Derp My Life

Ahem...

Screwball interrupted Vinyl and Twilight, laying down on the floor and raising her rump infront of my face.

Mhh...I'm a kinky virgin who needs some hard bucking... Orion, can you help me?

I blushed and placed my hands on her flank, bringing her ass closer to my face.

Hmmh...There's a surprise for you under my tail...

Screwball giggled loudly, her tail twitching as she spoke...

I quickly lifted up her fluffy purple tail...to my surprise... a piece of chocolate cake wedged between her pussy awaited me.

"Oh...wow...."

Were the only words I could manage to speak.... Too busy drooling over her pink chocolaty delight....

Mhmm...I knew you'd love it....Derpy gave me the idea...

Screwball sighed and moved closer to me as I kissed the cum soaked cake, to my surprise is tasted like Vanilla much more than it did chocolate...

MMMMNHH!

I turn my head towards Vinyl and Twilight....and to my surprise...they already have a system...

Vinyl is globbing all over my dick, her warm saliva dripping everywhere....while Twilight is eating out Vinyl, her determined look saying alot...I wonder if she could get Vinyl to cum....

"Uhm...Screwball...Do you think..."

Way ahead of you...

Screwball lifted herself up on the bed, her tail brushing against my nose and the delicious aroma of Vanilla making my mouth water.

Mhmm...Don't be gentle...

Screwball giggled as she lifted her tail, the yummy looking cake oozing out white runny cum...

I MUST EAT!

I put my hands on her flank and brought her pussy closer to me, Screwball giggling obnoxiously as I began licking the soggy cake.

Hmm...Good boy...

Screwball moaned as I flicked my tongue at the cake, a soggy chunck of cake falling into my mouth. The cake tasted amazing...the sweet dark chocolate...mixed with light creamy Vanilla....

MMHMMM!

I heard Vinyl exclaim loudly as a giant shock of pleasure got to me...

Oh my...

Screwball exclaimed loudly as I felt her warm tongue slosh at the head...I had came...and Vinyl was already lapping up the sticky white mess.

"Mmhm...SCHLP!...Help me clean this mess..."

Vinyl sighed out to Screwball, the only thing I could see next was both ponies nudging their heads as they sloppily ate...
A massive relaxing chill running up my spine....

Mhmm...SLLCH! Please...help yourself to my cake while we....SLLSH!

"Wow....that's good....but she didn't even finish her sentence!?"

I thought to myself as I leaned closer to her pussy, her lips still engulfed with a soggy mess of cake...

Well...good thing I got my hunger back!

I put my lips on the cake and sloshed my tongue at it...the soggy cake crumbling down into my mouth...this causing Screwball to whine loudly....

"Mhmm...That looks tasty..."

I blushed and took my lips off of the dripping cake, Pinkie sitting next to me...

At first I thought she meant my dick....because I swear....she has a fetish or something for my dick...who knows....maybe she just likes sucking...

"Can I have a lick!?"

Pinkie shouted in my ear....her cute blue eyes sparkling....me just laying back against the wall and nodding...

MMMMH!

SLLCH! SLLCH!

I blushed and stared at Pinkie as she shoved her tongue in my mouth...both of us locking lips in a slippery messy kiss...

MMMH...SHLLLP!

After about 10 minutes later....Pinkie still continued kissing...her eyes closed and her hoofs latched around my head.

"Mhmm...Pinkie..."

SLLLCH!

Pinkie silenced me with her tongue...her eyes narrowing as she stared at me with loving eyes...

MWAH!

Pinkie finally took her tongue out, her lips still touching mine....

"Hehe That was fun....Now I need a hug!"

I blushed as Pinkie brought her arms lower, her arms now latching around my shoulders as she brought her breasts up to my face.

"Mhmm...Thirsty?"

Pinkie giggled as she rubbed her sensitive nubs against my face...they were warm and hard....

"C'mon...I promise it's tasty..."

Pinkie snorted as I slowly put my lips on her right teat.... astonishingly....another pink liquid leaked out....

STRAWBERRY NESQUIK!?