Comedy Shorts - Vassily and the Singing Andrey Incident
"I am the Great Andrey, the fast talking drinking Andy." Andrey starts singing but Vassily said, "What the hell is he doing? Singing like a mudak?" Andrey sings again, "I am the Great Andrey. The Greatest in all the Federation." However, Vassily reacts, "This is a fucking disgrace! Andrey's trying to dance and sing, he sucks!"
Admiral Vassily saw Andrey singing again. However, Vassily said, "When i thought things could get worst, I see this horrible attempt by Andrey to sing. HE'S BLOODY AWFUL!" Andrey sings, "What a wonderful guy I am!" Only to have Vassily yelling, "I will punish Andrey, for this disgraceful failure! FAILURE! FAILURE! FAILURE!"
Admiral Vassily hears Andrey's horrible singing. "Admiral, it's not that bad, I think i maybe a pretty good." However Vassily yells, "YOU'RE BLOODY AWFUL! JUST LISTEN TO THIS!" Andrey replies, "Admiral, i won't stand by and listen to unwarranted criticsims!"
"Your little song is not an embarrassment for you; it's made the Federatsiya a laughing stock!" Vassily yelled, as he throws his pencils down and said, "YOU'RE A DUMBASS!"
Admiral Vassily then sat down, then said, "This is a disaster. This is a great piece of propaganda, Karl Fegelein might use it against me. Andrey.... You'll be punished for this. If anyone here dares to embarrass me and my Inner Circle with anymore disastrous crap, like Andy does. I will personal shoot you, myself. Turn the crap off."
