Let me tell you a tale
there once was a man named john
john liked my little pony
and everyone called him a furfag
he would then shout "STFU NOOD ILLHACK URE MINECRAFT ACCOUNT"
he would then be laughed at more he would then shout "STFU ILL BAN YOURE CLUB PENQUIN AND STEAL ALL YER BIN WEAVELS U SCRUBS"
then one day he woke up in equestria
and he was all like "YOOOOOOOOOOOO"
and all the ponies where like "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
then john would go "ermagerd theres ponies"
and then the ponies would capture him and take him to the Xxxmlg_mlg_booklord4206921_faze_xxX (twilight) where she would poke john in the eye and john would go
"DAFUQ HORSE"
then twilight would kill john
BUT THEN HE CAME BACK AS A ROBOT!!!!!1111!!!!!!!1
and he then blew up the world
the end
at sweaty apple acres
applejack twilight pinkie fluttershy rainbow dash and rarity where at the farm or sumtin
then applejack shouts
"I FOUND PILLS"
THEN THEY ALL ATE THE PILLS AND THEN THE WORLD WAS ALL WAVEY AND THE SHEEP STARTED DANCING AND STUFF SO EVERYPONY THEN GOT UP AND DIED!
the end
