how the equestrian murder system works

by DeadHeart

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Dark, Random
Length: 1001

how things like cupcakes and rainbow factory could work in real life

this is how i think that if fan fictions like sweet apple massacre, rainbow factory, butchershy,rarity's new dress, and cupcakes could all exist in one world.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-05-31 18:39:27 UTC

How the system works

many bronies like to think that gore stories from mlp could never exist, but today im going to prove them wrong,

lets start with the apple family shall we:

the apple family is responsible for the orchard yes but i think they could also be the ones responsible for breeding ponies specifically to be eaten,

perhaps with the help of unicorn/alicorn magic they were able to cast an aging spell that works slowly. the stallions would help with the harvests and other things like that, and in return get to breed, the mares would be fed amazing food to plumpen them up and in payment must breed with the stallions.  because of the aging spell it would only take about 5 years to grow to a full grown mare or stallion.

thus when they get to that age the ponies are sold to places like sugar cube corner to be prepared.

once in sugar cube corner the mare/stallion would then be drugged and strapped down to a table and are then gutted but kept alive, but small portions of the stomach, appendix, spleen, gallbladder, pancreas, one lung, the eyes, the tongue, and finally the ears.

after all this the mare/stallion is sent to the weather factory and the pony has all the blood sucked out of him/her. this does take alot of time to complete and it takes the steadiness of a surgeon to insert the tubes without losing to much blood that the pony dies.

after the subject has been properly gutted and drained of all possible life, they are sent to flutter shy's lab under the cottage and are examined. everyone who works in this system is judged based off of the bodies of their victims. for the rainbow factory their judged on how much blood remained in the body and how deep the puncture wound goes, for sugar cube corner they are judged on how much of the organs are left, any indication of illegal drugs being used, and for the amount of damage to the skin and blood streams that could make the Pegasi's job harder.

the apple family would be judged on the condition the pony was in such as whip marks, chain/shackle marks ect.

(all parts of the system must report exactly what they did so that they can be properly evaluated, if something does not get reported an investigation will be held)

the pony will then be chopped up into groups, horns wings and legs, bodies, pelts and remaining organs.

each group would be sold to different companies to help support the system,

horns wings and pelts would go to rarity, the organs would go to the apple family, and the flesh would go to bakers and chefs all over equestria,

with out this system ponies every where will be cold, and hungry and there would be many job losses, but thus is the way of equestria.

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