Sloprano! The Great Mighty Poo in Equestia!
Sloprano!
By Storiesatrandom.
At Canterlot castle, Writing Glory and Twilight Sparkle and the rest of the mane 6 were at the site of the dimensional portal incident where the Anti-Celestia problem accrued. Writing Glory had flowers with her. Writing Glory said, "Here lays an awesome idea for dimensional travel…. and my poor portal machine." Writing Glory tosses the flowers at a seemingly under-repaired and burned portal machine. Twilight came and comforted Glory. Twilight said, "It's ok, you will always make another way Equestria can benefit from your often great ideas." Glory looked at her, and smiled. Writing Glory said, "I guess your right… I am just being a little upset is all. Because of that bad example, Celestia won't approve of anymore dimensional travel." Rainbow Dash said, "(Sigh), it stinks, I would've loved to save the me of the "CUPCAKES" world, or set the record straight with the me’s of "Rocket to insanity" and "The Rainbow Factory" worlds." Rarity said, "Rainbow darling, we all must understand that dimensional travel is a risky and dangerous thing, you just never know what may come forth."
Suddenly, for no logical reason, the portal turns on its own! Everyone gasped! Rainbow Dash said, "WHAT THE HAY?"
Fluttershy looked around and sees Angel on the control panel. Fluttershy said, "ANGEL! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?"
Angel was just as confused, he was minding his own business when he decided to rest on the panel. He wasn't expecting this! The portal device, despite its ruined look, functioned very well, enough to open a portal and a strange, brown sludge slide down in front of the panicked ponies!
Everyone said, "EW!" Applejack said, "Uh, I don't wanna scare anypony, but I think I know what it is." Twilight said, "What is it?" Applejack gulped. Applejack said, "Well, y'all know that brown stuff that comes out of yer butts?"
There was silence. Everyone but Applejack made disgusted faces. Applejack only gave a knowing nod.
Everyone but Applejack said, "EW!"
Angel begins to investigate the poop before him, wanting a better look. Angel leans towards it. Fluttershy said, nervously, "Oh, be careful Angel!" Angel paid no attention. Angel still stared closely to the sludge before him… when….. A huge hand formed from the sludge. Everyone was horrified!
Fluttershy screamed, "ANGEL! RUN!"
Angel panicked and ran! But the hand already slammed upon the bunny! Fluttershy screamed!
The hand dragged the helpless rabbit towards the feces. Both the hand and Angel disappeared. Fluttershy began to cry. Rainbow Dash said, comforting the poor yellow mare, "It's ok, you have plenty of other rabbits." Applejack said, "Besides, that rabbit was mercilessly abusing you in that episode that Minotaur feller appeared." Pinkie Pie said, angrily, "Hey, breaking the 4th wall is my shtick!" Applejack said, "Well yer the one that poisoned us to start doing it, ya pink loony!"
A rumbling began to accrue. It came from the poop. Writing Glory said, "I do not like where this is going!"
(play this while reading at the same time: Link)
Music came from nowhere and played as the hand reappears with Angel struggling fruitlessly, as its owner begins to surface, a huge, ugly, monstrous Poop monster! It slowly rose from the poop as it still mercilessly grips on the bunny! Angel was making ear piercing squeaks! Fluttershy screamed!
The monster before them finally stopped rising, then consumed Angel. It swallowed. Fluttershy screamed, "ANGEL, NO!"
The monster stood before them, cleared it throat. Then he said, "ME-ME-ME-ME-MEEEEEEE!" It looked at them, and sang, "I am, the Great Mighty Poo, and I'm going to throw my shit, at YOU!"
Twilight said, "He's not-" the Great Mighty Poo sang, "A huge supply a tish comes from my chocolate starfish."
everyone but Twilight said, "He is."
The great mighty Poo sang, "How about some scat you little twats!" Twilight said, "Uh, I think we could hear our laundry calling, BYE!"
Everyone runs away! Twilight screams, "RUN!" everyone was running as fast as they can, but the monster isn't far behind, as it was grunting and laughing. It began to vocalize as Ahhs were heard. It did this four times.
The monster then reappeared in front of them, intersecting their only escape. The music plays a different beat, stating it's going to sing again.
The GMP sang again, "Do you really think you'll survive in here? You don't seem to know which creek you're in!"
Writing Glory said, "What creek?"
The Great Mighty Poo sang again, "Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear!"
Everyone said, "EW!"
The Great Mighty Poo sang again: "How do you think I keep this lovely grin?" the monster shows his hideous display of bad teeth made of sweet corn bits. The Great Mighty Poo said, "HAVE SOME MORE CAVIAR! (Throws poop at them)" everyone dodges! Rainbow Dash said, "That's it!"
Rainbow Dash charges at the beast, and gets smacked away! Applejack pulled out her rope and tries to wrangle the monster, but GMP grabs the rope and tosses both her and the rope to the wall! Twilight tries to summon a freezing spell, but GMP tosses poop at her and-
SPLAT!
Twilight is imprisoned in the poop! Twilight screams, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
Rainbow Dash charges again, only to get smack away again by the GMP again! The monster laughs at their attempts. The monster throws a lot of poop, trapping the other ponies! The monster laughs, enjoying his success. GMP began to vocalize again, 4 times like last time.
Celestia appeared, and shouted, "Let them go, you beast!" Shining Armor and the guards were by her side, as well as Luna, Grand Visor Trixie, Cadence, and even Gilda who earlier was waiting for Rainbow Dash outside before she heard the singing!
The music intensifies, stating the monster is mad now. GMP sang, "Now I'm really getting rather mad, you're like a niggly tiggly shitty little tag nuts! When I knock you all out with all my bab, I'm going to take your heads and ram them up my butt!"
Shining Armor said, "Your butt?"
GMP sang, "MY BUTT!"
Shining Armor said, more disgusted, "Your butt?"
GMP sang: "That's right my butt!"
Everypony said, "EW!"
GMP sang: "MY BUTT!"
Everypony said again, "EW!"
GMP sang as loud as he could, "MY BU-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-UTT!" shattering glass.
Shining Armor shouted, "Unicorn guards, fire!" the unicorn guards began to fire lasers from their horns at the beast, which has little effect, as the monster started to throw poop at guards as some get hit! Shining Armor joined in, and narrowly dodges every single poop fire! without the monster noticing, Gilda, Trixie, and Candence got the mane 6 and Writing Glory out of their poopy prisons and went to find a safer place to hide! The monster begins to vocalize again! Luna shouted, "WILL YOU STOP IT WITH THAT SINGING ALREADY YOU DISGUSTING BEAST!"
Music changes tempo again.
GMP vocalized in an angry sounding vocalization! It gets louder and louder and louder till all the windows in Canterlot shatter at the intensity of it!
Celestia rose up and shouted, "COME AFTER ME, YOU ABOMINATION!" the tempo changes again, as Celestia flew off the GMP followed suit! Celestia dodged every single poop ball it had! Celestia already had a plan, lead it the royal giant toilets! It was big enough to imprison the monster forever! She reached the giant toilet in time, and landed on top, as GMP was quick to follow at the top. He growled as he tried to grab her, but Celestia jumped over it, and kicked him into the toilet! Celestia magically activates the toilet trigger! Luckily, GMP was a terrible swimmer! GMP screamed, "AH YOU CURSED PONY, LOOK WHAT YOU DONE! I'M FLUSHING, I'M FLUSHING! OH WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD! WHO TO THOUGHT A GOOD LITTLE HORSEY LIKE YOU COULD DESTROY MY BEAUTIFUL CLOGGINESS! OH, I'M GOING! (SCREAMS) NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O! (SCREAMS)" GMP still screams as he goes down the toilet.
Celestia said, "(giggles), now that's what I call a bowel movement."
The music concludes.
Later.
Twilight and the Mane 6 were in towels, as well as Writing Glory, after taking a very long shower to clean off the gross poo smell. Fluttershy was crying, she had lost her pet to that monster, which was later destroyed. Celestia came towards them with an upset demeanor. Celestia said, "I demand to know, which one of you turned on that dimensional portal and released that beast here?" Fluttershy said, struggling to hold back tears, "Angel…." Celestia, not realizing it, shouted, "And where is that treacherous rabbit, Fluttershy? I will personally feed that long-eared rat to Philomena once I-" Writing Glory said, "Uh mom? The Monster already beaten you too it."
Celestia was shocked. She forgets her anger and turns into an apologetic empathy. Celestia said, "Fluttershy, please forgive my outburst, I, I am just upset another dimensional incident accrued and if wasn't for me, Equestria would've been destroyed by that creature. I am sorry for your rabbit Fluttershy. I hope he is in a better place."
A guard came in. he said, "Your highness, we captured the monster at the sewage plant and sent him back into his own world like you requested… also, strangely, the portal spat this rabbit back out." The guard holds a traumatised and smelly Angel.
Fluttershy's eyes dilated and tears intensify! Fluttershy shouted, "ANGEL!"
Fluttershy jumped on the guard and grabbed and hugged angel! She didn't even care that he was covered in crap! Fluttershy said, "Oh Angel, I thought I lost you forever!" Writing Glory smiled that a creature of her creation wasn't lost.
Twilight said, "Uh, Fluttershy, you do realize you'll have to take another bath, right?" Fluttershy said: "I know, but I don't care! Having Angel back makes it worth it!" Celestia felt heartfelt about the reunion. Celestia said, "I think Angel suffered enough inside the belly of that beast, right?" Fluttershy turned towards Celestia, with huge, pleading puppy-dog eyes. Fluttershy said, "Please princess, Angel did it by accident, he didn't know any better." Celestia gave an understanding nod. Celestia said, "I understand. I'll have the guards to make sure to add a special warning that will state, Keep all pets and children outside room at all times. Now come, let's return you to the showers, both you, and Angel may need a bath a.s.a.p."
Angel made a panicked face and tried to escaped! Fluttershy held a firm grip, and went with Celestia to return to the shower room.
Applejack said, slyly, "Well, looks like none of us would be able to look at poop the same way again." Rarity said, sternly, "Please Applejack, never, never, NEVER speak to me about feces ever again!" the others stared angrily and nodded in agreement at Applejack. Applejack said, "Sorry y'all, just trying to lighten up the mood. I guess, it's gonna be while we for we could even talk about poop again much less look at our own."
Writing Glory said, "Not to mention our sudden phobia of opera."
They shuddered. Applejack said, "Yep, that too."
Well, all’s well that "POOS" well I guess.
Pinkie busted through the screen!
Pinkie shouted, "NOWS NOT A GOOD TIME, NARRATER!"
Ok, ok, sheesh!
Fin.
NOTE: (the last video got privated, so i found a replacement.)
