Turnabout my little pony parody

In court the judge asks if both sides are ready, they are ready so Pinkie calls her first witness then asks for her name and occupation. Sweetie Belle says "Sweetie Belle cutie mark crusader & detective number 9743810" *The defendant is consistently insulted by the victum witch gives us a motive, by noise as well as the lack of a body we know the cause of death was blast bar drama obtainable only through a portal with only four people capable of using the weapon for murder, all but the defendant had an alibi, no alibi & means & motive, any questions* {HOLD IT} Phoenix asks "May I cross examine the others alibis." Sweetie Belle tells him "Shure." -portal added to evidence- So Fluttershy is at the stand *I herd the bomb, it was high up, my sense of hearing has increased over years of working with my little animal friends* {HOLD IT} Phoenix says "Witness I find it hard to believe that your occupation heightened your auditorial sense." {OBJECTION} Pinkie says "However you don't have any proof she didn't hear the sound. Witness continue your testimony." *If I pressed the buttons I needed to use one wing, in order to fly with one wing I would need to be at least a wing power of 7.7 I am a 0.6, the others who know about it were either in the company of over 8,000 ponies and/or could not fly* {OBJECTION} Phoenix "Nopony but my client could have done it, I disagree the victum was a pegasus with a wing power of 11.11. The defense asserts this is a suicide." {OBJECTION} Pinkie says "If this is a suicide then present the suicide note, oh wait you can't, it doesn't exist. Judge a verdict now." {OBJECTION} Phoenix says "I call for new investigation." {OBJECTION} Pinkie says "I will allow it only if you find a contradiction in what the evidence currently states as fact." Phoenix states that he will gladly proceed with the cross examination of the case. *The murder weapon was only known to the most recent wielders of the elements of harmony, the royals, & spike, everyone but the victim & defendant had scientific alibis* {OBJECTION} Phoenix says "The victim, the royals, & and anypony who could have walked by Twilight's home when she talked to her friends about the portal as well as anypony who could have read the book Twilight made about the portal, every high enough level pegasus in ponyvile, Discord, & the royals must now join the list if suspects!" With that the Judge suspended the trial for another day. During the investigation "I just made it by the skin of my teeth. Even that's an understatement."  "Maybe Celestia's psyche locks will come in handy." "I may need that book on the royal sisters." -royal sisters history book added to evidence- At the castle Mr. Wright finds out there is a video game series about him -Ace attorney games added to evidence- {TAKE THAT} *5 psyche locks appeared* *I don't even know what your talking about you asked how I know about you & we're here again with you pulling out that strange object I can tell were the ponies are as the guards can report anything 24/7 one of my subjects Lyra roommate of a candy maker has an obsession with humans & the human world.* "She couldn't have known that the only way there wasn't known by anypony, besides the royals until years after I became Rainbow Dash's lawyer." {TAKE THAT} *the portal* *A psyche lock broke* *If I didn't hear it from Lyra who told me* {TAKE THAT} "Your sister Luna." *A psyche lock broke* *You have no proof* "Says who." {TAKE THAT} "This stack of video games was in your sister's room." *A psyche lock broke* *Prove I knew about her video game collection* {TAKE THAT} "The book about you & your sister." *A psyche lock broke* "I'm certain if I ask Luna if she told you about her video games she will close this argument." *Unlock successful* "Well looks like I was wrong." He asked for more information on the elements of harmony & learned that the elements of harmony give immortality to it's most recent wielder(s). -elements of harmony info added to evidence-