The Super Saiyan... Alicorn?

*Shadow POV*

"*Yawn* MARK!" I yelled.

"W-What." He asked. "I was right here no need to yell."

"Sorry... were is the purple pony?" I asked.

"She's asleep... and so are her friends." Mark said pointing at the living room where everypony was.

"So... what happened... ya know, while I was asleep?" I asked.

"Oh Twilight just introduced me to everybod-... everypony." He said.

"No... not you too." I said.

"Oh yes... me too, their actually pretty cool to hang around with." He said. "If you would just give them a chance."

"Ugh, you of all people should know that I don't trust new people." I said. "Besides, were going to leave in a week or so anyways.

"Shadow." Mark said.

"Yea." I answered. "What is it."

"I think I like it here... by the way they're not people... their ponies." Mark said.

"No, and I don't care." I said. "What have they done to you... were Saiyans, not pricy little ponies."

"Yeah, but look at them... they seem pretty helpless, what if something evil were to come and they couldn't stop it." Mark said.

"I wouldn't give two shits." I replied blankly.

"Look on the way here you told me the first planet we landed on we would protect with our lives did you not." Mark said.

"Well, yeah maybe something like that." I mumbled, 'I'm getting a damn lecture from my younger brother... why am I  allowing this' I thought.

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"Yeah exactly, now you and I are going to stay here and that final... or you could just leave without me." Mark said.

"Bite me." I said, trying my best not to smack the bejesus out of my brother.

"Oh you're guys are awake." Twilight said as she got up from her mattress.

"Did Shadow wake you?" Mark asked.

"Why would it be me?" I asked Mark.

"No he didn't... why." She started to get a serious look. "Oh dear Celestia, what did he do?"

"Oh no, he just yelled for me earlier... surprised it didn't wake up you friends their." Mark said.

"You two lovebirds have fun, and Mark when you finally come to your senses... you can train with me." I said as I left out the front door.

"Okay... WAIT WHAT?" I heard Twilight yell, seconds later she ran in front of me. "We not dating."

"Oh come on... there is no shame in it, us Saiyans are a proud, strong race... I consider it a privilege for you." I said and walked passed her.

"Were not dating." She said, I looked around and saw a crowd forming 'Oh, this can only end good' I thought to myself. "Saiyans?"

"Oh please, don't try to hide your feelings." I said.

"How many times must I sa-" Mark covered her mouth.

"Shut up... It's obvious he's making everypony here get the wrong idea." Mark said, Twilights eyes shrank to the the crowd of people watching the show.

"Oh no." She said. "S-Sorry everypony... nothing to see here."

"Hahahahahahaaaa... Oh god, you made that way to easy." I said, Laughing my fucking ass off.

"Hold it right there." I heard a voice.

"Oh come on, first Marks girlfriend." I received glares from both Mark and Twilight. "And then the combination of goat, dragon, lion, eagle, pegasus... thing... anyways, who are you, what do you want?" I asked at last.

"Who am I? I could ask the same of you." Just then I saw a horse the size as me walk up to us.

"Oh god... another Alicorn, wait the book says they aren't that many... so first I counted three, now I'm counting four, do I hear five." I said.

" QUITE, *ahem* So you are an Alicorn Prince... I must say I have never seen you before." She said, now smiling.

"Don't." I said.

"I beg your pardon?" She asked.

"Look we just meet like five seconds ago, I know I'm the most dashing thing out there, and you and I are the same height, but I literally got here yesterday." I said, trying to hold back my laughter.

"W-What... oh nonononononono, I-I meant-" I cut her off.

"Please save me the excuses, look I'm sure there's someone out there for you... it just isn't me." I said, I looked at her. "Hey were you always red... could've sworn that a second ago you were white."

"W-Wait... you got here yesterday." She said trying to change the subject.

"I'll let it slide this once... and yes, the giant crater right there." I said pointing in to my right. "That was us."

"Us?" She asked.

"Me, and." Just then Mark came up. "My brother."

"You gotta excuse my brother he is like this to everyone... not afraid to say anything." As he said this I felt a shock of pain on my hoof.

"OW!" I yelled. "THE HELL MARK!!!"

"You deserved it." He said. "Don't you remember her from the book? She's their princess."

"Ohhhh... Celestia." I said. "Whoops... my bad."

"Yea and this." He said stomping on the same hoof. "Is for the me and Twilight jokes."

"AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!" I screamed. "DAMN, FUCK, SHIT, MOTHER FUCKING, BASTARD, BLACK ON A POPO!!!"

"Popo?" Twilight asked.

"Please... never bring him up... he's a hundred time worse the waking up Shadow." Mark said shuddering.

"What about him?" She asked.

"Rule number one about Popo's training... Do not talk about Popo's training" Mark said, shaking.

"In... and out... in... and out." I said trying to control myself. "Ok... oh and by the way princess."

"Yes." She said.

"Sorry." I said blushing. "About the... you liking me jokes."

"Hey were you always red... could've sworn that a second ago you were black." She said smiling.

"Ok, Ok... I deserved that." I said.

"Not so cocky now huh?" She asked.

"Oh you wanna see cockyness?" I asked, she nodded. "A saiyan never backs down from a challenge*ahem* I challenge you Celestia... and any four more people of you choosing to face me." I said, then I grabbed Mark. "And my brother."

"Hmm alright I'll be right back." She said and was off. "Meet me here in one hour."

"Will do." I said.

"Gotta date." Mark joked.

"Hah... she wishes." I said. "Now Mark... we train."

*One hour later*

"M-Maaaark..." I said out of breath.

"Whaaaaat." He said as well.

"T-They'll b-be here any second... p-pass me a senzu." I ordered.

"Will d-do." He said passing me one and eating one himself."

"Ahhhh, all better." I said, just then.

"So you came." said a rainbow pegasus.

"Yeah whatcha gonna do bout it?" I asked.

"I have no beef with you... but Mark here is going to learn soon why they call me the fastest around" She answered proudly.

"You just jealous of my swagger." Mark yelled.

"Wait." I said coming to a realization. "S-She *Chuckle* chose you?"

"Yeah." She said.

"Hahahahahahaaa, oh god this is going to be too easy." I said.

"Ah reckon not." Said a cowgirl pony.

"My god... Celestia is this really the best you got." I asked sensing her energy.

"Well, actually my sister she would come around in the middle of the fight." She answered.

"Sister? Whatever... wait...I-Is that-" Before I could ask Mark answered me.

"Yep... it's Twilight." He said.

"HAHAHAHAHA, I'm, I'm dying, man this is going to be a walk in the park." I said

"Well actually, we are in the park." Twilight said.

"J-Just shut up and lets do this." I said "Now if I win... I'll keep this a secret... unless someone is watching."

"Actually my friends are watching... over there at the bench." She said, I looked over to see three ponies sitting there.

"WHOOO HOOOO, GO TWILIGHT, CELESTIA, APPLEJACK, AND RAINBOW DASH!!!" Screamed the pink one.

"Put on a good show girls."

"Ummm uhhh, I'm going for Twilight... and Applejack... and Rainbow Dash, and Celestia, and Mark, and Marks Brother.

"Really don't know my name?" I asked, pretending to be hurt.

"Oh umm, I'm sorry." She said. "Go Shadow."

"Ok... it on like Donkey Kong." I said and charged at Celestia.

"Donkey wh-" Before Celestia finished, I had already kicked her in the gut, and shot her into the sky. I charged up my Ki and flew after her.

*Mark POV*

"W-What?" The three girls fighting asked, they then looked at me, I was now smiling with my arms crossed, I charged up two Ki blasts and said one thing that would scare even Chuck Norris if he were their.

"Run." As I said this they all booked it... except Rainbow Dash. "Amateurs, let me make a deal with you, I won't use any Ki... even to fly." With this I spread my wings. "Instead, I'll see if I can get used to these."

She smiled. "Deal."

We then charged at each other. "YYYYYAAAHHHH" I yelled getting closer and closer to her.

*In the skies/ Shadows POV*

"Huh, you're stronger than I anticipated." I said, as Celestia and I collided fists for the tenth time.

"Are you saying this because I and female?" She asked.

"I haven't even thought about it like that yet." I said laughing. "Since you lasted so long let me show you something."

"Huh" Was all she could say before I charged up my attack.

"KAAAAAAA... MEEEEEEE!" I yelled

When she saw the orb in my hooves she charged up her attack as well.

"HAAAAAAA... MEEEEEEE!" I yelled again.

She blasted her attack.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" I shouted sending my kamehameha wave at her.

The blasts collided, but we were equal.

"Huh... thought this would have sent you away by now." I said.

"As did I." Celestia said back.

"Thats it... ONE HUNDRED PERCENT FULL POWER!" I shouted, making the beam grow even bigger and swallowing Celestias magic.

"You weren't going one hundred the whole time?" She asked surprised.

I was about to answer but the blast already hit her.

*On the ground/ Marks POV*

"Whoa... that his one hundred percent... he wasn't even a Super Saiyan." I said in awe of my brothers blast.

"Celestia... no" I heard Rainbow say.

"Well do you give up?" I asked her.

"NO, NEVER!" She yelled charging at me.

I blocked her punch, and kicked her in the stomach, knocking the wind out of her, I then sent of barrage of punches her way, She dodged some... but not all, just then I saw a blast come straight my way, hitting me close the ground.

*Shadow POV*

I caught my brother , we both looked over to see Celestia, Twilight, Applejack, Rainbow, and a new one pony... wait not a pony, an ALICORN!

"DO I HEAR SIX!" I shouted

"Luna, you came just in time." Celestia said.

"No problem, Rainbow are you alright, are you strong enough to fight?" Luna asked Rainbow, she nodded.

"Y-Yeah... that w-was nothing." She said weakly.

"Dash, here catch." Mark shouted, tossing her a Senzu Bean.

"Wha?" Was all she could say as she caught it.

"Eat it... trust me." He said, she hesitantly did as she was told to get a pleasant surprise.

"Whoa, what was that?" She asked.

"A Senzu Bean, heals all wounds, restores all stamina." He said.

"MARK!" I shouted. "ARE YOU CRAZY!"

"Hey, I want a fair fight." He said.

I grabbed two bean, I ate one, then looked at Celestia... "Ugh, I'll regret this... hey Cele." I called out.

"Hmmm." Celestia responded.

"Catch." I said throwing the bean, she caught it and ate it.

"Thank you you." She said.

"Whatever..." I said. "Lets just get this show on the road."

There was silence... I made the first move towards Celestia kicking her again, but keeping her on the ground this time. Luna flew behind me and tried to grab me, I reached out for her hand and threw her at Celestia, I then rushed at Celestia as she got up and kicked her in the air a little just enough for me to grab her leg and swing her in circles, then throwing her at a tree, Luna the hit me with a barrage of magic... so I decided to return the favor and threw my own barrage of blasts, each and every single one hitting her dead one.

"Tia." Luna said.

"W-What?" Celestia asked.

"W-We need t-to hit him at t-the same t-time." Luna said. "Our attacks combined, could hurt him pretty good."

"M-Maybe... but what i-if he... is s-smart enough to know what w-we'll do b-before w-we do it?" Celestia asked.

"Well then... were screwed." Luna answered.

"Sorry to interrupt you sisterly conversation... but are you going to figh-" Just then the both hit me in the face causing him to hit a tree. "GAH! MOTHER FUCKERS, THAT ACTUALLY HURT!"

"Well we are kinda in the middle of a fight." Celestia said.

"Tell me something I don't know." I said.

"Well Mark is have trouble with the girls." Luna said.

"W-What?" I looked in disbelief. "GOD DAMMIT MAAAARK!" damnit

*Mark's POV*

"Shit." Was all I could say before Shadow came towards me and kicked the girls away. "They keep hitting me in the dick... why do they keep hitting me in the dick?"

"Well I have an idea." Shadow said.

"I swear to God, if you say punch them harder, I'll kick you in the dick." I threatened.

"Maybe we could hit them harder." I started to growl at him. "Together."

"Fine" Was my only response.

*Shadow POV*

"Ok... were getting beaten, by five ponies, in a park." I said.

"Ohhh, you finally get it." Celestia said. "You stand no chance, give up."

"You know whats funny." I said.

"What?" She asked

"Remember when I said one hundred percent?" I asked.

"Uh huh." She said.

"Well, kinda not true." I said.

"W-What?" She asked.

"He said it wa-" Twilight was interrupted.

"I heard what he said, but I want an explanation." She ordered.

"Ya see, I can transform." All of their jaws dropped. "Into a Super Saiyan."

"A Super what?" Luna asked.

"S-S-Saiyan.?" Celestia asked.

"Yep... but don't worry we won't kill ya... anyways, so yea let get into this shall we." I said and started to charge up, my hair and fur started to change into a gold color then black going back and forth.

"I-Incredible." Celestia said. "T-This power.

"HHHHHYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! HHHHHYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" I then completely changed in a blinding light. "So, who's ready for round three?" Just then my stomach growled, I powered down. "You know what, on second thought, can we eat I'm starving."

"You got to be kidding me." Twilight said. "Do you do this when you fight somepony else?"

All I did was give a sheepish smile. "A little here and there."

"Well not his time." Celestia said charging her attack and firing it at me.

"Pfft, to easy." I said dodging it... just to see three ponies sitting at a bench that was behind me. "GET OUT OF THE WAY!" I shouted, the pink one and white one both ran... but the cream colored one was frozen in fear. "Find me in the alps."

"FLUTTERSHY!" I heard them all yell.

I jumped in front of it at the last second... saving Fluttershy, but me... I felt like I just got elbowed in the chest by Broly. "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...ck." Was the only thing that could escape my mouth, before I passed out.