A new home.

It took quite a long time to reach the time when the town of South Park still existed but they finally managed to do it. Luckily they reached it during the daytime so everyone inside it would be awake. Discord snapped his fingers and have all his friends human bodies .

" This feels really weird.."

Lightening Dust commented as she struggled to walk on two legs. Discord sighed at them as he changed inti his old body. It felt odd being back in his original shape like he was wearing cloths he hadn't tried on in years.

" You'll get used to it. Now come one we've got important business to attend to!"'.
They ran as fast as they could into town. They didn't say hello to anyone they simply ran until Discord found Kylie's house. He'd remembered where it was after thousands of years. He rapidly knocked the door several times waiting impatiently for someone to answer it. Soon enough Kyle got the door and had rather annoyed look on his face when he saw Cartman standing at the door.

" What do you want Fatass? And who are these guys behind you?"

Kyie snapped he wasn't in the mood for one of Cartman's crazy ideas. The fat boy/ chaos spirt heaved a heavy sigh and frantically looked around.

" Listen j- I mean Kyie . I know this is going to sound crazy but we have to talk to you about something.. It's literally a matter of life and death. " p

Kyle raised his eyebrow and face palmed with a sigh.

" Let me guess there a new console out and you wanna start a war over it or something.."

Cartman glared at his Jewish rival in utter disbelief and fury.

" No Kyie I'm sayijg the a actual real matter of life and death. As in the entjrebunivesevwill grow frail and die if we don't save it!"
Kylie's eyes widen in fear and he sighed again. Although thjs time it was out of appceptace rather then annoyance.

" Ok come inside and tell me what's going on Cartman."

Cartman and the others sat Kyie down. Making sure he was home alone and began explains what had happened over the last couple thousand years.... When the story was finally fished. Kylie's eyre were the size of saucers and he was shaking his head in exasperation.

" So you're telling me you're really Cartman from the future where ponies are the.major species and yiu were imprusoned in stone for a thousand years?

Kyie scratches his head he isn't quite sure what to make of the whole situation. Cartman gowns and sighs.

" Yes I no it's hard to understand or believe but it's the truth."
He shanks his chubby fingers revealing his Discord form. Kyoe gasps as the huge spirt that was his friend , enemy and rival towers over him like a giant snake creature.

" but how couid this happen?! It dosn't make any sense once or ever!"

Discord snarled upon hearing the word sense come out of Kylie's mouth. That cursed word coming to mock him yet again.

" Kyie things not making sense is part of the reason why I became what I am today! I realized a long time ago that nothung in the word or any word for that master makes sense! It's all just pure chaos and disharmony! Think about you idiot when was the last time anything something we did or something that happens to us ever make any sense?! You died before the war between ponies and humans started but .. When I killed starswirl the bearded's wife. He cursed me and tye energy ofbtyevcurde combined with my alrrady chaotic energy quickly turged me into Discord. What I'm trying to say is.. You and Stan go around trying to pretend like thugs make sense of have order in this works but they don't. It's all a lie!"

Kyie thiught rather hard about and strangely the thinking Cartman / Discird was using had a missive amount of logic behind it. Things that happened in their insane lices made almksost knkw sense at all. Perhaps Cartman was right and it was all just random chaos Kyie wouid continue to search for the hidden order throughout pythons adventure though.

" Ok Cartman so why are you coming to us for help?"

Discord shook his head in defeat.

" A short while ago I was falsely accused of murder and genocide of an entire empire. Those goddesses I warned you of before Celestia and Luna are coming for me and my friends. It need to hide us somewhere safe and since thus is the most chaotic and crazy place I've ever known I chose to stay here."

Kyoe smirked smugly and chucked.

" Well considering its you we're talking about here I wouldn't be surspted if you did it."

That was it. When Kyie said that something inside Discord snapped. He used his magic to lift kyiebup , slam his body against a nearby wall and began to choke him.
" Take that back you damm Jew! You're part of the reason I became thus damm minster! You made me loose my sanity! Do you see the thing you've created Kyi?! It's ugly isn't it! Right it's hideous! And it's all your fault! "

Just as he was about to finish fully suffocating Kyie Scootaloo cried out to him.

" Dad please stop! It's ok your not a monster ! You're a great dad and., I'm proud of you.!"
She runs up and Hugh's him tightly. This causes him to drop Kyie , look at her smiling hugely and hugs her back. Kyie Starr's fir a few minutes. He's totally stunned by Cartman's behavior toward Scootaloo. He actually wasn't aware that Cartman couid love somebody other then himsekf. Thjs whole scene really moved him.

" Ok I'm really sorry Cartman even you don't deserve the shit you've been through. If your wiling to put this behind us I'll reluctantly to help you."'
Discord looked up at his old rival with a serious gleam in his eyes.
" Thank you Kyle. Now this isn't the only thing we have to woory about. Thers also a ancient evil rising as we speak. One that I once helped when he tricked me into betraying my friends he told me he had something more powerful then friendship. Like the fool I was I believed him. To stop him and the princceses from destroying all chaotic forces I started a team of agents. The agents of Didcord dedicated to anti heroism!"
Kyie smiled slightly he couldn't deny that the things Cartman managed to pull off sometimes we're really amazing in both good and horrible ways. Discord saw his admiration and smirked.

" Yes yes I know I'm awesome. But let me make one thing perfectly clear Kyie I've made sure you and my other former friehds don't betray me or the tam. How you ask? Well your almost literally a puppet on a string right now. Thers not much you can do that I don't allow you to do first!

He called with sadistc glee . Kyie sighed and lokked annoyed once again. At least he he knew he was still dealing with Eric Theodore Cartman. . The team raced off to gayer their other friends including Cartman's former self. It took forever to explain the whole thug to them and they had various reactions to the huge news. Stan only had oneb thing to say.
" ok .. What the fuck?"

Kenny was really cool with it . He smiled as they explained what was going on.

" Well it's not the craziest thing we've ever been thrown into. Plus the God of chaos role fits Cartman really well. "
He smiled and considered the idea of his former best friend controling chaos itself. It was a scary yet hilariius thought. Buttes said nothing he simply stared at Discord like a fan girl stared at new pop sensation star. Discord was actually afraid he was going to get raped that night. Cartman's reaction was this.

" Ha I always told you guys if be cooler than you guys in the future.. Oh wait I already am!"
He and Discord shared a laugh as Stan , Kyie and Kenny all shot glares at them. Tyat silenced them quickly. Discord got an idea p as quickly as the laugher ended.

" Wait I've got a job for my former self to do!"

He snapped hs talons and turfed Cartman into living doll version of himself. Then he gave Cartman to Scootaloo. Who hugged him.

" Hey what the hell is going on?!"

Cartman snapped glaring at his future self in confusion. Discord smirked as he responded.
" Your new job Eric is to keep my little girl and her five friends company while we fight thjs terrible 3 way war."

Cartman grumbled sourly to himsef as his friefds minus Butters snickered at his dismaying situation . Butters , the cmc , Diamknd a Tiara all giggled and poked at him. He tried to bite them on the fingers but was unable to do so.
" your so cure now Eric!"'
But yes giggled as he poked at his cheeks.

" Yeah I really likebyoyr mane - I mean hair!"
Sweetie Belle chimes in poking his still pudgy stomach.

" I've got to admit this really cool."
Diamond Tira agrees with a grin . Silver Spoon simply nodded rapidly. Cartman grande. Thisfwasvtertibbe irony. A guy who lied dolls was now turned into one and knew how they felt.

" Wel.. Thers a big sunrise."

He mutters under his breath sarcastically.. As his tormentors continued to poke and or laugh at him the combined team rushed to spread the word to evryone. Most of the kids and teenagers backed Discord and the agents coming to powe Especially after he showed them chocolate rain clouds. They felt with chaos they wouid be free to do whatever theybwahtedvwith no restructures . They certain,t didn't want the univese obliterated by Tirek either. The adapts resented the chance more and thought back in small numbers. Their efforts were in vain howler . When the the chaos army , the kids and teenagers along with adult supporters of Discord led by Randy Marsh fought them off. After the battles were one. Discord and the teams plunged the town into pure, reality altering chaos. The monsers infested the streets. Which were now soap. Houses floated upside down abd rain of all kinds came down. The sun and moon constantly switched places in the sky and kids were free to roam. The ponies of the team started new lives in this chaos town. Becoming Fa,it's and powerful. Certain racist things also trabforyed the place which Kyie compared to Discord about shortly after. Cartman was starting to like his new job. He didn't mind seeing Scootaloo hold him when the moon was out. It sortie made him.. Happy. Shortly after the new world had been established it wouid be disturbed.
Twilight cme crashing into town and attacked Discord.

" Discord I've come to avenge my family!"
She shrieked at him. Discord narrowed his eye he wouid reason with er later now it was time for he and his army to fight.
To be continued.