Derp My Life

NOM! NOM! NOM!

I munched on a buttered toast that Twilight had left on the table for me....Soooo Delicious!

I keep forgetting to eat....it's been like...what? 3 Days...? I don't know...

Thinking hurts...

THUNK! SLLLLSH!

I poured a small cup of milk into a small white teacup and sat down on the couch.

SQUEE!

I turned to my left to see Derpy...her cute eyes sparkling as she blushed...

"Do you love me more than muffins?"

"Yes, I love you more than muffins..."

SQUEE!

"What about cupcakes?"

"Yes, more than cupcakes too..."

MWAH!

What about me...? Do you love me...?

SQUEE!

"Yes, I love you too..."

MHMMM....SCLCHP....SLLSH...

...

I sat on the couch between Derpy and Screwball....both ponies craving my affection....

Screwball getting more attention than Derpy...

Mhmm...your spit tastes soo good...

SLLCHP!!

Screwball hugged me and pushed me against the couch...her head bobbing left and right as she sucked my tongue...

"Oh...I want some too.."

Derpy whined...her slippery tongue sloshing against Screwball's tongue....both their saliva splashing in my mouth...

SQUEE!

All of our tongues squished together....the taste of vanilla and sweet caramel washing all over...

"Mhmm...Soo...good...."

I thought as I hugged Screwball and Derpy...both ponies leaning closer as they wiggled their tongues around...

SLLCH...MMHM...SLLCH...

Both ponies blushed and moaned....in hopes of winning over my affection....but I wouldn't let this be so easy...

"Mhmm...I have a task for you both..."

I muttered to the two horny ponies....both immediately listening to what I had to say...

Anything!

"Please, tell me! Tell me, tell me, tell me!"

Both ponies grinned at me widely...both eager to do my bidding....

...

"Who ever has the yummiest cum gets to suck me..."

....

THUNK! THUNK!

Both ponies laid down on the hardwood floor....their legs pried open wide....

SQUEE!

Derpy blushed and giggled as I ran my fingers through between her legs....the sticky creamy white goop welcoming me as I opened her lips...

"Mhmm...I was thinking of you..."

Derpy giggled as I scooped up some of the thick precum drooling out her lips...the warm heavily smell of cinnamon reaching my nostrils as I brought the cream up to my face...

MUST....NOT....EAT NOW....

SLLCH!

SQUEE!

The familiar taste of strong cinnamon and vanilla frosting dripping on my tongue....

Sooo Delicious.....

But...

SQUEE!

Screwball hugged my head and brought it down between her thighs...a creamy clear liquid oozing out her lips and onto the floor...the same delicious smell of warm cinnamon...but...Something was different....

Mhhm...I know how you love cinnamony things....have a taste..

....I couldn't stop myself....Something told me that I had to taste it.....Just to see what it was....

MHMMM....SLLCH! SLLLCHH!

I locked lips with her pussy...a strange flashback of what the delicious salty cinammony precum tastes like....

"Mhmm...Soft Cinnamon Pretzel..."

Mhmm...like at the mall....I knew you'd love it...

Screwball giggled as she laid her head back and blushed...her body convulsing as I lapped up the oozy Cinnamon lined up in her lips.......

"Oh....but what about me....?"

Derpy pouted, her cute yellow eyes glistening as I took my mouth off of Screwball...

"Hmm....Don't think I forgot about you..."

I sighed as I opened Derpy's lips with my fingers....the sticky white goop threading off her walls and oozing out between her lips....

SLLCH! SLLLLCH! MMMHM!

I blushed and lapped up all the sticky white ooze....the sugary fluids moistening her pussy again as I continued eating her...

"Ohhh my, Orion....Right there!"

Derpy closed her eyes and moaned, her hoof pushing my head closer to her pussy as I ran my tongue sloppily between her lips...

SQUEE!

I hugged Derpy's legs and burried my face deeper....the more I mindlessly wiggled my tongue...the more Derpy would moan.

Awww....but what about me...?

Screwball sighed as she ran her hoof through my hair...Damn....MUST CHOOSE....BETWEEN PONIES....

SQUEE!

I laid my head down between Screwball's legs...her smile greeting me as I opened her pussy with my fingers....

"Ehem....wow..."

Mhhmm...impressive, right?

Screwball giggled, the clear sticky ooze running on my fingers as I poked her overstimulated slit....

SLLLCH! SLLLCH!

Ohhh....

Screwball moaned as I slid in my middle finger....a long sticky thread of precum hanging off my finger as I slid it out...

Uhg...Please...Be gentle.....

Screwball panted...her tongue hanging out her mouth and her purple mane ruffled

"Can I at least eat you?"

SQUEE!

Of course you can!

Screwball exclaimed and hugged me tight...my face rubbing up against her soft warm chest...

"But I wanna feed you too..."

SQUEE!

Derpy wrapped her arms around my back, her soft mouth nuzzling my neck...

Okay Orion, what to do....? I can't eat both of them...So one of them will have to do something else...

Orion....eat me now...

"No...I want you to eat me till I cum!"

Derpy hugged me tighter...her loving embrace slipping away as I laid her down on the floor...

"Screwball...just wait...hopefully this shouldn't take long..."

I sighed as I opened Derpy's legs...the white creamy liquid running down to the floor...

"Mhmm...It feels so hot inside...I want your squishy tongue inside me..."

Derpy giggled...her face coming to a bright blush as I opened her pussy wide open with my fingers...

The sticky white mess still threading inside her walls...

SLLLCH! SLLCH!

"Ohhh....Eat me more!"

Derpy cried out as she pushed my head down deeper between her legs...my lips locking with her "lips".

"Mhmm...Cinnabon..."

I thought to myself as I wiggled my tongue around her clit...this causing Derpy's body to convulse...

"Mmmh...Don't be afraid to bite..."

Derpy sighed as she laid her head back and blushed....the warm Cinnabon juice splashing in my mouth...

SLLLSH! SLLLSH!

I ran my tongue against the roof of her pussy...smacking my tongue against her sensitive little nub...

"Ohhh! There! Right there!"

Derpy moaned out loudly...her hips bucking against my face as more and more juices splashed out in my mouth...

MHMM! SLLLCH!

I wildly flicked my tongue at her G-spot...this causing Derpy to moan wildly and hug my head tighter...

"Uhhhhmm...."

SPPPLLLLCHH!!!!!

The white creamy cum stained the floor and my face...all one big sticky Cinnamony mess....

Mhmm...Cinnamon....

I wiped my mouth of the sticky stringy white goop....I could care less how much of her cum was on my face...

I didn't care...

SQUEE!

I turned my head to see Screwball...a dirty smirk lighting up her face...

Sit down on the couch...

Screwball sighed as she laid her head down on my lap...I could tell where she was going with this....

ZIIIIP!

I blushed and pet Screwball as she ran her mouth against my dick...

Mhmm...It's so hard...I might need help...

SQUEE!

Derpy smiled up at me greatly as she laid her head down on my left knee...

"Mhhm, I wanna help!"

Derpy giggled as she brought her mouth closer to the head...her and Screwball's tongue both sliding out....

SLLCH! MMHM...

Both ponies blushed and giggled as they smacked their wet tongue against the head....A very sensible rise of pleasure building up....

CRRREEEAAK!

All three of us turned our head toward the doorway and watched as Twilight, Dash, and Vinyl trotted in with bags....

"Wow...looks like we came just in time...."

Dash giggled as she sat on the couch next to me...blushing as she stared down at Screwball and Derpy...

"Soo..what did you guys get??"

"Meh...just food and...some snacks..."

SHHHHHHLLLLLLRGH!

SQUEE!

Twilight smiled at me greatly as she sprayed a mountain of whipped cream on my dick....

Vinyl giggling and walking up to the couch....All ponies....circling in on me....

Umm...Well....

This should be fun....