Warhammer 40k: The Multiversial War of Equestria

Imperium Equestria Base, Everfree Forest. Time: 4:20 PM

  Pinkie Pie had been observing the newcomers for about five minutes, trying to keep herself from leaping towards them with party  cannon in tow. She had spent ages learning to read body language, after the accident with Gilda. She could clearly see that these guys were very tense, holding their metal boxes, and one of them with lots of gold shiny things on his armour was gripping the handle of what looked like a crocodile sword, with razor sharp teeth. Pinkie knew she didn't want to learn how sharp and dearly the weapons were, so she had to think of greeting them like any normal pony, except with a little of the Pinkie flare, as Rarity would call it. Trying to focus on one thought at a time was almost impossible for Pinkie, what with her mind running at Sonic Rainbow levels per minute. But she could think on it, since it meant planning a party and meeting new ponies, or whatever they were.

  When she finally reached an idea, she smiled.

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  As the Sons of Sanguinius  looked through the dense jungle, they had not expected any of the wildlife here. Wolves made out of wood, what looked to be a cross of a Lion, Scorpion, and bat trundle past, and, as Brother Arigon  had seen, a Pink blur. Captain Meridion  had gone back inside to ask why the power wasn't on schedule. Though the Marines had expected something to come at them from the trees, none had expected something to appear from behind the Astartes.

  "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name? Do you want some cake?" A small, pink Equine looking thing asked Brother Fellius. He jumped, searching for the source of the voice, before looking down at the small Equine.

  "Excuse me?" He asked, slightly concerned that A, a native had gotten past them, and B, wether or not he was insane in thinking that the creature had talked.

  "I asked you what your name was, and if you want some cake!" The creature asked again, holding up a plate with a large, very colorful peice of food. Fellius immediately was on guard, pondering  wether or not if this beast was some sort of hallucination, or a real native. This question was answered when Arigon leapt over, grabbing the Pink creature, who somehow managed to hold onto the cake.

  "Hey! What was that for?!" The Equine, clearly a female, asked, causing Arigon to drop it from suprise.

   "The Xenos can talk?!" He asked, looking at Fellius.

   "It would appear so. Should we purge it, brother?" Fellius replied, gripping his bolter tight.

  "Yes, I believe so." Arigon said, bringing his bolter to bear in front of the equine. Fellius did the same, but just as they were about to fire, Captain Meridion stopped them.

  "Hold your fire!" He belllowed, walking towards the two.

  "With all due respect, sir, why? Is it not a filthy Xeno?" Arigon asked, biting back his disgust.

  "It is, but it is the first native of this planet, and we need to gather as much Intel as possible before deciding anything. And also, I believe that it was trying to offer some sort of pastry, possibly a peace offering. Though how it knows how to speak Low Gothic is beyond me." Meridion answered, looking down  on the small Xeno.

  "Yes sir." Arigon replied, pulling  his bolter back and turning the safety on. Fellius did the same.

  "Good. Now, little xeno, if you would follow me please." Meridion said, turning around and heading back to the command center. The xeno looked at Fellius and Arigon, smiled, and bounced after the captain.

  "It disgusts me  that he let's the xeno not only live, but also into the command post." Arigon said once they were out of earshot.

  "Indeed, but the Captain is right. We do not know anything outside of this clearing. We should gather as much Intel as possible before storming out of the forest, Bolters blazing." Fellius replied, returning to his position. Arigon snorted, but returned to his post.

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  As  the mane six watched, Pinkie was led into the strange structure that Rainbow had mentioned earlier. The two pointing their metal boxes had seemed quite angry for some reason.

  "What now? We don't know how to get in there! How will we get Pinkie out?" Rainbow asked, scared as they watched from the cover of the bushes.

  "Don't worry, Dash, she should be fine. I think they are friendly, if for the moment. We can stay here until she leaves. I'm going back to Ponyville  to send  a letter to Celestia. After that, I will return. Don't get caught." Twilight said, calming Rainbow Dash right before she ran back into the forest.

  "Well,let's  hope she is right, for Pinkie's  sake." Applejack said, looking back to the  fortification.

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Somewhere near The Crystal Empire. Time:  5:00 PM.

   while ponies and humans met, there was another strange occurence, as a small vortex popped into existence, and six multicolored beings fell out. Each one had armor that was almost grafted to the creatures, and each had strange masks. As they got up,  they took a look around at the frozen tundra. The green one spoke up.

  "So, Let's agree to never leap-jump into a swirling vortex  without Smart-thinking again, alright?" He said.

  "Well, let's make sure to beat them before they jump into the vortex, right Kongu?" The red one asked, looking around. "Where are we anyways? It looks almost like Ko-Wahi." He asked. They all looked around, unsure on how to proceed.

  "While it does seem like Ko-Wahi, it has a different feel. This place almost seems.... happier." The Blue one said.

  "Yeah, sure. The barren and frozen wasteland seems like a happy-cheerful place. And apparently I'm a Mauka Tiger." The one called Kongu snorted.

  "I can see a town far away from here. Perhaps we should go there?" The Brown one asked.

  "Yeah. Let's go find out where we are." The red one said, and the rest of the group followed.

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A/N Now I know what your thinking. One of two things. First, "really? Bionicle? That was your choice?" And the second being "where are these things from?" If you dont know what they are. To answer the first question, I put them in because I had grown up with these things, and they seem like something that the Space Marines wouldn't open fire upon literally two seconds after meeting it. And also because they have somewhat of a similarity with MLP, and because I want to branch out a bit. Since this is the first story on FIMFiction, I want to get the attention of many people. Now to answer the second question. Bionicle is this old toys made by the LEGO company on the year of my birth, which is the year 2000. It was about biomechanical  beings, and I'm not going to explain this because it's too long for this. Go look it up. Back to the story! [i/]

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Imperium command base, Everfree forest. Time: 5:25 PM

  So far, all Meridion had managed to get out of the Pink creature was it's name, the name of the country, and a massive pile of cakes from Emperor knows where.

  "Ms. Pie, I thank you for the pastries, but may we please get back on topic here? I wish to know more about this land before I decide wether or not I should make an assault, or a peace treaty. Now, who are your leaders?" Meridion asked, trying to regain control of the conversation.

  "Well, there's the two Alicorn Sisters, Celestia and Luna, who raise the sun and the moon for our day cycles. Then there's Cadence, ruler of the Crystal Empire to the North, and Twilight, the princess of Friendship!" The pink mare answered, visibly  trying to keep calm and not bounce off the walls.

  "Interesting. Perhaps I can meet one of these 'Princess's' you speak of? No offence, but it is near impossible to keep you focused on one conversation." Meridion asked, trying to be polite.

  "Sure! Twilight is over in Ponyville, the town just next to here! I can go bring her here!" Pinkie answered, and Meridion sighed.

  "Very well. Perhaps, though, you can go with a Marine, so we know for sure that you aren't bringing back an army." He said, and the Pink mare nodded, right before she hopped out of the room. Meridion watched her go, then sighed.

  "I hopeople this 'Twilight' is more reasonable then that one." He muttered to himself, before activating his vox.

  "Fellius, this is Meridion. We are letting the xeno return so she can bring  back a more... understandable person, and one of the rulers of this country. Please  accompany her so we know she isn't bringing back hostiles." He ordered, and cut the vox link. He looked at the pastries, and, since even if they were poisoned it wouldn't do anything, grabbed one and took a bite out of it. An explosion of taste swarmed his mouth, overpowering his taste buds. His eyes went wide, enjoying the taste. He ate the rest of the cake he had bitten into and walked out, heading back to the clearing.