The Erroneous Spy

One especially cloudy day in Equestria's badlands sat the secret hideout of Equestria's villains. They all sat around a table discussing plans to rule Equestria.

"We can take Equestria by force!"  Tirek exclaimed as he threw his first down onto the table, shaking the table.

"We've Tried that many times Tirek that wont work" Sombra said, as he fixed the table as it was tilted from Tirek's sudden attack.

"Why don't we try replacing someone as I did with Princess Cadence?" Chrysalis asked.

"That obviously wont work now that they have a high look out for changelings." Sombra disagreed.

"Well what else are we going to have to try they're obviously not going to just let one of us waltz right in and shake there hand!" Tirek exclaimed with sarcasm in his voice.

"Here is your coffee sir." Zach said as he walked in with a face showing no emotion whatsoever and gave Sombra a mug of coffee. Sombra took the coffee and started drinking from the cup without even saying anything to him.

"That's it!" Chrysalis exclaimed while throwing one hoof in the air.

"What idiotic plan could you be thinking of this time?" Tirek said.

"Why don't we send someone there who they don't know to gain there trust and defy them!" Chrysalis said loudly as she waved her arms frantically.

That statement was enough to make Sombra spit out his coffee, which got all over Tirek who glared at him menacingly. "That could work but who do we have to send that they wont recognize?" Sombra asked as he levitated a napkin to Tirek who grabbed it and wiped himself off.

"We could send him." Chrysalis said as she pointed to Zach who looked very surprised at her statement and almost fell over as he turned around. "M-Me?" Zach said as he pointed to himself.

"Please. That boy couldn't walk and chew bubblegum let alone spy for us." Tirek said as he laughed to himself.

"You have any better ideas?" Sombra asked sarcastically as he took another sip of his coffee. While Tirek just glared at him in silence.

"Then Its Settled!" Chrysalis agreed. "We're sending the boy!"