HiE (Mein Little Fuhrer)

Mein Little Fuhrer...Mein Little Fuhrer...

Ahhhhhh.....

Mein Little fuhrer

I used to wonder what Nazi could be

Mein little Fuhrer

Until you shared its jews with me

Mein little fuhrer

Big adventure

Tons of puns

A Nazi heart

Fegelein's antics going strong

Angering the Fuhrer

It's an easy feat!

And antics makes it all complete

Mein Little fuhrer...

Did you know that most of these antics were fegelein'sssssss?

Back at Fluttershy's cottage, Hitler looked at all of the animals, he was amazed at how well she takes care of them.

"So um..Do you want to meet some of the animals?"

Hitler wasn't going to take any chances of him being spot as a non-pony, so he simply nodded.

"Oh thats good, we'll start with the nice animals"

Hitler forced a smile, but deep down, he wants to strangle the shit out of Fegelein. Fluttershy walked him to some birds and other creatures, then he came upon Angel.

"This is Angel Bunny, say hi Angel."

Angel just looked at Hitler with an angry look.

"Hm, this bunny seems like a true Nazi..."

"Whats a Nazi?"

"I'll explain later..Lets just continue meeting these..Friends of yours.."

Fluttershy continued going past more animals, until they got near an area full of bears and other normally hostile creatures. Hitler was scared shitless.

"YOU CRAZY BITCH THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL NICE?!?!"

He started flipping out, then by accident, he charged up his horn and teleported to Canterlot. Unicorns started having interest in the sudden unicorn that appeared out of nowhere.

"Woah, where did you come from?"

"Some stupid place called Ponyville.." Said Hitler absentmindedly

"Wait a second...You teleported all the way from Ponyville..and to Canterlot?! You must be very good at magic!"

Hitler jumped from shock.

"TELEPORTED?! CANTERLOT?! MAGIC?! Gr.....FEGELEIN I'LL KILL YOU!"

Hitler shouted at the sky in anger.

"Who's 'Fegelein'? Anyway..Can you teach me some magic?"

"Yeah teach us some magic, strange mustache pony!"

A lot of the unicorns crowded around him, Hitler saw this as an opportunity to make another Nazi party in this world.

"I mean um...Yes! I shall teach you..But first..Don't you think those winged ponies are taking our rights?"

"You mean Pegasi? I don't think they are taking unicorn rights..."

Hitler started thinking for a bit.

"What can they do that we can't?"

"Well..Pegasi can fly..And earth ponies are really strong...But all of this can be accomplished through magic.."

"Exactly! Why should we keep Pegasi and earth ponies here, when us unicorns are better than them?"

"Hey thats racist!" Said a Pegasus

"The strange pony is right though...Why SHOULD we keep them anyway? Unicorns are obviously the more evolved version..Having unicorns only would help ponykind....Unicorns, this strange pony is right! We should rid Equestria from Pegasi and Earth Ponies!"

Most of the Canterlot unicorns cheered, then five started heading straight to the pegasi, but then the Pegasi flew away.

"What is your name, leader?"

Hitler chuckled evilly

"You can call me Hoofler....FOLLOWERS! LETS ATTACK PONYVILLE!"

The ponies cheered, then they started walking to Ponyville.

Back at the barn, Applejack was confused.

"How do ya expect us to stop somepony with pranks?"

"It's his weak point..."

"I think ya should talk to Twilight about it..."

"Who?"

"Nevermind, just come with me."

Applejack gestured for Fegelein to follow her, then he reluctantly agreed and started following her to the library, as soon as they got close, they heard screaming.

"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU WEIRD HORSE!" Said a familiar voice that Fegelein knew well.

"NO! YOU'D BE A BREAKTHROUGH IN SCIENCE AND MAGIC! LET ME STUDY YOU!"

Applejack and Fegelein then entered the library.

"Twi? Whats going on?!"

Twilight then pointed to a puppy sitting on the table.

"A talking puppy! Could you believe it?!"

"I'm not a puppy!"

Fegelein started studying the puppy by looking at it, then he noticed glasses were on the puppy, Fegelein had a suspicion on who this puppy may really be.

"Himmler?"

"Fegelein?!"

"Himmler!"

"Fegelein!"

Then they both jumped into each others arms/hooves and gave a hug that is similar to those sappy romance hugs in slow motion.

"What happened to you, Fegelein?"

"The name is Fege-Mane now...And...I think you already know...With the uh...Weapon."

Himmler looked at him with confusion.

"I think you need a new name too, Himmler."

"Why?"

"Just trust me on this one.."

"How about Himm-Dawg then?"

Fegelein and Himmler started laughing at the name.

"Sounds good."

"You two know each other?" Said Twilight with confusion

"Well yes, this is himm-"

They got cut off when Fluttershy barged in the library

"Twilight, you have to help me! I found this new unicorn, and now, he's suddenly gone! I think he used magic to teleport!"

Fegelein raised an eyebrow.

"New pony?"

Fluttershy nodded, then she gasped in surprise and hid behind her mane

"A-are you a new pony too?"

"Yes..Would that pony happen to have a weird mustache?"

Fluttershy seemed confused.

"Yes..."

"Then we're screwed."

"Not really, Fege-Mane...I assume you already know his weak point?"

"Yes I do, Himm-Dawg..But how do we find the necessary antic equipment here?"

"I have a friend..She's called Pinkie Pie..She's a prankster..Along with Rainbow Dash."

"Seems like we have extra allies, Fege-Mane."

"Quite...Where is this pony?"

Twilight then gave them directions, and Fegelein and Himmler galloped/Ran out of the library, and to Sugercube corner.

"WAIT! WHERE ARE Y'ALL GOING?!"

They both continued running away like an Ash and Pikachu, not caring for Applejack. They both barged in Sugercube corner.

"Where is the prankster pony?!"

Pinkie appeared from behind them.

"Here I am! Silly!"

"GAH! HOLY SHIT!"

"So why did you call me a prankster pony?"

"We need someone to do-"

"I think you mean 'Somepony'"

"Right..We need somepony to help us with antics to save...Ponyville....."

"Lets just go to my prank storage area then!"

She then led them to a secret room, full of prank items.

"You think this will be enough, Himm-dawg?"

Fegelein looked at Himmler with a smirk, and Himmler returned it.

"Oh yes, this will be great."