spas and surprises

                                       SOMBRA

         Ah it was nice to meet an educated pony for once, at least versed in the way of culture and etiquette. As I walked up to the spa she saw me and waved, ah relaxation.

        "So what would you like for your massages dearie?" Said the pony, or Rarity as she told me.

        "I'll take the extra strength, hot stone deep tissue massage." I said.

         She replied "Dearie I'm not sure you'll want that it is a bit... extreme."

         I shrugged "I'll be fine you go order your massage, we'll meet up in the hot tub after the massages."

         All of a sudden a Pegasus with biceps that put strongmen to shame but surprisingly tiny wings broke through the wall, screaming "YEAH" and urging me to what looked like the extra strength, hot stone deep tissue massage, hopefully it will be strong enough to get through a thousand years of back pain.

         After the massage I walked to the hot tub and dipped in. "Soooo how was the massage you don't look like your back has been broken." She said.

         "When you haven't had a massage in a thousand years  you need something a bit tougher to get through the crust." The name is Rei by the way."

         " So what do you think of the new ruler of the Crystal Empire, Cadence. She said in a playful tone.

         "I hate her and wish her dead." I thought, but I said "She's nice" and closed my eyes hoping that she wouldn't ask any more questions, unfortunately I was not so lucky.

         "So what do you think of your country hosting the Equestria games?"

         Thinking quickly I said "I left for Equestria as soon as I woke up so I didn't get a whole lot of information about current events, or events for that matter."

         She stared at me for a bit before saying  "but with the train it only takes a couple of hours what did you do walk?"

         I had to make an excuse  "Erm actually yes I did walk, it was a long walk and took me 2 years as you can see."

        She raised an eyebrow before saying  "you'll tell me all about these adventures later won't you dearie?"

        "Sure why not" I said, already thinking up stories of a long treacherous journey that would put tears in any pony's eyes in place of me teleporting from place to place, allowing for cross country travel in a matter of days.

        "That would be simply divine, Before we do that there's  something I want to show you so let's get out of this tub shall we?"

        We walked out of the spa and into the street, as we walked I noticed something peculiar, nobody was around. Usually there would be ponies littered about talking and doing stuff but now, nobody. Not a single soul was in sight, so naturally I asked "where is everyone?"

        Only to be replied  with a "oh, around." It worried my soul. "Well we're here." She said, I raised an eyebrow, this was the castle and last time I was around there was nothing pleasent. "Well, open it." She said, I sighed what could they possibly have hidden right  behind the door, I open it... And nearly die of a heart attack.

                                     Pinkie Pie

          "SURPRISE!!!! Huh?" I said instead of the usual reaction of jumping and saying ahhhh! All this guy did was roll his eyes way back into his head and fall down. "Why so glum, are you sleepy?" I said while walking toward him, well more of a jumping to him.

           "Dearie you may have knocked him out with that surprise of yours. " Rarity said. I

            thought about it and then said "Not for long!" Pulling out a giant loudspeaker I yell "RISE AND SHINE SLEEPY HEAD!!!"

            He woke screaming "gahhhhhh!" Now that was the reaction I expected.

            "Hey silly we have another surprise for you in the castle!"

            He gasped out in between breathes  "No... more... surprises."

            Then Rarity piped up saying "don't worry about it there is a party waiting for you inside in celebration of you moving here."

             He nodded and walked in while I jumped ahead and yelled "Let's get this party started every pony!" Music started playing and people started dancing around, even the grumpy wumpy guy started to smile and talk with others, so considered my job of welcoming him into Ponyville done.

           I fetched a muffin and poured hot sauce all over it and prepared to eat when Rei walked up saying "That looks delicous, could I have one?" I enthusiacticly agreed, getting a muffin and pouring hot sauce on it before giving it to him. As he ate I watched as he went from chewing normally to having steam come out of his ears and gave him a glass of milk to cool off. He said "I have never had anything that spicy before where'd you find this."

           I answered "made it myself, like it?" As an answer  he raised another muffin to have hot sauce be poured on, I readily agreed, Nothing like a job well done to lighten the mood. I started to dance when I saw Twilight walking down the stairs. I waved and yelled "Twilight, want to join the party!"

           Sleepily she walked over asking, "for whom?" I pointed to Rei, as she looked her eyes slowly widened and she ran up the stairs.

                                          TWILIGHT

This is a disaster! How has nobody noticed that that's Sombra! The lord of the Crystal Empire for Celestia's sake! Okay, calm down the fact that nobody has that eye thingie means that no one is under his control, who knows maybe It's not him, only a crystal pony who looks sokewhat like him, has a magic cutie mark, and has the EXACT same magical field enimating from him, only weaker... But what if he is Sombra and is slowly plotting to destroy equestria from the inside. How to tell, how to tell, aha! I've got it!