The Happy Farm

by Ponyess

Rating: teen
Tags: Other, Romance, Pinkie Pie, Sex, Random, Alternate Universe, Human, Anthro, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 2253

I had managed to acquire a farm, and a pair of Pinkie Pie; Holographic Characters, this is where the adventure takes off into the unknown. Chaos of a Pink Couple is taking hold.

Buying a pair of Holographic Characters of Pinkie Pie was exciting. It is all the latest rage to have one of these Holographic Characters. Yet, the excitement to know I could make her real made too much of an excitement to pass up.

As I had managed to acquire a farm out on the countryside, far from cities and commotion; in order to get myself the chance to explore and experience my Holographic Character firsthand.

Choosing to buy two as in a couple; even if they could be both Stallion and Mare, more for the convenience to have them develop together. The pure Pony form is known and exciting enough; only then I learn, she could be adjusted, or even comes in different forms like Anthropomorphic and Human.

Published 2015-11-17 00:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-11-17 00:10:02 UTC

Farm is Origin: 1

Author's Note

Diana Trotter's POV

Farm is Origin: 1

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I had bought a pair of Holographic Characters; Pinkie Pie. Her full name is Pinkamena Diana Pie. Yet, I will refer to her as Pinkie Pie, and the Stallion as Bubble, short for Bubble Berries. Now I had not picked her up until I had safely arrived at the farm I had just acquired. I wanted her to be fresh out of the box as I unpacked her, first thing.

The instructions told me that the Character known as Pinkie Pie couldn’t leave the building in which she had been activated. The Emitter has a limited range, and the programming thus stipulated that she can only stay within the building. I think the outermost range is something in the order of 300 yards, but I never looked all that close.

All of my personal belongings are stored in the basement. On the other end of the deal, the bed rooms are all on the top floor, where it is going to be cool throughout the entire hot season. Summer is apparently going to be hot here, too hot for me to sleep on the ground level anyway.

I had found a room convenient for the emitter in the basement. The room has space for all the sofas I could possibly need, and the flat screen covering the far wall. As a matter of fact, I had one such full screen TV, a cinema sofa and the Emitter with room for both the USB sticks at the same time.

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Since I have a four seat sofa on one side of the room and the TV on the opposing wall, this gives a fully cinematic feel to it. Once alone, I slip the sticks into their respective slots one and two.

I chose to make her into a Human the first time around, Male and Female. As a Human, Bubble Berry is five inches taller than Pinkie Pie, while all the female characteristics changed into the male variant. Otherwise, they still do look identical. As humans, their hair is the same dark pink, tightly curled up, while the body is a brighter pink.

Bubble Berry has short nails on his fingers, and none on his toes. As opposed to Bubble Berries, Pinkies nails are about an inch long, while both of them have semi square nails.

For the sake of comfort, I chose to give Pinkie Pie orb-like B-Cup Jigglies. I imagine it would maximize the joy of playing with her, fondling her, while making it the least discomfort on her part. Why take the chance to see her in pain related to too large and heavy a bust in the first place? Although there is no problems in making her nibbles stand out an inch or so, I imagine it leaves her with more sensitivity and thus joy in the play.

Ponies had no beard or mustache, why does the Human version have it, then. Or, is it just that I don’t like either the looks, or the feel of the facial hair? Eyebrows and eyelashes are quite fine, even if I exaggerated them, making them glistering black. Oh, but if the Ponies never had belly buttons, why would the Human version ever need them? I prefer the smooth belly, in any event.

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As I press select, the characters slowly gained volume and floated out of the screen, into the room and ended up standing before me.

“I am Bubble Berries!” the male expressed.

“I am Pinkie Pie!” the female filled in.

“I am Diana Trotter, nice to meet the two of you as well!” I responded.

“Nice to meet you, Diana Trotter!” they chorused; “Can I call you Diana?” Pinkie Pie continued.

“Sure thing. Then I can call you Pinkie and Bubble?” I responded.

“Yeppers, deppers; Diana!” Pinkie exclaimed.

“Exactly. We are family, right?” Bubbles filled in.

“Sounds about right. Besides, I prefer the informal use of first names over formality any time I have a choice!” I responded.

“Me too, me too!” Pinkie Pie and Bubble Berries chorused.

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“By the way, I had planned and prepared a treat for the two of you. Then I would love to share a pile of Muffins with you as well!” I pointed out.

“A Treat. I always love treats!” Pinkie Pie responded.

“Muffins, I love Muffins too!” Buble Berries filled in.

It is amusing to see the two act as if they had been identical twins, which isn’t too far from the truth, they are identical, short of the gender related traits, after all.

“I know how much you enjoyed the treat when you shared it with Rarity. Besides, the Muffins will help you gain the mass necessary to become fully physical, preferences aside. I think I have a Cider cellar in the basement as well. I just need to stock up for the two of you!” I pondered.

“Technically, I think it is called a Wine cellar, but since we are going to fill it with Cider, I guess that would make sense too!” Bubble Berries teased, with a slight chuckle under his breath.

“Let’s get going already. I want these Muffins, and the treat we were promised, Bubbles!” Pinkie Pie exclaimed, giggling.

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“Oh yeah, the Muffins; I would love a good stack of these too!” Bubble Berries responded as Pinkie Pie urged him to the small room with a desk and three chairs.

“I will dig up the Muffins, once I have given you the treat. If you would please sit down and I will get right to it!” I put forth.

“Thanks!” Pinkie Pie exclaimed, no doubt thinking of the pile of Muffins I am about to pull out for the two of them, even if I am going to have a few for myself as well.

“The chairs are rather comfortable!” Bubble Berries responded as he sat down to the right of Pinkie Pie.

“If you would use the hand cream while I tend to your feet!” I pointed out, uncapping the jar before them, placing it firmly onto the desk for them to use.

“Okeley, dokeley!” Pinkie Pie exclaimed, scooping up cream with her right hand and started to rub it into the palms of her hands.

“Jeppers, deppers!” Bubble Berry filled in as he followed Pinkie Pie’s example.

While they applied the cream, I uncapped the foot cream and slipped down under the desk. From there I worked in the gel on the sole of their feet, right and left, starting with Pinkie Pie, continuing with Bubble Berries.

“Time to polish your nails!” I offered.

“Me first, me first!” Pinkie Pie responded, only to make her male companion Bubble Berries chuckle heartily.

“Guess I was expecting as much!” I responded with a giggle of my own as I uncapped the nail polish.

“No pink?” Pinkie Pie exclaimed.

“Sorry, Pinkie Pie; this is just the base coat. It is intended to bind firmly to your nails and make a base for your lacquer to stick to. If you like, I can easily give you a pink colour!” I pointed out.

With that, I picked up her right hand and started to pint the nail of her right thumb, from the top to the bottom; center, then right and left, right and left, covering the entire nail. Now I continued by repeating the process under the nail and drawing a line on the edge of her nail, right to left; then I repeated the entire process nail by nail, and the nails of her left hand.

Once I had painted Pinkie Pie’s nails, I moved over to Bubble Berry. Only his nails are too short to have a backside to paint. I just repeated the process as far as his shorter nails permitted.

“But, now my nails are entirely mate!” Pinkie Pie reflected, in surprise.

“That is the point. On the other hand, if you would apply this gel to your nibbles?” I suggested, pointed at a jar of a translucent pink gel I had just uncapped for her.

“Your nails are looking good, but so do mine!” Bubble Berry put forth.

“Thanks, Bubbles. Rarity did explain this, as I recall. Just that they don’t really feel any different, right now!” Pinkie Pie responded with a crocked grin, giggling.

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“Of course not, silly Pinkie. But, you will notice the difference within a few days, by which time you are going to follow me out to enjoy the sun; then you are going to throw a Party to celebrate your first day outside!” I exclaimed, knowing just how much she loves to throw parties and see Ponies smile, even if that extends just a bit farther than Ponies in any case.

“Is that why you prepared to serve us Muffins? So we could follow you outdoors?” Pinkie Pie suggested knowingly.

“I sure love Muffins just as much as the next Pony, or guy!” Bubble Berries pointed out.

“We all love Muffins, and she knows it. We know that is why she was offering us them in the first place, Silly!” Pinkie Pie teased her companion; Bubble Berries.

“Besides, I enjoy having you with me; but, I wanted you to have a companion, which means I had to have both, not just either of you, even if I had two!” I pointed out with a teasing grin.

“Is this by any chance a Lip Gloss?” Bubble Berries inquired with a curious look on his face, chuckling at the notion.

“It is about as glossy as the nail polish, but it is for your lips. A part of the process and treat!” I put forth.

“Oh!” Pinkie Pie and Bubble Berries exclaimed in chorus, before they applied it to their companion’s lips in short order.

“Feels strange and unfamiliar, but just while it is applied. I can’t feel it anymore!” Bubble Berries expressed as the process of applying the gel to their lips had been completed.

“Just the final detail for the two of you to finish off, while I prepare the Muffins for us. You will have most of them, of course, even if I will enjoy them with you as well!” I put forth, placing the later jar of clear to cerise gel on the table before them, as I had uncapped it.

“Does this go where I think it is supposed to go?” Pinkie Pie suggested with a grin.

“Use as much as you like, but it is preferable if you manage to saturate the skin where it is supposed to go!” I pointed out, before I walked out to pick up the pastries.

“Oh!” Bubble Berries exclaimed as he saw me walking out and closing the door behind me.

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As I left them behind, they slowly scooped gel up with their fingers, applying it to their respective parts, the head for Bubble Berries and the orchid for Pinkie Pie. Only once they had completed it, they felt frisky and teased one-another by applying some more to the rear orifice of their respective counterpart. Apparently, there is still some more of the gel, as they finished, but they will be ready for what I had in mind.

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I walked into the kitchen and extracted a package of the desired pastries and placed them on a plate, inserted the plate into the microwave oven. Once I closed the door, I activated the oven and waited for a few seconds while the Muffins heated up.

I pulled the plate out and slipped in another, knowing full well that they were bound to be hungry. Once I had a stack of plates all piled up, I walk back to the room, merely opening the door before I entered, closing the door after me and placed the plates onto the table.

“Yummy!” echoed Pinkie Pie and Bubble Berries in chorus as I sat down in my chair.

“Lemon, Chocolate, Raspberries..” Pinkie Pie observed.

“Cinnamon, Raisins, Regular, Surprise..” Bubble Berries filled in.

“Blueberries, Chocolate chips and Silly!” I finished.

“Quite the selection you brought in for us!” Pinkie Pie pointed out.

“Knowing you, Pinkie Pie; I had to make enough to fill your cute little tummy, then I made a full batch of each and every variety of the pastries I thought you would enjoy, and there we have it” I acknowledged.

“Yepprs, deppers!” Pinkie responded.

“Exactly; you had to, or it wouldn’t be quite right!” Bubbles filled in, as if they had been married for ages.

“Now, you two make sure to eat up and enjoy. I will make you company, or I would have been quite rude!” I responded with a hint of a giggle.

“Yeah, since you have enough; that would have been rude of you, not to share!” Pinkie pointed out.

“From what I can see on the table, you do have more than enough for the day!” Bubbles continued.

“I don’t enjoy being rude, and I don’t enjoy having rude people around, either. On that note, I have an extra treat for you, Pinkie!” I pointed out.

“What is it, what is it?” she inquired ecstatically.

“Since you are the girl, I figured you may enjoy the pink as nail polish and lip stick; aside from a high gloss top coat?” I teased her.

“You will have to wait, until after we have finished the meal!” Bubbles declared firmly, but with a hint of a chuckle at the end, or edge.