Daring Do & The Annoying New Fan

by Flash_Magnus

Rating: teen
Tags: Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other, Sex, Daring Do, Ahuizotl, Random, Adventure
Length: 6365

Being a big fan of Daring Do I decide to pay her a visit to have an annoyingly fun time with her for a week!

Made the popular stories list on 5-11-2015
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In this funny/crazy one-shot sequel

It has been months since that night where me and a few others made wishes to become ponies and now that me, Thunderlane and Rumble are living in Cloudsdale you might ask, what's next?

Why, go pay Daring Do a visit of course! And introduce myself in the most annoying way possible, while also helping her out. This will be a fun week for me and her. Let the shenanigans commence!
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Story takes place a few months after the main story and during Season 5
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Big thanks to Thunderblast for editing this for me. Commas and periods are evil I tell ya! :pinkiecrazy: plus, he came up with the title.

Rated Teen/Sex for sexual related things ... but! There is no sex in this story.

3 Things to remember about this story
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1.This story might seem kinda rushed. Mainly because I imagined this story as where I as Thunderclap go and meet Daring Do and various different things happen which explains the line breaks.

2.Daring might seem OOC. I'm just saying that ahead of time just in case whichever of you do read it and think that will hopefully read this to know that I said it.

3.I made Ahuizotl look like an idiot ... XD it's for comedic purposes I swear!

If you keep these three things in mind then great! Aside from that, I hope you enjoy this crazy story I came up with. If you didn't like it then just let me know why. I can handle whatever reason you might have.

Published 2015-05-11 23:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-05-11 23:40:02 UTC

Daring Do gets an unexpected bigger fan worse than Rainbow Dash

Daring Do & The Annoying New Fan

Date: May 7,2015
Time: 10:00am

Location: Cloudsdale, Equestria

"Well, even though I waited a few months for this, Thunderlane and Rumble, I'm ready to finally go and annoy Daring Do and have fun while doing it. Thunderclap style!" I said, pumping a hoof into the air with a proud smug smirk on my muzzle.

"Uh ... you really expect her to just let you do ... whatever it is that you're planning to do?" Rumble asked, clearly unable to believe it will happen.

"Why, of course! I mean, what can possibly go wrong?" I winked and let out a small squee.

That was met with a round of facehooves and Thunderlane groaning. "Remind me again why we're together?"

I grinned and wiggled my eyebrows at him, "Because, my sexy Thunderlane, I love it when you make me squeak during sex, give awesome blowjobs to one another... all the cum, you know, all the good stuff and more."

"Thunderclap! How can you say such things in front of Rumble at that?!" Thunderlane shouted in mock shock.

Rumble only rolled his eyes, "For your information big brother, I used to be a twenty-two year old human named Kyle before making that wish to be Rumble, and even though I'm here now as your little brother, that doesn't mean you should tell others to keep their dirty thoughts out of conversations. Just keep that in mind, alright?"

Thunderlane snorted, "I wasn't being serious."

"Yeah, sure."

"Anyways,” Thunderlane started to move the conversation along, "What are you actually planning on doing when you get there?"

"Well," I said, rolling out a very familiar map onto the cloud table. "First I have to get there," I pointed a hoof at the location of Daring's place "And if I follow this map the same way the Mane Six did in the episode of Daring Don't then I should get there fairly easy. After I finally get there I'll introduce myself to Daring in the most annoying way possible that I can think of, try to help her in any way I can if I can buy it, and if I'm lucky I can probably join her on an adventure. So overall, I will probably be away for about a week or so."

"Aww, really?" Thunderlane pouted. "What am I going to do if you're away for that long?"

I shrugged. "Just clop while thinking about me? It'll be something to replace the nightly ... parties we have."

Thunderlane thought that over for a moment and sighed. "I guess you're right, it's better than nothing I suppose, and I could hang out with Rumble in the mean time too."

"That's the spirit!" I said, rolling the map back up and flew over to my saddlebags and checked to make sure I had what I needed – Bits: check, Map: check, Daring Do Vinyl from Hot Topic: check.

I can only imagine how she will react when I give it to her and she sees the word 'Dazzle' at the end of her name. Won't that be fun. I chuckled to myself, closing it back up and putting the bags on my back, clicking it in place.

Trotting to the door of our cloud house, and opening the door I turned back to look at Thunderlane and Rumble and smiled. "Bye, I'll be back in about a week or so."

"Bye, have fun!" Rumble said.

"Wait!"

"Thunderlane ran up to me and gave me a quick peck on the lips. “I know you want to do this badly, but... just be safe alright? I don't want to find out that you've been injured for a stupid reason."

I leaned forward and gave Thunderlane a lengthy passionate kiss before pulling back, "Don't worry Thunderbooty, I will try my best and if for some reason I do get injured, it'll be worth it. Trust me on that one," and with that and a flap of my wings, I flew off towards the Ponyville train station.

The trip to the station was fairly quick with the occasional 'Hi' from random ponies. I landed on the platform which was filled with ponies waiting for the train, though thankfully there wasn't any in the ticket line.

Perfect I thought while trotting up to the ticket counter looking up at the screen to see when the train was coming and noticed that the next train to Vanhoover was coming in seven minutes.

I rang the bell to catch the attention of the bored looking stallion behind the counter. "Hello good sir, I would like a ticket to Vanhoover please."

"That'll be ten bits please," he said with the average bored expression.

I dug into my saddlebags and took out the exact amount, setting it on the counter with an extra fifty bits on the side for the stallion, who looked confused until I explained, "You look like you can use a pick-me-up so I decided to help you out with these fifty bits. Have some fun, I'm sure this job can't be that boring,” I smiled.

The stallion's ears perked up at that and a smile crossed his muzzle. "Wow, um thanks! This is so unexpected."

"You're very welcome. I'm happy to help out a fellow pony," I smiled still, grabbing the ticket with my teeth, trotting back to the waiting area as the train pulled in coming to complete stop a few minutes later.

"This is the train to Vanhoover! I repeat, this is the train to Vanhoover! This train will also stop at Canterlot! All aboard!" The conductor pony shouted.

Time to get this show on the road I thought while trotting up to the conductor pony, giving him the ticket, and walked inside finding an empty seat with others being filled by various ponies.

As the train departed and getting a good view of the countryside, I knew this was going to be a long train ride so I decided to take out the map again to know what I'm getting myself into.

Okay, since obviously this train doesn't stop anywhere near Daring's place, I'll just have to get off at the station and follow the trail northeast. I shouldn't miss it, especially if I fly the rest of the way. I mean, it isn't that far right? Not that it would be a problem for me since I can just walk the rest of the way if it proves to be too much for me. I should also consider doing some sightseeing around Vanhoover to see what that city has to offer. I'm sure Thundybooty and Rumble would love to come someday too.

Looking back out the window and at the beautiful scenery another thought hit me.

Big question is, how would Daring react to me? I already know how I will introduce myself and it's going to be fun until the point where I have to convince her that I'm not there to rob her or anything. Hell, I'm sure it will be even more difficult to join her on an adventure...this will be fun indeed.

I sighed, rolling the map back up and slipping it into my saddlebags.

Although ... when I tell her about what goes on in the human world with her two episodes the books that were made involving her and the vinyl collectible I have for her, I'm sure she won't mind having me around for a while.

I smirked as the train entered the mountain winding it's way up the mountain towards Canterlot.

Get ready Daring Do, you're going to have to deal with a new annoying fan that might just be crazier than Rainbow Dash.

Almost two hours later, the train finally arrived in Vanhoover. Getting off the train, I moved out of the way to let the other ponies get off while taking another look at the map.

"Hmm, I think I'm better off just flying there," I said to no pony but myself. "Yeah, sightseeing can wait, I want to meet Daring already. I can just come back with Thunderlane and Rumble on another day and we can enjoy our time here." And with that I flew off in the direction that I hoped was the correct way.

"Fucking hay," I panted, leaning against a tree to rest for a minute. "On the map it looked so much shorter when in reality it was far longer than I thought probably taking almost an hour just to reach her place. How did the Mane 6 actually do it so easily? Meh, I need to exercise more, not that it matters anyway because I'm here already!" I said, grinning like a colt on Hearth's Warming morning staring at the place that Daring calls home, which looks much better now than it did in the episode.

Walking up to it and around the house doing a 'out in the open obvious stakeout', one thing was on my mind. "Should I just knock on the door? Nah, only smart ponies do that, time to do something stupid," that was when my ears perked up and picking up on the tell tale sound of water running. Flying up to the open window, I noticed that the shower was running with a very familar pony inside. Trying and failing to hold in a very big grin, I decided to put my plan into motion and flew inside.

Meanwhile, in the shower

"I can't believe that just a mile or two away from where I got the Sapphire Stone, there was another temple that contained a gold version of the same thing! It's even worth more! Why did nopony tell me this sooner?" Daring spoke to herself while rubbing shampoo into her grayscale style mane, scrubbing it. "No matter, I'll just start on my adventure going over there tomorrow. I know Ahuizotl probably has no clue about it... but just in case it's best that I-"

YOINK!

Yanking the curtain back I shouted in the most annoying way possible.

"HI DARING! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN! EVEN BIGGER THAN RAINBOW DASH! CAN I DRINK YOUR BATH WATER?!"

"HOLY FUCKING HAY WHAT THE FUCK!!"

*Bam*

*Punch*

The force of her hoof-to-face punch sent me flying out of the bathroom and slamming into the wall at the end of the hallway.

"Ow...." I groaned rubbing at the painful spot with a hoof and wincing "Damn, that mare can throw a mean hook. Not that I regret it or anything, because I just got punched by my favorite pony ever!" Quickly checking my saddle bags, I noticed the present I had for her was not damaged thankfully.

Daring came stomping out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around herself, each hoof making a loud clop on the floor coming to a stop in front of me, glaring daggers at me. Before she could yell, I spoke up first.

"Daring, what the hay? I only came in here with hopes of meeting you and drinking your bath water like any crazy fan would do," I said like it was the most obvious thing in the world, wincing slightly at the pain.

Daring's face turned into one of confusion and slight disgust, "Okay... first of all, that is disgusting. Second, you're only some crazy fan and not somepony who wants to rob me?"

I snorted, "Yes, I'm just a fan, and yes, I know I should have knocked on the door like a smart pony, but this was too good to pass up that I just had to do it."

Daring thought that over for a moment, "Well... I suppose I can believe you since you didn't try anything like fight me back, or just straight up take something... and would you please sit up? It looks so tempting ..."

Confused at first by what Daring meant, I noticed that there was a blush forming on her face. Looking down I noticed that I was pretty much exposing myself to her so I just had to say it.

Waving a hoof to her in a seductive manner I grinned, "Why Daring, I'm happy that you want to give me the best blowjob ever, but my barn door doesn't swing that way."

Daring's blush intensified and she stammered, "S-shut up!" Punching me in the left eye.

"Fuuuuuucccckkk!!!” I hissed holding a forehoof to my eye which quickly turned into a smirk. "Getting punched by best pony? Worth it! Even though I'm getting a black eye out of this.”

Daring gave me an evil grin. "So I'm best pony and it was worth it? You know... my hooves are itching to punch something else, so sit up already before I punch your pride and joy."

The smirk on my face quickly turned into fear and I shot up instantly, "Please don't hit my stallionhood and balls, I'm too sexy to get punched there!"

Daring let out a chuckle at that and shook her head. "You're a weird stallion, you know that right?"

"Well, I'll admit that when I was human, I was weird enough."

Daring tilted her head, "A what?"

"A human... you know, hairless ape?"

Daring said nothing.

I rolled my eyes. "Daring, you need to get out more. A few months ago, some crazy shit happened on the world I'm originally from where the following day me and two other guys woke up as ponies because of shooting stars and Luna grating wishes,” I stopped to take a breath. “

Since then, hundreds of humans have been coming through a portal in Canterlot turning into ponies. It's the best thing ever to happen in my life for sure, aside from this right now of course."

"Are you willing to tell me more about the world you came from and these ... humans?" Daring said sounding intrigued.

"Sure, I don't mind telling what I can to best pony."

"Well I'll give you a chance then so make yourself comfortable. I want to finish up in the bathroom first." Daring walked back into the bathroom.

"Alright, will do!" I said, flying back downstairs to wait.

"So you mean to tell me that we're a show for ... kids and adults on your world, there were two episodes that involved me, there's some merchandise involving myself, and some other human has even written books about me and my adventures?" Daring repeated what I had said to be sure, sounding surprised and I can't blame her.

"Yes," I said making sure to keep what I have in my saddlebags a secret for now. "Those three books she wrote about you are very good by the way. I was super excited to be reading about your adventures."

"What books were they anyway?"

"Daring Do and the Marked Thief of Marapore, Daring Do and the Eternal Flower, and Daring Do and the Forbidden City of Clouds."

"Interesting... those names sound very familar." Daring said deep in thought. "I guess I should be surprised, but, those adventures you read really did happen."

"Oh wow, well, I'm not totally surprised about it. I mean, I always did think that whatever happened on earth related to the show or other related things that it happened here also... after I found out that Equestria was real that is."

"And what about the episodes?" Daring asked.

"Well..." I said smirking slightly, "How about an offer you can't refuse?"

Daring raised an eyebrow, "I'm listening."

"Can I go on one adventure with you?” My eyes sparkled and my grin widened. “Pretty please? If you agree to that, then you can come to my mom's place on Earth, and I can just let you watch the episodes so you can see what they did for yourself, and as an added bonus! I can order those three books for you so you can keep them. It even comes with a Daring Do figurine," I stuck out my lower lip and added the puppy dog eyes for extra effect. Stallions can be super adorable too, right?

"Damn it," Daring facehooved. "Why do you gotta be adorable? Fine, seeing as though you're not here to rob me, and all of the stuff you told me so far has me believing you... and I really want those books and see those episodes... alright fine, you got yourself a deal. After what happened in the Fortress of Talacon, I should start trusting some ponies. But I'm still keeping my eyes on you... erm, you never told me your name actually."

"The name's Thunderclap," I replied, smiling proudly.

"I'm keeping my eyes on you Thunderclap, I might trust you, but if you try anything funny..." Daring said with narrowed eyes getting closer to me until....

*Boop*

"Best pony will just have to punch some sense in to you, understand?"

I gulped and quickly nodded, "Understood."

Daring backed away, sitting on the couch again, looking happy. "Now that that is over, and you really want to come on an adventure with me. There is one thing that came up that you can join me on."

I leaned forward, eyes sparkling and listening with interest.

Daring laughed awkwardly at my expression. "Anyway... when I was in the temple collecting the Sapphire Stone, turns out that about a mile away was another temple that contains a golden version of that statue, and I wasn't even aware of it until recently! As far as I'm concerned, Ahuizotl has no clue about its existence, so at the crack of dawn tomorrow, we're leaving to hurry up and get it just in case. It's extremely valuable and I have to make sure it gets to a museum."

"Well, count me in then!" I said excitedly. "You'd think that they would keep the two statues in the same temple, but this makes it more interesting!" I let out a squee.

Daring rolled her eyes, but nevertheless smiled. "Well since you're going to be here for a few days, want to join me for lunch? I just gotta go get my disguise to go as A.K. Yearling."

"Oh! I'd love to. I just have one question."

"What's that?"

"Can I drink your bath water?"

"Ew... Thunderclap, what the hell? You really meant that?"

I nodded.

Daring shrugged. "Meh, go ahead then. Should've drained the water when I had the chance."

"Fuck yes!" I zoomed into the bathroom and dunk my face into the dirty bath water, drinking it greedily. "Oh Celestia, this is so fucking disgusting, but I'm drinking the dirty bath water from best pony! Rainbow would be so jealous!"

Back in the living room, Daring heard everything letting out a groan and a facehoof. "Thunderclap is such an idiot, even for big fan standards. But, he is offering me those books among other things so I might as well deal with his shenanigans for the next few days," Daring walked to the closet to get dressed. "Who knows? He might even be more helpful than I thought."

"Hey there A.K., the usual I'm guessing?” A stallion greeted her from behind the counter of the fast food restuarant we were in. "Yep, just a hay burger, fries and a hay shake."

"And I'll have what she's having, but two orders please!"

The stallion gave me an odd look. "Who are you?"

"I'm Thunderclap, I'm such a big fan of her work so I'm joining her for lunch."

"Yeah... lets keep it at that. No need to tell him about your black eye." Daring muttered.

"Well alright then," the stallion said ringing up our order. "That'll be twenty bits."

Before Daring could dig in to take out the amount requested, I held a hoof out to stop her. "Allow me to pay for your meal," I said, taking out the twenty bits and setting it on the counter which he took.

Daring smiled. "Thanks Thunderclap... say, you wouldn't mind paying for dinner too right?"

I winked at her, "Don't worry about it. I get plenty of bits a month and I have a lot on me so I don't mind helping out my favorite pony."

The food came out a few minutes later which we both took with our teeth and walked to an empty table and sat down when a thought came to me.

"Say, Daring."

"Yes?"

"Why don't you just let ponies see the real you? Can't be that bad right?"

Daring shrugged, "In my line of work, I'd rather not have that many ponies knowing my true identity. That's why I stay as A.K. Yearling when I write my books, so most ponies know me as that and not the real Daring Do and I'd rather keep it that way for now. While I go as my actual self during adventures."

"Fair enough, time to eat!" I went muzzle first into my food, eating with a happy smile, much to the disgust of the other ponies who noticed my way of eating.

Daring started munching on some hay fries while giving me a weird look. "Wow, you sure were hungry."

Swallowing a mouthful of food and drinking some of the shake I spoke. "Yeah, I just woke up today and left from Cloudsdale to come here and see you. I didn't have time to eat."

Daring's eyes widened slightly, "You came from Cloudsdale? That's so far away."

"Yep, took me almost 3 hours of catching the train, flying and walking."

"Well then, you sure were determined."

"Damn right I was."

The rest of the time was spent with me eating happily while Daring was trying to look away, eating her food from the glaring eyes some of the ponies were giving me. Not that I noticed.

"Okay, I just have to use the bathroom and we can go out to dinner afterwards alright?" Daring said walking into her bathroom.

"Mind if I join you?"

"You're kidding right?"

"Daring, does it look like I'm kidding?"

Daring gave me a deadpanned look. "I don't want you in there with me. It's just .... weird." And slammed the door in my face.

Not wanting to be left out on the bathroom action, I leaned against the door, pressing a ear to it listening to the sweet sound of her doing her business.

"Aww yeah, piss real good for me Daring Do, I love that sound." I said with a smirk on my face.

"You know, that's real creepy of you Thunderclap. Even Rainbow who is just as big of a fan as you wouldn't do that." Daring said from inside finishing up.

I banged a hoof on the door, "You don't know that! She probably would if she had the chance and I regret nothing!"

"You know Thunderclap... dinner was fantastic, and thanks again for paying for everything, but..." Daring said, squirming slightly. "I don't think this is really necessary."

"Oh hush Daring. I'm a coltcuddler, so you have nothing to worry about and it's not like my stallionhood is aching for attention," I said with my hooves wrapped around Daring while in bed mind you. Rainbow Dash would be so jealous. "Tomorrow is a big day as we set out to find the gold version of the Sapphire Stone, so just enjoy some cuddles and snuggles from creepy Thunderclap. If you try to resist I'll just cuddle harder," and with that I rested my face against her mane. "Goodnight."

"Yeah... goodnight. Ugh the things I have to go through. At least it'll be worth it in the end."

Early morning

"Okay, ready to go Thunderclap?" Daring asked while wearing her signature vest and pith helmet that I love so much.

"Sure am, I have everything I will need. So, how long will this take again?"

"A few days to get there and a few to come back."

"I thought it took you over two months just to get to the temple with the original Sapphire Stone."

"That was because my wing was injured so I was stuck on the ground. This time though, I'm not injured, so we can just fly straight there with the occasional break to walk and rest our wings and sleep."

"Seems legit."

"It's very legit."

"Well alright then, lets go!"

Three hours later in the forest

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are we there-"

Daring snapped around, giving me the most angriest glare ever that I thought I saw fire in her eyes. "How about I punch your shit?!" She shouted.

Mimicking the same pose from a certain princess I spoke, "Okay, I didn't see that one coming, and I need my prized jewels in one piece thank you very much."

Daring sighed, "Sorry, but that was getting on my nerves."

"No need to apologize," I smiled proudly. "It's what any annoying fan would do."

"Right... well, lets continue on then before Ahuizotl and his henchponies decide to show up, because I have a good feeling it will happen."

The rest of the trip went on annoyance free save for the random conversations me and Daring would have.

Three days later at the temple

"You know, I'm glad I didn't injure my wing this time because this is too easy," Daring said, flying over the traps while being careful regardless just in case.

"This temple has the same exact traps like the original, so that must mean..." Daring flew into the main room to see that it was the same as the one in the other temple that housed the original Sapphire Stone. Pumping a hoof into the air, she let out a cheer. "Aww yeah! I love it when things are easy!"

Flying up to the pedestal, Daring's reaction turned to shock seeing the statue missing. "Dammit! Did Ahuizotl actually beat me here? Or was it Thunderclap? Dammit! I shouldn't have told him to split up to find it. That little sneak!"

"Hey there, Daring Do!" I said while flying upside down hovering in front of her. I looked like such an idiot with a smug smile and a black eye. "I believe you are looking for this?" Taking out the gold Sapphire Stone from behind me and hoofing it over to Daring.

Daring's jaw dropped in surprised as she took it in her hooves. "I... but... how did you get this that easily?"

"Simple," I pointed a hoof up at the ceiling where a wide hole was clearly visible. "I flew in from there and just took it after I kept setting off a few traps and remembering a certain scene from one of your episodes. I'm surprised there wasn't any lava actually."

"Um... well, thanks. I'm glad that you're in one piece actually." Daring took off her pith helmet, dropped the statue inside, putting it back on. "So, what's the deal with those markings on your face?"

"Oh that... well... uh... ehehehe..."

Five minutes earlier

Crap, Daring was right, Ahuizotl and his henchponies are here, I can tell by the voices. Luckily for me, I found this conveniently placed white chalk on the floor so I can draw some markings on my face to fool him. I got to work, and let me tell you, white chalk against my dark grayish coat goes pretty well actually.

The sound of hoofsteps came up from behind and stopped. Turning around I came face-to-face with her mane enemy, Ahuizotl. Yep, he's tall and ugly. 0/10 would not rut even if I was paid a thousand bits.

"You there!" Ahuizotl said, pointing a finger at me, glaring. "Who are you, and where is Daring Do?

"Uh... I'm your new pegasus henchpony... yes that's it! I'm your pegasus henchpony the seventh™!"

The other ponies talked to themselves while Ahuizotl raised an eyebrow. "Alright then...you can be very useful... and Daring Do? Did you happen to see her? I must have that gold Sapphire Stone!"

"Now that you mention her," I tapped my chin with a hoof. "I was pretty sure I noticed a grayish black streak leaving out of the temple, but I couldn't be sure if that was her or not."

"What?! Nooooo!!! Come my henchponies, we must hurry after her, she already took it. To the exit!" As the ponies ran, Ahuizotl spoke to me again before leaving. "I want you to do another check of this place to see if you can find anything valuable then report back to me got it?"

I mock saluted, trying to hold in my laughter, "Yes sir! Understood."

As Ahuizotl ran off, I took out the gold statue from under my left wing, holding it in my hooves. With a smirk on my face I flew back to the room where I found it at to wait for Daring. "What idiots, I can't believe that even worked."

"I can't believe all of them fell for it! Especially Ahuizotl," Daring said, laughing so much that tears were coming out of her eyes.

"Yeah," I replied, laughing myself. "I can only imagine his face when I don't actually report back to him."

Daring wiped away the tears from her eyes with a hoof. "So, ready to go?"

"I'm ready."

"Wait."

"Yes Daring?"

"You do know you have three arrows stuck in your flank right?"

I looked towards it and saw what she was talking about. "Oh that, yeah I got a little too excited and stepped on a trap which of course shot arrows with me taking three of them. They aren't really in there though, just slightly stuck."

Yanking them out, I winced slightly from the pain. "There we go. I just got so caught up in this that I just forgot."

Daring chuckled, "Lets just go, we got what we needed."

With a flap of our wings, we flew off back towards home.

Meanwhile, outside the temple

"Keep searching! Daring Do probably didn't get far," Ahuizotl growled while searching.

"But sir, if the pegasus one said he saw a grayish black streak leaving out of here, then that means that she is long gone."

"I don't care, keep searching!"

"Look!" Another henchpony shouted, pointing a hoof at the sky. "There they are."

Ahuizotl looked up too see his enemy flying off with a very familiar looking pegasus alongside.

Growling and waving a hand in the air, he shouted, "I've been fooled again! Curse you Daring Do and fake henchpony the seventh™!!!"

Everypony around him facehooved with one saying, "We always fall for this shit."

Everypony else nodded their agreement letting out sighs.

A few days later back at Daring's place

"Well, this has been a crazy week with you showing up out of the blue, annoying me at times. But, in the end, it was worth it since I got what I need with a lot of help coming from you so thank you, Thunderclap, I'm glad I could trust you enough."

"I'm just glad I got to meet you and help you out," I said while giving Daring a hug. "My eye is healing nicely, so that's a plus and this will be quite the story to tell when I get back to Cloudsdale. Speaking of stories... will you add me in your latest one?" I added a squee at the end of that for amusement and stared at her with hopeful eyes.

Daring smiled. "Of course, this will be great for a few laughs."

"Oh my gosh! Thank you! ... wait, before I go I want to give you a present." Opening up the saddlebag, I took out the figure of her. "Back on Earth, the humans make various merchandise for ponies including you so I want you to have this,” and handed it to her.

Daring took it in her hooves inspecting the figure of herself until she noticed the name on the box. "Dazzle? What the fuck, why would the humans add that to my name?"

"It's a mystery to me too. I even got annoyed when I saw that they did that."

"Well, I still love it anyway," Daring replied with a smile, setting it down on the table. "I guess you should be going then. You don't want to miss that train to Ponyville."

"Right," I quickly strapped on my saddlebags and trotted to the door opening it. Before flying off, I turned back to Daring to say one more thing.

"Hey Daring."

"Yes?"

"I will make sure I hold up my end of the deal and order those books for you. So, come to my place in Cloudsdale in about a week so we can head to Canterlot, go through the portal and to the place I used to live at to pick it up. I'll make sure that you also watch the episodes and answer any questions you might have about earth or the episodes to the best of my knowledge."

Daring nodded. "I look forward to that. I have to make a stop at Canterlot anyway to drop off the gold Sapphire Stone in the museum, so I'll see you then."

With a wink and a wave I flew away and back to the Vanhoover train station.

A few hours later back in Cloudsdale

I was greeted to Thunderlane hugging the hell out of me while Rumble snickered. "Wow Thunderclap, you really had fun I bet, especially with that more than obvious black eye."

"Hey!" I pouted. "This black eye was well worth it in the end! It'll go away soon enough."

"Just how did you get that black eye anyway?" Thunderlane asked, deadpanned. "I was hoping you'd come back injury free."

I shrugged. "By introducing myself to Daring in the most annoying way possible. Anyway, let's sit down and I'll tell you everything that happened. After that I have to head back to Earth to order some books for her, so this will be a long story to tell."

"Well alright, but later tonight we're going a few rounds of hot sex action to make up for the days that you were away," Thunderlane said with a serious look.

"Don't worry my sexy Thundybooty. I'm pretty pent up myself so expect a lot of sexual action tonight."

Rumble rolled his eyes.

"Now to tell you about the time I spent with Daring...."

One week later back on Earth

"EEEEEE! Another pony!" My mother squealed, hugging Daring. "Thunderclap, I didn't know you had a mare friend."

Daring gave me a weird look and I coughed awkwardly looking away, "Uh mom, I'm still a coltcuddler... and speaking of love, what about that unicorn teacher who taught you magic?"

My mother let go of Daring blushing furiously. "For your information, we are together and having the time of our lives!"

"Aww, mom," I smirked, "That's good to know that you and him are having such a wonderful time together."

"Well, I'll leave you two alone for now. I have stuff to work on in my room. Let me know if you need anything," and trotted off to her room.

"You know..." Daring said. "Your mother seems quite happy to be a unicorn."

"Yeah, she sure is. Being a pony can make anypony happy especially the fans themselves and being a unicorn at that? Well that makes your life a lot easier, but, I'm happy being a pegasus," Fuck yeah, Pegasus master race.

"So..." Daring said. "About those books?"

"Oh yeah." I flew off into my old room bringing out the treasure chest, setting it down in front of Daring.

Daring looked at it curiously. "I like the designs on it, and I really like how it's a treasure chest to relate to what I do. So thanks, Thunderclap, it means a lot to me that you would do this."

"You're welcome, I know you'll like it Daring since you said those adventures already happened."

"That's true, and what about the episodes?"

"Oh, we can watch those on the iPad."

"A what now?"

"It's a device that lets you do many things like browse the internet, play games, listen to music and watch videos."

Daring titled her head in a curious manner which was super adorable! "What's the internet?"

I facehoofed, this was going to be a while. "Say Daring, you don't mind staying around for an extra day or two to tell you about Earth tech and take you on a sightseeing tour?"

Daring smiled. "After all of the help you did for me? Sure, I'd love to stay for a while."

The End

Author's Note

Woo! If you read all of it I hope you enjoyed this hopefully hilarious and crazy one-shot XD

Thanks again to Thunderblast for editing this.

About halfway through the Thunderclap/Thunderlane shopping fic, the idea of making a one-shot sequel came to me. The more I thought about it, the more I wanted it to involve with me meeting my favorite pony ever.

This idea just stayed in my head so I just had to do it.

As to how I wanted to go about in making this story... well, I was thinking of having it be different scenes where I do something to either annoy Daring or actually be nice and help her which is what the end result is here. Also, I started typing this up since May 7th, that's why you see it at the beginning.

Most of you will probably see Daring as OOC in some parts which it's true enough, but, this is how I wanted to do this story :duck:

The bath water and Ahuizotl scenes are just too fucking funny for me that I kept laughing as I typed those scenes XD I hope most of you found that funny.

The picture that gave me the bath water Idea XD - http://anirichie-art.deviantart.com/art/OMG-Daring-Do-S4-ATG-Day-16-461388461

So to end this, if you read the story and liked it then great! If you didn't then that's fine too :derpytongue2: I mean, It's not for everypony. I just hope there isn't many errors since I spent a lot of time checking this over before submitting it.