
The Merc With the Moth
It is recommended you read this story in one of the Dark formats in order to better distinguish the colored text of the 'other voices'.
Hey folks! Name's Deadpool!
I thought that was all of us?
It is. He's just introducing us as a single entity.
Will you two idiots be quiet? I'm trying to talk to the readers! Anyway, I know you've all been waiting with bated breath for this story ever since it was announced, and here it is! And it's going to have everything you'd expect of such a story!
Explosions!
Adorable father-daughter bonding moments.
Total babes!
Awkward hilarity.
Not to mention me, Deadpool, the merc with-
Daddy, who are you talking to?
Oh hey Chryssi! Just telling the readers about-
Are you breaking the fourth wall again? I thought you were going to teach me how to do that today.
That's what I'm doing! Say hi to the readers, Chryssi!
You will all love me and despair as I feed upon your adoration to become an unstoppable god!
That's my girl! Hey, wanna read the story with me?
I brought popcorn and chimichangas.
*sniffle* You're the best thing to ever happen to me, Chryssi!
Hey look! We've got cover art now!
Aww, you were so cute at that age!
And I'm not cute now?
Now you're sexy!
We should thank Sanyo21 for the image.
Then I guess I'll throw up a link! Nnnghha! http://www.fimfiction.net/user/sanyo21
...did you really have to literally throw it?
Yup!
Oh, and for those who don't know yet, this story is part of the PWNY-verse. It's not all about us - even if it should be - but you'll probably enjoy it to-Oh, stop making me a shill already!
Oh, by the way, it's recommended you read this story in Dark or Ultra Dark. Some of the colored text doesn't show up clearly otherwise. Not necessary, but just a suggestion.


33 Chapters:
- Quit pulling my strings! 2015-05-03 20:41:33 UTC1043
- Ask A Friend...I have one, right? 2015-05-06 22:08:31 UTC1615
- We Don't Need No Stinkin' Sitter! 2015-05-10 02:15:40 UTC1488
- That's My Girl! 2015-05-12 20:36:11 UTC2301
- Uncle Fuzzy 2015-05-15 19:32:58 UTC1285
- Do you want to be my brother? Well, too bad! You are! 2015-05-18 18:41:56 UTC1041
- If you can dodge a bullet, then you can dodge a ball! ...or a truck...or a rocket...or Uncle Fuzzy... 2015-05-21 21:14:00 UTC953
- Now it's my turn to dodge! 2015-05-24 19:24:36 UTC917
- You Didn't Keep Score? 2015-05-28 00:19:15 UTC897
- QC: A Rather Silly Place 2015-05-30 22:17:59 UTC1493
- World's Best Dad 2015-06-02 19:44:36 UTC1790
- World's Best Daughter 2015-06-05 20:24:58 UTC1460
- Pomp and Culture 2015-06-08 21:51:54 UTC1203
- An Education 2015-06-11 21:20:59 UTC1195
- First! 2015-06-14 21:54:08 UTC1135
- Game On! 2015-06-17 22:30:30 UTC934
- Bouncy! 2015-06-20 23:36:39 UTC1542
- Rampage! 2015-06-23 19:23:30 UTC1009
- Fun! 2015-06-26 19:08:44 UTC1300
- Pursuit 2015-06-29 19:54:25 UTC1046
- ...Logic! 2015-07-02 20:54:23 UTC1097
- On Schedule 2015-07-06 23:23:35 UTC1143
- Das Boot! 2015-07-09 20:09:39 UTC1107
- The Ultimate Cliffhanger 2015-07-28 01:21:15 UTC1437
- Broken By The Wall 2015-07-30 21:46:03 UTC1149
- Back to Comedy 2015-08-03 20:53:20 UTC1002
- Three Trials? 2015-08-07 02:08:55 UTC1102
- Bonus Content 2015-08-11 01:49:26 UTC996
- All Grown Up 2015-08-13 22:39:14 UTC1124
- Parenting Problems 2015-08-17 20:19:06 UTC991
- Operation: Grandpa 2015-08-21 00:22:21 UTC1706
- The End of the Story 2015-08-24 20:10:01 UTC1303
- Conquest is Shiny 2015-08-27 21:18:35 UTC1966