The Super Saiyan... Alicorn?

"What are ya' doing?" Asked a farmer pony as she and five others walked into the library.

"Just reading up some things." I said.

"Egghead." Rainbow said.

"Well he is not actually and egghead, he is just like a-" I cut Twilight off.

"Neeeeeeeeerd." I said.

"Wai-what? She asked.

"I'm not an egghead Dash... I'm just normally smart." I said, putting down the book and grabbing another.

"And what's that supposed to mean?" She asked.

"Lets just say... I was smarter than you right now... as a baby." I said, grinning. "Oh and Twilight."

"What is it now?" She asked.

"Sorry." I said.

"About what?" She asked.

"Wellllll... while you were unconscious I blasted you a couple of times." I said.

"THAT WAS YOU!!!" She yelled. "I BLAMED THE HOSPITAL ON THAT!!!"

"Like I said... sorry." I replied calmly.

"Whatever... I'm going to bed." She said, I looked at a clock.

"At 5 o' clock?" I asked.

"It's been a stressful day... I need some sleep." She said, slamming the door.

"Well, night." I said.

*The Next Day*

"Dude you need to calm down." Mark said.

"CALM DOWN!? Do you not realize I know hardly anything about these ponies, and I don't want to fuck this up." I said panicking, Twilight then walked in.

"Hey, what are you all dressed up for." She asked, I started to blush even more than before. "Ohhh, so who's the lucky mare?"

"Chrysalis" I could only whisper her name, I was too busy reading up the history on... everything.

"It's Chrysalis, Twilight." Mark said.

"Wh-... really... wow." Was all she could say, I shut my book using my horn for once (I looked up some basic spells that I can use) and starred at her.

"What's wrong." I said grinning. "Wanted me to go out with you? Sorry Twilight, no offence, but I think your a bit young for me."

She was blushing now. "N-No, I'm just surprised you didn't go out with Celestia... or Luna."

"And what's wrong with Chrysi?" I asked.

"N-Nothing, just you don't see-" I  cut her off.

"Look... I can tell something happened between you two, but Twilight, you gotta learn to give people... or ponies in... in this matter, a second chances." I said.

She sighed. "Oh, alright, I'll give her a second chance." She said.

"Ok, thank you... now what do you think looks better, the blue tie or the red tie." I said.

"The blue one definitely." She said.

"Thanks... oh, one more thing." I said to Twilight.

"Yea." She said.

"Got any ideas where I should go... I got a map so you can mark it." I said, she thought for a second and made a circle around a place. "Thanks."

*Everfree Forest*

"She should be here any minute." I said to myself.

"H-Hello... Shadow." Said a familiar voice.

"Heh, glad you could make it." I said.

"Ha, I wouldn't miss it for the world." She said. "Sooooo, where are we going?"

"It's a surprise." I said.

*Five minutes later*

"Ok were here." I said as we walked up to the amusement park.

"Oh, I've never been here before." She said.

"Well neither have I." I said.

"Shall we go in?" She asked.

"Yea... oh this is also a good chance to show peopl-... ponies that you have really changed." I said, she nodded, 'God, I need to get used to the grammar here' I thought.

*One hour later.*

In the middle of our date I saw a giant yellow beam go up from the ground and sky, I turned Super Saiyan and was about to leave, then I saw Chrysalis, I powered down. "I'm sure whatever it is, Mark and the girls can handle it." I said, returning to my date.

*One more hour later*

We had a blast, not only did we have a good time, but the ponies actually started to warm up to her.

"Wow that was the most fun I've ever had... Thank you Shadow for a great night." She said.

"Anything for you... so how would you like to do this again sometime?" I asked.

"I'd like that." She then kissed me on the cheek. "See you around."

"Yea... hopefully." I said back, then I heard it, I almost died.

"Shadow and Chrysalis, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G." A pink pony said.

"Gotta say, didn't think ya' could pull it off, but ya' did." Said AJ.

"Oh, God... don't tell me tha-" I was cut off.

"Yep were all here bro." Mark said.

"Fuck my life." I said. "Kill me now."

"That can be arranged." Said a white Goddess.

"Oh come on, is everyone I know here?" I asked.

"Yep." Pinkie said. "I gathered them all, told them about you date."

"Wait... I didn't even tell you about that, how di-" She interrupted me.

"You talk in your sleep." She said.

"Go figure." I said. "Ok... lets have some fun... I'm going to give you all to the count of ten... if you not out of my sites, I will destroy you."

"Oh please, you can't beat use all this time, Mark is a Super Saiyan." Rarity said, my eyes widened.

"Congrats... so how'd you do it?" I asked. "Wait was that the beam I saw in the sky."

"Turns out I needed a little more of a push." He said. "And yes."

"What, kind of push?" I asked.

"Oh nothing, just Celestia said she'd hit me with her most powerful blast if I didn't turn, and well everyone saw what happened to you." He said, I then remembered something.

"Oh yea, that cheap shot from Celestia that almost hit Fluttershy... how can I forget." I said raising an eyebrow at Celestia.

"Heh heh." She said shyly. "Sorry Fluttershy."

"It's ok." Fluttershy said.

"Welp, bro, I'm going to go to bed see ya'." He said flying off to Rainbows.

"Yea... I should hit the hay as well, heh, I've had a pretty long day." I said, we then all said our goodbyes and left.

*Two and a half hours earlier/ Marks POV*

"And he's gone." I said, as Shadow left.

"Well what do you wanna do know?" Twilight asked.

"I don't know... I guess, I can train." I said.

"Well... me and the element h-" I cut her off.

"Elements?" I asked.

"You should read more, like your brother." Twilight said. "The elements, or elements of harmony, are si-"

"Bored now, gonna read your mind." I said.

"Wha-" Before she could say anything, I placed my hoof on her head.

"Ha ha, you went into the boys restroom." I said.

"Mark, did you just read my mind?" Twilight asked.

"Yuh huh." I answered.

"How?" She asked.

"That... is none of you concern... lets just go to the castle." I said and flew off using my Ki.

After a few seconds of sitting there Twilight broke. "I HAVE QUESTIONS, QUESTIONS!"

*Celestias Castle/ Celestias POV*

I was humming at tune to myself walking through the halls then I heard a window break, I rushed to the scene only to fine Mark.

"Welcome Mark... and what brings you here?" I asked him.

"Meh... Twilight said the elements would be here soon, so yea... there's that." He answered.

"Hello, who is this I'm speaking to." I heard a voice say.

"Uhh, hi." I said." I'm Celestia... who are you.

"I'm King Kai, look your planet is in grave danger, a powerful, not to mention, EVIL, person is coming you way he is known as Lord Chilled... I need you to help Mark become a Super Saiyan... It's the only way." King Kai ordered.

"I will see what I can do...wait how do you know them?" I asked.

"I was their grandfathers mentor for a while, I helped him alot so, no I must help Shadow and Mark." He said.

"Still doesn't answer my question." I said, getting impatient.

"Are you questioning God?" He asked.

"Are you?" I asked back.

"Fine you wanna know?" He asked.

"YES!" I shouted.

"BECAUSE PLOT RELEVANCE!!!" He shouted.

"What, what does that mean?" I asked. "Hello... are you st-"

"Who are you talking to?" Mark asked.

"Oh uh, somepony." I answered.

"Well, you have fun with that... Imma go train." Mark said.

*POV Mark*

"Wait... this training, what do you do?" Celestia asked me.

"Well I just try everything I can in order to turn into a Super Saiyan... haven't found anything yet." I said.

"Well... maybe I could help you." She said.

"REALLY!" I shouted, I flew up and hugged her. "Thankyouthankyouthankyou."

"C-Can't... b-breath." She wheezed out.

"S-Sorry.. it's just that nopony, or body, has ever offered to train with me, but Shadow and father." I said bouncing around her. "When do we start."

"When the elements get here." She said.

"Ok... how long?" I asked.

"A little while." She said.

*Ten minutes later*

"Ugh finally, what took you guys so long?" I asked the six girls as they walked in.

"Sorry, but not all of us are flyers." Said Rarity.

"So, no my problem." I said. "Twilight didn't always have wings, but did that stop her?"

"Wait how did ya' kn-" Aj was interrupted.

"I read her mind." I said.

"H-How?" Rainbow asked.

"Muffin button." I said.

"WHAT!?" Twilight asked. "THAT'S YOUR SECRET!?"

"Pretty much." I said. "What, you don't have muffin buttons here?"

"No." Pinkie said.

"WHAT!?" I yelled. "T-Then...that mean, no more muffins in an instant?"

"Yuup." Aj answered.

"I-I need a moment." I said.

Just then I pulled out a CD player and pressed start.

Youtube Video

After the music was finished, I grabbed a hammer and smashed the CD player.

"Well, you win some you lose some." I said cheerfully. "Moving on."

"Okaaay... well girls now that you are here, I need your help with something... making Mark a Super Saiyan." Celestia said.

"And how the hay are we sposed to do that?" Question Applejack.

"I don't know, Mark, how the hay are we supposed do this?" Celestia asked Mark.

"Well, my brother said there were two ways... one, we could try to get me angry, so angry to the point I burst." I explained.

"What ab-" I cut Twilight off.

"Don't... fucking interrupt me... the other way is for somepony else's life to be in danger... on top of my anger, for a little push." I said.

"What about your life instead of other?" Celestia questioned.

"I don't know maybe... why do you a-... ah, crap baskets." I said, as I saw Celestia charged up her magic.

*Celestia POV*

"You now have five minutes to turn into a Super Saiyan." I said.

"Whoa WHOA!" Mark yelled. "The hell Celie, what give... and why five minutes?"

"Because an evil uhhh-" I then heard the voice again.

"Emperor." King Kai said.

"An evil emperor is going to be here in five-" He cut me off again.

"Ten."

"Ten minutes, and goes by the name of King Chil-" He did it again.

"Lord Chilled." He said.

"Thank you King Kai." I muttered through my teeth.

"You welcome." He said.

"An evil emperor is going to be here in ten minutes, and goes by the name Lord Chilled." I finish.

*Mark POV*

"Okay... so you think this'll work?" I asked.

"Without a doubt." She said. "Five minutes starts now."

I started to think of everything that got me angry, trying my best to concentrate it. 'Damn what am I doing wrong...' just then I started to thing about this Lord Chilled guy, 'If I can't stop him he could then who can... oh wait, Shadow... but that won't stop him from destroying anypony before Shadow comes up... what if he comes here, what if he kills Luna or Celestia...or, or-' My train of thought was interrupted, by something.

"Hello is this Mark." The voice asked.

I stopped powering up and looked to the sky. "Uhhh, yes... mind of I ask who this is."

"I'm King Kai, ruler of the northern Galaxy, look I have Goku here, he said he wanted to talk to you." He said.

"W-What... Goku, isn't that my grandfather?" I asked.

"Heeeey buddy." I new voice said. "I never got the chance to meet you."

"G-Grandpa?" I said, almost crying 'Is it really him'.

"Look, I'm here to try and help you become a Super Saiyan... in five minutes." He said.

"H-How?" I asked.

"Like this." he then teleported behind me. "Sorry, gotta borrow my Grandson for a minute... of five."

As we teleported back, I looked down to see my body, then I saw everyone Goku, Gohan, and. "DAD!" I screamed, giving my father a hug.

"Ok, so how are we going to do this... what I did with Gohan almost took a year... Goten, how did you transform?" Goku asked.

"I don't know, mom was just training with me then, I just sorta transformed." My dad said.

"Then we'll do that." Goku said. "Hope you don't mind."

"W-Wha?" Was all I could say before I was hit in the face.

"Heh... ok Goten you should handle this." Goku said giving a sheepish smile.

"Ya think." He said coming up to me.

"Ok, ready... set... GO!" He yelled we charged at each other.

*Six minutes later*

"Do I have to go... I haven't even became a Super Saiyan yet." I winned not wanting to leave.

"But the girls are in danger." My dad said.

"Oh... oh shit I forgot about them." I said starting to panic. "Hurry, lets go."

"Ok ok, give me a moment." Goku said, we then teleported back to Equestria. I looked around everyone looked at me.

"Guess who's back." I said.

"Who?" Pinkie asked.

"Just... no." I said.

"So... did you become a Super Saiyan?" Asked Celestia hopefully.

"No... buuuut, I think I'm strong enough to take on this Chilled guy." I said. "When is he go-" Just then out in the distance a giant explosion came.

"Well... gotta go, I'll leave you to it." Goku said and vanished.

*At the explosion*

"Oh man, I am so glad I recorded all of that." Said Chilled.

"This is so much fun." Said one of his men, blowing up a house.

"Really, this is how you intimidate a village." I said. "Blow up a house or two, I don't even think you killed anypony with those pea shooters."

"Heey, we were going to kill one of the sick ones it they didn't comply." Said one of the men.

"Ohhh, kill one of  the sick ones, what are you gonna do next, waterboard the elderly?" I asked.

"Look buddy we didn't come here to be judged by you." The man said shooting at me, I dodged it and punched him in the gut.

"Holy shi-" Befoer the other soldier could finish I kicked him in the face, making him crash into a nearby mountain.

"Pffft, amateurs." I said.

"And you just killed my way back home." Said Chilled.

"Wait, can't you fly it yourself?" I asked.

"Flying is for the help." He answered.

"Truuuue." I said. "So... you're Chilled?"

"Yes." He answered.

"And we're going to fight now?" I asked.

"Yes." He said, I then charged at him punching him once... once... he then started to be the absolute shit out of me ending up with me, facing the ground with his foot on my head. "You wish to wrestle with the great Lord Chilled? Yet you have not brought your own leotard?! Worthless whelp! You make a mockery of Wrestle Wednesdays! You see, they both start with “W”s! It’s alliteration."

"G-t th- f--k of- me y-- cu-t." I managed to say.

"Get off of Mark you stupid, lit- oh Celestia." Rainbow said, as Chilled pointed his finger at her, charging his attack.

"These peo- er... ponies seem to have a sincere affection for you. What is your secret?" He asked.

"Maybe it’s because I don’t look like a giant purple and orange tampo-"I said before getting cut off.

"I have lost interest!" He said while kicking me away. "And now… YOUUUU DIIIIIIIE!"

"MARK!!" Rainbow yelled rushing at Chilled.

"You too." He said blasting her into a building.

'Rainbow Dash!' I though. "YOU MOTHER FUCKING!!" I yelled getting up. "GOD DAMN, PIECE OF SHIT!!!!! YOU WILL PAY!!!!!" My mane then began to go up into the air while lightning struck near me. "UUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

"What the-" Was all he could say before, I finally transformed. "I'm sorry, I only fight natural blondes."

I looked at my fur. "I am the legendary Super Saiyan."

"Yay, we're all Super Saiyans." Pinkie exclaimed jumping up.

"I will eat you." I threatened.

Chilled then goes up into the air firing a barrage of blasts at me making direct contact, when he thinks it's over he lands.

"And that, ladies, gentlemen, and those of unspecified gender, is how you split a bananaaaaWAAA?" Chilled looked at amazement as I just walked out of then smoke, without a scratch. He then tried to attack me but I just knocked him onto the ground standing over him, pinning him down. "Please don't break my butt."

"Okay." I said.

"Truly?" He asked.

"Nah." I said, I then began to smash him deeper into the ground, I then threw him out, only to teleport behind him and kick him into the sky, he then stopped himself.

"You petulant, impudent, contemptuous whoooooore!" He yelled, charging up his blast that looked like it could blow up the planet.

"You made bro?" I asked mockingly.

"A little, thank you for asking!" He yelled throwing it at me.

"Then maybe you should CHILL!" I said throwing my own blast.

"I’m always chilled! …Ooohhh, I get i-" Before he could finish, my blast absorbed his sending him back into space.

"Well... that was, easier than I expected." I said looking into the sky, I then looked at Celestia. "What now?"

I smile looking into the sky, then I turn my head to Celestia. "..... I dunno."

Pinkie then jumps up. "OH OH I GOT IT!!!! We can wait at the forest for Shadow to get home!"

I look at her. ".... Wait how do you know he's gonna be there?"

Pinkie shrugs.

"Of course." I face-palm.