EG: Magic disasters

Dear Journal: Uh yo. My names Jordan. I'm a 14 year old boy who just recently moved. ((During the last 6 weeks of school...Not nearly enough time to make friends for summer.)) My mom said to make a journal to pour out my feelings or some crap. Anyways, if your wondering what I look like, I'm tall with a medium sized body type. I have dark green eyes and black hair with a white stripe in the front (I dyed it) I wear a blue jacket that covers a black shirt and blue shorts. The blue jacket has a big white moon and stars on it. Anyways, that's enough explaining myself. Why don't I talk about my first day. And let me tell you...It was a doozy. When I first arrived I was greeted by this girl named...I think it was Sunset? I'm horrible at names. Anyways as soon as I arrived I was attacked by background questions from Sunset, questions about my old school, my interests, but then it got...Weird. She started asking me if I knew what a 'Element...Of armory?' ya, it was armory I think. Anyways, after she figured out I didn't know about the element of armory she stopped asking questions and became a bit more open. She led me through the school, showing the difference class rooms and such. But then, lunch happened. Oh yes, did lunch happen. The second I came in I was pierced by a million staring eyes. Almost everyone looked at me, like they were expecting me to jump onto a table and start a song and dance number. It was kinda...weird. The only people not staring at me was three...Life sized versions of those weird troll dolls? With their hair they could be. They were busy talking among themselves. Well...Two of them were talking, the third one was busy stuffing her mouth with tacos. Speaking of which! Ignoring the staring eyes I grabbed as many tacos as I could (Tacos, true greatness!) I looked around at the difference tables....I didn't know where to sit, everyone had stop staring when I went to get my tacos but as soon as I walked near anyone's table someone would look at me with a face that screamed 'Sit here and die.' I finally stopped at the table that the three giant hair styles attached to students sat at. For a moment the one with orange hair looked up at me with a face that was akin to 'Your not even worth my time' ...This entire place was full of D-bags. After a minute of looking I heard a voice say "Hey, do you need a place to sit?" it was that Sunset girl that gave me the tour. I nodded politely, sitting down at her table. There were 5 other kids sitting there. I just silently ate, listening to the six girls speak "So back to the discussion." Sunset said "Have you found" Sunset's voice became quiet, though I could still barely hear it "You know what..." Slowly the five other girls shook their heads "Oh Darling, how can you be so sure they're even still in tact. We saw them shatter. They could had been were completely destroyed." One of the five girls (I never got these girls names. But I can identify by hair. She had purple hair.) "No." Sunset whispered grimly "I've been using my book to speak with princess twilight. She said that they cannot be destroyed by anything in this world. Its urgent that we find them. They need to be brought back to princess twilight's world as soon as possible. If anyone were to find them and utilize there power, it could be disastrous. And not only that. When they are shattered, their dark magic slowly, and permanently leaks into this world. That means people can use this magic, similar to when we use the magic of friendship with music." another girl, with yellow hair spoke timidly "T-That's terrible. But w-" She was cut off by a girl with rainbow hair "So? If anyone tries to use dark magic we'll just zap them with that rainbow blast our music makes." a girl wearing a cowboy hat chimes in " 'Ah don't thing it'll be that simple. We only barely won last time. We need to find these things as fast as we can. Or we'll be in a bigger hole then a mole on caffeine." The timid girl with yellow hair spoke again "W-Well, maybe it would be-" The one with rainbow hair cut in "Barely won! We crushed them." She shouted, causing everyone in the cafeteria to stare at her "W-Well, maybe you could dis-" The girl with yellow hair tried to speak again but the last girl who had pink hair spoke "OOH-OOH-OOH!" The pink haired girl raised her hand "...Yes pinkie?" the blond girl said "...I don't know. The author just said I needed to cut off Fluttershy to keep the joke going." the girl with rainbow hair looked confused "...Wait what" The pink haired girl shrugged "I don't kn-" she was cut off by the yellow haired girl "Can I please talk!" she said, trying to raise her voice though not by much "Of course fluttershy, you don't need to ask." The rainbow haired girl said "W-Well, maybe we shouldn't be speaking about this right in front of" The yellow haired girl pointed at me "....Oops..." Sunset said. Before I could even say anything the rainbow haired girl saod "OH LOOK, I THINK I HEAR SOMEONE CALLING MY NAME." Rainbow haired girl said, her acting was horrible. She quickly walked away "Uuuh, U-Uh Apple jack. I think one of your buttons on your clothes fell off. Why don't we go to the bathroom and fix it!" The purple haired one said "Huh? I don't wear bu- I mean, of course. My buttons, oh! One of them broke off. I'm more clumsy then a town drunk in a saloon." the girl wearing a hat said. The two also left "U-Uh. I should gooo...Help them fix the button!" Sunset said, following the two "I, uh. I mean. I just..." The yellow haired girl started before quickly getting up and following the rainbow girl...and with that everyone but the pink girl left "So....Any way I can get an explanation on what you were talking about?" Jordan asked "Uuuuh, OK! You see it all started when this purple unicorn came to the human world." ...Ya, it was a weird story, she proceeded to explain a crazy tale about a unicorn girl coming to this world and fighting Sunset who became a fire demon. Then she talked about how three siren girls tried to take over the school and that the girls had to use magic left behind by the unicorn to stop them. It was a pretty far fetched tail. Before I could ask more the lunch bell rang, and we had to go to class. It was certainly a weird day, I have no response to this yet. Its all sort of crazy. I'll need to question them more tomorrow. But for now this is about it. Jordan signing out.