Derp My Life

"So...Coconut Milk?"

Dash blushed and nodded nervously... her eyes locked onto my mouth.

"It's weird...I don't think it's normal...but...I'm fine with it as long as you enjoy them..."

Dash giggled as she hugged my head tight, slowly bringing my face closer to her breasts.

At this point...I was just like whatever....as long as I have something to drink....it's cool....

MMMNGH!

Dash let out a muffled moan as I put my lips on her right teat, gradually groping her left breast gently.

"Hmmm...stop teasing me...."

Dash loudly sighed out as she hugged me and laid down against Pinkie's bed...awkwardly making me lean forward...actually falling ontop of her...ouch...

"Oh..ehem....Sorry..."

I nervously stuttered as Dash smiled up to me, her lips locking to mine as she wrapped her arms around my back.
"Mhmm...I don't mind if your ontop...."
Dash sighed in my mouth, her tongue whirling around in a wild passionate movement....all this happening while a diversion of Derpy and Screwball went on downstairs.

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"Excuse me, miss! I would like to order......Uhmmm......Uhh....Wait...I got this...."

Derpy stood over the glass counter, looking down at the delicious mouth watering goods that lied below her.

"Hey! Don't I know you from somewhere!?"

Pinkie giggled, not even aware of this whole "time stall" going on....oh well...

No....I can guarantee....

Screwball said as she walked up to Pinkie, staring deep into her eyes...

These aren't the droids your looking for...I MEAN! You don't know who we are....

Screwball said as she waved her hoof in a half circle....kinda like.."WAX ON-WAX OFF."

Needless to say....this Screwball Mind Trick worked on Pinkie, she just stood there....staring into space....or the wall....

She'll be out for a long time.... C'mon....Let's go save our man...

"A muffin....NO!....a cupcake....NO! Wait!"

Screwball then decided Derpy was just dead weight....
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THUD THUD THUD!

Dash and I both looked at the doorway as more and more "THUDS" echoed through the hallway.

I quickly got up from the bed, knocking Dash on the floor as the door slowly creaked open...

"And then I want some sprinkles and whipped cream....and jelly...and frosting...."

Screwball dragged Derpy by her hair and threw her on the bed...Derpy just still going on about whatever the hell she wanted...

Hmmm....No Dash?....I knew I shouldn't have sent a mare to do a lover's job...

Screwball seductively sighed as she walked closer to the bed....

THUNK!

Dash tackled Screwball as soon as she was in range.....Screwball immediately wrapping her legs around Dash's neck...

If you don't back off, I swear I'll twist your neck like a bottle cap...

"Errm..Damn...."

Dash coughed and sighed as she tried to unlock Screwball's legs, Screwball just grinning as she tightened her legs grip.

"Okay....I think that's enough.."

I shouted as I quickly leaped to the floor, Dash smiling at me as I loosened Screwball's legs.

Hmmh...Do you wanna play too?

Screwball smiled and blushed as she pushed me down on the floor, giggling as she sat down on my chest and wrapped her legs around my neck...her pussy just inches away...

Hehe...You want it...?

Screwball giggled as she taunted me....her dripping slit just waiting to be eaten...

"Orion doesn't want to eat that garbage...he wants something yummy..."

Dash smiled at me as she sat down on the bed and opened her legs....a white creamy liquid running down her lips...

"Ohhh....I don't want my neck snapped and I REALLY want to eat Dash...."

What to do!?

Meh...it won't be to hard to decide...