The Super Saiyan... Alicorn?

*Three months later*

Master we have almost arrived but there is something I believe you should know.

"Ok, so whats the news?" I asked.

This spaceship is going to fast to prepare a safe landing, so in an approximating three hours we will crash land.

"What, oh shit... well I did reach my goal of one thousand times gravity and I almost finished my last book." I said only looking at the bright side of things. "Hmmmm, guess I gotta gather my things."

But sir this ship will crash and most of the things in it will be destroyed.

"Oh... ah, crap baskets." Was my reply. "Mark!"

"Yea." He said as he came into the room.

"Prepare for impact." I said and then explained what was happening.

"At least we have three hours." He said as he went to read his book.

*Three hours later*

"AAAAAAGGGGHHHHH... Fuck that hurt." I said as I crashed landed. "All I feel is pain, pain all over... FUCK!"

I was in so much pain I didn't even notice the six ponies in front of me with two normal ones, two pegasi, a unicorn, and a mixture of pegasi and a unicorn. It wasn't until I opened my eyes when I saw myself bleeding out from... my... dark... pony... leg... ok WTF is going on. I looked right next to me, my brother was the same.

"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS GOING ON WHY AM I A PONY!!!!!!!" I shouted, angered with confusion.

"Please calm down you highness we will get you to the hospital in a moment." Said a random pony that will never be included in this story again because, reasons.

"OH, OK SO YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN, FIRST OF ALL I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE NOTICED YET BUT I'M FUCKING BLEEDING OUT, SECOND I THINK I'M GOING DELUSIONAL FROM BLOOD LOSS BECAUSE I KNOW PONIES CAN'T FUCKING TALK, THIRD DON'T CALL ME YOUR HIGHNESS, AND FOURTH... DID YOU JUST FUCKING TALK!!!!!!" I was so angry and confused at the same time I started to hyperventilate... to the point until I  went unconscious.

*Five hours later*

I woke up to a white room, all I heard was beeping, I groaned and started to get up. "The hell am I." I said as I saw my hooves. "AGGGGGHHHHHH, the fucks going on... what did they do to me?" I asked to myself.

"I was going to ask you the same thing." A black mixture pony said, I then felt its energy, it seemed familiar, yet different.

"Mark?"

"Yea."

"Ok I want answers... NOW!" I shouted.

"Oh good you're awake." Said a voice, I charged up a blast.

"Who's their?" I asked. No reply. "WHO"S THERE, I know I just heard a voice." I said looking around me.

"I-I did, uhh please put that down." The voice said again.

"Why huh... what did you do to me why do I look like this?" I asked.

"W-What do you mean." The voice asked.

"Why, following me?" I asked she nodded

"Am I, still with me?" I asked again she nodded

"A MOTHER FUCKING PONY!!!" I shouted causing the building to shake.

"You mean you weren't always an Alicorn?" It asked.

"Ok first show yourself, second... the fucks an Alicorn?" I said

"An Alicorn is a mixture of all three types of ponies." The voice said as a pony came out of a shadow in the corner. "Pegasi, Unicorns, and Earth Ponies."

I processed this information for a second. "Ok I've had enough." I said.

"Shadow, catch." Mark said, as he threw a green looking bean at me, I caught it with my teeth, and ate it.

"Mark, were leaving." I said and went out the window.

"Don't have to tell me twice." He said, as he followed me.

"Mark." I said as we were flying.

"Yea?" He asked.

"Where did you get the Senzu Beans from?" I asked.

"They were next to me on the ground." He said.

"You have them still right?" I asked.

"Uhhhhhh..." Was all he could say. I stopped flying, landed near a forest and went up to him. "I know... I know, I'll go back."

"You better." I said, and he flew back... a few seconds later he was back.

"He we go." He said, handing me the bag.

"Why was it in your mouth?" I asked, he held up his hoof. "Good point, any ways, we need to find out where we are, and why we are ponies."

"Maybe I can help." Said a voice.

"Not this bull shit again." I powered up a blast. "Show yourself or I'll turn everything in that forest into dust."

"Oh my, you're the aggressive type now aren't you." It said.

"No shit, Sherlock." I said. "Now come on out you got five seconds."

"Alright, alright." A figure then came out from the forest.

"What the ,literal, fuck are you?" I asked.

"That is none of your concern, Prince." He said.

"There it is again, why does everyone think I'm a Prince?" I asked.

"You are an Alicorn, are you not?" He asked.

"NO, I am a Saiyan from earth." I said.

"Saiyan, hmmm , Saiyan Saiyan Saiyan... no never heard of them." He said.

"Where did the book and glasses come from?" I asked.

"Ohhhh, come on you must know who I am right?" He asked.

"No." Mark and I said simultaneously.

"Oh pitty, well guess you'll learn sooner or later." He said then he disappeared.

"And why couldn't he have just told us... didn't he say he would help us also?" Mark asked I shrugged.

"Let's head over to that village... I just hope they have a library... and food." I said as my stomach growled. "And a repairman... I'm already regretting our decision."

"Our?" Mark asked.

"Ok... my decision." I said.