Do The Sex On Me

"Applebloom... APPLEBLOOM!!!"

"Huh, wha!" Applebloom was on top of Sugarcube Corner. She was paid to repair the roof after a particular multi-colored mare had an accident with her stunts. Long story short, Pinkie Pie had a great view of the sky from her bedroom and Rainbow was grounded from a broken wing. Applebloom had worked on the roof for some time now, though recently she had been distracted. Once she heard her own name being called out, she looks down to see Scootaloo with her coltfriend; Rumble.

"Scootaloo? What are you doing here?"

"I got some time off. The plumbing under the Sofas and Quills shop busted and now the place is flooding with some suspicious looking water."

"Oh, sorry tah hear that."

"Yeah, real shame," Scootaloo said unenthusiastically. "Anyway I was thinking we could go get some lunch. Maybe see if we can do something fun." Applebloom looked to her friend and back to her work. She was getting kind of hungry, but she did have work to do. She had been working on the roof for a few days now and wanted to get it done fast. However, lunch did sound rather nice right about now.

"Ah guess somethin' to eat wouldn't hurt, but I can't go far though. I wanna finish this up as soon as possible."

"That's fine. I guess we can get something sweet. What do you think, Rumble?"

"Meh, I share a chocolate shake with you, Scoots." Rumble was a tone pegasus. He wasn't a by any sense like Iron Will or Bulk Biceps, but he did have a noticeable muscle line to him. He and Scootaloo were training partners, though after a bit of an awkward confession, they started seeing each other. Now, they are work out partners and lovers. Workout lovers if you will.

Applebloom wipes a string of sweat from her brow, having been working since morning, which was several hours ago. A break wouldn't really hurt. "Okay. Jus' give me a minute and I'll be right down."

"Kay, we'll be waiting inside." Rumble and Scootaloo walked into Sugar Cube corner while Applebloom put her tools back in her toolbox. She didn't want anything dangerous sliding off and hurting anypony. With her toolbox and wood secured, she made her way down to ground level. She had been working for so long, she didn't even realize how much time had passed, but now it was time for a little break to cool herself off.

As she did, she saw a familiar sight in the distance. A traveling wagon had set up shop in town and she saw two faces she hadn't seen in a long time. They were both unicorns, one short and pudgy, the other tall and lanky. They left years ago, saying they wanted to join the circus. After that, no pony ever heard from them say for their parents. Word was they joined up with a particular show mare as her traveling assistants. Other than that, nopony really cared. Though as Applebloom looked at the two stallions, a lewd thought began to cross her mind. While she could walk up to them now, she was unfortunately keeping her friends waiting.

Putting her carnal desires aside, she made her way into Sugarcube corner where she saw Scootaloo and Rumble sharing a small chocolate shake. They sat in the corner so nopony would see them making googoo eyes at each other, yet everypony could see but nopony wanted to ruin their time together.

"Oh, Applebloom." Came a familiar tone of voice. Behind the counter was Mrs. Cake, Appleblooms current employer. "So good to see you deary. How goes the roof repair?"

"Its coming along nicely. Ah should be able to fill the hole entirely in an hour or two."

"Oh, that's splendid news. What can I do for you?"

"Jus' here on break is all. Gettin' kinda hot outside, thought I'd cool off with some friends."

"That sounds fine. What can I get ya?"

"Strawberry and oats milkshake, if you wouldn't mind." Applebloom gave her the bits needed, only for Mrs. Cake to let out a groan as she saw a post mare come in with some roses and a heart-shaped box of chocolates. "Oh for Celestia's sake not again."

"Delivery for a one... Mrs. Cup Cake?"

"That's me." She said in a rather dull tone of voice. She signed for it and took the sweets and flowers, setting them aside as she retook her place behind the counter.

"Somethin' the matter?"

"Ever since Carrot caught me checking out a younger stallion, he's been trying to fight for me when there's no reason to. I mean, it was fine at first. He was so romantic at first, we even went on a second honeymoon together. To Prance no less."

"Wow, that's fancy."

"You're telling me. He thinks I'm losing interest in him, but he's my husband, I'd never just run off with some younger model."
"So, why are ya bent all out of shape for bein' so romantic and such?"

"Ugh, he had to go out of town for a while. He thinks I'm going to cheat on him so he keeps smothering me with gifts. Every day its roses and chocolate, roses and chocolate. I work in a bakery and I think that's too much chocolate."

"So, tell 'em you're not gonna leave him." Cake merely sighed.

"You're still young Applebloom. Love is just a little more complicated than that." A bell was heard as Pinkie Pie came bouncing out of the kitchen with a strawberry and oats shake for Applebloom. The Pink Party Pony of Ponyville bounced and shook as she held the beverage on her rump. She would always do that with the food she brought out and not once has anypony seen her spill or drop an order. She launched it off from her rump and it landed gently on the wooden counter.

"Hi Applebloom. Thanks for fixing the roof." Before she could respond, Pinkie Pie bounced off back into the kitchen to fill any orders she would need. All the while, Applebloom looked at her dumbstruck.

"H-How did she- Ya ain't even told her what I wanted yet."

"It's Pinkie Pie. You learn to roll with it after a couple of years. Now, go play with your friends, deary. I don't want to keep you waiting with this old mare's problems."

"Oh, its no trouble at all." Applebloom takes the shake in one of her hooves. "It was nice talkin' with ya."

"Likewise sweetie." Applebloom walked away from the counter to join her friend, seeing that they had graduated from sipping something sweet to public kissing. Scootaloo tried to contain her giggling fit, but Rumble knew all of her sweet spots and managed to nip every one of them.

"S-stop it rumble... everypony's watching." She said in between small chuckles.

"Aw, come on Scoots. Ya never let me get all cozy with you."

"Ah! Yes I do, but where no pony is around."

"Heh, oh you like to get a little more than cozy in private." They continued to giggle until Applebloom cleared her throat, ultimately ruining their fun. "Oh, sorry Applebloom. Just spending some time with my number one mare."

"Really, I didn't know your mom was here." Scootaloo commented.

"It's alright guys. I don't mind it." She took a long sip of her shake. "So, what do you plan on doing with your time off Scoots."

"Me." Rumble said, only to get a punch in the shoulder. "Ow. I was just kidding."

"Sure ya were. Well, since I got some time off, I was thinking of hanging out with some friends, working out, and maybe go stallion hunting for ya."

"Ya sure you wanna do that? I mean, I don't really need any help."

"Yeah, I know, but I wanna help you find a stallion. Do you have anywhere you wanna start?" Applebloom tilts her head to see the two stallions on Trixie's stage, bickering to one another about something.

"I... have a few ideas in mind for the time being." She said with a small smile. Though, she wasn't exactly thinking of starting a relationship. She was looking for something a little more to the point. "Though, I think ya can’t really find a real stallion for me."

"I'll certainly try to. There aren't many stallions our age that are still single."

"It's fine. It ain't a do or die sort of thing." Applebloom sipped more of her shake, still eyeing the two stallions outside. They were starting to push each other for some unknown reason, but it didn't matter to Applebloom. Though, things took a turn for her favor as they seemed to fall backwards in what looked like an unfortunate series of events. It all happened so fast as suddenly they were dragged up by their hind legs. They dangled and fought for their freedom, while Applebloom nearly choked on her shake once she saw what they were packing underneath. Scootaloo and Rumble turned back to see what had caught Appleblooms attention, only for them and the rest of the restaurant to burst out in laughter.

The laughter didn't stop, it just went on and on. Thus, this was her chance. "S-Somepony should go help them." Applebloom said, sliding off her chair and running out to save the two bumbling stallions. By they time she got out there though, they only managed to get into a worse position as they looked to be tangled in a web of rope and their own clumsiness.

"I told you the ropes system wasn't ready!" Snips screamed. Applebloom was happy that he managed to get past the awkward stage of his voice changing.

"I'm sorry, but Trixie wanted it to be set up like she wanted." Snails however, sounded just as she remembered him to be. As they argued, they failed to notice Applebloom undo their binds, the two landing with a loud thump. The two groaned as they landed on top of each other. "I think my organs are bleeding."

"Which ones?"

"All of them." They heard a giggle come from a nearby mare.

"Oh you guys are still funny." The two looked up at their savior, confused by her words.

"Applebloom? Is that you?" Snips asked, squinting his eyes to see the full-grown mare before them. "Wow... you look... good." Applebloom gave them a sultry look.

"You boys look good yourself." She said circling the two and undoing the knots in the rope that held them down. "So, how's show business?" After a few more knots, the two stallions were free. Snips stood just as tall as Applebloom but Snails was taller and filled out his bony muscles more.

"Thanks. As for Showbiz, it's actually pretty cool."

"Yeah, Trixie shows us the ins and outs of how entertaining ponies go." Applebloom giggled awkwardly, trying to sound interested in their story.

"That's cool. What else?" Applebloom was like a mare in heat, trying to kiss up to the stallions awkwardly in hopes of a quick rut. Though, it wasn't that simple. Applebloom was in full control of herself while Snips and Snails were more or less oblivious to her advances.

"Uh, well we occasionally help out with the act and we maintain her equipment. We're nothing all that special really, just a couple of stage hooves is all."

"Oh really. Well, in that case, maybe you wouldn't mind helpin' me out with a little... somethin', somethin'." Applebloom winked at the two, throwing the stallions off.

"Applebloom, you okay? You're acting kinda... funny."

"Yeah, you're acting like when I found Trixie's special cider on the top shelf."

"Oh, I'm fine is all, but ah think I know how y'all can make me feel... better." Snips and Snails looked to each other for a moment. "Do you boys wanna help me... preen my feathers?"

"But... you don't have wings." Snails expertly pointed out. Applebloom dropped her sultry smile, unable to process at how oblivious he was. Snips would be the smarter choice.

"No, no. What I want is." She put her best bedroom eyes back on. "I want y'all to help me clean mah pipes."

"We're... not plumbers." Snails retorts.

"Oh come on. Ya must know what I want right? I want a little... roll in the hay. A good buckin'." The two stallions paused for a moment.

"Why would anypony roll in hay? It’s sooo itchy. And bucking? We... don't hit mares."

"Yeah, it's not polite." Applebloom's eyes twitched, her frustration starting to boil over. She finally decided to drop the subtle remarks.

"Oh for... Look, I want yo guys to fuck my pussy. Fuck mah pussy hard until it's oozin' full of your good stuff." There was no way they could misinterpret that.

"But we can't go near cats."

“Yeah, I’m allegic.”

"Trixie hasn't forgiven me for giving a cat a bag full of bits." That was it, Applebloom threw up her hooves and decided the two were a lost cause.

"What ever. It was nice seeing you guys again."

"Nice seeing you too, Applebloom." Snips said as the two waved her goodbye. Applebloom decided to rejoin Scootaloo in the bakery. "She was nice."

"Yeah, she was." The two stallions went back to working on their stage for Trixie's show where they would continue to go on, oblivious of just what had occurred to them. It is unknown if they would ever understand what had happened to them.