Derp My Life

by The Unknown Brony

Spooky House of...Stuff!?

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Okay...I gotta think this through....

Dash needs ALOT of attention.... So I'll sit next to her.....
But Derpy and Twilight need some attention too.....

The cart has the back seats really close to the front seats, like in grabbing distance....

So....

"Me and Dash will sit in the front, while you and Derpy sit in the back...Nothing personal..."I said to Twilight, her nodding smile approved this seating.

As the four of us entered a small damp room, our shiny black chariot arrived, slowly rolling across a moving grey convear belt,
there... another acne pony directed us to our cart.
Dash quickly sitting in the right seat, awaiting for me to sit down next to her.
"Heehee, c'mon over here!" Dash giggled as I sat down in the cart, immediately wrapping her arms around me and bringing me closer to her.

I blushed as Dash rubbed her warm cheek against my face, Twilight and Derpy seating themselves...I felt bad for not sitting next to Twilight....I hope she forgives me...

TNNK! TNNK! TNNK!

The slow moving cart eventually descended into a pitch black room, Dash loudly giggling as she held onto my arm tighter...

"Enter if you dare, the ghosts and ghouls are sure to greet you with their stare...."

A voice off a speaker echoed down a long narrow dark hall.... cheesy red eyes gleaming down the walls as the cart moved down the track..... unfortunately though..... this was a very long hallway...and the cart moved at 2 miles per hour....

So at this point...I knew that this wasn't a ride to enjoy...oh no... this was a make-out ride...probably about 10 minuets max.

I blushed as I felt somepony's arm hoof down my chest and stop at my crotch, the giggling of Derpy echoing down the corridor as she unzipped my shorts.
"Mhmm..." I heard Twilight sigh as warm wet kisses bombarded my neck, Derpy was then busy kissing my cheek.... but where's Dash?

I looked next to me but I really couldn't see anything.... Only able to see Dash's tail....

NGULK! NGULK! NGULK!

I sighed out as a wave of pleasure washed over me...Dash was laying down on my lap, her bright wavy hair shimmering in the dark as I stared down at her. The back of Dash's head bounced up and down, each movement making me flinch.

"Mhmm...Can I have a kiss?"

Derpy whispered in my ear, her cute squeaky voice making it impossible to deny her....

I laid my head back against my seat, Derpy's lips immediately latching onto my mouth.
"MMH!" Derpy sighed out, her warm wiggling tongue sloppily moving in random motions.

I blushed as Dash began shoving my dick to the back of her throat, her wet tongue constantly lapping
at the head as she deep throated....I couldn't hold it anymore...

"Umm...C-Can I?"

Twilight nervously asked before shoving her tongue in my mouth, Derpy and Twilight's tongues wildly lapping up my saliva.

Thanks for asking first, Twilight....

I chuckled to myself as Twilight and Derpy both put their hoofs on my cheek, their sloppy tongues both emitting loud licking sounds as the cart reached the end of the hallway, now into the hallway where things pop out....
This hallway was painted a light blue, and filled with lights. Now I could see Twilight and Derpy's blushing faces.

"BOO!"
"BLEGH!"
"EEK"!

All of us ignored all the cheesy ghouls and continued working....

Dash stopped deep throating and was now hungrily sucking the head, her warm wet lips caressing the tip as her tongue lapped at me...awaiting my cum...

I couldn't resist it.... I wanted her to have my cum....

"Mmmh!"

Dash giggled as my cum rushed into her mouth, her head bobbing left and right as she cleaned up all the sticky white goop.

"Ahh..."

I sighed out as Twilight and Derpy slowly slid out their tongues, the clear sticky saliva threading off my lips.

As the ride reached the end of the hallway, a large white door opened up, the bright sunshine flooding into the exit.

TKKT! SHHH!

As the cart lifted back up to the convear belt, Dash and I both stood up, Twilight giggling as she stared up at me.
"Mmhm, your shorts..." Derpy giggled as she pointed at my zipper, wich was down....

"Hehe....How embarrising..." I nervously sighed as I quickly zipped up my fly, Twilight and Derpy both stepping out the cart and onto the exit lane. Another greasy acne pony greeted us out the ride and back to the Midway.

"Well... that was fun....."

I stopped in mid sentence...distracted by a sad pony eating a funnel cake by herself....

Vinyl....

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