
Disregard Safety, Acquire Humans
Pinkie works with a human assistant making an odd variety of treats, with sensual results.
You, like the rest of the humans that have found their way into Ponyville, have sort of a love/hate relationship what that bubbly and sweet pink mare known as Pinkie Pie. As much as you enjoy working with someone so nice that has accepted your place in Equestria so completely, you feel rather frustrated at the ever increasing insanity of the confectioneries that she makes in Sugarcube Corner, and she drags you deeper and deeper into "special projects" that you hardly understand. Apparently Twilight has something to do with these things as well.
Please note the rating for teen content. This is in response to the fact that I wanted to do more stuff with Pinkie as well as more silly and light-hearted non-clop stuff. Thanks for reading.




15252 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read
6 Chapters:
- The First Part 2012-05-15 05:37:55 UTC1586
- The Second Part 2012-05-16 03:54:54 UTC1886
- The Third Part 2012-06-03 00:44:36 UTC1956
- The Fourth Part 2012-05-18 07:32:07 UTC2105
- The Fifth Part 2012-06-03 19:35:12 UTC2847
- The Sixth Part 2012-09-18 02:28:56 UTC4872