Derp My Life
The Cake Is Not A Lie
Previous ChapterNext Chapter"I'm so sorry for interrupting earlier...it's just that...." Vinyl put her hoof on Twilight's shoulder and pointed her hoof towards me.
"When I saw you and Orion kissing...it tore me up to think about my late husband..."
Vinyl's face quickly panic-ed as she stopped her sentence, her quick eyebrow gestures telling me to "help her."
"Uhh..her husband... Davy....who...died in the Navy....it was very sad....and stuff...." I quickly sighed as Vinyl ran up and hugged me, pretending to weep on me.
"Aww... Vinyl...I never knew your life was so bad...We'll take good care of you!" Twilight said as she patted Viny'ls back.
But....
As I stared down at Twilight....
She grinned at me, a suggestively dirty facial expression, her eyes narrowing as she blushed.
I could tell this pony wanted to play...
"Umm..Vinyl...everything in the library is of use.... Please sleep on the couch..... Me and Orion have to go fix the bed..."
Twilight grabbed my arm and yanked me out of the the kitchen, her loud pants ensuing as we ran up the stairs.
"Mhmm...." Twilight sighed as I opened the door, to my surprise....Derpy and Dash were already waiting in there.
"Hehe there he is...." Dash moaned as I laid down between her legs, flipped over to where Twilight and Derpy hovered over my pants...both their eyes locked to my noticeable erection.
I blushed as Dash laid down on my face, her pink wet slit drooling on my lips. Meanwhile, Twilight and Derpy were busy pulling down my boxers.
"Mmhm....Derpy... you can go first...." Twilight blushed, rubbing her hoof between her legs as Derpy grabbed my dick and sloppily shoved the head in her mouth.
"Hey! Pay attention!"
Dash giggled as she sat down on my chin, her thighs hugging my head as I began to lick her lips.I wrapped my arms around Dash's thighs, my tongue running up and down her lips, Dash wining loudly as I did so.
"MHMM!"
I heard Twilight moan followed by her loud heavy panting, loud squishing sounds following...she came...
"Heh...heh....Derpy....help me clean this up...."
Twilight sighed out, Derpy giggled as she laid down between her legs, Derpy smiling at me as she sloppily put her tongue all over Twilight's pussy... me just watching in amazement as she did so....
"Hey! Your'e not finished yet!" Dash chuckled as she pushed my head closer to her pussy.
I blushed and decided...."I might as well make her cum already..."
"Oh....Celestia...."
Dash loudly cried out as I put my lips on her pussy and flicked my tongue inside her, searching for her G-spot....It had been so long since I ate Dash....
I continued sloshing my tongue around until Dash bucked wildly... I found it....
LCHHH!
The loud sloppy sound of my wet tongue rubbing against her sensitive nub was enough to get Dash to moan uncontrollably,
her head laid back as I gently bit down on her lips.
"Mmmhm..."
Dash began splurting out drops of white clear cum, the delicious sweet juice tasting like bubble gum....or cotton candy!
THSSSH!
Twilight pulled me away from Dash, Derpy immediately latching her mouth on my dick again.
"Mmhm.. Derpy isn't the same as you...." Twilight said to me as she shoved my head down between her legs.
"Hmm...don't worry...we're just getting started.... I'll go call up Vinyl..." Dash happily shouted as she jumped off the bed.
Twilight nodded and stared back down at me with loving eyes as I kissed her pussy.
"Wait Dash!"
Derpy cried out before Dash stepped out the door....
"Bring up the chocolate cake...."
Derpy grinned at me as her eyes narrowed.....
Well....here I go again....
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