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So apparently Octavia was DTF.
YUS!
Waiting waiting fading fading.
Good things are here.
Good things are coming.
Don’t fuck this up, Vinyl.
So you’d think that, like, a DJ would be getting ladies like 24/7.
Like, wear a life jacket so you don’t drown in the pussy.
This was not Vinyl.
She was freaked out talking to a sexy girl.
And like Octavia was like mostly sexy?
And like this might be a good idea?
And she was supposed to be doing it, Vinyl thought, yes?
Right?
And like anyone is better than no one. Right?
No? Mayyyybe…
Like, “Ur first time should be with someone u luuuv”.
Or like VS: “Gotta get that pussy all the time yo. Lololol Vinyl’s a virgon.”
I guess she wouldn’t be virgon… for a long time after tomorrow. Today.
So now she’ll be able to talk to her friends like, “Oh yeah… sex. I do that shit.”
You know instead of “;_; (I’m so alone)”.
Like, “Yeah, now Vinyl’s a real Mare. Having sex and fuck.”
And Vinyl is “Yeah. You know that mare, I totally had sex with heeeeerrrr…”
You know?
Like if she liked Octavia.
That would be gooood….
But like, Octavia was weird. And her friends were dickss.
She was easy to talk to!
But it was hard to listen to her…
Vinyl didn’t really like her.
Very much at all, now that she thought about it.
But like……..
She heard her door being knocked. Old Tavi.
“Hi,” Vinyl said after letting her in.
“Heyy,” Tavi waved.
“Soo, uh, my DJ stuff, I was talking about, is uh over here as you seeeee.
I’ve got these turn tablers, haha, turn TABLETS. Um.”
“Haha. Wonder if you could peirce a man’s throat with that record needle,” Octavia laughed. The record needle was long**.
Viny turned to look at her guest. “Ummmm. I don’t know.” Damn Octavia was weird. Was this not a good idea? This was probably not a good idea.
Vinyl nodded. “Soooooo..
Would you wanna hook up, maybe?”
Lust beats logic.
But like not even that much lust.
Like, not wanting to stay a virgin.. beats logic.
That’s what was beating logic here.
Octavia thought for a moment. “Nah.”
“Oh.” Vinyl replied.
“I just want to hang out or whatever.”
“Oh.” Vinyl looked at the ground. This wasn’t quite how it was supposed to be. Vinyl saw herself above Octavia, but that was wrong right? If anyone was doing the rejecting it would be… Vinyl — was what she thought ever since Octavia agreed to get busy/freaky.
haha. Octavia was already pretty freaky. What was she doinnnnng, Vinyl reflected.
Well nothing really. Octavia wasn’t into it.
“Could I hear your new song?” Vinyl asked. What else was there to do?
Vinyl had asked Octavia to bring her Cello. The guise was that this was a music collaboration.
“Sure,” Octavia told her. “It’s called. ‘Fuck My Spine Out Of My Body’”.
Vinyl didn’t think that seemed a fitting song to play, with the current situation.
“I’ve become so numb.” Octavia sang. “I can’t feel you there.
Become so numb.
So much more aware.
One thing. I don’t know why.
Can I have your autograph?
I’ve seen every one of ‘em.
Lunacy has found me
cannot stop the bat
ter
ry.
Can I have, your autograph?
Jewls of glory to pearls of pain?
Pears of pai-ain.
Iron maiden.
Screaming bull.
Eat ur pussy
‘till I’m full.”
Vinyl nodded. “Uh huh. Uh huh. What the FUCK Octavia?”
“It’s really just a lil’ mashup of songs I know.” She smiled. “With some of my own stuff sprinkled in there. I’ve never played it for anyone.”
“Oh.” Vinyl felt a little bad about her impulsiveness. “What is it about?”
“How Pegasi make me homicidal.”
“Homicidal?” Vinyl didn’t hear right.
“Yeah.” Octavia returned.
Oh. She did.
She did hear that right.
“How long are you staying here?” Vinyl wanted out.
“My train goes out at 5:30.”
“hwell… uh
we could watch soommmmeeee cartoons?”
“Tell me the deets,” Octavia sang.
And so there they sat, two hours later and on the fourth episode of “Swag City” on cartoon network.
“Yeah I watched this episode like three times after it first aired.”
“I liked the fluffy cat.”
“Yeah.”
“Do you want to try and make some music?”
“Oh! Sure.”
“Actually I haven’t heared anything you’ve made yet.” she said to Vinyl. “You already heard minee (lol).”
“Uh.. Sure.” Vinyl appreciated the request. She always liked performing and was growing bored of the old episodes.
She walked Octavia into the studio. “If I can find the tape..”
“Aha!” Vinyl held up a cassette labeled, ‘Hot Summer Jams’
“This reminds me of the music I used to listen to. Do you know Dedh0rs3? I first discovered him while I was reading this bondage novel.”
Mm. ok.
“I actually have some deadhorse records. Do you want me to put him on?”
“Sure”
After some quick searching, she puled the record from her music shelf.
“So uh.” Vinyl looked to the side. “Uh.. what novel?”
Stupid question. She didn’t care. She kind of cared.
“Venus In Furs?”
Venus In Furs?
Vinyl's eyes lit up. “I.. wait.
I think I have that one somewhere.”
“Go get it. I want to show you something.”
…
“His shaft,” Octavia read, “Was like a hefty meat-brush.”
“A meat-brush!?” Vinyl smiled. She knew the book was old but she didn’t think it would be so,
Silly.
“IKR??” Octavia found it much more entertaining. She continued to read it aloud.
“Fanny Hill caressed him with passion and emotion and also with her hooves…
This is kind of hot.”
Vinyl widened her eyes with surprise. She.. had an idea. “Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh. Yeah I think it’s uuuh hot. What’s thissss… doin’ for ya.”
“It is.”
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh.
Vinyl nodded in that slow repetitive way. That, ’Yes it’s all coming together now’ kind of way.
“What do you want to do?” Vinyl was sneaking around the question.
Octavia came back with, “Anything except anal.”
Vinyl nodded in that slow repetitive way (That, ’Yes it’s all coming together now’ kind of way.) again. She's done it twice now in total if you’re keeping up.
Who’s the virgon now. Not I, Vinyl thought to herself. Not this pony no longer! No! Not Vinyl Scratch! No longer me! Not THIS pony! Not ME!!
And then they totally had sex.
And then Vinyl was like.
“Sex is dumb.”
**So that she could have that pro sound.
