My New Life

by Serious

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Adventure, Discord, Crossover, Flash Sentry, Sunset Shimmer, Main 6, Gore, Romance, Original Character, Equestria Girls, Comedy
Length: 5326

What happens when a brony obsessed with MLP, and DBZ, gets transported to the world of Equestria Girls

What happens when a brony obsessed with MLP, and DBZ, gets transported to the world of Equestria Girls... as Goku. Well, read this and you'll find out.:pinkiehappy: There will also be some other characters from different shows as well.

Published 2015-05-13 01:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-06-08 00:42:01 UTC

What Just Happened

I woke up... not on my bed as usual, but on grass... as I got up I felt different, faster, stronger, and more... healthy. "What's going on?" I asked myself, I didn't know what to think then I saw I was in a familiar looking outfit. 'GOKUS GI' I thought 'This doesn't even feel like my body what happened last night' I thought to myself, just then I had a flashback... I was being crushed under a burning building... 'D-Did I die' I thought 'That would explain why everything is so... different... Is this Heaven? So, peaceful' just then I saw a teenager in another familiar looking outfit "V-vegeta?" I asked.

"Oh good, you awake Kakarot." Vegeta said looking at me. 'Wait, I'm Goku... Yaaay' I thought. "Kakarot hurry up, the girls are waiting."

"Girls?" I asked.

"Yes you imbecile don't you remember, Rainbow, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, Pinkie, and Sunset, we were about to leave to go and eat, then we all saw you faint here, I told them to leave and that I could wait for you to get up." He explained. "If we hurry we can get there before six o' clock."

'Wait a minute... the mane six... minus Twilight but still Sunsets there, all my dreams just came true... AMERICA, FUCK YEA' I thought. "So Veggie, Where are we going exactly?" I asked. He gave me a glare.

"Don't ever call me that again or I'll hit so so hard you'll be begging for mercy, you hear me Kakarot... and we are going to meet them at some bakery... never got the name." He said.

"Well then, what are we waiting for?" I asked, then got an idea 'Ohhh, this'll be fun' I thought. "Lets race."

As I blasted off I heard him behind me shouting. "YOU LITTLE CHEATER, I'LL DESTROY YOU!!!!!"

"Gotta catch me first." I said sticking out my tongue at him, as I was flying I started to hum a song from my favorite game.

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We flew for a couple of minutes trying to find the girls we 'You had one job Vegeta' I thought, I started to think even more 'How do I already know how use Goku's powers... science... fuck it'. Just then I heard a someone yell below us.

"GOKU... VEGETA!" I looked down to see Sunset Shimmer waving. "DOWN HERE!"

"Vegeta." I said, he looked at me. "First one down wins the race."

He grew a grin, and we went down at the same time... we tied.

"I would have won, if you didn't cheat in the beginning." He said angrily.

"Hey it's not called cheating, it's called strategerizing." I said smiling, everyone looked at me funny as they exited the building to greet us 'Oh yea, never heard of ASFJerome' I thought.

"Strategerizing... what is that?" Sunset asked.

"A new word... add it to the dictionary." I said.

"You're acting a bit different... is everything ok Goku?" Asked Rainbow.

"Yep, everything is just fine." I said putting on Goku's signature smile, 'Damn... ok I'm going to be Goku... then I'm going to have to act like him, what would Goku say right now... bingo' I thought to myself. "Hey can we eat... I'm starving."

"Yep, that's Goku." Said Pinkie.

"Of course it's me... who else would I be?" I asked, keeping my smile.

"I don't know... who?" She asked, I gave a shrug.

"Goku, ya sure you're alright?" AJ asked.

"Well..." I said, they all gave worried stares. "Nah, that's just hunger."

"Good God Kakarot, don't do that." Vegeta said.

"Sorry." I said, rubbing the back of my head 'And the charade continues'.

We entered the store, and I found some other people that looked familiar... List: Applebloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Bell, Diamond Tiara. I started to get angry, 'This little bitch, on the show I was never their to help, but I swear if I see her bullying the CMC  one more time... it will be a messy site' I thought, and started to chuckle.

"What's so funny?" Pinkie asked.

"Oh, just... remembering a joke." I said.

"Oh oh, can you tell us it?" She asked, 'What have I done?' I thought, just then our food came.

"Who are two the cakes for?" I asked, regretting it as soon as I asked.

"You and Vegeta... remember, you're *ahem* eating habits." Rarity said.

"Oh, ohhhhh." I said getting it now, 'Dumbass' I thought. "R-Right."

"Are you sure you alright?" Rainbow asked.

"Well..." I said.

"If this is another joke just stop now while you're ahead Kakarot." Vegeta ordered.

"I do feel a little *ahem*... off." I said cowering into my seat.

"You mean... the all might Goku, is getting sick?" Rainbow asked.

"I-I think." I said, they all began to laugh. "Huh?"

"Was that the joke you were thinking of?" Pinkie asked, 'Oh thank you merciful lord' I though.

"Y-Yeah, that was the joke." I said. "That was the joke."

"Man... and that Fluttershy impression was spot on." Rainbow said.

"Huh?" I looked across the table, Fluttershy stopped laughing, and was now hiding under the table blushing, I then whispered under the table. "S-Sorry Fluttershy... it was just a joke after all though."

"I-It's alright." She said still hiding... 'Man, now I kinda feel bad... hmmmm' I looked at Rainbow then at Vegeta 'Ohhhh, this... is gonna be good' I went up to Vegeta's ear and whispered "Ya know... Rainbow Dash likes you." He stopped laughing and looked at me.

"What?!" He whispered loudly, almost spitting out his soda. "H-How... w-who told you this information?"

"Sorry can't say... but here's a hint." I whispered pointing at the girls. "It was one of them."

"Why are you pointin' at us." Applejack asked.

"Just giving Veggie some info." I said.

"Kakarot." He said.

"Yuh huh." I answered.

"What did I say about calling me that." He said.

"That if I called you Veggie again you would punch me so har- oh boy." I said, catching on. "I have become error."

With that he punched me in the head so hard I was actually considering doing phase two of what he had planned, then I saw another fist come at me.

"Vegeta, I thought you only said once." I said, blocking the attack.

"Until you say MERCY!" He said, 'If this keeps up he might hurt someone in the store' I thought.

"Fine... mercy." I said.

"W-What..." Was all he could say.

"I said m-mercy." I answered a little louder.

"You're serious." He said, everyone at our booth was staring at me.

"Yea... sometimes you just gotta be the bigger man." I said making my way to my seat.

"B-Bigger... MAN!" He shouted.

"Uhhh, yea." I said. "What's the big deal."

"G-Goku... you sure you're alright, you were never like this before you..." Sunset was in the middle of talking, then she just stopped, she then gathered the girls into a huddle.

"Hey.. hello... fine ignore me." I said getting angry. "Really... ok fine... hey Veggi-... Vegeta."

"Yes." He said.

"Wanna train?" I asked.

"W-What... why now?" He asked.

"Bored." I answered blankly. "Why do you care, I thought you loved to fight."

"Hmmm, ok fine, but lets finish out food." He said, we then dove into our food like their was no tomorrow, 'Holy shit, Goku can eat fast' I thought to myself. By the time we finished eating they we still talking.

"What are they talking about?" I wondered.

"I dont know why don't you ask them." Vegeta answered sarcastically.

"Good idea." I said and walked up to them.

"Kakarot I was being sarcastic." He said, I ignored him.

"Hey girls." They all looked at me. "Whatcha talking about?"

"Oh stuff." Sunset answered.

"What kinda stuff?" I asked.

"Stuff stuff." She said.

"Okey dokey Lokey." I said Pinkie looked at me funny. "Well me and Veggie are gonna head out." Just then a felt something hit me in the head. "Oww, really?"

"What did I say?" He asked.

I growled at him. "Anyways, yea so see ya later." I said.

"Wait Goku... do you have a place to stay?" Sunset asked... 'Crap Baskets'

"I-I uhhh... V-Vegeta... help" I said.

"Oh Kakarot, it's a yes or no question." Vegeta said. 'I was at this moment were I realized... I don fucked up'

"Well Goku come on... are you going to answer me?" She asked, I could only think of one thing.

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"Uhhhh, ummmm... bye." I said and flew away.

"GOKU!!!!" I heard her scream faintly.

"SORRY... GOTTA TRAIN!!!" I yelled.

*Vegeta's POV*

"Ugh, what has gotten into him?" I asked.

"Oh good you're still here." Sunset said. "Look since you're Goku closest friend we need you to follow him and see if you can get him to confess anything he might be hiding."

"And if he doesn't?" I asked again.

"We'll I haven't figured that one out... I should have something by the time you guys come back." She said.

"Ok fine... one more thing?" I said.

"Yea?" She asked.

"Did you tell Kakarot Rainbow likes me." I whispered into Sunsets ear.

"WHAT... HE SAID WHAT!!!" She yelled.

"So it wasn't you." I said.

"NO!!!" She was getting redder and redder.

"Damn it Kakarot." I said and flew after him.

Training, Secrets, and Her Return

*Goku/My POV*

"Hey Vegeta, what took you so long?" I asked, as Vegeta landed in front of me.

"The girls just wanted to ask me a question." Vegeta said.

"Question... ok, so are we going to do this or what?" I asked.

"Sure... just, before we start... you aren't hiding anything, are you?

"No." I said quickly.

"That was a little quick Kakarot... you sure?" He asked again, I stayed silent. "Look were, ugh, friends right?"

I thought for a second. "The best."

"Then if you have any secrets you can trust me enough to know right?" He asked.

"Weeeell... I do have one, but I'll only tell you it, if you beat me." I said.

"Deal." Vegeta said.

"But... if I win, you have to admit you like Rainbow Dash... in front of her and the girls." I said.

"W-WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY KAKAROT, I DON'T EVEN LIKE HER!!" Vegeta shouted.

"Really... not even a little?" I asked.

"NO!" He yelled, shaking the ground.

"Come on... don't lie." I said, just then he charged at me.

"Training begins now." He said and uppercutted me in the jaw. "You weren't ready."

I started to growl at him at punched him pack, then proceeded to do all sorts of combinations of punches, kicks, and Ki blasts.

"Impossible." Was the only thing Vegeta could say before I elbowed him in the gut, making him spit out blood.

"Pretty good for a low class warrior, huh." I said, mocking him.

"GAAAAAH, TAKE THIS!" He shouted, flying up into the air and charging up his attack. "BIG BANG!"

'I've always wanted to do this' I thought and charged up my own attack. "KA... ME... HA... ME!"

"ATTACK!!!" He yelled firing his blast.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" I shouted firing my own, they blasts collided, mine started to go up then, I saw him turn into a Super Saiyan.

"HYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" I screamed powering up, it was easier than I thought it would be then I saw my blast going up again.

"No no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" I heard him yell as my blast hit him, seconds later I saw him crash land into the ground, in his normal state.

"Oh come on, really were done already... man and here I thought it would have lasted at least a bit longer." I said, offering him a hand so he could get up.

"I don't need your help Kakarot I can get up on my own." He said swatting my hand away, and getting up.

"Well... you lost soooooo." I said give with a smile. "When are you going to tell them?"

"Never, because I don't like HER!" He yelled.

"Come on, you lost... tell me first, like I said... were best friends." I said keeping my smile.

"GRRRRR, ok fine... maybe I like her a little." He mumbled.

"What was that?" I asked excitedly.

"I said... maybe I liker her a little." He answered, regretting it soon after.

"Awwwwwe, come on let's go find the girls." I said flying away, I heard him ask himself something as I flew away.

"What have I gotten myself into?"

"WOOOOOO!" I yelled as I flew, 'Man I've never felt so alive' I thought.

"Kakarot." Vegeta said.

"Oh hey Veggie, GAH I mean Vegeta." I said.

"I swear, one more slip up Kakarot." Vegeta said. "And I will end you."

"You wouldn't end me." I said, he gave me a glare. "Were best buddies."

"Try me." He said.

I stayed silent for a while then I said. "You're not very nice... but you still my best buddy."

"Kakarot." He said.

"Yea." I said back.

"J-Just shut up." He said though his teeth.

"Sure." I said. "Anything for my best buddy."

Just then he blasted off in front of me yelling... take a look at this clip that's pretty much sums up what he does next.

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"Wonder what got into him." I said to myself.

*Vegeta's POV*

I screamed until I got to the front of the high school.

"Hey Veggie what's wrong." Pinkie asked, I glared at her.

"NO, THAT IDIOT KAKAROT, HAS BE DRIVING ME UP THE WALL, EVER SINCE... SINCE!!!" I yelled, coming to a conclusion. "Oh no."

"You final realized it." Sunset said. "Did he tell you what happened?"

"No... so what's plan B." I asked.

"Well, remember Twilight." Sunset said.

"You mean Kakarot's..." I stopped myself. "Hmmm... this may actually work."

"Wait, if it's not Goku... then how does he know all this stuff about us?" Rainbow asked.

We all stayed silent. "I... I never thought about that." Sunset said.

"I did." Pinkie said.

"Whatcha guys talking 'bout." Goku said floating above us.

*Goku's POV*

"So did Vegeta tell you guys?" I asked, they all starred blankly. "You mean he didn't?"

"What on Earth are you talking about Kakarot?" Vegeta asked.

"Remember the bet." I said, my smile growing.

"NO!" He yelled. "I AM NOT TELLING THEM THAT!!!!"

"Fine by me I'll tell em'." I said floating down, in front of the girls.

"Tell us what?" Rainbow asked.

"Oh nothing... just the Vegeta li-" I was interrupted by Vegeta elbowing me in the head. "Ow, I swear Vegeta you need to stop."

"YOU WILL NOT SAY A WORD, KAKAROT!!" He yelled.

"Why not, you lost the bet fair and square." I said, getting in his face.

"NO!" He shouted.

"YES!!"I yelled."

"NO!"

"YES!!"

NO!!!!"

"JUST TELL THE TRUTH!!" I ordered.

"NOT UNTIL YOU DO!!!" He yelled

"Huh?" I asked.

"Back over there you said you had a secret... and that you would tell me." He said.

"If you beat me... but I won, remember." I said.

"So you are hiding something." Sunset said.

"Ohhh, I have become error." I said.

"Indeed." Said Rarity.

"You... stay out of this." I said.

"Hmpt." I heard her say.

"Tell us the secret." Sunset ordered.

"Nah." I said, leaning against the wall.

"TELL US!!!" They all shouted.

"AGH!" I yelled as I fell to the ground. "Fine, I'll tell you guys."

"Really... just li" I cut off Applejack.

"If Vegeta will tell you his secret." I said.

"Well Veggie what is it." Pinkie asked, Vegeta hit me in the head.

"Owww, why me." I whined.

"What, you want me to hit Pinkie instead?" He asked.

"Well... I guess not." I said. "Just tell them you secret."

"Fine... I-I... li-li-li-like." He stopped for a second.

"Come on... yo can do it." I told him.

"Stop caring for me, Kakarot... I like R... Rainbow Dash" He said. "There happy.

"What?!" The girls questioned.

"Meh, not good enough." I said, shaking my head.

"BUT I SAID IT!!" Vegeta screamed.

"But I couldn't hear you... and I'm the closest one here." i said.

Just then, I heard someone screaming, faintly... the statue started to light up, I walked in front of it, then something jumped at me, knocking me to the ground.

"Uhhhhhhh... what the hell." I said looking at what landed on me... all I saw was hair, Then it got up.

"See Spike, there was nothing to worry about... no one here, except our friends." Said a familiar voice.

"Hello... uhh, would you mind getting off... that'd be very much appreciated." I said

"Huh... oh Goku, I-I'm so sorry" She said.

"Heh, guess I shouldn't have been standing there huh." I said, getting up. When I got up I saw who it was, I managed to mutter out her name. "Twilight Sparkle."

Breaking a Pinkie Promise, and Discord

"Huh... I'm sorry what did you say?" Twilight asked.

"Oh... uhhh, nothing... so Twilight what bring you here?" I asked.

"Oh, right... Sunset here told me something was going on with you... is there?" She asked again.

"Me, pfft... no I'm fine, nothings wrong." I said.

"Are you sure about that Kakarot?" Vegeta asked.

"Yup... one hundred percent." I answered.

"Kakarot, don't lie." Vegeta said.

"I'm not... what will it take for you guys to believe me?" I asked.

"TELL US YOUR SECRET!!!" They all shouted.

"Secret?" Twilight asked. "What secret?"

"Uhhhh, heh heh... f-fine... I'll tell you guys... But, you won't like the ne-" I was interrupted by Pinkie.

"No, we want you to Pinkie Promise to tell us." She said.

"Okay... cross my heart hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye." I said, memorizing it from the show. "Happy?"

"Yep." She answered sounding satisfied, I then remembered what would happen if I broke it, 'Fuck me', just then someone come out of nowhere behind me.

"Oh you don't have to tell them... make them work for it." He said, touching the back of my head.

"Uhhh, I don't know they're my friends." As I said this he got in my face.

"And, friends should respect other friends wishes." He said, I felt something changing... I felt more evil, something was wrong I felt like hurting someone, killing them even, he then released his hand from my head.

"W-Who are you exactly?" I asked.

"Why... Twilight you never told them about me... I'm kinda hut Twi... but you can just call me." He said with a pause

"DISCORD!!!" As he yelled this fireworks appeared out of nowhere.

"D-Discord?" Twilight asked.

"Uh-huh." He said.

"D-Did you follow me through the portal?" She asked.

"Uh-huh." He answered.

"Discord, Discord, Discord." I muttered. "Why did it have to be Discord?"

"What was that?" He asked.

"Nothing." I answered quickly, smirking.

"Kakarot... your not actually considering to listen to this person, are you?" Vegeta asked.

"Well... he has a point, were friends a-" I was cut off.

"But you already said you would tell us, and now you're not." Pinkie said, her face starting to get red, I nodded. "But y-you PINKIE PROMISED!"

"Uhhh." Was all I could say, realising what I just did.

"Kakarot." Vegeta said, smiling. "...Run."

"Crap, crap, crap." I said, flying away.

"GOKU GET BACK HERE!!!!" I heard Pinkie yell, running after me. "NO ONE BREAKS A, PINKIE PROMISE!!!!!"

'I know... Instant Tranmission' I thought I placed my finger on my forehead... nothing, I tried again... nothing 'Why? of all times' I thought to myself, just then seeing Pinkie bouncing off a trampoline to get me.

"Sorry, hope you forgive me." I said, throwing a Ki blast at the trampoline, destroying it.

"GET BACK HERE!!!" She yelled.

I looked at her for a second. "Nope." I then blasted off.

"GOKU!" She screamed.

When I found a place that looked safe I landed. 'Ok... just gotta stay incognito and everything will be fine' I thought to myself. I waited for about ten minutes, then it hit me. "Why the hell did I break the prom-... DISCORD!!!" I yelled, charging up.

"You called." Said a voice from behind me, when I turned around it was in fact Discord.

"What do you want?" I asked.

"What I want, oh nothing just helping a friend in need." He said with a sinister smirk.

"Uh huh, which is why you were attempting to corrupt me." I said.

"W-What, why I would never." He said, acting hurt.

"Discord... drop the act I know what you did back there, nice try almost got me too, but still not good enough." I said, giving him a serious look.

"Why Goku, I am one of Twilights friends a-" I cut him off.

"You mean Fluttershy's friend." I said.

"How did yo-" I cut him off.I was about to say  muffin button, but I decided to tell him what Goku would say.

"I read your mind." I said.

"H-How?" He asked, I was about to say muffin button, and I was sooo tempted, but I decided to tell him a lie.

"When you touched my head, I was able to read your mind, and see all of your memories, so I know if you're lying." I said.

"Seems plausible." He said.

"Now, that's out of the way, you were saying something." I said.

"Well, you see I am one of Fluttershys friends and you suspect me of doing such a thing, sure I was evil in the past, but I've changed, reformed... like you said you read my mind, you saw everything." He said.

I stayed quiet 'Fuck, he has a good point... a real fucking good one, but if it wasn't him then that means there was someone else trying to change me' I thought. "Sorry Discord, for accusing you."

"I would never hurt a friend." He said. "Now about that Pinkie Promise.

"Right... I'll need a disguise." I said.

"On it." He said, snapping his fingers. "There we go."

I looked down to see a less familiar suit... but still familiar.

"I remember this." I said.

"It may not be much, but it should do." Discord said. "Now what do you want to do now?"

"Well, I am kinda hungry." I said give a sheepish smile, 'Goku gets hungry fast' I thought to myself, I then charged up. "Follow me."

"Ok, sure." He said and we flew to the city.

Broly meets Akame ga Kill, Gogeta vs. Broly

As Discord and I were heading towards the bakery.

"G-Get AWAY!!!" I heard a woman's voice scream.

"KAKAROT!!!!" Just as I heard this, I almost died.

"No... NO NO NO!" I started to yell. "NOT FUCKING BROLY!!"

"Oh, you know him?" Discord asked.

"No, I was talking about someone else." I replied sarcastically. "Look we need to stop him, I don't know how but we have to." I said, turning Super Saiyan.

"Oh, wait you're serious." Discord said.

"Of course I am, he could destroy the world in an instant." I said, then I heard someone shout something

"INCURSIO!" I heard him shout, I then saw who it was.

"Oh... my... kami kai... FUCK YEA!" I yelled.

"Who is it?" Asked Discord.

"There the mother fucking Night Raid." I said. "Time to show off my stuff."

"LIONELLE" I heard another shout, to see Leone.

"Ya know what." I said powering down. "Lets see what they can do."

"Are you sure about this?" Asked Discord.

"Pfft, yeah and if they do need me I'll step in." I said, I then saw them charge at him. "Popcorn, please."

First, Bro went at him but Broly just hit him through a building, then Tatsumi jumped out of nowhere , and tried to cut him, no  effect.

"HAHAHAHA, I'LL CRUSH YOU IN AN INSTANT!!" Broly yelled grabbing him by the head and throwing him into the sky.

"TATSUMI!!" I heard Mine yell. "Grrrr, PUMPKIN!" She yelled send a wave of energy at him, when it finished there was only smoke. "Ha, not so tough now huh." She taunted.

"Was that supposed to do something?" He asked, he then punched her in the gut and threw her at Tatsumi.

"Ok maybe I should step in... right about... NOW!" I yelled, rushing in, it was Akame's turn to fight. "BROLY... it isn't then you want, it's me right?"

"K-KAKA-... KAKAROT!" He yelled rushing at me.

"KAMEHAME... HAAAAAAA!" I yelled, sending out Goku's signature, sending Broly into a building. "Akame, here give these to your friends." I ordered throwing three Senzus 'Thank you Discord' I though.

"How d-" I cut her off.

"Just give it to them, we don't have time for this." I said.

"Sorry." I heard someone yell. "But he's mine."

I turned to see someone leaped into the air, I then saw who it was. "DAMMIT LEONE, YOU DON"T KNOW HIS POWER HE"S TOO STRONG FOR YOU!"

"Yeah, we'll see about that." She said, jumping onto him. "How do you even know me?"

"You should have listen to him... because now, I'LL KILL YOU!!" Broly yelled grabbing her by the throat.

I went up to him and punched him in the face, making him drop Leone, but only sending him back a couple of feet.

"Next time... listen." I told her, I then proceeded to turn into a Super Saiyan Two.

"KAKAROT!!!!!" He yelled.

We charged at each other sending massive combos of punches and kicks at one another, it ended in him hitting me into the ground.

"NOW, I'LL SQUASH YOU, HAHAHAHA!!!" He yelled.

I was stuck, I couldn't move... 'I this really what it feels like to fight Broly... fuck' I thought to myself. He then started to knee me into the ground, until by a miracle, a certain prince came to my assistance.

"Get up Kakarot." He ordered, I just nodded.

"How can you get up after getting beaten like that?" Asked Tatsumi

"Lets make a deal, beat the planet destroyer now, ask questions later." I said, he nodded, I then got a brilliant idea. "Vegeta, Broly is too strong for the both of use, maybe we can... ya know."

"What are you getting at... NO, I AM NOT DOING THAT RIDICULOUS DANCE AGAIN!!!" He shouted.

"Come on, it's obvilous hes gotten a lot stronger since last time." I said.

"NO, I WILL NOT DO IT." He barked.

"Come on, it's the only way." I said.

"Then how did you beat him the first time?" He asked.

"I used the energy, from everyone, remember." I said.

He stayed silent. "Vegeta." I whined.

"Fine, lets just get this over with." He said.

"What dance?" Asked Akame.

"Just watch." I said. "You remember how to do it Vegeta?" He nodded. "Alright lets do this."

We then performed the dance. "FU... SION... HAAA!" We yelled in sync, there was a blinding light for a couple of second until it revealed... Veku? "NO, dammit Vegeta, you did it wrong."

"Hahahaha, oh my GOD, this hilarious." I heard Leone say.

"This is your plan?" Asked Tatsumi.

"No Vegeta, must've done something wrong... but lets just roll with... this" We said, just to see Broly. "Or we can wait thirty minutes... your call."

"Let me just finish him." Said Akame.

"No... you blade, sure it may be dangerous, but it can't pierce through his skin." We said.

"So we just, wait?" Asked Leone.

"Pretty much." We said.

*Twenty-Five minutes later*

"Ha found you." Said Broly.

"No we need more time." We said.

"That's it no more waiting." Said Leone.

"Here goes nothing..." We said and charged at him, after three hits we had to catch our breath. "This... is gonna... hurt."

*Four minutes later*

As we were about to hit him again until we spit in two again, we found were the others were hiding and landed.

"Ok Vegeta, you need to watch those finger." I said.

"Hmpt, so you just think I'll do it again?" He asked, I gave him a "seriously" look. "F-Fine, one more time."

We then did the dance again. "FU... SION... HAAA!" We yelled in sync again. There was another blinding light for about ten second then when the light dimmed down, it revealed one man standing there.

"Who are you?" I heard Broly ask.

"Heh, I'm so glad you asked." We said.

"W-Where the Prince... WHERE IS KAKAROT!!!!?" He asked angrily.

"I am not Goku or Vegeta, I the one who will destroy you." We said.

"RAHAHAHAHA, you're just making it easier for me, now I can kill you both at the same time." Broly said.

"Is that so... ok then, amuse me." We taunted. He then attempted to hit us, but to his demise we were gone. "Behind you." We taunted again.

"H-How?" He question.

"This is you end Broly." We shouted. "BIG BANG!"

Broly then flew into the air. "I WILL KILL YOU!!!" He shouted sending his attack at us.

"KAMEHAMEHAAAAA!!!" We yelled sending our own attack at him, our blasts collided, but quickly ours started to go up.

"NO, you may be a Super Saiyan... BUT YOU AREN'T LEGENDARY!!!!" He yelled.

"Yeah ok." We said. "Lets end this."

"NO NO NO!!" He yelled again.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" We shouted sending our blast up even faster, then we had it swallow him whole and send him into orbit. "This the ultimate fusion."

"Vegeta." We heard someone say, we turned to see the girls.

"No, thats Goku silly." Said Pinkie, then realizing what she just said. "GOKU!"

"Uhhh, gotta go bye." We said, but she grabbed onto our foot.

"Not this time." She said.

'Come on fusion just a little longer' We thought.

"Wait, are you sure... he looks more like Vegeta." Said Twilight.

"Who are you?" Asked Rainbow.

"I am Gogeta." We said.

"Where is Goku and Vegeta then?" Questioned Twilight.

"We are them, they are us." We answered, then it clicked in their minds.

"You both combined?" Asked Rainbow.

"Fused." We corrected.

"Whatever." She said. "Will you be like this forever?"

"No... just thirty minutes." We answered.

"That all I need." Said Pinkie.

"Oh boy." We said.

Going to School, and New Villian

After a while our fusion wore off and me and Vegeta sat down looking at Pinkie... horrified 'How the hell does she have so much strength?' I wondered. "Well.... uhhh... I'm just goona..." I slowly start to back up but I bump into someone.

"Going somewhere?"

"Yeah I was just gon-" I look behind me to see Principal Celestia.

She standed there staring into my soul at me. "You forgot your homework." She hands me some papers.

"Oh... right... hehe..." I grabbed them and started to walk.

"Kakarot... forgetting something?" Vegeta points at a backpack on the ground.

"Oh... right." I pick it up and walk away once again.... well more like run. Once I was far enough I blasted off not sure where "Home" was.

"Wrong way Kakarot." Vegeta said from beind.

"Oh... R-Right I knew that!... You lead the way." I gave a sheepish smile

"Whatever." He blasted off and I followed

As Vegeta landed, I quickly caught up next to him "Anyways.... Vegeta.... about the bet."

He growled lowly. "Yes!?"

"You don't have to tell them... ok?"

"...What's the catch?"

"... J-Just tell them my secret is that I... was planning on moving somewhere." I said.

".... You.... Moving?" Vegeta asked

"Y-Yeah! that was the secret!" I smiles. "B-But not anymore though!"

"... Whatever, let's just head inside." He grunted

I nodded and walked in only to be tackle by a pink blur. "GAAAH!"

"What took you guys so long? Usually you win, what did you find something else to fight for a while?" Pinkie said.

"Oh... uhhh no, just talking to Vegeta." I smiles slightly.

"Hmm... Whatever you say!" She hoped off me and backed up inside the house.

I get up and dust myself off and enter as well.

Vegeta had already made his way in, and was napping on the couch.

I look around and decide to get some rest, so I walk towards the other couch and lay down, slowly falling asleep