Allen Heartworthy just wanted to cos-play as his favorite character form borderlands, Gaige the Mechromancer. Things were going well at first, but he just had to buy from that merchant. Welp, now 'SHE' is stuck in the land of talking, technicolored, magical ponies in the middle of a war with an x gryphon commander for a companion. Nice going Allen, well Len now. "Hmm, why do I feel the sudden urge to Shoot, kill, or fuck something? Great, must be another damned Gaige thing... or a woman thing..."

[This is a Displaced story. All credit goes to whoever it belongs to. Picture by Deathbyhill. Be warned, the language can get more than a little bad in this story. You have been warned.]