Author's Note

Edited by our Archmage purpleninja102

Where did I get Discord wrong? I know that there must be something but I can't figure it out please comment.

Chapter-50 Return of Discord[Edited]

"Celly! LuLu! How have you been? I just came back from my "vacation" in the "wonderful" maze. It was terribly boring but I have to say Celly you still know how to make me hot after all these years." is what Discord said as he wrapped himself around Celestia's body. He said it but it fell on deaf ears as Celestia was too shocked to hear him and Luna was too enraged.{ Drat my big entrance is ruined and here I thought they would at the very least cheer me or throw themselves at me. Probably should have sent them a letter. Ponies never did act with manners when startled. Lets see what I can salvage.}

"Release my sister you monster." Luna yelled as she sent a beam of magic at Discord's head. Discord split his head letting the beam pass right trough and destroy the wall behind Celestia.

"Celly tell your sister to stop with her hostility before I think she is serious." Discord said as he chew on a smore he had procured from somewhere.

"L-Luna please go and gather the element bearers I will fend off Discord until you manage to get them." Celestia said as her horn lit up and a white shield formed around the two and then it disappeared in a bright light.

"Oh Celestia if you wanted me all to your self all you needed to do was ask." Discord teased as the two appeared in a black void where only the two of them existed.

"Silence the element bearer will soon be gathered and I shall see to it that you are imprisoned again." -Celestia said with disgust.

"Öh Celly you always were a kidder. But lets be serious for a while I am really disappointed at how you ruled my kingdom in my absence. I only gave you rule so you can cause your own brand of chaos but you made everything so orderly. As a benevolent ruler I can not let my subjects suffer under such boredom. Or we could always make another deal." Discord spoke creating a flashlight as he spoke and then tossing it down only for it to fall from above into his mouth. As he ate the flash light Celestia lost all sight of him and was left alone in the void.

Celestia was frightened for a while but then spoke with conviction. "You can't fool me Discord I know you are still here and I have no reason to accept your deal. You will be turned to stone any minute now just as soon as my sister gathers the element bearers." Celestia shouted into the void. Time passed and passed and Celestia's conviction wavered. "Discord?"

"I'm home dear, did you miss me?" Discord said happily as he entered trough yellow wooden door that appeared out of nowhere.

"What? How? You- what did you do?" Celestia demanded.

"Oh nothing much, just had your sister pretend to be you. With a disguise of course." Discord said as a moustache appeared on his snout and he stroked it evily. " And then played a game with the element bearers you seemed to trust so much. Now that your element bearers have lost would you consider my deal dear Celly?" Discord said in a sly voice as he wrapped around Celestia yet again making her unable to move as she broke into tears.

"I-you- what do you want Discord? Just don't hurt my subjects and Luna please. " Celestia pleaded as she cried, unable to move even an inch as the draconeques had bound her entire body with his own. Discord extended his neck and turned it like a snake strangling its pray he turned to face Celestia smirked.

"I want what I always wanted. You. Do not worry so long as you give yourself to me I wont harm our subjects and I will even allow you to handle court and only interfere, mhhh, when I see fit. After all you will be my queen Celestia." Discord said as he presented a ring to Celestia as he bowed on one knee while wearing a suit.

Celestia observed the ring and then observed it some more, some sweat appearing on Discord's Face then she finally spoke.

"I am serious Discord, what is your game? What do you want?" Celestia said angrily.

"Yes, of course "game" wasn't that a great joke. Well at any point you can't imprison me again and I wish to stay in the castle protecting my interests and all that."Discord said angrily as his suit and the ring turned into different kinds of tropical birds and flew away into the darkness.

" Interests? what are these interests?" Celestia demanded.

"Well the one you know as Night Shadow for one. I honestly haven't seen a being so unique in his understanding of the world. Not that he understands it at all but his misunderstanding is hilarious to observe." Discord said as a chair appeared and Discord sat on it eating popcorn. "There are other interests though. But don't you worry, they are not something I will share with you. After all my dear what is Life without the joys and sorrows of the unknown." As Discord said this everything disappeared and he stared daggers at Celestia. "So do we have a deal Celly?"

"Ï- uhm I- " Celestia stuttered

"Can't make up your mind still. Huh, well how about this? accept in the next minute and I will even throw in the elements to sweeten the deal." Discord said as a timer appeared behind him.

"Ok I accept." Celestia said as before the timer even began to move. The timer exploded into a fireworks display.

"Excellent I will be returning the friendship letters Twilight sent you to help speed up their recovery its your job to make sure they don't try to use them on me. If you fail I will punish you." Discord said as a big grin appeared on his face and the void shattered the two found themselves in the burned room. "On second thought, I don't like your redecoration." Discord said as he snapped his fingers and the whole room was fixed as it used to be but it was now upside down and with all the colours of the rainbow. "Yes! this is more like it" Discord said as he happily exited the door that had turned sideways whistling a happy tune.