Dashing Vlogs

The screen lit up with an image of Dashing Knight standing between Princess Luna and Celestia. The two princesses smiled warmly as Dashing smiled weakly. "Sorry about last podcast every pony. Apparently some of you were offended and thought that drugs were actually involved in our charity event! No! That could never be the case!" She looked back at the two princesses.

"That's right," Celestia said with a straight face. "We must never give into drugs."

Pinkie Pie was hopping around in the back ground singing, "Drugs! Drugs! Drugs! Drugs!"

"Sometimes life presents us with temptations," Luna said with a weary expression. "Sometimes life tempts us in ways that we couldn't possibly imagine."

"Drugs are fun! Drugs are fun! Colors! Colors! So many rainbow colors!"

"We must ignore those temptations and begin to stand up to our friends that challenge us to do such behaviors. We must question if they really are our friends at all. Friends have your best interest at heart. Friends would never allow one night of pleasure to ruin your life. They would encourage you to do good things with your life."

Celestia chimed in. "They will encourage you to do well in your school and work environments. They will do their best to make sure that you are not in harms way." Her pink eyes narrowed with joy as her shimmering mane swayed back and fourth. "True friends will always help you to fight temptations and do the right thing."

"Because drugs are amazingly awesome and give you super powers!" Pinkie Pie sang. She then looked at the three ponies staring her down. The princesses stared her down more softly then Dashing Knight. "Oh! This is anti-drug! I almost forgot!" She then began to sing, "Drugs are bad! No more drugs! Drugs will make you mad and make you sad! Nothing good comes from the hood! Drugs are evil!"

Dashing looked into the camera. "Ponyville, remember what we said today. Drugs are bad. They were some of the worst things that we have ever dealt with. Just say no."

Pinkie's face smashed into the camera, "EVIL!!!!"

The camera then went blank. A few hours later Dashing sat slumped in her chair at home. Her friends Ace and Brad were at her side. "It wasn't that bad," Brad said with a reassuring smile. "It was a little lame, but you mares did the best you could!"

Ace smirked. "Every pony knows not to trust Pinkie's cupcakes. There's a reason why they are so addicted! They're made with---"

Brad put his hoof over her mouth. He narrowed his eyes and then kissed the top of her head. A swooning Ace fell to the floor. "The princesses even made an appearance on your vlog show! That's pretty impressive! That should make up for any damage done to Pinkie's shop and your reputation."

Dashing shrugged. "I just hope that Ponyville recovers soon. She must've put a lot in those cupcakes. It's been three days and the town is just now recovering." She let out a long sigh. "Thank Celestia I didn't lose my job. It it's one thing I've learned from all of this it's how easily a high ranked position can come and go."

"And that drugs are evil and no one should do that," Ace said with a smirk. The pink unicorn was laying on her back looking up at her stallion.

"Yeah. Just remember guys whatever you do don't do drugs or cost any trouble. After all it just might cost me a job." Dashing smirked. "I won't hesitate to kick your flanks if you try anything stupid."

Ace smiled. "Trust me. If we try something it won't be anything stupid. It'll blow your mind." She gave Dashing a wink and pulled out a Brad voodoo plushie. She dragged the plushie on a string with her magic. Brad locked up and began to be drug away by Ace. Dashing shook her head and smirked. She wandered down to the basement to see what her very own earth pony was up to. Hopefully it was something spectacular.