Friendship is Equality: BANG BANG!by ace_attorneyfan800ChaptersChapter 1: The Usual Beginning to a Displacement Story. Ooooow have mercy!Chapter 3: Cactus Jack vs PinkamenaChapter 4: Mankind vs (Equal) TwilightChapter 5: PM Pink and Spike Lesnar vs AJ and RDChapter 6: Daniel vs (Equal) TwilightChapter 2: The Following Chapter is Scheduled for One Fall! First Entering Ponyville, weighing in at 230 lbs, from Knoxville, Tennessee, Daniellll Arrrrnollllld!Chapter 1: The Usual Beginning to a Displacement Story. Ooooow have mercy!Author's Note Just before you ask, Daniel's character, as well as his backstory, will be one that will be explained as this goes on. Chapter 1: The Usual Beginning to a Displacement Story. Ooooow have mercy! "Alright! TF2's up and running!" Said a fifteen year old 230 pound man This is Daniel Arnold, a huge fan of WWE icon and hardcore legend Mick Foley. On his computer he logged into steam and then TF2 under the name, Mick_FoalyFan7801. Oh! And he was also a fan of My Little Pony: FIM. Later after spending at least ten hours on TF2-Daniel then looked at the reader. "It's the only game I play besides WWE 13 on PS3!" Daniel said a little annoyed and then went back to his computer After another hour he logged off and went into his music folder on his desktop where he clicked on the song "Bang Bang". The result was this: After clicking on the song he went into Google Chrome and into Google to find out if Comic Con was coming soon. Instead he found out that something called Fanboy Expo was coimg to his hometown of Knoxville. "Oh hell yes." Daniel said in excitement, "Finally can go to a convention! My first one! And I might as well go as Mick Foley as well while I'm at it." Soon the convention arrived just like that and Daniel dressed as Mick Foley headed in. There was only one problem. "Oh, crap. I don't have the red and black button up Mick Foley wears. Great now I just look like Cactus Jack." Daniel said a little annoyed "Maybe I could help stranger." said a voice to Daniel's left Daniel then looked to see a person dressed like the merchant from Resident Evil 4. "The only reason why I know that is because I've seen enough Resident Evil 4 lets plays." Daniel said to the reader before switching back to the merchant "Your Mick Foley costume looks incomplete." The Merchant said "Ugh. I know." Daniel groaned "Luckily for you I happen to have it." The Merchant said presenting said button up shirt "Don't worry about the sleeves, I wouldn't mind if ya ripped them off." The Merchant added "How much?" Daniel asked "Two dollars." The Merchant said "Sweet!." Daniel said as he got out two dollars and handed them to the Merchant "Pleasure doing business." he said Daniel then put the flannel shirt on and ripped the sleeves clean off giving him almost the full look of Mick Foley. Stupid fifteen year old body not giving me his beard and mustache combo. Daniel thought, I mean my body will let me have the hair, but nope my stupid body won't let me complete it. All of a sudden though he started feeling funny, however before he could even utter a breath he passed out and all he saw before blacking out was a blinding light. With a bit of a groan Daniel woke up to see a clear, somewhat, sky and felt grass beneath him. "Ugh." Daniel groaned, "What happened?" Daniel then got up and looked at his surroundings. He appeared to be in some kind of forest like area and next to him was a lake of sorts. "Jeesh. Boy if I hadn't woke up here I would've drowned for sure." Daniel said, "Well now that that's over I need to find a way out of here." Daniel then noticed that a trail was right beside him as well and just like that he went on it deeper into the forest. However if he had the patience to stop and look at himself he would've noticed an all too familiar beard and mustache combo around his mouth area. Meanwhile in the city far beyond the woods... A flag of equality waved through the breeze, houses looked the same in color and design, a lone colorless, somewhat, castle stood at the end of them all with a flag bearing only a equal mark. Though one thing stood out among everything. Every pony almost looked the same, kinda like this: One thing that differed from everyone though was colors, and mane and tails, kinda, but one thing that would surprise the average pony and was off putting though was the fact that everyone was an alicorn. Throughout the streets alicorns were the dominant race, not a single unicorn, earth pony, or pegasus to be found. In the previously mentioned castle six equal like alicorns were looking at a holographic map that showcased the map of Equestria with equal signs almost everywhere indicating almost everything had become equal. "Hello my equal friends!" Coming into the room was the mare Starlight Glimmer, the mare who started it all. The one who showed the now Elements of Equality the way of sameness who now herself was equal. "Hello Starlight!" the Equal six said together "How's the map looking?" Starlight asked "Great!" Twilight replied, "Almost all of Equestria has been liberated from the false belief of Cutie Marks being a good thing!" "Twilight I can never thank you enough for all you're doing. I truly never expected that my idea of sameness would travel from just Our Town to now almost all of Equestria." Starlight said "It was the most I could do for my new friend." Twilight said All of a sudden on the map a video started playing on the map startling the Equal 6 and Starlight. The video then floated up high to reveal a weird creature coming out of the Everfree Forest entrance and doing a scan on it which bewildered the group. Creature: Human Name: Mick Foley other Names: Dude Love, Cactus Jack, Mankind Occupation: WWE Legendary ex-wrestler Weapon: Mr. Socko Conclusion: THREAT TO EQUAIZATION! EQUALIZE IMMEDIATELY! Meanwhile Daniel had just made it out of the Everfree Forest and looked at his surroundings. "Okay." Daniel said taking a breath, "I'm in Equestria." ................................................ "Okay lesson learned. NEVER buy an item from someone dressed as the merchant!" Daniel yelled ............................................... "What?" Daniel said to the reader, "Did you expect me to go crazy? Hell no! I'm supposed to be Mick Foley for this fan fiction, not Ben 10 after getting the omnitrix!" Chapter 3: Cactus Jack vs PinkamenaDaniel then got back in control and got off of Spike who turned back to normal with the equal mark disappearing. "Ugh. What happened?" Spike said as he got off the floor All of a sudden the memories came back to him. He then turned around to Daniel who was rubbing his arms. "You-you've saved me." Spike said "Well if I didn't do it nobody would've." Daniel said "Listen, the others are still under that freaky mind control! We need to help them out of it!" Spike said "No offense Spike, BUT HOW IN THE NAME OF SANITY DO YOU PURPOSE WE OR EVEN I DO THAT?!" Daniel practically screamed, "I wrestle them while you get the cutie marks?! WE'RE OUT NUMBERED!" "Oooh man." Spike groaned "Spike don't be that way, there has to be way I just know it!" Daniel said to Spike to cheer him up "Um, did you forget about me?" Daniel then got a look of shock. "M-M-M-M-M-Ma-MANKIND?!" Daniel shouted out loud RED Text = Mankind All of a sudden Daniel started hearing Mankind's theme in his head. "Owwww, have mercy! Mankind my main man how's it goin'?" "Just came in to help, I heard you might need it." "Owww, you be right, but for now I can sense Pinkie Pie coming this way!" "I'll take care of her." "Well if you say so Cactus, but don't blame me if I find a knife in my stomach." "WHAT?!" "WHAT?!" "WHAT?!" Daniel then focused on Cactus Jack and transformed into the barbwire crazy lunatic holding a barbwire bat as well. Unknowingly though Spike saw him transform and the sight left Spike dazed. "That. Was. AWESOME!" Spike shouted quickly covering his mouth, "Oops!" Daniel? then turned to Spike. "Spike, go hide." Daniel? said to the drake Spike then ran underneath Daniel's bed and saw the door open to reveal Pinkie Pie. "Daniel, Twilight's called you!" Pinkie said before noticing Daniel, "Huh? Who are you?" "Your worst nightmare." Daniel? said Daniel? then charged at Pinkie slamming the barbwire bat down onto Pinkie's head. Pinkie then hit the floor hard and her mane had went flat. "Oh, shit." "I don't think Cactus should've done that!" "Hehehe." Pinkie? laughed creepily "Huh? What's going on?" Cactus said Pinkie? then got up with a look of a psycho killer. "FUCK! IT'S PINKAMENA!" "So, you like to attack innocent ponies eh?" Pinkamena said creepily as she got up an poped her neck back into place with the sound of bones poping going throughout the castle "Uuuh?" "Well." Pinkamena said before pulling a knife outta nowhere, "LETS SEE HOW YA LIKE DEALING WITH ME?!" "....." "....." "......." "Well we're fucked." Pinkamena the charged at Cactus only to be met with the Mandible Claw in her mouth and she dropped her knife. "Correction, we're not fucked." Pinkamena and Cactus then fell to the ground with cactus ontop of Pinkie, the paralyzing move making Pinkamena unable to get to her knife. Pinkamena bit hard on the fingers in her mouth, but all it did was nothing. Pinkamena then passed out and Cactus got off of her grabbing the nearby knife and throwing it out the window in the room into the nearby river. Cactus then dragged Pinkamena to the middle where he proceeded to pin her. "One!" "Two!" Pinkamena then kicked out and roleld under the bed to be met with a markless Spike. "Spike! What happened to you?!" Pinkamena said to the young drake "Oh it's aweful! He took away my equalness!" Spike said trying to lie so Pinkamena wouldn't take him to get equalized "Don't worry, once he's one of us we'll give you your equalness back." Pinkamena said reassuringly before getting out from under the bed However when she got out she was met with a double arm DDT. "GAH FUCK!" Pinkamena shouted as her head made contact with the floor Cactus then went for the pin only for Pinkamena to kick out. Pinkamena then pushed Cactus off of her and leg dropped him. "OWWW!" (Multicolored = all) Cactus then got up and as Pinkamena charged at him he picked her up and tossed her over him into the bed making it come crashing down. Spike, however, managed to get out just in time as he heard the bed frame shatter. "OH MY GOD!" Spike shouted (credit to those who get the game reference *wink*) "Aaggh!" Pinkamena cried in pain as she got up, "No wonder they call you the hardcore legend, my back's almost broken!" Cactus then went for the barbwire bat and tried to swing it at Pinkamena, only to be met with a buck to his stomach. However it didn't even phase him as he then grabbed Pinkamena and tossed her through the door to the outside hall. "Good thing this isn't an official match." After Pinkamena got up the two then proceeded to trade blows to each other as the then headed down the hall to the map. Meanwhile the rest of the Equal 6 and Starlight Glimmer waited patiently for Pinkie to bring Mick Foley to them for equalization. "Hmm. Pinkie should've been here by now." Twilight said "Uh does anypony else hear the sound?" Rarity said as the sound of grunts could be heard coming their way All of a sudden Cactus Jack and Pinkamena busted through the door and tackled each other to the ground. "WHAT THE?!" The Equal 5 and Starlight shouted in confussion Pinkamena then managed to get out of Cactus Jack's grasp and went over to her equal friends. "Guys! Equalize him quick! He's gone Cactus Jack and de-equalized Spike!" Pinkamena shouted Unknown to her Cactus Jack came up behind her turned her around and used the Mandible Claw on her. "Submit?! DO YOU SUBMIT?!" Cactus said like a madman, "COME ON TAP OUT!" All of a sudden Cactus felt something slam onto his back which made him get out of the Mandible Claw. Turns out Rainbow slammed a metal chair onto Cactus's back. Pinkamena then went over to her friends who embraced her tightly. "So this is Cactus Jack?" Rainbow said All of a sudden Cactus got up quickly hold a barbwire covered bat in his hands. "You're about to wish you hadn't messed with me!" Cactus Jack shouted before slamming the bat onto Rainbow's forehead knocking her out "RAINBOW!" The rest shouted in fear Cactus then ran and took out Starlight, Fluttershy, and Rarity leaving only AJ, Twilight, and Pinkamena still standing. "What are ya waiting for?!" Pinkamena shouted at Twilight, "EQUALIZE HIM DAMMIT!" Twilight then fired the equalization spell only for it to be destroyed by the bat upon contact leaving the three in shock. "What?! That's impossible!" Twilight shouted before she and Applejack got knocked out Then it was all down to Cactus and Pinkamena. Pinkamena then charged at him only to get double arm DDTed. And then as Pinkamena was down Cactus pinned her leaving Daniel to do the count. "Here is your winner! Cactus Jack!" Chapter 4: Mankind vs (Equal) TwilightSomething has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.Chapter 5: PM Pink and Spike Lesnar vs AJ and RDAuthor's Note Match Objective 1. Win by Pinfall or Submission Historical Bonus Objectives 1. Win the match with PINKIE at MODERATE or lower damage 2. Win the match in 2 minutes 3. Avoid using any finishers (in-ring) 4. Win by Pinfall with PINKIE pinning AJ Chapter 5: PM Pink and Spike Lesnar vs AJ and RD My Little Pony My Little- *record scratch* Everybody on the Ground Hit the ground and know your role Everybody on the Ground Hit the ground and know your role Everybody on the Ground Hit the ground and know your role Everybody on the Ground *during ending instumental different clips of of Daniel/Mick Foley, Mankind, Cactus Jack, Dude Love, PM Pink, and Spike Lesnar are shown beating up or getting beaten up by equalized ponies and or creatures and or Equal Twilight and Equal Starlight* (Nice intro idea, huh?) Ten weeks have passed since Daniel was captured, and not once did he show any signs of giving into being equalized. Everyday Daniel treated it like an I Quit match like Dude Love, Cactus Jack, and Mankind and every time he was asked if he would like to join, he treated it as their way of asking if he wanted to "Quit" and everyday he said no. Though over the past ten weeks he began to crack under the pressure. At times shouting, "I quit! I QuIt! I QUIT!" like Mankind did once on Heat. He knew today they would ask him again, and today he knew he would snap if he lasted any longer in that North Korean like prison of a room. He would finally go "I QUIT!", figuratively of course. The door to the room opened up and he walked outside to be met with RD and AJ still equalized. He knew the routine, follow them to the throne room, Twilight asks if he wants to join and usually he would say something like, "Up yours Twilight" or "Go to hell Twilight", but this time he would accept her offer. As he got out a weird boom caught the attention of the three. "Uuuh, who has T.N.T?" Daniel asked All of a sudden Spike came around the corner of the hallway at about seven inches taller thanDaniel and looked as buff as Brock Lesnar. Followed behind him was Pinkie but dressed as CM Punk and had her cutie mark back. "Whoa. Spike. When did you get buff?" Applejack asked Spike then pointed at Daniel and said, "Let. Him. Go." trying to sound as deep as he could get it. "No way." Rainbow said All of a sudden Rainbow and AJ charged at them only for Rainbow to get picked up and held above by Spike and AJ the same by Pinkie. "I think I know what's coming dog!" "Me too!" And with that Spike did a move Daniel knew all to familiar, the F-5, on RD and Pinkie did the G.T.S/Go To Sleep on AJ knocking the two out. "Thanks guys." Daniel said as he went over to them, "What do we do with RD and AJ?" "I know what to do with them." Spike said "What?" Daniel and Pinkie asked together "Pinkie, remember that thing we made together?" Spike said to the pink mare who sported obviously drawn on CM Punk style facial hair "Oh! Yeah, lets do that!" Pinkie said "Do what?!" Daniel asked a little aggravated Pinkie then whispered into Daniel's ear and a grin appeared on his face. Spike then picked up both RD and AJ and carried them off with Daniel and Pinkie close behind him. AJ and RD awoke to darkness as they rubbed their heads to make the headache in them go away. All of a sudden a light came on and the two found themselves in a empty wrestling arena. RD then saw that she was in the mat and AJ was on the outside, and before she could get up a bell rang. "The following contest is a no disqualification, falls count anywhere, tag-team match!" Daniels voice went through the arena speakers, "Introducing first AJ Applejack and RD Rainbow Dash!" "Wait! We're wrestling!?" AJ and RD said together in confusion Spike then came down the ramp that lead to the ring. "And introducing the first half of their opponents. From Parts Unknown, Spike Lesnaaar!" As soon as Spike got into the ring his music and titantron stopped. RD and AJ looked at Spike who had a look of not a beast, but to Daniel he just looked like Brock Lesnar in terms of muscle and clothing. "And his partner, from Parts Unknown, P M Pink!" After that Pinkie bounced from the ramp down to the ring where she stood on her back legs and shouted with her front legs up, "THE BEST PONY IN THE WORLD!" (#FLASH SENTRY IS BEST) After that her titantron and music ended and she went over to the ropes ready to be tagged if needed to be. "RD ya seen enough wrestling to know what to do?" AJ asked her partner "Of coarse, you?" RD asked "Only some." AJ said "I still can't get over the fact that AJ's accent is gone." "Me neither." And with that Daniel rang the bell to start the match. Daniel quickly went in the ring and went over to Spike and Pinkie. "Guys, since I'm gonna be the referee I'm gonna need one of you two to be over by the bell to ring it if you Spike or Pinkie makes a pin." Daniel said to the two, "Got it?" "Yes." the two said "Good." Daniel said before he moved out of the way of the two Spike and RD then charged at each other only for RD to spear Spike into the ground and attempt a pin. "1!" But Spike kicked out and Irish whipped RD into the turnbuckle next to Pinkie. "Pinkie, get me a guitar from under the ring!" Spike asked Pinkie "You got it!" Pinkie said as she reached underneath from the ring cape and pulled out a acoustic guitar "Hey! She can't do that!" AJ said to Daniel "Who do you think you are? WWE 13 Jerry "The King" Lawler? Of coarse she can! No disqualification means anything and everything is legal!" Daniel said "Which is why I love them!" "Especially if it's a falls count anywhere one!" "Owww, give me a no DQ tag-team match any day!" "Has Mick Foley ever told you that you alternate personalities are insane?" Meanwhile Pinkie passed the guitar to spike who slammed it over RD's head and made her bleed a little. "Jeesh! She bleeds easier than a WWE 13 character!" "And the match is only seconds in!" "You guys do realize that us talking to each other is practically the equivalent of JR, Jerry, Michael Cole, and Booker T's commentary right?" "Uhhhh?" "For the last time it's Mankind don't question it." "Nice impression of JR." "Thank you." "RD! Tag me!" AJ shouted to RD RD tried to get up only to get kicked in the gut by Spike who then tagged in Pinkie and went to the side of the ring. Pinkie then unloaded on RD only to get pushed away by an unknown force sending her back first into the mat. "CURSE YOU WWE 13 INVISIBLE WALL GLITCHES!" Pinkie shouted "And you thought I was crazy." Pinkie then got up and picked RD up from the turnbuckle and Irish whipped her over to the other turnbuckle across from them, however, when RD landed she tagged AJ in and escaped under the bottom rope. When AJ got in she wasted no time in going for the Lou Thesz Press making Pinkie dizzy. Waiting for her to get up AJ then did a Stone Cold Stunner on her. "AH!" "THE STUNNER! THE STUNNER!" When Pinkie landed back on the mat AJ went for the pin "1! 2!" But somehow Pinkie kicked out leaving Daniel and AJ shocked. "WHAT?!" "HOW IN THE HELL DID SHE KICK OUT?!" "HOW IN THE HAY DID YOU KICK OUT OF A STONE COLD STUNNER?!" AJ asked Pinkie "Well, DUH! Historical Bonus objective number one says win the match with Pinkie at moderate or lower damage! Plus I was just tagged in!" Pinkie said "Again. You thought, I WAS CRAZY?!" "And now for my signature!" Pinkie said she then did a German Suplex on AJ and went for a pin, "Spike! Get to the bell!" Spike, who was currently beating up on Rainbow Dash, stopped and went over to the bell as Daniel did the count. "Here is your winners, Spike Lesnaar and P M Pink!" Chapter 6: Daniel vs (Equal) TwilightSomething has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.Chapter 2: The Following Chapter is Scheduled for One Fall! First Entering Ponyville, weighing in at 230 lbs, from Knoxville, Tennessee, Daniellll Arrrrnollllld!As Daniel walked into town he noticed how everthing looked the same almost. He started to get a creepy vibe when he noticed everyone was an alicorn though, and then he felt maximum creepiness when this happened. "Welcome." Lyra said "Welcome." Derpy added "Welllcommme." said Diamond Tiara "I've got a really bad feeling about this." Daniel said "Ah just smash those looks off of them with a barbwire bat!" "GAH!" Daniel shouted at Fluttershy levels of quiet as he stopped in his tracks, "Who said that?!" GREEN text = Cactus Jack "Why it's me! Cactus Jack you know! You other persona!" "Ooow, have mercy! I didn't see that coming! I thought I'd get to him first!" VIOLET text = Dude Love "Dude Love?! You too?!" Daniel said, "Can one of you or someone else tell me what's going on here?!" "I honestly don't know." "Ooow, sorry Daniel, but i don't either." "Now what am I gonna do?!" Daniel said, "Wait. Is my costume linked into your looks?" "Dog I don't know, but this is a displacement story so anything can happen." "True." Daniel said, "So that means if I need to look like one of you I just have to focus and I'll look like you?" "I think there's more to it than that, but I'll leave the thinking to Dude Love." "Have mercy, being voices inside a head rocks sometimes!" Now I'm starting to wonder how Mick Foley's head functions now during a match. thought Daniel "Uh oh. Don't look now guys, but it's the equalized Mane 6!" Daniel said out loud "Welcome Mick Foley." Twilight said with a smile just as creepy as the others "Mick Foley? I'm just dressed as him, the name's Daniel Arnold." Daniel said "Well either way, welcome, my name is Twilight Sparkle and these are my friends Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and the one who showed me the truth Starlight Glimmer." Twilight said pointing to each individual pony "OOOOOW! PAIN DOG!" "Dude Love?! A-are you alright?!" RD colored text = Daniel or Daniel talking to a Mick Foley persona in his head "Dog I can hear the pain in these ponies! These ponies are trapped inside their bodies and we need to free them!" "Um, I think that would be quite obvious." "Hey, I hope you don't mind, but do you mind that you channel me and let me take on one of them?" "Maybe later when one of them is alone." "Um, high there." Daniel said to the Equal 6 and Starlight Daniel then let out a yawn and rubbed his eyes. "Man I'm tired." Daniel said with a bit of a yawn "It must've been a long journey for you, please come with me, you can stay with me until we can find you some proper living arrangements." Twilight said as the group head towards the direction of the castle, "Oh, and welcome to Ponyville, the equal capital." Daniel then followed the group to the castle where they showed him to a spare room, and just like that when he laid his head down he went to sleep. Daniel then woke up to find himself in WWE's old WWF RAW is WAR arena and sitting on a couch. "Uh, where the hell am I?" Daniel said All of sudden the titantron came on. All of a sudden Dude Love came down to the ring and took a seat on the other couch right next to Daniel's. "Dude love?! What the hell is going on?!" Daniel said Suddenly the titantron came back to life. And just like that Cactus Jack came down to the ring with a barbwire bat in his hands. When he got in the ring he sat down next to Dude Love and placed the bat in between his legs. "Cactus Jack too?!" Daniel said in shock, "What in the hell is going on?!" "Relax man!" Dude Love said "Yeah it's all just a dream anyway!" Cactus Jack added "Oh." Daniel said "Dude listen, ya gotta let Dude Love take control for a bit when ya wake up." Dude Love said to Daniel "Why?" Daniel asked "Ooow, I can sense the dismay in the ponies, they've been tricked into false beliefs that equality is a good thing." Dude love said "So what do you want me to do about it?" Daniel asked Cactus Jack then picked up his barb wire bat and went over to Daniel. "Let us take care of this, for now." Cactus Jack said, "Now. WAKE UP!" Cactus Jack then hit Daniel in the face with the barbwire bat and the force was enough to wake him up. Daniel then focused on Dude Love and just like that in a bright flash he looked like him. "Ooow, have mercy!" Daniel said All of a sudden the door to his room opened up to sow Spike. "Hi there!" Spike said as he entered the room, "You must be Mick Foley, Twilight sent me to come get you!" "Ooow have mercy! You be a dragon?" Daniel asked as he got off the bed "Indeed I am, but I'm equal with everypony because of this!" Spike said as he pointed at his cutie mark, "Oh my name's Spike by the way!" Daniel/Dude Love then went over to Spike and knelled down to him. "Spike, please forgive the Dude for what he's about to do." Daniel said to Spike as he grabbed his sides "Uhhh?" All of a sudden Daniel picked him up quickly and got up tossing him to the other side of the room and into a bookpile causing them to fall onto Spike. "Uuuh, where in the hell did the bell come from?!" "You get used to it." "Ooh, what did you do that for?" Spike asked a little confussed All of a sudden Daniel dragged him out of the pile and threw him to the middle of the room and pinned him. And inside Daniel's head Cactus Jack did the count down. "Ooow! It's over baby!" Daniel/Dude Love said "Here is your winner, Duuude Loooove!"
Chapter 1: The Usual Beginning to a Displacement Story. Ooooow have mercy!Author's Note Just before you ask, Daniel's character, as well as his backstory, will be one that will be explained as this goes on. Chapter 1: The Usual Beginning to a Displacement Story. Ooooow have mercy! "Alright! TF2's up and running!" Said a fifteen year old 230 pound man This is Daniel Arnold, a huge fan of WWE icon and hardcore legend Mick Foley. On his computer he logged into steam and then TF2 under the name, Mick_FoalyFan7801. Oh! And he was also a fan of My Little Pony: FIM. Later after spending at least ten hours on TF2-Daniel then looked at the reader. "It's the only game I play besides WWE 13 on PS3!" Daniel said a little annoyed and then went back to his computer After another hour he logged off and went into his music folder on his desktop where he clicked on the song "Bang Bang". The result was this: After clicking on the song he went into Google Chrome and into Google to find out if Comic Con was coming soon. Instead he found out that something called Fanboy Expo was coimg to his hometown of Knoxville. "Oh hell yes." Daniel said in excitement, "Finally can go to a convention! My first one! And I might as well go as Mick Foley as well while I'm at it." Soon the convention arrived just like that and Daniel dressed as Mick Foley headed in. There was only one problem. "Oh, crap. I don't have the red and black button up Mick Foley wears. Great now I just look like Cactus Jack." Daniel said a little annoyed "Maybe I could help stranger." said a voice to Daniel's left Daniel then looked to see a person dressed like the merchant from Resident Evil 4. "The only reason why I know that is because I've seen enough Resident Evil 4 lets plays." Daniel said to the reader before switching back to the merchant "Your Mick Foley costume looks incomplete." The Merchant said "Ugh. I know." Daniel groaned "Luckily for you I happen to have it." The Merchant said presenting said button up shirt "Don't worry about the sleeves, I wouldn't mind if ya ripped them off." The Merchant added "How much?" Daniel asked "Two dollars." The Merchant said "Sweet!." Daniel said as he got out two dollars and handed them to the Merchant "Pleasure doing business." he said Daniel then put the flannel shirt on and ripped the sleeves clean off giving him almost the full look of Mick Foley. Stupid fifteen year old body not giving me his beard and mustache combo. Daniel thought, I mean my body will let me have the hair, but nope my stupid body won't let me complete it. All of a sudden though he started feeling funny, however before he could even utter a breath he passed out and all he saw before blacking out was a blinding light. With a bit of a groan Daniel woke up to see a clear, somewhat, sky and felt grass beneath him. "Ugh." Daniel groaned, "What happened?" Daniel then got up and looked at his surroundings. He appeared to be in some kind of forest like area and next to him was a lake of sorts. "Jeesh. Boy if I hadn't woke up here I would've drowned for sure." Daniel said, "Well now that that's over I need to find a way out of here." Daniel then noticed that a trail was right beside him as well and just like that he went on it deeper into the forest. However if he had the patience to stop and look at himself he would've noticed an all too familiar beard and mustache combo around his mouth area. Meanwhile in the city far beyond the woods... A flag of equality waved through the breeze, houses looked the same in color and design, a lone colorless, somewhat, castle stood at the end of them all with a flag bearing only a equal mark. Though one thing stood out among everything. Every pony almost looked the same, kinda like this: One thing that differed from everyone though was colors, and mane and tails, kinda, but one thing that would surprise the average pony and was off putting though was the fact that everyone was an alicorn. Throughout the streets alicorns were the dominant race, not a single unicorn, earth pony, or pegasus to be found. In the previously mentioned castle six equal like alicorns were looking at a holographic map that showcased the map of Equestria with equal signs almost everywhere indicating almost everything had become equal. "Hello my equal friends!" Coming into the room was the mare Starlight Glimmer, the mare who started it all. The one who showed the now Elements of Equality the way of sameness who now herself was equal. "Hello Starlight!" the Equal six said together "How's the map looking?" Starlight asked "Great!" Twilight replied, "Almost all of Equestria has been liberated from the false belief of Cutie Marks being a good thing!" "Twilight I can never thank you enough for all you're doing. I truly never expected that my idea of sameness would travel from just Our Town to now almost all of Equestria." Starlight said "It was the most I could do for my new friend." Twilight said All of a sudden on the map a video started playing on the map startling the Equal 6 and Starlight. The video then floated up high to reveal a weird creature coming out of the Everfree Forest entrance and doing a scan on it which bewildered the group. Creature: Human Name: Mick Foley other Names: Dude Love, Cactus Jack, Mankind Occupation: WWE Legendary ex-wrestler Weapon: Mr. Socko Conclusion: THREAT TO EQUAIZATION! EQUALIZE IMMEDIATELY! Meanwhile Daniel had just made it out of the Everfree Forest and looked at his surroundings. "Okay." Daniel said taking a breath, "I'm in Equestria." ................................................ "Okay lesson learned. NEVER buy an item from someone dressed as the merchant!" Daniel yelled ............................................... "What?" Daniel said to the reader, "Did you expect me to go crazy? Hell no! I'm supposed to be Mick Foley for this fan fiction, not Ben 10 after getting the omnitrix!"
Chapter 3: Cactus Jack vs PinkamenaDaniel then got back in control and got off of Spike who turned back to normal with the equal mark disappearing. "Ugh. What happened?" Spike said as he got off the floor All of a sudden the memories came back to him. He then turned around to Daniel who was rubbing his arms. "You-you've saved me." Spike said "Well if I didn't do it nobody would've." Daniel said "Listen, the others are still under that freaky mind control! We need to help them out of it!" Spike said "No offense Spike, BUT HOW IN THE NAME OF SANITY DO YOU PURPOSE WE OR EVEN I DO THAT?!" Daniel practically screamed, "I wrestle them while you get the cutie marks?! WE'RE OUT NUMBERED!" "Oooh man." Spike groaned "Spike don't be that way, there has to be way I just know it!" Daniel said to Spike to cheer him up "Um, did you forget about me?" Daniel then got a look of shock. "M-M-M-M-M-Ma-MANKIND?!" Daniel shouted out loud RED Text = Mankind All of a sudden Daniel started hearing Mankind's theme in his head. "Owwww, have mercy! Mankind my main man how's it goin'?" "Just came in to help, I heard you might need it." "Owww, you be right, but for now I can sense Pinkie Pie coming this way!" "I'll take care of her." "Well if you say so Cactus, but don't blame me if I find a knife in my stomach." "WHAT?!" "WHAT?!" "WHAT?!" Daniel then focused on Cactus Jack and transformed into the barbwire crazy lunatic holding a barbwire bat as well. Unknowingly though Spike saw him transform and the sight left Spike dazed. "That. Was. AWESOME!" Spike shouted quickly covering his mouth, "Oops!" Daniel? then turned to Spike. "Spike, go hide." Daniel? said to the drake Spike then ran underneath Daniel's bed and saw the door open to reveal Pinkie Pie. "Daniel, Twilight's called you!" Pinkie said before noticing Daniel, "Huh? Who are you?" "Your worst nightmare." Daniel? said Daniel? then charged at Pinkie slamming the barbwire bat down onto Pinkie's head. Pinkie then hit the floor hard and her mane had went flat. "Oh, shit." "I don't think Cactus should've done that!" "Hehehe." Pinkie? laughed creepily "Huh? What's going on?" Cactus said Pinkie? then got up with a look of a psycho killer. "FUCK! IT'S PINKAMENA!" "So, you like to attack innocent ponies eh?" Pinkamena said creepily as she got up an poped her neck back into place with the sound of bones poping going throughout the castle "Uuuh?" "Well." Pinkamena said before pulling a knife outta nowhere, "LETS SEE HOW YA LIKE DEALING WITH ME?!" "....." "....." "......." "Well we're fucked." Pinkamena the charged at Cactus only to be met with the Mandible Claw in her mouth and she dropped her knife. "Correction, we're not fucked." Pinkamena and Cactus then fell to the ground with cactus ontop of Pinkie, the paralyzing move making Pinkamena unable to get to her knife. Pinkamena bit hard on the fingers in her mouth, but all it did was nothing. Pinkamena then passed out and Cactus got off of her grabbing the nearby knife and throwing it out the window in the room into the nearby river. Cactus then dragged Pinkamena to the middle where he proceeded to pin her. "One!" "Two!" Pinkamena then kicked out and roleld under the bed to be met with a markless Spike. "Spike! What happened to you?!" Pinkamena said to the young drake "Oh it's aweful! He took away my equalness!" Spike said trying to lie so Pinkamena wouldn't take him to get equalized "Don't worry, once he's one of us we'll give you your equalness back." Pinkamena said reassuringly before getting out from under the bed However when she got out she was met with a double arm DDT. "GAH FUCK!" Pinkamena shouted as her head made contact with the floor Cactus then went for the pin only for Pinkamena to kick out. Pinkamena then pushed Cactus off of her and leg dropped him. "OWWW!" (Multicolored = all) Cactus then got up and as Pinkamena charged at him he picked her up and tossed her over him into the bed making it come crashing down. Spike, however, managed to get out just in time as he heard the bed frame shatter. "OH MY GOD!" Spike shouted (credit to those who get the game reference *wink*) "Aaggh!" Pinkamena cried in pain as she got up, "No wonder they call you the hardcore legend, my back's almost broken!" Cactus then went for the barbwire bat and tried to swing it at Pinkamena, only to be met with a buck to his stomach. However it didn't even phase him as he then grabbed Pinkamena and tossed her through the door to the outside hall. "Good thing this isn't an official match." After Pinkamena got up the two then proceeded to trade blows to each other as the then headed down the hall to the map. Meanwhile the rest of the Equal 6 and Starlight Glimmer waited patiently for Pinkie to bring Mick Foley to them for equalization. "Hmm. Pinkie should've been here by now." Twilight said "Uh does anypony else hear the sound?" Rarity said as the sound of grunts could be heard coming their way All of a sudden Cactus Jack and Pinkamena busted through the door and tackled each other to the ground. "WHAT THE?!" The Equal 5 and Starlight shouted in confussion Pinkamena then managed to get out of Cactus Jack's grasp and went over to her equal friends. "Guys! Equalize him quick! He's gone Cactus Jack and de-equalized Spike!" Pinkamena shouted Unknown to her Cactus Jack came up behind her turned her around and used the Mandible Claw on her. "Submit?! DO YOU SUBMIT?!" Cactus said like a madman, "COME ON TAP OUT!" All of a sudden Cactus felt something slam onto his back which made him get out of the Mandible Claw. Turns out Rainbow slammed a metal chair onto Cactus's back. Pinkamena then went over to her friends who embraced her tightly. "So this is Cactus Jack?" Rainbow said All of a sudden Cactus got up quickly hold a barbwire covered bat in his hands. "You're about to wish you hadn't messed with me!" Cactus Jack shouted before slamming the bat onto Rainbow's forehead knocking her out "RAINBOW!" The rest shouted in fear Cactus then ran and took out Starlight, Fluttershy, and Rarity leaving only AJ, Twilight, and Pinkamena still standing. "What are ya waiting for?!" Pinkamena shouted at Twilight, "EQUALIZE HIM DAMMIT!" Twilight then fired the equalization spell only for it to be destroyed by the bat upon contact leaving the three in shock. "What?! That's impossible!" Twilight shouted before she and Applejack got knocked out Then it was all down to Cactus and Pinkamena. Pinkamena then charged at him only to get double arm DDTed. And then as Pinkamena was down Cactus pinned her leaving Daniel to do the count. "Here is your winner! Cactus Jack!"
Chapter 4: Mankind vs (Equal) TwilightSomething has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.
Chapter 5: PM Pink and Spike Lesnar vs AJ and RDAuthor's Note Match Objective 1. Win by Pinfall or Submission Historical Bonus Objectives 1. Win the match with PINKIE at MODERATE or lower damage 2. Win the match in 2 minutes 3. Avoid using any finishers (in-ring) 4. Win by Pinfall with PINKIE pinning AJ Chapter 5: PM Pink and Spike Lesnar vs AJ and RD My Little Pony My Little- *record scratch* Everybody on the Ground Hit the ground and know your role Everybody on the Ground Hit the ground and know your role Everybody on the Ground Hit the ground and know your role Everybody on the Ground *during ending instumental different clips of of Daniel/Mick Foley, Mankind, Cactus Jack, Dude Love, PM Pink, and Spike Lesnar are shown beating up or getting beaten up by equalized ponies and or creatures and or Equal Twilight and Equal Starlight* (Nice intro idea, huh?) Ten weeks have passed since Daniel was captured, and not once did he show any signs of giving into being equalized. Everyday Daniel treated it like an I Quit match like Dude Love, Cactus Jack, and Mankind and every time he was asked if he would like to join, he treated it as their way of asking if he wanted to "Quit" and everyday he said no. Though over the past ten weeks he began to crack under the pressure. At times shouting, "I quit! I QuIt! I QUIT!" like Mankind did once on Heat. He knew today they would ask him again, and today he knew he would snap if he lasted any longer in that North Korean like prison of a room. He would finally go "I QUIT!", figuratively of course. The door to the room opened up and he walked outside to be met with RD and AJ still equalized. He knew the routine, follow them to the throne room, Twilight asks if he wants to join and usually he would say something like, "Up yours Twilight" or "Go to hell Twilight", but this time he would accept her offer. As he got out a weird boom caught the attention of the three. "Uuuh, who has T.N.T?" Daniel asked All of a sudden Spike came around the corner of the hallway at about seven inches taller thanDaniel and looked as buff as Brock Lesnar. Followed behind him was Pinkie but dressed as CM Punk and had her cutie mark back. "Whoa. Spike. When did you get buff?" Applejack asked Spike then pointed at Daniel and said, "Let. Him. Go." trying to sound as deep as he could get it. "No way." Rainbow said All of a sudden Rainbow and AJ charged at them only for Rainbow to get picked up and held above by Spike and AJ the same by Pinkie. "I think I know what's coming dog!" "Me too!" And with that Spike did a move Daniel knew all to familiar, the F-5, on RD and Pinkie did the G.T.S/Go To Sleep on AJ knocking the two out. "Thanks guys." Daniel said as he went over to them, "What do we do with RD and AJ?" "I know what to do with them." Spike said "What?" Daniel and Pinkie asked together "Pinkie, remember that thing we made together?" Spike said to the pink mare who sported obviously drawn on CM Punk style facial hair "Oh! Yeah, lets do that!" Pinkie said "Do what?!" Daniel asked a little aggravated Pinkie then whispered into Daniel's ear and a grin appeared on his face. Spike then picked up both RD and AJ and carried them off with Daniel and Pinkie close behind him. AJ and RD awoke to darkness as they rubbed their heads to make the headache in them go away. All of a sudden a light came on and the two found themselves in a empty wrestling arena. RD then saw that she was in the mat and AJ was on the outside, and before she could get up a bell rang. "The following contest is a no disqualification, falls count anywhere, tag-team match!" Daniels voice went through the arena speakers, "Introducing first AJ Applejack and RD Rainbow Dash!" "Wait! We're wrestling!?" AJ and RD said together in confusion Spike then came down the ramp that lead to the ring. "And introducing the first half of their opponents. From Parts Unknown, Spike Lesnaaar!" As soon as Spike got into the ring his music and titantron stopped. RD and AJ looked at Spike who had a look of not a beast, but to Daniel he just looked like Brock Lesnar in terms of muscle and clothing. "And his partner, from Parts Unknown, P M Pink!" After that Pinkie bounced from the ramp down to the ring where she stood on her back legs and shouted with her front legs up, "THE BEST PONY IN THE WORLD!" (#FLASH SENTRY IS BEST) After that her titantron and music ended and she went over to the ropes ready to be tagged if needed to be. "RD ya seen enough wrestling to know what to do?" AJ asked her partner "Of coarse, you?" RD asked "Only some." AJ said "I still can't get over the fact that AJ's accent is gone." "Me neither." And with that Daniel rang the bell to start the match. Daniel quickly went in the ring and went over to Spike and Pinkie. "Guys, since I'm gonna be the referee I'm gonna need one of you two to be over by the bell to ring it if you Spike or Pinkie makes a pin." Daniel said to the two, "Got it?" "Yes." the two said "Good." Daniel said before he moved out of the way of the two Spike and RD then charged at each other only for RD to spear Spike into the ground and attempt a pin. "1!" But Spike kicked out and Irish whipped RD into the turnbuckle next to Pinkie. "Pinkie, get me a guitar from under the ring!" Spike asked Pinkie "You got it!" Pinkie said as she reached underneath from the ring cape and pulled out a acoustic guitar "Hey! She can't do that!" AJ said to Daniel "Who do you think you are? WWE 13 Jerry "The King" Lawler? Of coarse she can! No disqualification means anything and everything is legal!" Daniel said "Which is why I love them!" "Especially if it's a falls count anywhere one!" "Owww, give me a no DQ tag-team match any day!" "Has Mick Foley ever told you that you alternate personalities are insane?" Meanwhile Pinkie passed the guitar to spike who slammed it over RD's head and made her bleed a little. "Jeesh! She bleeds easier than a WWE 13 character!" "And the match is only seconds in!" "You guys do realize that us talking to each other is practically the equivalent of JR, Jerry, Michael Cole, and Booker T's commentary right?" "Uhhhh?" "For the last time it's Mankind don't question it." "Nice impression of JR." "Thank you." "RD! Tag me!" AJ shouted to RD RD tried to get up only to get kicked in the gut by Spike who then tagged in Pinkie and went to the side of the ring. Pinkie then unloaded on RD only to get pushed away by an unknown force sending her back first into the mat. "CURSE YOU WWE 13 INVISIBLE WALL GLITCHES!" Pinkie shouted "And you thought I was crazy." Pinkie then got up and picked RD up from the turnbuckle and Irish whipped her over to the other turnbuckle across from them, however, when RD landed she tagged AJ in and escaped under the bottom rope. When AJ got in she wasted no time in going for the Lou Thesz Press making Pinkie dizzy. Waiting for her to get up AJ then did a Stone Cold Stunner on her. "AH!" "THE STUNNER! THE STUNNER!" When Pinkie landed back on the mat AJ went for the pin "1! 2!" But somehow Pinkie kicked out leaving Daniel and AJ shocked. "WHAT?!" "HOW IN THE HELL DID SHE KICK OUT?!" "HOW IN THE HAY DID YOU KICK OUT OF A STONE COLD STUNNER?!" AJ asked Pinkie "Well, DUH! Historical Bonus objective number one says win the match with Pinkie at moderate or lower damage! Plus I was just tagged in!" Pinkie said "Again. You thought, I WAS CRAZY?!" "And now for my signature!" Pinkie said she then did a German Suplex on AJ and went for a pin, "Spike! Get to the bell!" Spike, who was currently beating up on Rainbow Dash, stopped and went over to the bell as Daniel did the count. "Here is your winners, Spike Lesnaar and P M Pink!"
Chapter 6: Daniel vs (Equal) TwilightSomething has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.
Chapter 2: The Following Chapter is Scheduled for One Fall! First Entering Ponyville, weighing in at 230 lbs, from Knoxville, Tennessee, Daniellll Arrrrnollllld!As Daniel walked into town he noticed how everthing looked the same almost. He started to get a creepy vibe when he noticed everyone was an alicorn though, and then he felt maximum creepiness when this happened. "Welcome." Lyra said "Welcome." Derpy added "Welllcommme." said Diamond Tiara "I've got a really bad feeling about this." Daniel said "Ah just smash those looks off of them with a barbwire bat!" "GAH!" Daniel shouted at Fluttershy levels of quiet as he stopped in his tracks, "Who said that?!" GREEN text = Cactus Jack "Why it's me! Cactus Jack you know! You other persona!" "Ooow, have mercy! I didn't see that coming! I thought I'd get to him first!" VIOLET text = Dude Love "Dude Love?! You too?!" Daniel said, "Can one of you or someone else tell me what's going on here?!" "I honestly don't know." "Ooow, sorry Daniel, but i don't either." "Now what am I gonna do?!" Daniel said, "Wait. Is my costume linked into your looks?" "Dog I don't know, but this is a displacement story so anything can happen." "True." Daniel said, "So that means if I need to look like one of you I just have to focus and I'll look like you?" "I think there's more to it than that, but I'll leave the thinking to Dude Love." "Have mercy, being voices inside a head rocks sometimes!" Now I'm starting to wonder how Mick Foley's head functions now during a match. thought Daniel "Uh oh. Don't look now guys, but it's the equalized Mane 6!" Daniel said out loud "Welcome Mick Foley." Twilight said with a smile just as creepy as the others "Mick Foley? I'm just dressed as him, the name's Daniel Arnold." Daniel said "Well either way, welcome, my name is Twilight Sparkle and these are my friends Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and the one who showed me the truth Starlight Glimmer." Twilight said pointing to each individual pony "OOOOOW! PAIN DOG!" "Dude Love?! A-are you alright?!" RD colored text = Daniel or Daniel talking to a Mick Foley persona in his head "Dog I can hear the pain in these ponies! These ponies are trapped inside their bodies and we need to free them!" "Um, I think that would be quite obvious." "Hey, I hope you don't mind, but do you mind that you channel me and let me take on one of them?" "Maybe later when one of them is alone." "Um, high there." Daniel said to the Equal 6 and Starlight Daniel then let out a yawn and rubbed his eyes. "Man I'm tired." Daniel said with a bit of a yawn "It must've been a long journey for you, please come with me, you can stay with me until we can find you some proper living arrangements." Twilight said as the group head towards the direction of the castle, "Oh, and welcome to Ponyville, the equal capital." Daniel then followed the group to the castle where they showed him to a spare room, and just like that when he laid his head down he went to sleep. Daniel then woke up to find himself in WWE's old WWF RAW is WAR arena and sitting on a couch. "Uh, where the hell am I?" Daniel said All of sudden the titantron came on. All of a sudden Dude Love came down to the ring and took a seat on the other couch right next to Daniel's. "Dude love?! What the hell is going on?!" Daniel said Suddenly the titantron came back to life. And just like that Cactus Jack came down to the ring with a barbwire bat in his hands. When he got in the ring he sat down next to Dude Love and placed the bat in between his legs. "Cactus Jack too?!" Daniel said in shock, "What in the hell is going on?!" "Relax man!" Dude Love said "Yeah it's all just a dream anyway!" Cactus Jack added "Oh." Daniel said "Dude listen, ya gotta let Dude Love take control for a bit when ya wake up." Dude Love said to Daniel "Why?" Daniel asked "Ooow, I can sense the dismay in the ponies, they've been tricked into false beliefs that equality is a good thing." Dude love said "So what do you want me to do about it?" Daniel asked Cactus Jack then picked up his barb wire bat and went over to Daniel. "Let us take care of this, for now." Cactus Jack said, "Now. WAKE UP!" Cactus Jack then hit Daniel in the face with the barbwire bat and the force was enough to wake him up. Daniel then focused on Dude Love and just like that in a bright flash he looked like him. "Ooow, have mercy!" Daniel said All of a sudden the door to his room opened up to sow Spike. "Hi there!" Spike said as he entered the room, "You must be Mick Foley, Twilight sent me to come get you!" "Ooow have mercy! You be a dragon?" Daniel asked as he got off the bed "Indeed I am, but I'm equal with everypony because of this!" Spike said as he pointed at his cutie mark, "Oh my name's Spike by the way!" Daniel/Dude Love then went over to Spike and knelled down to him. "Spike, please forgive the Dude for what he's about to do." Daniel said to Spike as he grabbed his sides "Uhhh?" All of a sudden Daniel picked him up quickly and got up tossing him to the other side of the room and into a bookpile causing them to fall onto Spike. "Uuuh, where in the hell did the bell come from?!" "You get used to it." "Ooh, what did you do that for?" Spike asked a little confussed All of a sudden Daniel dragged him out of the pile and threw him to the middle of the room and pinned him. And inside Daniel's head Cactus Jack did the count down. "Ooow! It's over baby!" Daniel/Dude Love said "Here is your winner, Duuude Loooove!"
