
Am I Evil
Anonymous and a band of misunderstood misfits set out to change the world through the power of music. Or get laid, whichever comes first.
Living life is hard, especially when you're a recently reformed supervillain with no prospects, no money, and nothing but a lot of pent up energy and anger.
So what do you do?
Start a heavy metal band, of course.
The music may be said to split the earth and raise the dead, but it's better than the crap on the radio these days.
Oh, heads up, this is a humanized story.
Also I rule 63'd Discord and Luna in this story because it's more interesting.
If that makes you sperg out, oops.





52985 words: Estimated about 4 hours to read
25 Chapters:
- No, Just Misunderstood. 2015-05-04 09:58:06 UTC1671
- Metal, Noise, Blood, and Fire. 2015-05-05 04:43:18 UTC1950
- Pissing Contest. 2015-05-05 04:50:27 UTC1686
- Incomprehensible Mumbling. 2015-06-23 01:27:28 UTC2114
- Overnight Sensation. 2015-07-21 08:36:25 UTC2134
- Bass! 2015-08-14 10:19:48 UTC1395
- Preachy Bullshit. 2015-08-14 10:42:13 UTC2255
- Power Metal. 2015-09-01 01:49:14 UTC2506
- Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. 2015-09-01 02:00:38 UTC1506
- D.I.Y. 2015-10-17 10:27:45 UTC2002
- Foot in the Door, Boot to the Head. 2015-11-06 07:21:42 UTC1413
- Food for the Soul. 2015-11-06 07:30:53 UTC1389
- Shiny and Chrome. 2015-11-30 21:21:07 UTC1757
- Sing a Song. 2016-01-04 10:48:23 UTC2471
- The Masked Man. 2016-01-04 11:01:25 UTC2344
- Big Name Fan. 2016-01-04 11:20:38 UTC2702
- Fame and Excess. 2016-02-02 01:23:55 UTC2022
- Awakening. 2016-02-08 06:43:56 UTC1892
- Hardest Metal Known to Man. 2016-04-02 07:57:29 UTC2493
- What it Pays to be a Star. 2016-04-05 19:29:51 UTC1600
- Cult Classic. 2016-04-09 09:21:51 UTC1134
- Snapped Strings. 2016-04-19 20:22:09 UTC1852
- Doing Peyote in the Desert. 2016-05-09 05:31:58 UTC2730
- Metal Gods. 2016-05-25 09:29:16 UTC6434
- Bonus Track: Seasons Beatings. 2017-01-16 09:04:06 UTC1533