When A Certain Pony Named Button Mash Go's and Buys Five Nights at Pinkie's

by Benman32

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Crossover
Length: 1286

Button Mash made a serious dumb mistake

Button Mash had a urge, a urge to play a commercialized game called; Five Nights at Pinkie's. He was very dumb and made the worst mistake ever imaginable.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-05-12 12:38:46 UTC

The Journey to Game Trot

*Ring-a-ding* The sound formed as Button Mash came in Game Trot while being followed by his mother.

"Now you remember E to T ratings only." Button's mother said.

"Okay mom." Button said as he passed games like; Hoof-Life 2, My Little Portal, Pony Fortress 2, and Foal Cry, and etc.

Button accessed into were they had all the Teen games. The one he was looking for was in a box with the other parts of the series in it. It read in fine print: The Five Nights at Pinkie's Series.

"THIS IT MOM!" Button Mash screamed.

"Quiet Button!" Button's mom said as she wasn't trying to attract attention. "Okay let's buy it and get it over with" Button's mom said.

"That would be 30 bits please." The cashier said. Button's mom handed the 30 bits to the cashier.

It's finally over Button's mom thought.

Five Night's at Pinkie's 1 (Night 1)

Button and his mother got back to their house in Ponyville.

Button Mash instantly ran to the laptop his mother has bought him for his birthday.

"Now go play your game, I'll be doing chores" Button's mother said.

"Okay" Button said ignoring his mother while booting up the game.

***

It downloaded in a hour.

An icon showed up, it showed a robotic Pinkie Pie in a pixilated form.

Button moved the mouse on it and clicked.

Fine print showed that was white with a black backround: *Warning* This game coantains flashing lights and jumpscares

"Okay..." Button said confusingly towards the warning. After that happened the black screen faded away and was replaced with a robotic version of Pinkie Pie. Two buttons showed; New Game, and Continue.

Obviously Button Mash pressed New Game. Once he did a newspaper showed up;

HELP WANTED

Pinkamena's Bakery

Family Bakery looking for security guard to work the nightshift: 12 AM to 6 AM.

Monitor Cameras, ensure safety of equipment and animatronic characters.

(We are not

120 bits a week

To apply call:

1-888-Pink-Diane

The newspaper had a circle around it in red.

The newspaper faded away to turn to a black screen with a clock on the bottom. It took a while until it showed a really old and rottied looking office.

There were two empty rectangles on both of his sides. Each one had two buttons; Light and Door.

Button pressed the light button on the right door, it made a buzzing sound as it light up the hallway that was next to him. He turned the light off as he noticed his power bar, that when he used these electronics the power drained quicker. He then clicked the door button on the left door, *KA-THUNK* A door slammed down onto the chappy floor. This door also drained power so he opened it making it come up as fast as it did coming down.

*Ring* *Ring* There was a phone ringing in the front of the room on the desk. As that was going on Button noticed there was cameras. They were in a layout of a normal restaurant. And then "Hello? Hello?" A southern voice sounded as the pony on the phone started talking; "Hello and welcome to Pinkamena's Diner. I'm leaving a pre-recorded message for you to get settled on your first night. And as you know since this is pre-recorded, you probably already know that I worked in that office before you. And I'm actually finishing my last week as a matter of fact. So by my schema we or you already know it can be a bit overwhelming, but to interrupt that thought there's nothing to uh worry about-"Okay" Button interrupted-"Uh you'll do just fine. So now let's uh get focused on your first week. Okay?-"Sure" Button interrupted again.-"Uh here it is! The introductory pamphlet, i-it's from the company. I have t-to read it because of well you know law."-(1 AM)-" Okay here we go; "Welcome to Pinkamena's Diner, were friendship and magic come to life, and where foals and ponies can have fun. Pinkamena Entertainment is not responsible for damage or death on property or uh person-"WAIT WHAT?" Button questioned as it kind of made him feel like the jumpscare part would make sense.-"Upon discovering severe damage or well death has occurred a missing person report will be filed by us and the law, we will make the missing person report 90 days long. Or if we get rid all the evidence of signs of your uh death have been destroyed, cleaned, etc.-"W-you can't do this to me!" Button interrupted as he was scared by this type of news.-" And that's about it. NowI know that kind of well sounds bad, but there's really nothing to worry about, yes I know the animatronics get quirky at night, most likely because they weren't cleaned, so show them some respect.

So just be a little aware that the animatronics kinda like to move around at night."-As the mare said that Button checked the cameras, they were still in their proper place. Few! Button thought.-" The reason we do that is because they can't move around in the day, and if they don't move at night their servos lock up. The reason they don't move around in the day is because the 'Snap of 87', yeah i-it's amazing a unicorn can live without its horn.-"Oh Celestia no!" Button interrupted as he was terrified what the mare said (2 AM) and also that one of the pony animatronics was gone, and it was Twilight Sparkle.-"Now concerning your safety, when the animatronics find you they think your a naked endoskeleton, and since that's against are rules they stuff you into a Pinkamena costume. Now that wouldn't be so bad if the costumes there selves weren't filled with Earth Pony gears, cross-wires, etc. And that may cause well death-"Oh C'mon! How could this get any worse?" Button interrupted.-"So that's about it and g-good night."

The accented mare hung up. (50% Power). *Cghh* A crinkling sound formed as the camera turned into a blurry static screen.

Button switched it to another camera. (Cam 2A) A dark figure showed, it was the animatronic Twilight Sparkle coming closer. "Oh no, please." Button said as he was terrified of the thought of dying in the game, especially on the first level (Night). (3 AM) The Camera fizzed out again. (47% Power left) Button put down the camera and turned on the left door light. A loud noise formed as the purple figure showed at the left door. He clicked the door button to block 'it' from getting in. "Why?!" Button questioned the game.

Button checked the light again 'it' was still there,"Go away Twilight!" Button yelled at the robotic Twilight Sparkle. Button Mash put the cameras, draining the power even more. (39% Power left) Button Mash put it to a new camera. (Cam 1A) "W-wait Fluttershy's gone!" Button exclaimed worryingly. (35% Power left) (4 AM) "Yes I'm close!" Button said. *CRASH!* Sounds of pots and pans clanging together came from the right hallway. He checked where it was coming from (Cam 6), it had fine print on it;

-Camera Disabled-

AUDIO ONLY

The noise was louder there when Button checked reassuring that the noise was coming from there.

*Tap Tap Tap* The sound of Twilight Sparkle formed. Button put down the camera and opened the left door.(5 AM)

"YES!" Button screamed with joy as it was close to 6 AM.

Button put up the cameras again and checked Cam 1C. A robotic Rainbow Dash was peering from the curtain.

Fluttershy stayed put in the kitchen.

*DerrDerrDooDooYEAH!* The sound of a clock and foals screaming with joy in the backround as 5 AM to 6 AM