BAM! Just like that.

by Leonardo Dicloprio

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure, Derpy Hooves, Princess Celestia, Human, Main 6, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Original Character, Sex
Length: 3673

Spectrum Soar goes on a crazy adventure through different dimentions in this heart stopping story.

All the major/minor characters all have a big party! A character named Spectrum Soar goes on a crazy adventure and has intercourse with all of the Mane+Minor characters that I could think of when writing this. And yes I know you've been asking for this story for a long time, but stop complaining because it's finally here!

Published 2012-06-09 18:14:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-30 02:48:12 UTC

The adventure begins.

BAM! Just like that.

It was a bright and shiny morning. Spectrum Soar was tired from the night before. He had been partying all night, and had a hang over from the sugar. He had a huge wing boner. He was ready.

Spectrum normally would have floated over to the bathroom, taken a shower, and started his day. But today he wasn't able to due to his stiff wings. Spectrum didn't really realize that he couldn't fly because he was so tired. He tried to fly, but his stiff wings caused him to fall on his face, pulling the bed sheets down with him.

"Damn it," Spectrum mumbled. He struggled to get up and when he finally did, he was hit with a huge surprise. Over 40 mares in were laying there in his bed! All just piled on top of each other.

"mmmm, good morning," they all said in unison, rubbing their eyes and yawning.

"Do you girls wanna have a morning quickie?," asked Spectrum with a smirk on his face. And, BAM! Just like that they all had a fourty-one way.

A nice morning walk through cloudsdale

Chapter 2

A nice walk though Cloudsdale

The next morning, Spectrum woke up.

"Wow, I didn't do anything all day yesterday," he said. They had been having sex all day. Just as he began to stretch, the doorbell rang. Spectrum walked up to the door and opened it. Standing on his cloud porch was a light grey pony with light yellow hair and bright yellow, and also a little off, eyes.

"Good morning!," Derpy Hooves said, holding a small cardboard box about the size of a toaster.

"Oh, good morning Derpy, is that my mail?" Spectrum asked.

"Yes it is!," Derpy said, handing Spectrum the package. He opened it to find an old dictionary.

Spectrum was confused, "who would send me a dictionary?," he thought to himself, "why would anyone think that I would have time to read and look up words with all the things that I do and the sex that I have?" He looked up at Derpy, who was smiling, seductively with her eye lids half closed.

"I looked up that word that you used last week," she said, "I know what sex is now. And I'm ready." Spectrum smiled, squinting in an evil way as Derpy sprung on to him. He pulled her inside, closing the door behind him. The worked their way into the bed room, Spectrum lazily tossing the old book onto the dresser. He noticed that all of the ponies that were in his bed before were gone. And why wouldn't they be? They knew the drill of partying with Spectrum. Go out partying with Spectrum, go home with him or stay at the club and have sex, wake up the next morning, and if Spectrum asks for a morning quickie, then do it again. If not, leave when he leaves the room. And hope to see him again that night.

Spectrum grabbed the dictionary and stuck into the mare. She moaned loudly. She was tight. It was probably her first time. Then Derpy turned around, squinting evilly.

"No," she said, pulling Spectrum's hands away, "I want You inside of me. Spectrum obliged, sticking his stallion cock into her. She moaned even louder. It was her first time. And she was loving it. She was in love. She had never imagined that it would feel this good and she was screaming.

"S**t," Spectrum thought, "I kinda wanted to do something today. I didn't even get a chance to go to work today or yesterday either!" Derpy screamed the loudest orgasm Spectrum had ever heard since he had yelled FFFFEEEEEEEEEETTTTTUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS into a microphone. Derpy slumped over, exhausted. She was panting loudly and could barley move. "I'll just go out tomorrow."

The next morning Spectrum opened his door as Derpy flew out the window. He took a deep breath in. It was going to be an interesting day. He could feel it. It was then that he smelled it. He took a deep whiff of the air...a nearby mare was horny, and he had to do something about it!

Spectrum dashed out, flying in the area around his house. He searched in the "wait here to have sex with Spectrum line", he searched in the nearby market, he even searched in the "not as attractive but still wants to have sex with Spectrum" line, but the mare was nowhere to be found. Spectrum had almost given up. He hung his head in shame. "I...I can't find her...," Spectrum said sadly. He couldn't understand how the feeling was so strong, yet he couldn't seem to find her.

Just then Spectrum heard an "Ahem..." He twirled around to see Daring Do, Airheart, April Showers, Blossomforth, Blue October, Blueberry Cloud, Bon Voyage, Chocolate Blueberry, Cinnamon Swirl, Cloud Kicker, Cloud Showers, Cloudchaser, Deep Blue, Dizzy Twister, Drizzle, Endless Clouds, Firefly, Flitter, Flutter Doo, Helia, Honeysuckle, Ice Pop, Icy Rain, Juicy Fruit, Lightning Bolt. Lucy Packard, Medly, Merry May, Opal Waters, Orange Blossom, Orange Box, Parasol, Parula, Peppermint Crunch, Pink Cloud, Pumpkin Tart, Q. T. Prism, Rainbowshine, Raindrops, Red Velvet, Riverdance, Sassaflash, Silverspeed, Skyra, Stardancer, Sugar Apple, Strawberry Sunrise, Sugar Grape, Sunny Rays, Tiger Lily, Tracy Flash, Tropical Storm, Vanilla Skies, Wild Fire, Wind Whistler, Wing Wishes, and Gumdrop all standing there.

"Oh hey there girls!" Spectrum yelled.

"Wanna do it?" all the mares asked. Then BAM! Just like that. They did it.

AHHH THE PORTAL!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 3

AH THE PORTAL!!!!!

Spectrum woke up the next morning in a giant pile of mares. They were all asleep. They must have been extremely tired after the unbelievable things that they had done the day before, right there in the middle of Cloudsdale. He flew up, hovering about twenty feet above the cloud floor of the unbelievable city made of clouds, and took a look at the giant pile of mares.

"Wow," he whispered to himself, "What is that? Three days in row, now? I need to take a break from this, or...it's gonna fall off."

Just then Rainbow Dash zoomed by, blowing Spec's Hair back. She was going the fastest he had ever seen a pony go since that one pony rode him super hard. What was that mare's name? It didn't matter. Rainbow Dash was his target now. He was gonna do it with her. SOON. Spectrum got a running start to fly up and talk to her. Then, when reaching the end of the clouds, he took off after Dash. He flew as fast as his wings could carry him, but Rainbow was going much faster. He pressed on, it was painful how fast he was going, but he just couldn't seem to catch up.

All of a sudden, there was a huge explosion in the sky. Spectrum didn't realize what it was from. He thought a building might have exploded, and looked around for fire, but when he looked up, he saw what had actually happened. Rainbow Dash had done a Sonic Rainboom. She was going extremely fast, increasing in speed every second, with a rainbow trailing behind her from her tail. With out warning, Rainbow Dash went at a dangerously extreme speed, opening up a portal in the sky. Rainbow Dash couldn't slow down, and was violently sucked inside the portal. Spectrum desperately tried to slow down, struggling to pull back so he wouldn't fly straight into the giant, swirling, purple vortex leading to, who knew where. But it was to late.

Spectrum zoomed into the portal, flying through time and space. He looked at his hooves. They were growing and shrinking. He could feel himself getting older and younger at the same time. It didn't make any sense to him at all. He could suddenly see his own eyes, as his body morphed into weird forms and his face stretched through the portal. He looked back to see his flank a mile away, stretched beyond sight. He felt sick to his stomach, he felt like just laying down and dying, he felt...good.

It seemed like an eternity before the portal began to come to an end. He let out a deep sigh as the sound of the whining portal began to die down. Spectrum found himself in a world of which he had never seen. Everything was...darker. It wasn't bright and cartoony like the world that he knew and loved. And there were strange creatures like he had never seen. They walked on two legs and stood upright. Several of them only had fur on the top of their head. He was afraid of this strange world and wasn't sure where to go or what to do. He felt like everything was watching him. Everything was made of stone, and the ground was black and tough. It was then that he heard a huge roar coming from behind him. He turned to see a strange, red, metal object zooming at him very fast. Spectrum panicked, and sprinted for the nearest building, so he wouldn't be seen or attacked by this loud, hostile machine. The building that he ran to was made of bricks. It was a very large building with a few smaller beasts crawling around on the two legs that they had. These beasts were colored, just like the ponies from Spectrum's world, but their colors were very limited to tan and dark colors. He hid in a nearby room inside the building. He could hear the sound of talking and several more metal machines screaming outside.

Without warning, a sound rang out. It was remarkably loud and it caused Spectrum to have to cover his ears with his hooves. Several bells, all ringing at once, crept into his head and have him a head ache. After a few seconds, the sounds of the bells subsided and the hallways of the complex that he found himself in were filled with the voices and laughter of what sounded like thousands of young mares and stallions. They spoke English. He could understand them. Most of them spewing vulgar language, some talking about mares, some talking about games, some about school. It reminded Spectrum of his old elementary school when he was a young foal. He missed it. He missed Cherilee. He missed his world. What he knew to be real no longer seemed real. Spectrum laid down on the floor, overcome with fear. He looked around to see that he was in a dirty room with pipes and white bowl things. He hadn't really gotten a good look at the room until now. But now, he wasn't really in an exploring mood. He had to find out what had happened to Rainbow Dash. She had flown into the portal after all, and he had to help her. It was then that the voices of a few mares and stallions, or at least it sounded like some, caught Spectrum's attention. They all were talking about school and what they were going to do after school, but it wasn't the subject of which they were talking that interested him. He was interested in their voices. They sounded like his friends. He pressed his ear against the door, so that he could hear better. It was very loud outside and difficult to pinpoint on specific voices. He heard what sounded like his own voice...along with Crestfallen, a darker red, stallion, unicorn friend of his with a chestnut colored mane, and some other of his friends as well.

"Could they really be out there?," Spectrum whispered quietly to himself, "why are they not freaking out? Did they go through the portal after me? WHAT IF THEIR IN TROUBLE?!" He had so many questions but no time to think them through. He decided that he would have to go out at some point, and now was a good a time as any, especially considering that his friends could be in danger and Spectrum being the devoted, courageous pony that he is decided to go help. He stepped forward, slowly and cautiously reaching his hoof out for the door. Then he stepped back. It sounded like there were so many of these things. He could be ambushed. Spectrum thought for a minute, then the voices slowly got quieter. Now was his time to move. He reached for the door once more. Right as he was about to open it, one of the furless beasts stepped in, head down, looking at a small plastic machine in his hooves. Spectrum hadn't really realized until this point that these were not hooves that these things had. They had wiggly things on the end instead of hooves. The creature had on a black jacket, had chestnut hair, and shiny black glasses. Spectrum froze. The beast looked up at Spectrum, jaw dropping to the floor when he saw the red pony with a blue and green mane and yellow and orange tail standing before him. Neither of them could move. They stood there for about a minute before the beast spoke.

"You're...you're a pony...," the beast said, shoving the red device into his pocket. Spectrum was curious as to what the, possibly dangerous thing was, but now was not the time. He couldn't use it if it had been put away, anyway.

"Yes I am," Spectrum replied,awkwardly, after a small pause. Neither of them spoke for another minute.

"Uh...what are you doing here?," asked the beast, still shocked but also looking slightly thrilled to see Spectrum, "oh and sorry, my name is Dit...I mean, Luke. Sorry my mind is on other things," he said, reaching his wiggly tipped leg out to shake Spectrum's hoof. Spectrum stepped back, pulling his hoof towards his body, not wanting to shake hooves with this thing. "You don't need to be scared," Luke said, "It's not like I'm going to hurt you."

"Forgive me if I have difficulty believing you," Spectrum said a little angrily, "I don't know how I got here, and you...things are a little freaky." Although it was difficult for him, Spectrum reluctantly reached out his hoof. "I just kind of...appeared here, through... a portal and ran inside this building. I was about to leave because I thought I heard my friend Crestfallen, but it just turned out to be your voice."

"Crestfallen?," Luke asked, "that's a interesting name."

"Yea?," Spectrum said, "we don't really have names like...Luke where I come from."

"Which is where exactly," He asked.

"Cloudsdale," Spectrum said proudly, "only the city housing the greatest flyers in all of Equestria!" Then Spectrum remembered Rainbow Dash and began to panic.

"Equestria?,"Luke asked, "I think there are some people you need to meet."

HOLY S**T!

HOLY S**T!

Ch 4

HOLY S**T!

Luke snuck Spectrum out the door and through the halls. I don't f**king know how he did it, he just freakin' did, ok? So just pretend it was like during lunch or during class or some s**t. Spectrum was deathly afraid of being seen and was almost seen by one of the...oh wait...ok, so before I go on I should probably mention that in case you haven't figured it out, their in a high school...so yea...so Spectrum Soar was almost seen by a teacher who was walking down the hall. Luke froze. Spectrum slid around a corner to not be seen. He could hear the woman's shoes tapping down the hall, approaching slowly. The teacher got dangerously close. Spectrum's heart pounded. Suddenly, he got an idea. Spectrum flew to the ceiling, pressing his stomach against it and flattening his body as much as it would allow him to not be seen by the teacher, who was now turning the corner and who began to walk under Spectrum. Luke just stood there, clearly sweating from fear of Spectrum being caught. This was f**king crazy. A red pony in a human world. What would the teacher say? She would probably just scream. They would get caught. He couldn't let that happen, but at least Spectrum hadn't been seen so far. Spectrum was also sweating, and one drop slid down his nose. He watched it with crossed eyes, hoping it would not fall. But it was to late. The drop slid off his face and landed on the female teachers head. The woman stopped, confused. She quickly looked around, trying to figure out where the droplet had come from. Just then Spectrum noticed a younger female walking near Luke. Spectrum hadn't really realized it until this point, but these creatures were not that bad looking. Actually, this one was particularly attractive. His wings began to stiffen. Spectrum panicked. Oh sh*****t. Now, for once it seemed, was not a time for this. Couldn't it wait till later? No. You don't schedule erections.

"Think about something else, Spectrum whispered to himself, "Granny Smith...Blue Waffles...That one time that Pinkie gave me that weird cupcake and I don't really remember much after that besides me somehow escaping..."

Luke tensed up even more. He had figured out what was happening, and decided that he needed a distraction. Luke pulled out his phone, calling his friend as fast as his phone would allow him and putting it on speaker. It rang a few times. Spectrum panicked. What was he doing? Spectrum was just about to fall. Suddenly the call went to voicemail. A voice screamed out, "FFFFFEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!" The teacher whirled around and walked towards Luke, obviously angered. But it was to late. Spectrum's now extremely stiff wings caused him to slam to the ground, bringing down the teacher with him.

"HOLY S**T! DUDE, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!" Luke screamed, now in even more of a panic than before, which is a pretty big panic if you ask me 'casue this dude was already flipping his s**t. He continued, "IS SHE DEAD?"

"I DON'T KNOW AND I'M NOT GONNA CHECK. LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!," Spectrum replied, freaking out but not quite as much as Luke cause Conn...Spectrum is not as much of a spazz.

"What do you two think your doing?," a voice came from behind them. They were caught. They were doomed. Someone knew about Spectrum.

They turned around to see another human standing there. "Connor!" Luke exclaimed, seemingly happy to see someone he knew.

"You know him?," Spectrum asked.

"Yea...you know me, too," Connor said in a annoyed for being forgotten voice.

"Ohhhh yeaaa," Spectrum remembered, "I've been here before. I completely forgot that I came here a while back and met you! So, after that was all cleared up, Spectrum, Luke, and Connor went to a dark corner of the building, where nopony seemed to be. Luke called some of his friends, who came very quickly. They were shocked when they saw what and who was in front of them.

"Spectrum," Luke said, "This is Rachael and Colton." Spectrum had already gotten used to the look of these humans and found certain ones rather attractive. He locked eyes with the one that Luke had called Rachael and...BAM! Just like that, he remembered why he was there. Spectrum flew away as fast as he could, searching everywhere for Rainbow Dash. It was then that he heard a scream. He looked out of a nearby window to see Rainbow Dash freaking the hell out cause there were all these damn freakin' metal monsters everywhere. So Spectrum rushed out of the window, not looking back to the people he had left or thinking about anyone seeing him. No. He didn't give a s**t about that anymore. Spectrum swooped down, grabbing Dash and flying back up into the portal where they almost had some crazy ass morphed body, time stretching portal sex but they didn't.

Okay, now that's just weird.

Chapter 5

Okay, now that's just weird.

They arrived back in ponyville later. It was late. Probably past midnight. They did not know how long they had been in the portal, but they could only assume it was forever. Soar wondered to himself if the portal only went between that universe and his own, but decided that now was not the time to explore. No, now he had a very scared Rainbow Dash at his side. She was curled up on a cloud, and appeared to be crying. She was obviously having a difficult time comprehending what had just happened. Spectrum felt bad for her and flew down next to her. The two sat next to each other for minutes, before finally, Spectrum spoke.

"That must have been rough on you...," he said, awkwardly.
"...and it wasn't on you?" Rainbow Dash responded, not looking to Soar, "I'm not even sure if that was...real..."
"I'm not sure either," Spectrum said, looking back at the portal. Another long silence. "Look, I know that place was scary, but I think that we can cope with what just happened together, don't you think?" He put his hoof around her.
"...yea...maybe we can...," she finally responded, looking at him, "hey...you saved me back there...I was just freaking out but you acted like a pro and got us out of...wherever we were." Spectrum didn't respond. "thanks...it was pretty cool."
"Are you gonna be alright?" Spectrum asked, "you look pretty shook up."
"Yea, i'll be fine...," she said, not with a lot of confidence, "I just need to get some sleep."
"Well I can walk you back to your house if you'd like," Spectrum said.
"Yea, sounds cool."
The two flew back to Rainbow Dash's house. They made some jokes on the way, and giggled, and just talked. Spectrum noticed that Rainbow Dash was taking a weird path back to her house, as if she wanted them to fly around and talk some more, but eventually found their way to her house. They stood outside for a few minutes just talking and almost making out, but not quite. Eventually, she invited him to stay the night with her, so he went inside and BAM! Just like that, the story got continued in the Stupendous Stories of Spectrum Soar.