Weaponmaster

by KazeRinShin

Chapter-56 Punishment[Un-Edited]

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Author's Note

ok so something suggestive but no real clop.
I turned Discord down a notch so he is more understandable should I keep him like this or should I make it a ever changing landscape whenever he is around comments. Also some insight into Discord's kinks
:scootangel:I want the changeling invasion to begin already but I still have a few chapters before that.:scootangel:

P.S.: I know I am writing long chapters and that might not work for people with little time but I will try to start writing shorter once but more its just that I don't see where I could break chapters right now. I should get the hang of it again soon.


Chapter-56 Punishment[Un-Edited]

"It's time to wake up Celestia or would you prefer to spend today in bed?" Celestia heard Discord say as she was awoken surounded by something warm.

"DISCORD what are you doing in my bed chambers leave at on... mhmmhh." Celestia said as her muzzle was closed shut by Discord's tail. As Celestia traced the tail to its owner she noticed that the warm thing that was wrapped around her was the god of chaos himself and immediately began to struggle and try to scream out for help. It was a good 5 minutes before Celestia gave up her futile struggle and resigned herself to her faith.{Well at least he will take out his anger about trying to trap him into stone again on me and not Luna.} Was Celestias final thought as she closed her eyes and prepared for the pain and humiliation Discord would undoubtedly force upon her.

"Ah I see you've finally calmed down a little I suppose I should tell you what your punishment will be for betraying the blind trust I put on you." Discord said as he unwrapped his tail from her muzzle slowly making her sneeze slightly as some of his tail fur got into Celestia's nostrils. "I thought all Night on what would be the most suitable punishment and in the end I got it. You will become blind to everything but me. I will be your guide and make sure you don't bump into things, unless I think it would be funny in which case I will make sure you do. Oh but don't worry I am not going to make this punishment endless, in fact how long it will last depends entirely on you Celly." Discord said as he extended his neck and moved his head so he was searing Celestia in the eyes.

"H-How can I end this? W-What will it take to put this behind us?" Celestia asked hesitantly fearing the answer.

"Nothing much you just have to say 9 words to me and be magically bound by them, what those words are exactly or the order in which they must be said is something that you must figure out for yourself but don't worry I will not let you guessing without a word board." Discord said as he disappeared from around Celestia and reappeared in front of her in a sparkling glittering gold suit . "Yes the word board every time you say one of the 9 magic words it will appear on the board and once you have all 9 all you will need to do is say them in the correct order to win a 2 curse removal for yourself and a removal of all chaos magic from your subjects that has happened during your play of "Just Desserts " Now Let the game begin." Discord said as he snapped both his dragon claw and lion paw.

Celestia's vision turned black as a cream pie found its way to her face. When she cleared it she stood in complete darkness with only Discord and the board standing in front of her now seemingly glowing as if they were made of light. She could still feel her bed beneath her but could not see it. She was brought out of her thought by a knocking on the door.

"Princess it's time to bring morning to the land." Celestia heard Fancy's voice say as Discord looked annoyed at something.

"I am not feeling well today. Please go and inform my sister that I will stay in bed due to one of Discord's pranks. I am sure she will cover for me and take care of my responsibilities for the day." Celestia said trying to sound as composed as she could as she finished speaking she was startled by a loud noise of trumpets and bells as Discord appeared in front of her.

"Congratulations you have successfully guessed 4 words 5 more and you can attempt to remove the spell you just put on Fancy." Discord said as he hugged Celestia and lifted her into the air when he put her down Celestia felt a breeze and grass around her hooves as she saw the board reappear next to Discord with 3 words now written on it.

"go, will, Discord, me" As Celestia observed the board she focused on what Discord had said and got angry.

"What do you mean? What have you done with Fancy?" Celestia demanded but was drowned out by the sound of the board as two more words appeared.

"you, with" Celestia still couldn't see the connection in the words but had an uneasy feeling as whatever it was it involved her and Discord. She was brought out of her thoughts when Discord put a leash on her. Celestia tried to remove it with magic but it had no effect and then as she was struggling to get free Discord spoke.

"Now, now Celly its only so you don't get hurt and I can lead you more easily don't worry nopony will see the leash or me or even the board for that matter I thought it would be funnier if the ponies thought you finally went insane speaking to yourself and shouting at things that aren't there. As for Fancy I didn't do anything you activated one of the two curses placed on you and the chaos magic sent him on an island filled with fire ants I suspect he might be quite traumatized by it." Discord said as a grin appeared on his face.
" That will teach him not to interrupt chaos beings when they are explaining things. Anyways if you haven't figured it out you have been speaking to yourself in the middle of Canterlot square oh and the second curse is that if you attempt to tell anyone of your punishment they will have chaos magic used on them as soon as they hear of it. Now my lovely contestant would you like to take a guess with the words you have open the penalty for getting it wrong is only an ice-cream storm throughout Equestria or will you let me lead you to your throne room you have important cases to go trough.

"go, will, Discord, me, you, with." looking at the words she had Celestia wasn't completely certain and as much as she wanted to save Fancy and stop embarrassing herself she couldn't risk a snow storm it would destroy the crops. Celestia lowered her head and said trough gritted teeth.

"Very well Discord you may lead the way but before we go please raise the sun as I am currently unable to do it and don't do anything funny with it just raise it." As Celestia finished Discord looked at her his grin now turning into a toothy smile.

"But of course all you had to do is ask my dear I don't particularly care if its day or night. With that taken care of I would ask you not to poop anywhere I hate having to clean after my animals but feel free to pee if you really need to, although I remind you that everyone is simply seeing you and not me or the leash. Then again it might be a fun experience and you can always say it was a side effect of the spell or something." Discord said in a slurry voice as Celestia looked offended.

"I am not a mere animal Discord. I would never stood on that level now lead the way." As Celestia finished her rant she felt pressure build up inside of her with all the commotion she hadn't gone to the bathroom in the morning but after what she had just said she wouldn't disgrace herself further by begging Discord to take her to a rest room and held it in with all her might before Discord tugged on the leash and a few droplets escaped Celestia. They came to a stop once again as the board appeared again and two more words wrote themselves much to Celestia's relief as she would have surely peed herself in public if they had kept on walking.

"go, will, Discord, me, you, with, a, on." As Celestia saw the words she had little time to think on them before Discord spoke.

"Well lets get going then Celly or do you want a pee break." Discord said teasingly. " You know I could help you out just like with the sun all you have to do is ask me after all we've known each other for centuries if you can't ask me for help who can you ask?" Discord said as his smile shrunk and he had the most innocent face he would muster.

"I caa..." Celestia began in an angry voice but stopped as she felt a heated liquid beginning to escape her rear." Ok fine I will trust you Discord please take me to my personal bathroom and I will be forever grateful to you."Celestia said in a panicked voice as she looked pleadingly at Discord who snapped his paw.

"Done " was all Discord could say before Celestia relied herself drenching the floor she couldn't see. "Your highness what are you doing in the ball room?" Celestia froze at hearing a feminine voice from behind her she didn't recognize. Someone had seen her and she had done the deed in the ball room rather then in her bathroom where she would have all the time to clean up away from prying eyes.

"Discord I knew I shouldn't have trusted you." Celestia said glaring daggers at Discord who seemed to be on the wet floor laughing as soon as he heard her he stopped and rose up with a serious face on.

"This is exactly why you are being punished Celestia you can't take a joke and always think the worst of me." Discord said as he held up his dragon claw and imitated an opening and closing muzzle. "Would you trust me to bathe you and clean us up or should we head to day court smelling of your pee?" The same feminine voice asked coming out of the claw. Celestia looked confused for a while before realization struck her she thought of apologizing but Discords face said that a simple "sorry I never trusted you" wasn't going to cut it and might even make things worse. Then after thinking for a while Celestia decided that she would rather have Discord bathe her as a foal rather then attend day court smelling of pee.

"Very well Discord, p-please bath me I trust that you wouldn't do anything to anger me." As Discord heard this he gulped nervously something Celestia noticed quite clearly with all other visual stimuli removed.

"R-Right this w-way m-my dear Celly I w-will of course be joining you even thou other ponies don't see or hear me right now they can still smell me'' As Discord said this nervously he pulled on Celestia's leash beckoning her to follow him.

As the two entered the bathtub Discord turned up some cold water and let it run over both of them making Celestia shiver.
"What are you doing Discord please turn on the hot water or we are going to freeze to death."Celestia shouted at Discord.

"Uhm yes of course heh heh It just that I heard somewhere that this is good for your blood flow and is supposedly calming but If you don't like it I guess I will just turn on the warm water." Discord said as he reached for the knob attempting not to touch Celestia.

"Hurry up Discord or I will catch a cold." At hearing this Discord disregarded his attempts at not touching Celestia and turned up the hot water so much that Celestia screamed in pain from the scorching heat as Discord fell on top of her as he slipped on the bathtubs floor.
"Too hot, too hot." Celestia screamed as Discord attempted to turn down the heat.

"Ok I may have forgotten how this is done thanks to being a stone statue until recently but now that I have the temperature right its time I washed you up wouldn't you agree my dear Celly?" Discord asked with a bit of hope.

"Um you know I am not so sure this was a good idea anymore." Celestia said a bit hesitant remembering the freezing cold and the scorching heat.

"Oh come on so I made a few small mistakes you can still trust me." Discord said appalled but the only answer he received was Celestia taking a hesitant step back." Fine if you trust me again I will tell you the last lord you need to lift the curse" At this Celestia hesitated but ultimately realized that the sooner she broke the spell the better and took a step forward gulping .

"Very well Discord I will agree to this but please try not to make any more "mistakes" alright?" As Celestia stepped in the bathtub again she closed her eyes in preparation for the torturous experience she expected but was soon proven wrong as Discord began massaging her gently making sure that he got shampoo and soap all over Celestia. The experience was quite enjoyable until Discord reached Celestia's teats as he ran his paw and claw around them Celestia let out a moan of pleasure overcome with the sensation as she came a little.
"D-D-Discord you really don't need to concern your self with those areas I will clean them up myself when the curse is lifted." Celestia said trough gasps.

"Oh you don't need to be so shy Celly I mean it is partly my fault that you did that its only fair that I help clean you up." Discord said in the calmest voice he could manage although it was slightly trembling.

"No, no don't worry just focus on cleaning my back and mane that would be sufficient for your involvement considering that it happened ultimately because I didn't wish to let you help me." Celestia said with a sheepish smile and Discord rose rather disappointed looking.

After they were both covered in soap and shampoo Discord washed it all away with lukewarm water before summoning up a giant hair dryer which dried the two off while also making Celestia's mane a jumbled mess.

"Well the last word is "date" now take your time and line them up to earn your prizes." Discord said as his outfit appeared on him and the board appeared behind him.

"go, will, Discord, me, you, with, a, on, date." As Celestia watched the board she realized what the sentence was and horror washed over her. If she said the words she would be magically boned to go on a date with Discord but if she didn't she would never see anything other then Discord.{Should I say it? But what if the date doesn't answer Discord's expectations he might destroy Equestria and.. what if it is everything he wanted then he would want us to begin dateing and if I refuse he would destroy equestrian . No it would be better if I just excepted the curse I am sure that in time I will learn how to live without sight and so long as Discord doesn't realize I solved the puzzle he wont destroy Equestria.}

"I am sorry Discord but I am rather bad at puzzles would you mind leaving my room and getting us some snacks while I try to figure it out. Don't hurry I think better when I am alone and your presence is rather distracting regardless." Celestia said in a rather sheepish voice.

"Yes of course I can't wait for when you figure it out we are going to have so much fun." Discord said before he teleported to the hallway.{ I guess she's going to need that little bit of extra help} Discord thought as he snapped his claw and Night appeared before him with closed eyes. "He..." Discord began to say but was interrupted by Night.

"Luna I really..." Night began but was muffled as discord covered his mouth with his lion paw. As a disoriented Night struggled to

"Save it for Luna buddy I know how hard it is to confess so take it from me its best to do it only once. Sorry I took you in such a crucial moment but it's time for you to help me buddy go in there and help my beloved solve that stupid puzzle I came up with so everyone can find happiness. The sooner you do this the sooner you can get back to speaking with Luna and don't even say you wont do it because we both know you will as soon as I threaten Luna. Now what do you say pal?" Discord said at speed that would make Pinkie shocked.

"Fine Discord I will help you but in return you will help me tell Luna how I feel about her I fear that she might overreact and kill me or something. And you wouldn't say no now would you considering I could kill Celestia at any moment now that she trusts me. Right "buddy."?" as Night said this Discord had an angry face on but he soon came down and answered trough gritted teeth

"But of course we must help one another what are friends for after all?" As Discord said this he opened the door and pushed Night inside.
"Celly Night here is gonna help you with the puzzle he said he is really good with them so it shouldn't take long. I will just go and get the snacks I think that pink pony might give me some good ideas on what to make if I ask her be back in 5" Discord said as he disappeared and a strange coat hanger appeared with a note attached to it.

"Out for something unique be back in 5."


5 hours had passed and Night and Celestia had spoken at length about what should be done after Celestia had found out that Night was immune for some reason to the curse Discord had placed on her. Obviously Discord had made him immune due to his contract and the fact that if anything happened to Night Discord will be back in stone before long.

"Dear I am back so did you have any luck in solving the puzzle because I got the bestest cake to celebrate." Discord said as the coat hanger morphed and turned into Discord with a big covered cake on his back that resembled a house. Celestia was hesitant to speak but in the end she spoke under Nights intense gaze.

"Y-Yes I think we m-managed to figure it out." Celestia said a slowly as she could trying to drag out as long as she could. "Would you go on a date with me Discord?" Celestia said as she closed her eyes and heard bells congratulating her on getting it right.

"Why yes you got it right and before you get worried yes I will go on a date with you, here you can eat the cake while I go get ready." Discord said as he hugged Celestia and a red Fancy pants appeared behind him as Celestia regained her vision.

"W-While I am relieved that you agree Discord I am not sure if we should hurry with our first date don't you want it to be special we should plan it out so nothing bad happens." Celestia said sternly freezing Discord in place. Literally as he turned into an ice sculpture of himself.

"B-but C-Celly d-dear if we planned it there won't be any chaos in it don't you want to make it a wild event no one will ever forget?" Discord said pleadingly as his jaws moved on their own from the cold.

"No this will be my first date ever I want to remember it as something special and romantic if you want it to be memorable because it was unique then feel free to come up with it yourself and then ask me out when you are ready but know that this is the only chance I am giving you Discord and if you mess it up you will have only yourself to blame. Now knowing all of that do you still wish to head out for our first date?" As Discord heard this he grew smaller and smaller before he spoke.

"Perhaps we should wait now that I think about it I will tell you when all the preparations are ready I guess I won't need this special cake with 4 more cakes inside for a while longer." Discord said as the house cake disappeared from where Discord had taken it from.
"Well Night I suppose I should get you back to Luna before she decides to haunt my dreams again, I swear she is the most vengeful beings I know and I know the spirit of vengeance." Discord said before he snapped his dragon claw and Night found himself siting on top of Luna's back her wings brushing his legs as they flew over the everfree.

"Aaah Night." Luna screamed as the sudden weight made Luna fall down and hit her wings in the tree branches before the two of them fell into the forest.