Blurburry Twilight

by TasteTheSun

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Slice of Life
Length: 2450

One day, Celestia turns Twilight into a tasty blueberry. Why? Don't ask.

During a nice visit between Twilight and Princess Celestia, both recall of the time when Celestia turned her former student into a blueberry. This should be interesting!

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Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-05-10 05:16:16 UTC

Blurburry Twilight

The sun shone high in the sky above Canterlot. At the royal palace, in a private den sat Princess Celestia and Princess Twilight Sparkle around a small table. Both were talking while eating lunch; catching up with each other’s daily lives.

"It's nice to finally spend some time with you Twilight. It is not often that we get to simply socialize with each other," Celestia formally said before taking a sip of tea.

"I'm glad you feel the same princess. I don't think I've ever had quality alone time with any pony in a while," Twilight replied, recalling the time when her friend and sister-in-law, Princess Cadence came to visit.

As they continued eating, Celestia finished the last of her tea. Setting her teacup down, she instantly called for the butler outside to enter.

"Silver Platter, would you please come in here."

The doors opened, and a middle-aged pony with slicked back gray hair entered the room and approached where the princesses were sitting.

"Is there anything you need your highness?"

"Please bring my guest and I some cake for desert, and some of the finest wine we have," the princess requested. Silver Platter nodded as he levitated the two ponies plates with his magic.

Twilight frowned worriedly when she heard what Celestia asked for.

"Um... princess, why would you request alcohol?"

"I figured it would be a good way to propose a toast to our long time friendship, wouldn't you agree?"

"Yes, but may I remind you what happened the last time you had alcohol?"

In fact, Celestia did recall the last time she had some. It was a beautiful day during the summer, many moons ago.

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It was the centennial of the pony elite. Many ponies were there, enjoying themselves in the castle ballroom. Later in the evening, after Celestia had lowered the sun and raised the moon with the mare impression on it, she called every pony to attention. All were gathered around a long table.

"Thank you all for attending this important event this evening. I just want to take the time to propose a toast, to another hundred years of having the pony elite help run Equestria with peace and tranquility."

All cheered as the clanged their wine glasses together. Throughout the night, all were engaged in conversation with each other while sipping on fancy wine. Some had more than others. Among them was Princess Celestia, who never really enjoyed the likes of the stuck up pony elite, let alone the centennial.

All night long she had been downing a lot of alcohol. It wasn't until close to midnight when the last of the guests went home to sleep off the alcohol.

The princess, however, was not in good condition. She felt lightheaded as she saw the room spin in front her.

"Princess, are you alright?" one of the royal guards asked.

"What are you... hic ... talking about? I'm... hic... perfectly fine!" she said giddily.

"If you'll... hic... excuse me,... hic... I need to go see... hic... my student Twilight... hic... Sparkle."

She got up from where she was sitting and wobbled to the throne room doors. Moving through the halls while trying to keep her balanced, Celestia managed to get to the castle library, where surprisingly, the lavender unicorn Twilight Sparkle sat near the room reading one of the many spell books sitting next to her. When she saw the drunken princess, she quickly got up and rushed to her aid.

"Princess Celestia, are you alright?"

The princess looked down at her with a mischievous smile.

"What do you mean... hic... of coarse I'm... hic... alright."

"Princess, why do you smell like alcohol? Have you been drinking?"

"Only a few... hic... glasses, but it's no... hic... biggie."

"You better come with me princess. We'll sober you up and get you to bed. Hopefully by tomorrow you'll feel better." Twilight said while urging the princess to go with her, but before she could, Celestia grabbed her shoulder and spun her around, meeting eye to eye.

"Oh Twilight... hic... Isn't it sad?"

"What do you mean?"

"That you don't have any... hic... friends."

Twilight didn't understand where this was going.

"I'm not sure what you're talking about princess. But as I mentioned before, I'm too busy studying. I don’t have time for making friends."

"Don't worry... hic... I can fix your problem. Lemme just... hic... use my magic and-"

"What are you going to-" Twilight asked before being cut off when Celestia blasted her with her magic.

Suddenly, she felt her stomach begin to ache. Then it slowly started growing bigger.

"What's happening?" she said before her cheeks began to fill up with juice. She grew bigger and rounder while her coat turned a darker shade of blue.

After what seemed like a minute, she stopped growing. Her body was fat and round, about the size of the princess. The sides of her cheeks were filled with juice. She tried to swallow, but found that she couldn't. She felt as if her entire body was filled up with juice.

"Huzzah! You are now... hic... a tasty fruit!" The princess gloated, marveled at her work.

"Princess... what did you do... to me? Oh... I don't... feel so good," Twilight said, trying to mouth through the juice.

"I have made you... hic... into a blurburry!"

"Wait... what? You turned me... into a blueberry? Why?"

"No one ... hic...  would be able to resist your squishy... hic... blurburry-ness Twilight!" Celestia said while sitting her upright next to her.

"Twilight... hic... you'll be the envy ... hic... of the world! Every pony... hic... will love your divine... hic... blurburry succulence!" She cheered as she jumped up on her big squishy belly, nearly squeezing all of the juice out of her.

"I don't... seem to understand."

Then, the princess gasped

"What... hic... have I done!? What if the world... hic... isn't ready for the blurburry Twilight?" she questioned herself as she got off and trotted away from her crying.

"Oh Twilight! I'm such a fool! I... I..." she cried out before passing out on the floor.

As for Twilight, she sat there ashamed at the events that had unveiled today. "I'll have to have... a long discussion with her tomorrow," she told herself.

She charged up her horn in an attempt to turn back to normal, but found it very difficult. Somehow, she felt the juice blocking her magic inside her head.

"I have to much... juice inside me. I can't concentrate," she told herself. Then an idea occurred.

As she got on all fours, she realized she could barely move.

“Oh dear… I’ve always tried to keep myself from gaining weight… but this is ridiculous.”

She instead rolled herself to the door and pushed her way through them, where she surprised a nearby guard.

"Can you please... help the princess get to bed? She's... been drinking all night long and needs rest."

The guard snapped out of his constant stare at Twilight's body and quickly did what he was told. Once that was done, Twilight rolled herself through the halls while trying not to vomit.

It took her a while, but she managed to reach the kitchen. To her good fortune, she found several unicorns there. All were stunned at what had just entered their kitchen.

"There's no time to explain. Can... you all help squeeze some of this juice out of me?

It took a while for all of them to come to their senses before finally agreeing to help her.

They levitated her up onto a table, where they placed a bucket near her head. Once she was in place, several unicorns used their magic to press down on her. Gallons of juice gushed out of Twilight’s mouth and into the bucket.

It didn't take long until her body was completely empty. Her body was now thin. She got up from the table, feeling very light headed.

"Thanks every pony," she said as got down from the table where she nearly collapsed due to how weak, yet quite flexible her legs were, like noodles in a spaghetti.

She left the kitchen and headed for her room in the castle. When she got there, she slowly made her way to the bed.

“I may be blue, but at least I’m much more flexible. Why I’d probably be able to do gymnastics,” she jokingly said. “By tomorrow, I’ll be back to my good old self.”

She crawled into the covers and went to sleep after having such a long night.

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Morning came, and the sun slowly peeked up over the horizon. As Twilight awoke, she noticed something wrong.

Her body was inflated with juice again.

Groaning, she rolled out of bed and fell to the floor, which caused her to squirt juice out of her mouth.

"This... has gone... far enough," She said, irritated as she rolled out of her room, through the halls, and towards Celestia's bedchamber.

Before entering, the irrated guard from last night burst through the doors where he spotted Twilight.

“You owe me big time Sparkle.”

“Why? What happened?” Twilight confusedly asked.

“Do you have any idea how hard it was to get her to bed last night? And don’t get me started on how long she was vomiting.”

“Oh my. I’m sorry you had to go through all that.”

“Yeah, me too,” the guard said before trotting away.

Twilight ignored him before entering the bedroom.

There, she found the princess out on the balcony raising the sun.

Twilight rolled herself to the balcony.

"Princess, may I have a word with you?"

"Of coarse Twi-" Celestia stopped when she saw blurburry Twi.

"Twilight, what happened to you?"

"You did," Twilight replied.

"Beg your pardon?"

"You were drunk... last night, and for some strange reason, you decided... to turn me into a blueberry."

Celestia could hardly recall the events that happened the previous night. All she could remember was waking up this morning with a terrible migraine, as well as nausea.

"Oh dear, I had no idea! I must have had too many drinks at the centennial. Don't worry Twilight, let me fix my mistake."

With that, she lowered her horn and charged up her magic. Twilight sat there anxious to return to normal. Seconds passed, and nothing happened.

"Is something wrong princess?" Twilight asked.

The princess tried desperately to charge up her magic, but found it quite difficult.

"My migraine is seriously affecting my train of thought. I may have used up all my strength trying to raise the sun that it left me weakened. I'm afraid until I get well, you're going to stay like this for a little while Twilight. Again I'm very sorry."

If she could, Twilight would have face hoofed herself.

"Well that's... great. What am I going to do now?"

Just then, the doors to Celestia's bedchamber burst open, revealing one of the cooks from the kitchen. Celestia and Twilight came inside to see what was wrong.

"Forgive me for barging in like this your highness, but I've been desperately looking for Twilight Sparkle." he said before bowing.

"Why, what's wrong?" Twilight asked.

"After you left the kitchen last night, some of us tried that juice we squeezed out of you, and I just want you to know that that was probably the tastiest juice I've ever had. It was so good, that we ended up drinking it all last night!"

"Well I'm glad you liked it, I guess."

Before the cook left, he quickly spun around with a smile on his face.

"Wait a minute, you’re filled up with juice again. That means you have more! Oh can we please have some more. I'm sure every pony here would like to try some!"

"Oh uh... I don't know,"

"Please! Don't make me beg!"

"I guess I can. If I'm going to be stuck like this... I might as well... make the best of it."

The cook cheered with delight, but Celestia felt uneasy about it.

"Twilight, are you sure you want to do this? This doesn't seem right."

"As you said last night, no one would be able to resist my squishy blurburry-ness," Twilight replied before following the cook to the kitchen. Celestia stood there for while dumbfounded.

Finally, she snapped out of it and quickly headed for the kitchen. Once there, they had already squeezed all the juice out of Twilight and into several buckets. She laid there very thin, but instantly, her body bloated as fast as it was squeezed.

"Princess, you must try this juice! It's like nothing you've ever tasted," one of the ponies told her while bringing her a glass.

Celestia levitated the glass in front of her, analyzing its contents. At last, she took a sip, and gasped at how amazing it tasted. It was like a party in her mouth.

"This is amazing! We must share this with all the ponies of Equestria! They need to try this!" the princess announced.

Twilight's eyes went wide with shock. She wasn't sure if she could handle being squeezed so that there would be enough juice for every pony.

"We'll start distributing this juice at once. Twilight, it seems you're going to be here for a while. I probably should get drunk more often, considering that's when I get the brightest ideas!" Celestia said while Twilight rolled her eyes at that.

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"Oh dear, I guess that was pretty bad," Celestia said before taking a sip of her wine.

"Yes it was. I was probably there being squeezed for more than a week! I'm surprised I didn't die." Twilight replied.

"Which is why I vowed to drink more responsibly to avoid any more incidents like that.”

"Yes, but still. Ever since that day, every so often I have to go back to get squeezed for more juice!"

"Yes, but at least everyone loves your juice, even if every pony doesn't know where it comes from exactly. They all think it comes from the royal gardens.

Suddenly, the doors opened, and the head chef entered and bowed before the princesses.

"Forgive my intrusion your highness, but we're running low on blueberry juice. Would it be okay if we could get some more?" he asked.

Twilight groaned before agreeing. With the princess's magic, Twilight instantly bloated. Her body filled up completely with juice.

"Thank you your highness," the chef said before rolling Twilight out of the room, leaving Celestia alone who took a sip from her wine glass smiling.

"It may seem bad, but does taste good."

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