a very wierd tale

by Nui rake

Rating: everyone
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Length: 193

bill is a goat john is a pony the mane 6 find pills and eat them while the cmc break the universe

this is what happens when I come down with a severe case of insomnia

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-05-07 00:45:15 UTC

flumbergaurd

Let me tell you a tale

there once was a man named john

john liked my little pony

and everyone called him a furfag

he would then shout "STFU NOOD ILLHACK URE MINECRAFT ACCOUNT"

he would then be laughed at more he would then shout "STFU ILL BAN YOURE CLUB PENQUIN AND STEAL ALL YER BIN WEAVELS U SCRUBS"

then one day he woke up in equestria

and he was all like "YOOOOOOOOOOOO"

and all the ponies where like "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

then john would go "ermagerd theres ponies"

and then the ponies would capture him and take him to the Xxxmlg_mlg_booklord4206921_faze_xxX (twilight) where she would poke john in the eye and john would go

"DAFUQ HORSE"

then twilight would kill john

BUT THEN HE CAME BACK AS A ROBOT!!!!!1111!!!!!!!1

and he then blew up the world

the end

                                                                                                      at sweaty apple acres

applejack twilight pinkie fluttershy rainbow dash and rarity where at the farm or sumtin

then applejack shouts

"I FOUND PILLS"

THEN THEY ALL ATE THE PILLS AND THEN THE WORLD WAS ALL WAVEY AND THE SHEEP STARTED DANCING AND STUFF SO EVERYPONY THEN GOT UP AND DIED!

the end