Alpha Bit was an ITpony, a relatively new field in ponykind. He spent his existence fixing computers in Canterborough, never even glancing towards a mare, before he was called to help make sure that all the technology ran smoothly in the Royal Wedding. There, he meets Twilight Sparkle, the mare of his dreams.

Omega bad a bit of a crush on Princess Luna. But, considering that he lived with Alpha on the edge of the kingdom, he had little chance. Spending his days admiring Luna from afar, and programming the computers Alpha fixed, he tagged along to the wedding as Alpha's assistant. There he meets Luna again.

Will the two ponies be able to get the mares of their dreams? Or is this just a fable they thought up one day? More importantly, why is Alpha eating macaroni for breakfast?