Turnabout my little pony parody

Twilight thought "Why are so many of my friends getting arrested bad luck I guess." Spike put some case files away in the won category & the lost category was empty as usual. Then she got a letter from Rainbow Dash it said "Hey Twilight I nead help go to shugar cube corners party room yoll see what Imn talking about. Normally I don't relie on eggheads but I can't do this myself. The awesome Rainbow." "This attitude proves it's Dash better than a DNA test." At sugar cube corner she saw a puddle of blood with rope in it. "So another murder let me guess the suspect." "So let's see what sweetie belle has as proof." -Atopsy report added to evidence--Spear added to evidence--Wingometer chart added to evidence- "Now to talk to my friend/client." "Let's establish a rumor that if it's true it will significantly help your case." {TAKE THAT} *3 psyche locks appeared* *I know several rumors about me the rumor I lie about my age won't help so, who do you think I have romantic attraction for* {TAKE THAT} "Pinkie." *A psyche lock broke* *Why do you think that* "When we saw the conflict between ponies and buffalo your wings experienced an adrenaline rush from sexual attraction perhaps." *A psyche lock broke* *Many things cause adrenaline rushes, you tell me my care for her doesn't stop at friendship now prove it* {TAKE THAT} our friendship book shows you only felt bad about leaving the team only when I mentioned pinkie." *All psyche locks broken* Rainbow shows her a way to prove the crush without the argument. -Rainbow's present for Pinkie added to evidence-