Living with the Nightmare

My name is Michael and I have been living in Equestria for about a month now, so any who your probably asking how I got here well I got here because of Twilight performing a spell that was in the Old Archives. When I showed up everypony freaked out and started tossing rocks at me and saying "GO AWAY BEAST YOUR NOT WELCOMED IN OUR LAND!!!!" Pretty shitty day if you ask me, so I ran far oh so far my legs still hurt because of it. Twilight that asshat told princess Celestia about me so now I have a sun goddess chasing after my ass, I managed to run about 10 minutes until she caught up with me, for some reason pony's cant levitate me. She tackled me, so I punched her in the face, 'I wish I didn't' we had a hoof to fist fight and eventually she won. I still have a bruise on my nuts because of her, she knocked me out and brought me back to the castle infirmary.

I awoke to the sound of hoof clopping plus my nuts where on fire, I looked down and saw a huge bruise on my lefty. That same horse plus a purple one known as Twilight popped in I screamed "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME SHIT HEADS BEFORE I TURN YOU INTO GLUE" I actually took the alarm clock off the desk and threw it at Twilight, it hit her in the face and she started to cry 'No pitty for that bitch'. The big horse teleported Twilight out of the room when she looked at me with a stern face, I had my shoe off and ready to strike.

The big horse began to speak "Calm down it's alright I know that the pony's at ponyville threw rocks at you and you have reasons to be mad, but calm down please I am begging you"

I lowered my shoe down and she walked over to me I started to panic "Get away from me now or I will do something drastic big white horse that has wings and a horn, wait what the fuck are you a uniwing or a wingacorn?"

"My name is Celestia and I am the ruler of this Nation also I am a alicorn, so please calm down or I will have to put you into a dungeon, also how is your left nut doing,I heard that I accidentally bucked it with my hooves. Here let me check on it."

Celestia began to move towards my Naughty square so I pushed her back with my hand and said "nope nope nopedy nope, and by the way my name is Michael so can you please leave me alone I just want to rest when I feel better I will leave your country and get on with my life as you can already tell I am not from this planet, so I am asking again to just leave me alone." Tears started to well up in my eyes the only thoughts going through my head 'am I ever gunna  go home and see my parents? Or my family at all?"

Celestia did something that I have not gotten in a long time, she actually gave me a hug I cried into her shoulder. 'Don't make fun of me I am only 18' "Shhhh it's ok you can stay here in Canterlot until you get back on your hooves or feet in your situation."

"Thank you" was all I could say I have never ever met a person/pony so kind as her even after that fist fight she still lets me sleep in her castle, I have to repay her some how though.

"Now get some sleep Michael, tomorrow we will go back to ponyville and make them say there sorry for treating you like dirt ok" she looked at me with a warm smile, "oh and by the way when it hits spring leave the castle and go camp out away from every mare on this planet understand?"

"Why" I asked

"Why you ask, well because us mare's go into heat season and gets any stallion or in your case guy and rut them silly"

I was shocked and scared 'Just imagine Twilight pinning you down and raping you constantly over and over again' I literally gagged and threw up on the floor I think Celestia new why because she bolted out of the room to get a mop and a bucket.

About a week later after getting out of the hospital I found out that I need special made crutches because my leg is broke, 'OH HOW GREAT' so any who, Celestia had to literally take me to my room with me riding on her back. It was fun and all but I got weird looks from the maids, and some other maid gave me a seductive look, I flipped her off but I guess she took it the kinky way because she started to wave her rump at me I kind of found it ho... 'MICHAEL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO HORSES FOR YOU TO HAVE SEX WITH NOT TODAY MOTHER FUCKER.' Any who when I got to my room Celestia said that she would be back later to check on me, I had to piss so when I tried to walk I fell so I crawled to the bathroom, I had to sit down to pee because I couldn't stand on my own well I went back to my bed and drifted off to sleep.

I heard this weird noise like someone was calling me it said "Michael wake up sleepy head"

"Ugh five more minutes mom" I then felt something crawl into bed with me I bolted up and saw Twilight staring me down with a seductive look in her eyes.

"Hey there stud how about you lay down and we have some fun"

I screamed "CELESTIA HELP ME THERE IS A FUCKING RAPIST IN MY ROOM"

Celestia bolted into my room with a kitchen knife floating in her magic she dropped the knife and teleported Twilight out of the room "I am so sorry Michael she must of got pass our defences I will deal with her immediately now go back to bed."

"Alright mom good night"

Celestia stared at me like I had ten heads when she tried to speak I was already fast asleep.