It's all for the Money

Good morning cement ceiling, Adam says getting up from the thin bed to watch steadiness of the guards. "Good morning officer Book" he says to the guard that uses words too big for the prisoners vocabulary and so 'officer Book' was invented. Officer Book didn't really like being called the name but goes with it anyway. "It's 8:30 am please wait till you get courtyard time to play little games with people." Officer Book says to Adam, "Wow no big words this time, Officer Book, you must be tired." he says to the baggy eyed officer.

prison cell 10:30 am

God it's boring here, maybe something cool will happen sometime soon. Adam thought to himself, laying on the bed staring at the ceiling only to immediately look to the left of the cell to see nothing, pretty sure I just saw a 'purple' spark, but what could have caused it? he asks himself only to get no answer.

Thursday 2 weeks after imprisonment

Waking up to the clanging of an Officers baton on the metal bars, you stare at him thinking whether to grab his shirt and pound his head against said bars or ask him 'what's goin' on?', choosing the latter you proceed with the question to get nothing but new clothes instead of the dull grey jumpsuit.

After putting on the new outfit you realise that they gave you and everyone else in your block a set of jeans black wife-beater and light grey t-shirt. it's weird but its better than jumpsuits. thinking to himself, knowing no one else can hear him. After some push ups Adam starts to see the purple spark again, "Officer Books, get here quick!" Adam yells backing into the wall while still looking at the now glowing orb.

I hope I'm dreaming because this is getting weird. maybe if I touch it it will go away, slowly making his way to the orb a distinct voice orders you to stop and while Officer Books struggles with the keys the orb starts pulling in anything around it. Officer Books loses grip of the keys and they get sucked into the wormhole, you manage to hole onto the prison bars, "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!" you yell to the Officer currently having his faced squished against the bars. You start to realise your losing your grip on the bars and horizontally fall toward the orb suddenly losing consciousness shortly after entering it.

Unknown time and location

You are slowly awakening to the feeling of sun and breeze on your face and forearms, quickly opening your eyes you are blinded by light and the brightness of..well..EVERYTHING. After your eyes adjust you stand up and notice you're in a forest freedom?..."FREEDOM!"you exclaim to yourself, then covering your mouth you crouch and listen for any dogs or yelling guards...but nothing. Just nothing but birds wind and trees, you stand back up to have a better look around to notice what looked like a clearing or field a hundred or maybe less meters through some trees.

Entering the field you notice a massive mountain which almost magically held up a castle and city, looking to the left you see a small town not very far from you, so you begin walking and start to hope no one put up wanted posters in the town. You arrive at the edge of town to see all the houses are built oddly, as if it was the medieval times or some shit like that. You begin to walk into the odd town and notice that nobody seems to be around at all, "must be calling the cops." you say to yourself thinking that the people might have spotted him a mile away and reported it then hide until authorities arrived, but nothing happened. "HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" you call out and before you take another step you are looking at the sky with the wind knocked out of you. Coughing and trying to get back on your feet you hear "Stand down and leave, CREATURE!" a demanding voice says with so much venom it can kill a sarcastic teenager from tumblr. "I'm sorry *cough* but i have no *cough* clue what you're talking *cough cough* about." you barely get out. "What are you?" the person says. You look up to the feminine voice only to find a purple human like being with blunt legs and an odd head but it's fully clothed.

"Hello." you say weakly, "I'm kinda lost and just recently out of breath, you mind helping me out, whatever you are." you state (sort of), "well, you're in Ponyville, where are you from?" she asks, Jesus Christ, I've gone crazy. "and where is Ponyville on the earth?" you ask, "I'm sorry but the planet we are on is called 'Equis' and I have never heard of a planet called 'Earth'?"she says stating I am no longer on gods forsaken planet. "Fuck." was the only word you could get out before you are on the ground again.

Opening your eyes to the sight of books and wood, you sit up and see the Humanoid sitting next to you scribbling on some paper. "Good, you're awake now I can ask you some questions, so what is your name?", "Adam" "Race?" "Human" "date of birth?" "may 8 199- why are you asking me this?" you interrupt yourself, "so I can know more about you, I love studying so that is what I am doing!" "well can I at least know what you are?" you ask, "well that's easy, I'm a Pony and in our world the ponies consist of three main races, the Earth ponies which are strong for farming and more hard work, the Unicorns which have horns, Unicorns can use magic to manipulate the things around them like levitation, teleportation, and invisibility, to name a few but there is so much more to magic but i cant get sidetracked so the last race is the the pegasi, the pegasi are ponies with wings and can fly, control the weather and well...fly." she finishes, "and what about you, you have both wings and horn so what does that make you?" you ask, "oh! well I'm an Alicorn and there is three other Alicorns in Equestria, Princess Celestia, she is the main ruler of Equestria and controller of the sun, Princess Luna, Co-ruler of Equestria and controller of the moon and stars, and Princess Cadance, the princess of love. And for me I'm Princess Twilight Spawkle, the Princess of Magic and one of the other five holders of the Elements of Harmony." She says proudly. " Okay, thats cool and all but do you know any way i can meet this Celestio?" you ask while simultaneously butchering The Princess' name.

"Well I can teleport us tomorrow during the day because she is most likely asleep, okay?" she says asking for confirmation. "Sure thing, see you tomorrow," you say while heading to the door. "where are you going?" she asks while getting in between you and the door," well i was thinking of getting cozy in an allyway somewhere and show up here when i wake up." you say, only to get dragged up some stairs into a spare bedroom, "you can stay here instead of an alleyway, that way we can leave right when you get up."she says, "goodnight Adam." she says walking away.well i might as well rest now. you think to yourself before falling asleep on the bed.

Friday 12:30

you begin to wake and sit up to see a note on the door that says 'just come downstairs when you wake up' so listening to the note you head down stairs to find Twilight packing a bag and checking a list. "good morning." you say tiredly, "it's 12:32, you must have been tired haha." she says "well we leaving soon or what?" you ask, she stands up to look at you and nods, and within a second a blinding flash you regain vision to see a pair of giant doors and spearheads pointing directly at your face, "easy boys, he's with me." Twilight says to the 2 guards, they retract the spears and open the doors to let us in and the first thing I notice is the pure white woman with an ethereal mane blowing in an almost non-existent wind and the sight alone is pretty unreal while she sits unmoving in her throne at the end of a long hallway with a single red carpet and plenty of windows with murals on them. She begins to stand and say "is this the being in your reports, Twilight?" "Yes it is and Adam here is male." Twilight answers, "hi." you say meekly making her smile, "I am Princess Celestia, ruler of Equestria and the sun, who are you?" she finishes with a question.

"I am Adam Ross, robber of banks and DESTROYER OF PRETZELS! at your service."you idiot, why would you say you robbed banks because i thought it would be funny. "hmm humorous but i will have to laugh at that later when I'm not so busy with political matters." she says basically saving your ass from more prison, "but I must ask how did you get here, I have never in my lifetime seen your kind before." Celestia says, "well first off, I'm a human and second, will you promise you wont be angry when i tell you?" she nods, " okay well i wasnt lying about the bank robbing thing, I pulled off many heists before i was put in prison two weeks ago after a member of our crew turned out to be an undercover agent but it all happened before i appeared in a forest yesterday, i was in my cell when basically this purple spark appeared in the middle of the cell and it started getting bigger until it formed into an orb and sucked anything in including me and an officers cell keys and i basically ended up here." when i look up i notice she glaring at Twilight, "I didn't give you authorization to use a spell like that." Celestia says to her.

"Where is the book?"she asks Twilight, "well after i performed the spell it burned up and i thought i got the spell wrong but...tada.. Adam's here.." Twilight says sheepishly, " so what does that mean?" you ask, "it means that without no main spell that we cant properly find the reversal spell to send you back, I'm sorry but it seems you are staying here from now on." Celestia says.