The name's Lyra. Lyra Heartstrings, Something Extrodinare

Hello! I'm Lyra Heartstrings, but I prefer Lyra. I love living with Bon Bon, yet, she cramps my style. Okay, okay. I'm very confused. Vinyl and Tavi have spent a lot of time toghether. As in hours and end with each other. Bon says "You're paranoid, now go back to sleep." I usually ponder my existence for two minutes before I sleep.

"Lyra! Stop pondering your existance! It's Twelve in the morning!" Bon screams. See? Cramping my style. I go to bed.

I'm up, bright and early. I get dressed, eat something, and grab my notebook labeled Lyra's Studies on Ponies And Detective Stuff.

"Lyra?" Bon asks. I turn around to see her, perfectly ready for the day.

"What's up?" I ask.

"Well, I'm not helping you spy on those perfectly normal pair of girls." Bon turns away, but I give her a 'But this is for my class on problem solving' look. She still looks away. I run in front of her.

"Fine. Just don't go insane. Let's go."

Drop it! I wanna see you shake it! I crank my ear. Yes! Perfect song!

"Miss Heartstrings?" I turn to see some substitute teach named something realted to pants.

"Yes?" I shake my head while I lean towards the man.

"I was asking if anyone has been to the Crystal Empire?" He death-stared me for no reason.

"Uhhhhh....... Yeah, totally. Right Bon?" I look at Bon Bon. She's covering her face with her hands. Tavi's hand shoots up.

"Mr. Fancy Pants, she clearly wasn't paying any attention. You never said anything about that place during our lesson in the Solar System."

"WHAT DO YOU KNOW OCTAVIA MELODY? YOU JUST SIT IN AN ORCHESTRA PLAYING A BASS-CELLO LIKE THING! ALL YOU DO IS COMPLAIN ABOUT THINGS AND STRESS ABOUT ONE THING THAT'S A MILLIMETER AWAY FROM WHERE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE! AT LEAST I DON'T NEED TO STAY UP UNTIL 2:00 AM TRYING TO PLAY ONE NOTE RIGHT! I HAVE BETTER THINGS THAN THAT!" I yell. Octavia burst into tears and runs to somewhere. And of course, Vinyl follows. I now notice Bon's face is completely red, and not hidden well by her hands.

"Miss Heartstrings, I would like you to stay after school." Fancy Pants hands me a mint green slip. I mumble jerk.

"I also expect you, along with Miss Bon to apologize." He turns, and this is perfect. I grab my notebook and pencil. I grab Bon.

"Let me guess. You can spy on the two perfectly normal girls?" Bon says, rather than guesses.

"Yep. Follow the crying and wubs!" I yell. The crying leads us to the Girl's Bathroom. I motion for Bon to follow me to the stall next to the one where Vinyl and Octavia are.

"C'mon Tavi! Cheer up! The orchestra needs you!" I look under the stall. Vinyl's talking to Octavia.

"She called me boring, a neat freak, and a perfectionist!" Octavia says between sobs.

"Aww..... Don't cry Tavi." Much to my surprise, Vinyl kissed Octavia. As in lipstouching. It's amazing Bon is completely oblivious to this. I motion for Bon to follow.

We walk out of the bathroom, and come right back in. Bon says something.

"Octavia? Vinyl? Where are you?" Bon asks.

"Yeah, we really need to find you. Oh well, I guess they aren't here." I add a dramatic sigh. The stall the Octav3, Octavia and Vinyl's ship name, opens. Clever, right?

"We're here. Do you want to say something?" Vinyl's acting like some club bouncer, who's protecting Club Octavia.

"Yeah, sorry. Well, we're out! Better follow!"

I run as fast as I can out of the bathroom, past the library, and back to the classroom, not a moment too soon. School is finally over!