S1E5: Griffon the Spike Off

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Gilda was a mean griffon. She only cared about being cool and would beat up or bully anyone around who wasn't up to her standards, clearly a racist and ungrateful citizen of Equestria. One day, in Ponyville Square where everypony could see everything, she yelled at Fluttershy and verbally abused her after she accidentally bumped her when she was guiding some little, much more content, ducklings. After that, she then abused Spike both verbally and physically for him just accidentally falling off balance in her path which was an even worse mistake that Gilda made. She regrets it to this day. Why? Rainbow Dash, her old friend was there to see the whole thing as well as all the Mane 6, Spike, and Apple Bloom were in the immediate area. Since the Mane 6 and Apple Bloom all love Spike, it can only be imagined how much shock and rage was coursing through them. NO ONE MESSES WITH THESE 8 CITIZENS, especially Spike who is unique in his own way.

The 8 of them surrounded Gilda. They all were wearing sunglasses and swag.

Fluttershy had butterfly knives equipped in her front hooves and wings.

"Who's ready for some chicken," Fluttershy darkly and evily snickered as all four knives unfolded.

Pinkie Pie had an actual cannon equipped and her hair was straight and she had a crazed appearance.

"You meanie-pants, you're going to get it," Pinkie said in a unusually sinister tone.

Applejack had her lasso.

"Y'all know we don't accept your kind o' attitude here."

Rarity was in a fighting pose.

"I can't simply believe you would do that to poor Fluttershy and Spike!"

Twilight Sparkle had her magic at the ready.

"You should not have done that to my drake friend."

Spike with bruises from the bullying was riding on Apple Bloom and had his flame breath ready.

"Suffer the wrath of SpikeBloom!" Both boomed.

And Rainbow Dash scoffed and prepared herself to charge.

"I see you have met with a terrible fate," Rainbow coldy replied.

Gilda had never felt so terrified in her life. She tried to run and flee but Twilight's magic held her down. Soon, a lasso was thrown around her. Rarity dealt some blows for hurting her "Spikey-Wikey" with her skills. Spike and Apple Bloom passed by while Spike's flame breath was active which started the burning process. Fluttershy sped up things by cutting off Gilda's sharp-tips of her claws as well as all of her feathers. Gilda could only watch as her beautiful feathers burned into ash. All 8 of them were laughing maniacally as the citizens of Ponyville cheered them on for ridding it of this ungrateful tourist. Rainbow Dash charged Gilda and shoved her into into Pinkie's cannon. They aimed the cannon back at the griffon homeland and Pinkie fired the cannon. The now naked griffon was shot all the way back to her home country. They all cheered at the end of this.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that false friends are horrible little creatures. A friend who doesn't even take care of their own friends' friends is just a depressing sight. It is a lesson worth learning. Short and Concise.

Your Faithful Student,

Twilight Sparkle

P.S. If the griffon empire is wondering where one of their citizens went, we may or may not have shot one of them out of a cannon. Yes, she was the one who was being inconsiderable jerk. Feels like that griffon has crimes, well definitely assault on my SPIKE! Serves her right! Oh what? But yeah... just thought I'd be honest. Thank you again for reading princess.

Twilight smiled as she finished the note. Spike of course sent it. The Mane 6, Spike, and Apple Bloom were all sitting down in the library contemplating what to do next.

"Ya think the Princess will be ok with it?" The Apple Sisters asked.

"You never know," Pinkie replied with her usual cheerful attitude as her mane was back to normal.

It was just then that the Princess replied.

Dear my faithful student,

Well from the logs, that Griffon was Gilda, yes she was indeed a criminal, there will be no charges pressed against you.

Signed,

Princess Celestia

P.S. *wink*

They all just laughed at their luck.

End Theme with Credits.

(Hmm? No, there was no war started from this.)