The Strange Spontaniously Enthusiastic Life Of Twilight Sparkle
It was a warm sunny spring afternoon in the country side town of Ponyville, the smell of roses in the air from the flowers in bloom at this time of the year, the sound of colts and fillies playing outside, Twilight Sparkle was inside Golden Oaks library with her trusty dragon assistant Spike. Twilight didn't take advantage of the nice spring afternoon as she was inside practicing spells and needed Spike's help to do them. Piles of spell books old and new lay spread across tables, chairs, and the floor as she was looking for new spells to master that she had not yet already mastered. while going through the shelves she had found a book hidden in the very back of one of the shelves of the book case. With a glow of her horn she levitates the book to her, it was old or at least seemed that way as it was covered in a thin layer of dust.
Spike looked at the book curiously as he hopped down from the table and walked over to Twilight and stared at the dusty book curious about what it was. Spike curiously asked Twilight in an excited tone" well...what is it?!" his eyes glistening with curiosity.
Twilight shrugged unsure of how to answer as she would just have to find out." I'm not sure Spike.., we'll just have to find out.." she puckered her lips and blew on the cover blowing away the thin layer of dust on the covers surface.
Twilight looked at the cover and seen what seemed to be a yellow circle with a wide grin and eyes that were looking off to the side. Twilight raised her eyebrow not sure of what to make of the image, Spike crawled onto her back and looked past her head raising an eyebrow as well." Uh.. the hey is that?" he asked Twilight. " I'm not sure.." she said unsure herself.
Twilight opened the book and the first page there was a title with that strange face above it." ..The Meme-nomicon, guided to the internet, awesomeness, and strangeness?" she read out loud. she flipped by a few pages and landed on one and found a page with a spell." Oh this looks new!" she said with an excited tone as spiked looked at the book with a worried look on his scaly face uncertain about the book."...I-I don't know if this is a good idea Twilight.." Spike said in protest." Oh settle down Spike, I know what I'm doing.." she scoffed as she began to read the page reading it out loud.
This spell shall summon the great legend known as the ogerlord, he shall spread his love and life to all of his followers who embrace his ways of layerism, he shall appear when the phrase "Ogerlordtislayerseptim" is spoken.
Twilight read out without thinking of the consequences of her irrational reading and the in a flash of green, the smell of onions filled the room invading twilight and spikes nostrils. The sound of a garlic scented fart and a mighty roar came in the direction of the flash of light. The eerie garlic smelling mist started to fade to reveal a glorious sight, a massive green skinned creature with long ears, a large pot belly, wearing a kilt and sweater with a brown leather vest over it, the creature was scratching its belly and then turned to see the two standing there in a bit of shock. He grinned as he gazed at them with his mighty stare " you look like my ass of a room mate Donkey" he exclaimed in a Scottish accent.
Twilight was still in shock due to the spell that she had just cast but then shook her head and came back into reality due to the smell." Um.. excuse me I am not a 'Donkey' I am Twilight Sparkle" she said in reply to his outburst. Spike looked at the oger lord and froze as he pulled on Twilights ear pulling her head to look at him like if steering a wheel. they both stared at the ogerlord seeing him pull his waist back and raise his arms forward, his hands balled into fists as he did so their was a cocking sound." This ogres primed and ready, let me show you my true power!" he thrusts his hips forward with a mighty oger thrust, and oger roar creating a typhoon of onion smelling wind, blowing Twilight and Spike out of the window and everything in his path was blown away destroying the front of the building he the extended his arms out ward the ceiling caved in and heavenly light shined down upon him. " I must go now my children for I must spread my layers and bring happiness to this world!" with the he farted a mighty fart and flew through the roof, the mighty ogerlord flew off into the sunset off on his quest to spread life and love. Twilight got up and sat on her flank rubbing her head, Spike sat up waking up from being knocked out from the 5000 layer bomb.
He looked around and asked Twilight "Ughhh....what happened?" he sat there and when Twilight turned her head he was simply horrified. She had the face that was on the cover of the book, ...the awesome face." What's wrong Spike are you ok?!" she asked worried for his safety. All the little dragon could do was scream.....
To Be Continued.....
