Malicious Equestria

(Ponyville)

[Vinyl’s house]

“......Ugh….can someone turn that stupid light off?” Erica said as she fell off what seemed to be a bed to her, and onto the floor. “Ow! Son of a b-.” Before she could finish her statement, Erica found herself in a somewhat small but very…..musical room. “Okay…..since when did mom change my room without me knowing? Matter of fact how did she do it when I was still asleep?” Asked Erica as she pull herself up from the floor, only to be levitating a few inches off the floor. Erica looked around the room , and saw what looked to be a mirror. She then began to float towards the mirror to examine herself to see why she was able to float.

“Well…..This is something new.” She said looking at herself front and back.

“I’ll say,” Said a tomboyish voice coming from behind her. Erica turned around to see white unicorn with a blue & light blue mane with a pair of violet color shades over her eyes. “Glad to see you’re finally awake.”

“......Answer me this question talking magical unicorn, am I dreaming?”

“Yes you’re dreaming, I’m a magical talking unicorn that lives inside your head and can only appear when you hit your head on something hard.” Vinyl said in a sarcastic tone.

“......I guessed I walked right into that one huh?”

“Pretty much yeah, but in all seriousness you’re not dreaming and I am a talking unicorn.”

“Great……. Um not to sound rude or anything but who are you, and how did I get here?”

“To answer your first question my name is Vinyl Scratch, ponyville’s number one DJ. And for your second question, I found you in a crater next to the friendship express.”

“Wait I was in a crater?”

“Yeah everypony saw you crashing into the ground like a ton of bricks. If I wasn’t there to get you out of there, I’m pretty sure they would of have you put in a cage.”

“I take it that you kind isn’t accepting towards someone like me right?”

“To be fair they never even seen or heard of…..whatever buck you are?”

“I’m a human.”

“Well that answers my second question i guess, but yeah ponyville’s not that accepting towards anything that isn’t a pony, griffon, minotaur, zebra, changeling, or kirin.”

“And yet you seem to be accepting towards me, why is that?”

“Please with all the weird stuff going on in ponyville this doesn’t surprise me one bit. I mean seriously we live right next to a forest that’s full of monsters and stuff.”

“Who’s the idiot that thought of making a town next to a forest full of monsters?”

“Beats me, but before I forget I was wondering something?”

“What’s that?”

“What’s your name? I told you mine so it’s fair you tell me yours.”

 Erica paused for a moment when Vinyl asked her that question. “Hm should I tell her my real name, or the character I am cosplaying as…….eh fuck it my name’s the same as the character I’m cosplaying as so it’s not like I’m lying to her or anything.”

“Hello earth to whoever your name is, are you ok?” Vinyl asked causing Erica to come back to reality. “You kinda zoned out for few seconds there.”

“Oh right…..um…..my name is Erica.”

“Erica huh? That’s an odd name for a human to have.”

“This coming from the pony who is named after a record disk.”

“......Fair enough. So how did you end up here in Equestria, mainly ponyville?” Vinyl asked. “Because judging by those wings you have on your back, and how you crashed. I take it you didn’t come here by choice?”

“For the record these aren’t my wings, well they are but these are wings from my Mantle.” She said as she showed her scarf changing into human fists. “And for your second question I ended up here in….Equestria when I bought this scarf from some online sell from ebay named The Awesome Merchant…...You know now that I think about maybe I should of looked at his profile before I bought that scarf.”

“Really you buy something from somepony you didn’t know or where that scarf came from?”

“Oh like you haven’t done anything like what I did before?” Vinyl blushed and looked away.

“One time… I know better than that now, that why I scan everything with my magic before buying stuff from wired ponies”

“Well sorry if I don’t have some kind of magic scanning device that helps me with that kind of stuff. Humans don’t have or know any kind of magic.”

Vinyl raised her eyebrow at this. “No magic at all?, like griffons”

“Pretty much yeah I guess. So far humans don’t have any of that magical crap you guys have.” Erica floated herself into the air a bit moving towards the doorway. “Hey mind giving me tour of your town?”

“Sure just be careful of my roommate, and stay away from the box in my closet”

“....Ok I’m going out on limb here and take it you have some kind of pony body part in the closet?” Vinyl smiles at her and opens the door.

“Let just say that why I scan everything with magic from now on”

“Noted.”

(Ponyville street)

“Man look at this place, it looks like a something you would see in a bag of skittles.” Erica said looking at how colorful the town and the ponies in it are.

“Don’t know what skittles are but they sound cool.”

“It’s a bag of colorful candy that you eat.”

“Sounds like something Bonbon made one time”

“I take it she’s a friend of yours?”

“More like somepony I know, she make sweets so I go over from time to time to try her new stuff. Sometimes it not such a good idea”

“Why is that? Sounds like a sweet deal to me.”

“How about we go over and you can try some.” Vinyl has a huge grin on her face.

“I get the feeling you’re not telling me something?” She asked. Before Vinyl could say anything a random pony from beside them screamed.

“AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH MONSTER!!!” He yelled causing a bunch of ponies to run away.

“.......Is he referring to me?”

“Don’t worry about I’m sure those six ponies will deal with it now come on we got new candy to try!”

(BonBon sweet shop)

“Wow, reminds me of the shop back home when I was 8 years-old.”

Vinyl just smiles at that as she walk over to a pony who was putting jars of sweets on a shelf. “Yo BB long time no see.”

“Hey Vinyl! Haven’t seen you around here in while.” BonBon said as she finished putting the last jar of candy on the shelf.

“What can I say you know me, I got to give all the party ponies what they want. And what they want is my jam.”

“Still the same mare as always.”

“Anyway, I want to see if you made anything new this time around for my new friend to try.”

Bonbon focus her attention towards Erica, then back at Vinyl. “Who’s your friend?” She asked tilting her head in confusion. “I doubt she’s a minotaur, is she a mutated hairless ape?”

“.....Ok I take offense to that and normally I would of punch you in that face for that remark, but seeing how you’re a pony I’ll let it slide.”

“Okay chill girls we came here to try out your new stuff not what on the shelf.” Said Vinyl as she try to calm things down, in her own way.

“Fine, but the next pony that calls me that, I will punch them in the face.” Erica said folding her arm in annoyance.

“Are you sure about this?, remember what happened last time… I didn’t think it would be that hot.” Said BonBon.

“Wait what happen last time?”

“Chilly jawbreaker, nothing to worry about and I’m fine now so let see what new monster you made this time!” Vinyl wages her hips in excitement.

“Something tells me she fucking around with me on purpose.”Thought Erica as she followed the two ponies into the kitchen.

“Well here it is my new candy, I call it the flavor changer.” It was nothing more than a small piece of rock candy.

“That it?” Asked Vinyl looking at it.

“I was expecting something a little more…..well interesting then rock candy.”

“Why don’t you try it and tell me what happens” Said Bonbon with a smiles that just screamed there was more to it then it looked.

Erica used her mantle to pick up the piece of rock candy. “If I die, I’m gonna haunt you all in your sleep.”

“Noted.” Said Bonbon with a calm smile. With having saying that Erica put the piece a candy into her mouth, and began you chew on it.

“Well, what it like?” Asked Vinyl.

“.........Wow this taste just like blueberry muffins!” She said wiping the drool from her mouth.

“What else” Asked Bonbon with a smile on her face.

“Hm…..ok now it taste like…..cherries?”

“uh oh” Said Bonbon as she started to look Erica over.

“And….. now it taste like hot peppers now….. you know if you sold these were I’m from, you’ll make a lot of money.”

“Hay BB is her skin supposed to turn color like that?” Asked Vinyl.

“What do you mean?” Erica asked as she saw that her skin had changed from peach color to blue. “What the fuck?”

“Oh come on it just like what happened to Lyra when she try this only she turned blue when she got to the blueberry pie.” Complains Bonbon.

“Oh that interesting and everything," Erica said in a angry sarcastic tone. "but what about my skin!?”

“Oh calm down it’ll only last the day.” Said bonbon as she take notes and looks her over the wings.

“Great so I’ll be looking like a smurf for a day?”

“it not… that bad…” Giggles Vinyl as she tried not to laugh.

“Fan-fucking-tastic.”

“What wrong with being blue? They're many ponies who are blue” Said Bonbon.

“I have nothing against blue ponies, I just don’t want anyone to see me as a monster seeing how I look like this.” Vinyl laughs at this as BonBon just rolls her eyes then said this.

“You should see Lyra, she loves it when stuff like this happens.”

“Can this get any worse?” Just as she said that they heard a booming voice coming from outside the shop.

“MONSTER!!! WE KNOW YOU ARE HIDING IN THERE!!! COME OUT AND RELEASE THY PONIES YOU TOOK HOSTAGE!!!”

Vinyl walks up to the door and sticks her head out before calling out. “Do you mind we’re in the middle of something here!” Closes the door and walks back to them and blinks at their shocked looks. “What?”

“Wow and here I thought I was the only one that does that whenever the police comes and arrest my dad.” Said Erica trying not to laugh from what she saw Vinyl do.

“ARE YOU CRAZY VINYL!” Yelled Bonbon.

“What? You and I both know I don’t show ponies that much respect, especially the royal ponies.”

“Unless it’s your roommate.” Said BonBon with a knowing smile.

“Still I don’t show that much respect to them.” She said hiding a blush.

“Um….who the hell was that?” Erica asked.

“Just the princess nothing to worry about, it not like there going to blow up the shop or anything”

“Vinyl she’s one of the four princesses of Equestria!”

“Details, details” Said Vinyl waving her hoof. “Plus I never voted for her or any of the other princesses.”

That’s when they hear someone outside yell. “VINYL SCRATCH!”

“Meep.” Vinyl said holding perfectly still. As a mare slaps the shop door open and marches inside.

“Tavi baby what are you doing here?” Asked Vinyl with a worried look on her face.

“Care to explain why there’s a bunch of ponies and Princess Luna along with a group of royal guards standing outside of BonBon’s shop?” Octavia asked still angry at Vinyl.

“Umm, free samples?” Vinyl say looking to BonBon for help.

“Oh no you leave me out of this.” She said crossing her forelegs.

“Um…Showing my new friend around town?” Vinyl said pointing at Erica.

Octavia narrows her eyes at Vinyl. “And just where did this new friend come from?”

“From another world.” Vinyl said bluntly.

“So where and when did you met her?” Asked Octavia looking Erica.

“This morning when I was knocked out in a small crater.” Erica answered.

“So Vinyl helped you seeing you was past out?” Asked Octavia as she stand next to the nervous Vinyl, who looked like she was praying that Erica didn’t say anything wrong.

“Ya I woke up in her bed.”

“.......What?” Said BonBon not sure what’s going on.

Octavia looks at Vinyl and give her a glear. “I thought you said you wouldn’t do this anymore”

“Whoa wait a minute." Vinyl said pulling her arms up in defense. "I didn't do anything with her-.” Octavia put her hoof over Vinyl mouth and looks deep in to her eyes. “You, me, home, now. I’ll get the box” After she said that Octavia calmly walks out.

“So… Is that the thing, that magic gift you told me about that turns Octavia into a dom when she put it on?” Asked BonBon with a evil smile.

“Shut up!” Yells a blushing Vinyl.

“Um mind if we focus on what’s going on outside please?”

“That nothing compared to what Tavi is going to do to me tonight!” Yells Vinyl.

“MONSTER, WE’LL ASK YOU AGAIN! COME OUT OF THE SHOP AND RELEASE THE PONY HOSTAGES!!!” Luna yelled again.

“SHUT UP!” Yells Vinyl and slams the door shut.

“........Break the door down why don’t you?” Erica said sarcastically.

Vinyl glare at her before her horn glows, then opens the door and throws Erica out of the shop.

“YOU ARE SO GONNA GET PUNCHED WHEN I GET BACK IN THERE!”

“KISS MY FLANK!” The door slams shut again.

“SOME FRIEND YOU ARE!” Erica yelled as she turn her attention towards the Luna and some of the royal guard ponies. “Um…..Hi?” she said with a sheepish smile on her face.

“Guards! seize this monster and have her sent to the Canterlot dungeon at once!”

“Yes highness!” Said one of guards as he motion four of them to levitate Erica into the cage.

“VINYL! WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS, I’M SO GONNA KICK YOUR SORRY ASS FOR THIS!” Erica yelled as she was flailing about in the air.

“Wait!” Yelled Vinyl as she hugs Luna leg. “Put me in the dungeon to please, I’m begging you!”

“We were going to throw you in there anyway after telling us to shut up.” Said Luna.

“I don’t care I just need to hide from Tav tell she calm down.”

Luna looked over behind VInyl to see an very angry and pissed off grey pony, with a devilish look on her face. “Fair enough.” She said motioning the guard to put her in the cage with Erica. “Now then we shall leave to Canterlot at once with the monster and her partner in crime.”

Erica looked over at Vinyl with an angry look on her face. “I’m still gonna punch you in the face for doing that to me.”

“Just smile and wave I got this, we’ll be out before you know it.”

“And how are we gonna get out of jail?”

“Don’t worry I know how to get out of Canterlot dungeon, this wouldn’t be the first time I been in there before.”

“I take it you done something that made a lot of ponies angry with you?”

“Oh no I just hide out there whenever I make Tav mad.”

“Man you really must have pissed her off a lot I guess?”

“It more of me trying to not get her to use that magic gift I gave her…”

“Ever thought of breaking up with her?”

“You crazy, don’t tell anypony this but she wild in bed” Vinyl grins at that. “How could I break up with some pony who more wild than me?”

“......Fair enough I guess.” Erica looked around to see everypony looking at her in fear. “Why do I get the feeling this won’t be the only time I’ll be visiting this town?” She asked looking at Vinyl.

“Well I do live here.”

“.....If my punishment is to learn what friendship is, then I’m so gonna rebel against that.”

“Don’t worry if it is I’ll just say you can learn friendship from me.”

Erica sighed and laid her head against Vinyl’s head. “This is going to be a long and painful day of my life.”