Author's Note

Match Objective

1. Win by Pinfall or Submission

Historical Bonus Objectives
1. Win the match with PINKIE at MODERATE or
lower damage
2. Win the match in 2 minutes
3. Avoid using any finishers (in-ring)
4. Win by Pinfall with PINKIE pinning AJ

Chapter 5: PM Pink and Spike Lesnar vs AJ and RD

My Little Pony
My Little-

*record scratch*

Everybody on the Ground
Hit the ground and know your role
Everybody on the Ground
Hit the ground and know your role
Everybody on the Ground
Hit the ground and know your role
Everybody on the Ground

*during ending instumental different clips of of Daniel/Mick Foley, Mankind, Cactus Jack, Dude Love, PM Pink, and Spike Lesnar are shown beating up or getting beaten up by equalized ponies and or creatures and or Equal Twilight and Equal Starlight*

(Nice intro idea, huh?)

Ten weeks have passed since Daniel was captured, and not once did he show any signs of giving into being equalized. Everyday Daniel treated it like an I Quit match like Dude Love, Cactus Jack, and Mankind and every time he was asked if he would like to join, he treated it as their way of asking if he wanted to "Quit" and everyday he said no. Though over the past ten weeks he began to crack under the pressure. At times shouting, "I quit! I QuIt! I QUIT!" like Mankind did once on Heat. He knew today they would ask him again, and today he knew he would snap if he lasted any longer in that North Korean like prison of a room. He would finally go "I QUIT!", figuratively of course.

The door to the room opened up and he walked outside to be met with RD and AJ still equalized. He knew the routine, follow them to the throne room, Twilight asks if he wants to join and usually he would say something like, "Up yours Twilight" or "Go to hell Twilight", but this time he would accept her offer. As he got out a weird boom caught the attention of the three.

"Uuuh, who has T.N.T?" Daniel asked

All of a sudden Spike came around the corner of the hallway at about seven inches taller thanDaniel and looked as buff as Brock Lesnar. Followed behind him was Pinkie but dressed as CM Punk and had her cutie mark back.

"Whoa. Spike. When did you get buff?" Applejack asked

Spike then pointed at Daniel and said, "Let. Him. Go." trying to sound as deep as he could get it.

"No way." Rainbow said

All of a sudden Rainbow and AJ charged at them only for Rainbow to get picked up and held above by Spike and AJ the same by Pinkie.

"I think I know what's coming dog!"

"Me too!"

And with that Spike did a move Daniel knew all to familiar, the F-5, on RD and Pinkie did the G.T.S/Go To Sleep on AJ knocking the two out.

"Thanks guys." Daniel said as he went over to them, "What do we do with RD and AJ?"

"I know what to do with them." Spike said

"What?" Daniel and Pinkie asked together

"Pinkie, remember that thing we made together?" Spike said to the pink mare who sported obviously drawn on CM Punk style facial hair

"Oh! Yeah, lets do that!" Pinkie said

"Do what?!" Daniel asked a little aggravated

Pinkie then whispered into Daniel's ear and a grin appeared on his face. Spike then picked up both RD and AJ and carried them off with Daniel and Pinkie close behind him.

AJ and RD awoke to darkness as they rubbed their heads to make the headache in them go away. All of a sudden a light came on and the two found themselves in a empty wrestling arena.

RD then saw that she was in the mat and AJ was on the outside, and before she could get up a bell rang.

"The following contest is a no disqualification, falls count anywhere, tag-team match!" Daniels voice went through the arena speakers, "Introducing first AJ Applejack and RD Rainbow Dash!"

"Wait! We're wrestling!?" AJ and RD said together in confusion

Spike then came down the ramp that lead to the ring.

"And introducing the first half of their opponents. From Parts Unknown, Spike Lesnaaar!"

As soon as Spike got into the ring his music and titantron stopped. RD and AJ looked at Spike who had a look of not a beast, but to Daniel he just looked like Brock Lesnar in terms of muscle and clothing.

"And his partner, from Parts Unknown, P M Pink!"

After that Pinkie bounced from the ramp down to the ring where she stood on her back legs and shouted with her front legs up, "THE BEST PONY IN THE WORLD!" (#FLASH SENTRY IS BEST) After that her titantron and music ended and she went over to the ropes ready to be tagged if needed to be.

"RD ya seen enough wrestling to know what to do?" AJ asked her partner

"Of coarse, you?" RD asked

"Only some." AJ said

"I still can't get over the fact that AJ's accent is gone."

"Me neither."

And with that Daniel rang the bell to start the match.

Daniel quickly went in the ring and went over to Spike and Pinkie.

"Guys, since I'm gonna be the referee I'm gonna need one of you two to be over by the bell to ring it if you Spike or Pinkie makes a pin." Daniel said to the two, "Got it?"

"Yes." the two said

"Good." Daniel said before he moved out of the way of the two

Spike and RD then charged at each other only for RD to spear Spike into the ground and attempt a pin.

"1!"

But Spike kicked out and Irish whipped RD into the turnbuckle next to Pinkie.

"Pinkie, get me a guitar from under the ring!" Spike asked Pinkie

"You got it!" Pinkie said as she reached underneath from the ring cape and pulled out a acoustic guitar

"Hey! She can't do that!" AJ said to Daniel

"Who do you think you are? WWE 13 Jerry "The King" Lawler? Of coarse she can! No disqualification means anything and everything is legal!" Daniel said

"Which is why I love them!"

"Especially if it's a falls count anywhere one!"

"Owww, give me a no DQ tag-team match any day!"

"Has Mick Foley ever told you that you alternate personalities are insane?"

Meanwhile Pinkie passed the guitar to spike who slammed it over RD's head and made her bleed a little.

"Jeesh! She bleeds easier than a WWE 13 character!"

"And the match is only seconds in!"

"You guys do realize that us talking to each other is practically the equivalent of JR, Jerry, Michael Cole, and Booker T's commentary right?"

"Uhhhh?"

"For the last time it's Mankind don't question it."

"Nice impression of JR."

"Thank you."

"RD! Tag me!" AJ shouted to RD

RD tried to get up only to get kicked in the gut by Spike who then tagged in Pinkie and went to the side of the ring. Pinkie then unloaded on RD only to get pushed away by an unknown force sending her back first into the mat.

"CURSE YOU WWE 13 INVISIBLE WALL GLITCHES!" Pinkie shouted

"And you thought I was crazy."

Pinkie then got up and picked RD up from the turnbuckle and Irish whipped her over to the other turnbuckle across from them, however, when RD landed she tagged AJ in and escaped under the bottom rope. When AJ got in she wasted no time in going for the Lou Thesz Press making Pinkie dizzy. Waiting for her to get up AJ then did a Stone Cold Stunner on her.

"AH!"

"THE STUNNER! THE STUNNER!"

When Pinkie landed back on the mat AJ went for the pin

"1! 2!"

But somehow Pinkie kicked out leaving Daniel and AJ shocked.

"WHAT?!"

"HOW IN THE HELL DID SHE KICK OUT?!"

"HOW IN THE HAY DID YOU KICK OUT OF A STONE COLD STUNNER?!" AJ asked Pinkie

"Well, DUH! Historical Bonus objective number one says win the match with Pinkie at moderate or lower damage! Plus I was just tagged in!" Pinkie said

"Again. You thought, I WAS CRAZY?!"

"And now for my signature!" Pinkie said she then did a German Suplex on AJ and went for a pin, "Spike! Get to the bell!"

Spike, who was currently beating up on Rainbow Dash, stopped and went over to the bell as Daniel did the count.

"Here is your winners, Spike Lesnaar and P M Pink!"