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                    Graceful as a Swan                     
                      -by Movie Reel-                      
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                  When Nature Cockblocks                   
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When Nature Cockblocks
Graceful as a Swan
By Movie Reel
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Cadance and Shining Armor are swimming in a Canterlot spring.
They're enjoying some alone time, nothing serious.
All of a sudden, Aunt Tia swims up to them with an angry look.
"Your majesty, believe me-"
"I don't."
"Why not Auntie?"
"Because you are a princess and instinct tells me this boy will attempt to take advantage of you."
"What?! Princess, I would never-"
"That's enough. You will leave now."
"Please, just let me explain-"
"I'll explain this: go! Now!"
"But I-"
"HONK!"
"Di- did you just honk at me?"
"No. I said HONK!"
"I won't-"
HONK!
"I just want to..."
HONK!
"I won't hurt-"
HONK!
...
"Can I just-"
HONK!
"Stop it!"
Cadance stands up to her Aunt for her right to be with him in a way that's mostly platonic.
HONK!
HONK!
HONK!
HONK!
"Umm... I'm just gonna-"
HONK!
They reach a pleasant agreement and Celestia takes her leave.
"Have fun you two."
"Does... that happen a lot?"
"Sometimes we have to talk things out."