The Super Saiyan... Alicorn?

by Serious

Rating: teen
Tags: Human, Dark, Romance, Comedy, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 11281

Two strangers from space show the Elements of Harmony how Chaotic they can be.

Shadow Light, after twenty years when Goku dies soon becomes the second surviving Saiyan alive ,Including his younger brother Mark, when one by one everyone including his dad Goten dies. He decides to go to a new planet to start a fresh new life. Almost seconds after landing in the middle of a city called Ponyville, in a world called Equestria, he finds himself in need of help, and that this planet has turned him into something called an Alicorn.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-05-13 18:40:01 UTC

Prologue

Hello this is Shadow , and this is my story.

It all happened about twenty years ago when my grandfather Goku died. When he died it's like everyone just gave up hope for the world and then soon one by one everyone started to die, some by thing that seemed like only normal people would die to, car accident, hiking accident, and falling off of cliffs, only Vegeta, Trunks, and Gohan died while fighting. It was only me, my younger brother mark, and my dad that were left of the Saiyans after their deaths. My dads name was Goten, and he had trouble coping with the deaths of everyone so it was up to me, Mark, and our mom to try and cheer him up. Most of the time we would train all day and at night we would come in for dinner, my dad taught us all sorts of tricks like the Spirit Bomb and the Kamehameha, Destructo Disc, and more. But after about two more years he died of heart failure I was about five at the time, but his death was enough to push me over the edged and that day I made an oath that intend on keeping.

"I swear, on my life, I will never let anyone close to me die ever again!" I didn't notice my mom watching me as is cut my hand as tears rolled down my face, not from the pain of my hand, but from the pain of loss. I was far too sad to even notice that my hair had changed into a golden color and it was going upwards.

*Four months later*

"Hey honey you're just in time for breakfast." My mom said.

"Mmmmm, smells good." I replied.

After about five minutes of silence and gorging our food I finally spoke up.

"So mom... I was wonder if you wouldn't happen to still have a spaceship or two around would ya?" I asked.

"Well no actually I don't but that doesn't mean I can't fix one up for you... mind if I ask why?" She replied.

"Well it's just that... that... dad would always tell me these stories about grandpa and all about his adventures in space," She started to raise an eyebrow," And well I wanted to go on an adventure of my own."

"Oh, I wanna go too that sounds like fun." Said Mark.

"Oh no, no no no no no. I already lost your father and I won't lose the my son too." She said.

"But mom, can you at least build it in case of an emergency?" I asked hopefully.

I could tell she was thinking really hard on this, I had my fingers crossed.

"Ok." She said.

"Woooooooo Hooooooo!" I shouted with a fist bump to the air.

"But only if its an emergency." she said.

"Yes ma'am." We replied simultaneously.

*Sixteen and 1/2 years later*

"Hey Shadow I have a surprise for you." My mom said up the stairs.

"Coming." I knew what to expect my mom was horrible at keeping secrets and it just so happened to be my B-Day when she has a 'surprise' for me.

"Hope you like it." Said said.

"Hope I like w-." I cut myself off when I saw the giant spaceship in front of me, I was expecting a surprize party down the stairs but this, was amazing.

"TA-DA!" I heard Mark shout.

"It the same as you Grandfathers when he went to Namek, but this has up to one thousand times gravity." She said with a smile on her face.

"Thanks mom, I love it." I said returning the smile.

So from then on, me and my brother would continue to train with each other until we reached the maximum gravity limit.

*Three and 1/2 years later*

I felt good everything seemed to be going my way that today, I woke up in a blissful attitude, I got a raise at work and was promoted, and to top it all off I got a girlfriend, not to brag but, that's on good fucking day if you ask me. I had the biggest smile on my face... that was until I got home. As soon as I got home I could tell something was wrong because of three reasons #1 I couldn't feel my moms power level and she refuses to leave the house #2 My mom would always be waiting for me to come home from work to give me a hug. and #3... ... ... As I walked in I saw my mom sitting still looking lifeless not breathing. My day was just turned upside down I called as 911, they said it was from her taking too many pill, and her lack of going outside. I started to cry then I saw a note in her hands, I grabbed and read it.

Dear Shadow,

If you are reading this then I am dead but please do me one last favor dont frown only smile and keep smile and brighten everyones day with it, you see someone frowning you give them something to smile about please that is my dying wish.

Love, Valese your mom

I crumpled up the paper and threw it in the trash. "Sorry, but no." He said walking away to pick up his brother from school (He got held back a lot). When I got there he could tell something was up.

"Hey Shadow... what's wrong... did you get rejected by Vanessa?" He asked.

"We need to go." I said.

"Where's mom, why aren't you answering me?" He asked getting angrier.

"Just... come on... follow me, I'll tell you on the way." I said.

"To where exactly?" He asked again.

"Lets just say were going to go on an adventure." I said.

"You do know I hate surprises right." He said.

We didn't talk for about then minutes until we reached the ship.

"Really the ship... what's the emergency, I thought you were going to answer me." Mark said Getting impatient.

"Just get in, and like I said, I will tell you... on the way their." I said.

I got into the ship and powered it up.

Hello Master were would you like to go.

"Wow it can talk." I said "You can autopilot right?" I asked

Yes, I was built from the most advanced technology now were would you like to go.

"Ummm on sec." I started to grab extra clothes, A ton of books because I could use the reading. "Surprise me."

Acquiring coordinates... located now blasting off.

And now were in the present.

Crash Landing

*Three months later*

Master we have almost arrived but there is something I believe you should know.

"Ok, so whats the news?" I asked.

This spaceship is going to fast to prepare a safe landing, so in an approximating three hours we will crash land.

"What, oh shit... well I did reach my goal of one thousand times gravity and I almost finished my last book." I said only looking at the bright side of things. "Hmmmm, guess I gotta gather my things."

But sir this ship will crash and most of the things in it will be destroyed.

"Oh... ah, crap baskets." Was my reply. "Mark!"

"Yea." He said as he came into the room.

"Prepare for impact." I said and then explained what was happening.

"At least we have three hours." He said as he went to read his book.

*Three hours later*

"AAAAAAGGGGHHHHH... Fuck that hurt." I said as I crashed landed. "All I feel is pain, pain all over... FUCK!"

I was in so much pain I didn't even notice the six ponies in front of me with two normal ones, two pegasi, a unicorn, and a mixture of pegasi and a unicorn. It wasn't until I opened my eyes when I saw myself bleeding out from... my... dark... pony... leg... ok WTF is going on. I looked right next to me, my brother was the same.

"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS GOING ON WHY AM I A PONY!!!!!!!" I shouted, angered with confusion.

"Please calm down you highness we will get you to the hospital in a moment." Said a random pony that will never be included in this story again because, reasons.

"OH, OK SO YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN, FIRST OF ALL I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE NOTICED YET BUT I'M FUCKING BLEEDING OUT, SECOND I THINK I'M GOING DELUSIONAL FROM BLOOD LOSS BECAUSE I KNOW PONIES CAN'T FUCKING TALK, THIRD DON'T CALL ME YOUR HIGHNESS, AND FOURTH... DID YOU JUST FUCKING TALK!!!!!!" I was so angry and confused at the same time I started to hyperventilate... to the point until I  went unconscious.

*Five hours later*

I woke up to a white room, all I heard was beeping, I groaned and started to get up. "The hell am I." I said as I saw my hooves. "AGGGGGHHHHHH, the fucks going on... what did they do to me?" I asked to myself.

"I was going to ask you the same thing." A black mixture pony said, I then felt its energy, it seemed familiar, yet different.

"Mark?"

"Yea."

"Ok I want answers... NOW!" I shouted.

"Oh good you're awake." Said a voice, I charged up a blast.

"Who's their?" I asked. No reply. "WHO"S THERE, I know I just heard a voice." I said looking around me.

"I-I did, uhh please put that down." The voice said again.

"Why huh... what did you do to me why do I look like this?" I asked.

"W-What do you mean." The voice asked.

"Why, following me?" I asked she nodded

"Am I, still with me?" I asked again she nodded

"A MOTHER FUCKING PONY!!!" I shouted causing the building to shake.

"You mean you weren't always an Alicorn?" It asked.

"Ok first show yourself, second... the fucks an Alicorn?" I said

"An Alicorn is a mixture of all three types of ponies." The voice said as a pony came out of a shadow in the corner. "Pegasi, Unicorns, and Earth Ponies."

I processed this information for a second. "Ok I've had enough." I said.

"Shadow, catch." Mark said, as he threw a green looking bean at me, I caught it with my teeth, and ate it.

"Mark, were leaving." I said and went out the window.

"Don't have to tell me twice." He said, as he followed me.

"Mark." I said as we were flying.

"Yea?" He asked.

"Where did you get the Senzu Beans from?" I asked.

"They were next to me on the ground." He said.

"You have them still right?" I asked.

"Uhhhhhh..." Was all he could say. I stopped flying, landed near a forest and went up to him. "I know... I know, I'll go back."

"You better." I said, and he flew back... a few seconds later he was back.

"He we go." He said, handing me the bag.

"Why was it in your mouth?" I asked, he held up his hoof. "Good point, any ways, we need to find out where we are, and why we are ponies."

"Maybe I can help." Said a voice.

"Not this bull shit again." I powered up a blast. "Show yourself or I'll turn everything in that forest into dust."

"Oh my, you're the aggressive type now aren't you." It said.

"No shit, Sherlock." I said. "Now come on out you got five seconds."

"Alright, alright." A figure then came out from the forest.

"What the ,literal, fuck are you?" I asked.

"That is none of your concern, Prince." He said.

"There it is again, why does everyone think I'm a Prince?" I asked.

"You are an Alicorn, are you not?" He asked.

"NO, I am a Saiyan from earth." I said.

"Saiyan, hmmm , Saiyan Saiyan Saiyan... no never heard of them." He said.

"Where did the book and glasses come from?" I asked.

"Ohhhh, come on you must know who I am right?" He asked.

"No." Mark and I said simultaneously.

"Oh pitty, well guess you'll learn sooner or later." He said then he disappeared.

"And why couldn't he have just told us... didn't he say he would help us also?" Mark asked I shrugged.

"Let's head over to that village... I just hope they have a library... and food." I said as my stomach growled. "And a repairman... I'm already regretting our decision."

"Our?" Mark asked.

"Ok... my decision." I said.

Meeting the rest of the Mane Six

As we reached the town everyone(pony) just stared at us, until Mark had enough.

"Can we help you?" He asked, they all just looked away  only to stare when we weren't looking.

"Mark." I whispered.

"Yea." He whispered back.

"Do you have a bad feeling about this too?" I asked.

"Yea... it seems like their trying to distract us." He said.

"From what though." I asked, he just shrugged. We then entered the Library. "Hello. Anyone here?"

"Doesn't seem like it." Mark said.

"Ok, lets get to reading." I said he nodded, I flew up to the top to grab a book but then I remembered something 'Right... no fingers' I then tried to grab it with my hooves but the book just fell on the ground, I went to get it again but it keeped on slipping, I then grabbed it with my mouth. "Ugh... how do they live like this?"

"I don't know... maybe if you read you'll find out." Mark said.

"Right... we won't be here much longer anyways." I said.

"Hey, what do you think you're doing in my house." I recognized that voice, then I got confused, I looked to my right a sign said public library.

"Can't you read... this is a public library." I said turning around. "Oh God... it's you."

"Y-You're that person from the hospital." She said.

"Oh no that was someone else, their name was Shit Sherlock, first name No." I said, I heard Mark chuckle.

"What do you want?" She asked.

"Oh I don't know, maybe some indication as to WHERE THE HELL I AM!!" I said.

"You really don't know where you are?" She asked.

"Really... do I need to answer that?" I asked back.

"Ugh fine... here read this, it has everything you'll need to know." She said handing us the book.

"Thank you... you may actually be useful to us." I said.

*After reading the book.*

"What the absolute, FUCK!" I yelled. "Equestria? Isn't that an expert horse rider... hah some name."

"What?" She asked.

"Oh you're still here." I said. "Shouldn't you be going home?"

"This is my home." She said angrily.

"Hah, you live in a library... not to mention in a tree." I said.

"Well, I'm going to have to ask you to leave my friends are coming over for a meeting." She said.

"Oh no... we still need to read." I said and went back to my book.

"Ugh fine... just don't cause any trouble and we'll be good, alright." She said.

"Aye aye captain." I said.

"Were gonna be here forever." Mark pouted.

"Hopefully... not." I said. "Hope you don't mind if we stay the night here."

"What?" She said. "Oh no, you threaten my life, walk into my house without permission, make a mess in the kitchen... I don't think so."

"Oh come on, pleeeeease, we have no where else to go." I said... I then remembered something. "After all..." She started to raise and eyebrow. "I am a Prince."

"W-Wh... b-b-b... you said that." She couldn't finish.

"Please... come on give us a second chance." Mark said. "It's snowing out there."

As she looked outside she saw the snow covering everything. "Fine, I'll give you a second chance... j-just don't ruin anything."

*POV Mark*

"Okey Dokey." I said."By the way, my name's Mark, and my brother here is Shadow... SHADOW!" I yelled as he saw my brother sleeping in the corner. "Ugh... I guess he needs more rest than me."

"Well Mark, my name is Twilight... so you the nice one out of you two?" She asked.

"Nah, he just doesn't trust new peo-... ponies." I said.

"Oh well I gues-" Twilight was cut off by the door opening, just then five mares walked into the house.

"Ohhhhh, that's better." Said one with a rainbow mane as she flew close to the fire.

"Uhhhh." I was about to say something until.

"Man it is cold out there." Said one with cotton candy looking mane. "Ohhh, Twilight who are your new friends?"

"Uhhhh." I was about to introduce himself but the Twilight cut me of.

"Well this one is Mark, and the one sleeping in the corner is his brother, Shadow." She said.

"Yeah, best not to wake him, he gets real cranky when he is woken up and well." As I said this he got a flashback from the first time I woke up my brother and shuddered. "It's just best not to... lets just say he's capable of doing thing you could never imagine."

When I said this they all looked at the pink pony. "Trust us... we know." The orange one said.

"What?" She asked.

"Well I should introduce you to my friends *Ahem* She's Rainbow Dash, the fastest flyer in equestria." I chuckled a little.

"What's so funny?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"Oh nothing... just that you think you the fastest." I said cockily." I'll make that theory history

"I am." She said angrily. "And it's not a theory, it's a fact."

I looked at her for a second. "Uh huh."

"I am." She said even angrier.

"Yuh huh, sure." Was my reply

"I AM, I'M FASTER THAN YOU COULD EVER BE IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE!!!!" She screamed.

"Cute." I said, She was turning into different shades of red. "Twilight... please continue."

"Okay... So this is Applejack, she live in Sweet Apple Anchors right outside of town, and sell the best apples." She said.

"Mmmmmm." I said. "Apples."

"This is Rarity, she owns the Carousel Boutique, if you need some clothes made she's your girl." Twilight said.

"I'll keep that in mind." I said.

"This is Pinkie Pie, she lives with the Cakes at Sugarcube Corner, She is a baker, caterer, and a party organizer." Twilight finished.

"Multitasking at its best." I said.

"And finally we have Fluttershy, she lives in a cottage next to the Everfree Forest, and is the kindest pony there is." She said.

"Interesting." I said as I powered up my Ki and flew towards her, I was sensing on her energy, and smiled. "Yep, no bad energy."

"Huh?" Fluttershy asked.

"Oh It's a thing my and Shadow can do, we can sense good and bad energies everyone her has only a little bit of it... but you." I said.

"Oh well, thanks... I guess." She said.

"Well *Yawn* I think I'm going to hit the hay... you all can talk about... whatever you were going to talk about."

And like that I left dragging Shadow onto a bed I made for him and layed down myself.

Shadow, and Mark vs. Celestia, Luna, Twilight, Rainbow, and Applejack

*Shadow POV*

"*Yawn* MARK!" I yelled.

"W-What." He asked. "I was right here no need to yell."

"Sorry... were is the purple pony?" I asked.

"She's asleep... and so are her friends." Mark said pointing at the living room where everypony was.

"So... what happened... ya know, while I was asleep?" I asked.

"Oh Twilight just introduced me to everybod-... everypony." He said.

"No... not you too." I said.

"Oh yes... me too, their actually pretty cool to hang around with." He said. "If you would just give them a chance."

"Ugh, you of all people should know that I don't trust new people." I said. "Besides, were going to leave in a week or so anyways.

"Shadow." Mark said.

"Yea." I answered. "What is it."

"I think I like it here... by the way they're not people... their ponies." Mark said.

"No, and I don't care." I said. "What have they done to you... were Saiyans, not pricy little ponies."

"Yeah, but look at them... they seem pretty helpless, what if something evil were to come and they couldn't stop it." Mark said.

"I wouldn't give two shits." I replied blankly.

"Look on the way here you told me the first planet we landed on we would protect with our lives did you not." Mark said.

"Well, yeah maybe something like that." I mumbled, 'I'm getting a damn lecture from my younger brother... why am I  allowing this' I thought.

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"Yeah exactly, now you and I are going to stay here and that final... or you could just leave without me." Mark said.

"Bite me." I said, trying my best not to smack the bejesus out of my brother.

"Oh you're guys are awake." Twilight said as she got up from her mattress.

"Did Shadow wake you?" Mark asked.

"Why would it be me?" I asked Mark.

"No he didn't... why." She started to get a serious look. "Oh dear Celestia, what did he do?"

"Oh no, he just yelled for me earlier... surprised it didn't wake up you friends their." Mark said.

"You two lovebirds have fun, and Mark when you finally come to your senses... you can train with me." I said as I left out the front door.

"Okay... WAIT WHAT?" I heard Twilight yell, seconds later she ran in front of me. "We not dating."

"Oh come on... there is no shame in it, us Saiyans are a proud, strong race... I consider it a privilege for you." I said and walked passed her.

"Were not dating." She said, I looked around and saw a crowd forming 'Oh, this can only end good' I thought to myself. "Saiyans?"

"Oh please, don't try to hide your feelings." I said.

"How many times must I sa-" Mark covered her mouth.

"Shut up... It's obvious he's making everypony here get the wrong idea." Mark said, Twilights eyes shrank to the the crowd of people watching the show.

"Oh no." She said. "S-Sorry everypony... nothing to see here."

"Hahahahahahaaaa... Oh god, you made that way to easy." I said, Laughing my fucking ass off.

"Hold it right there." I heard a voice.

"Oh come on, first Marks girlfriend." I received glares from both Mark and Twilight. "And then the combination of goat, dragon, lion, eagle, pegasus... thing... anyways, who are you, what do you want?" I asked at last.

"Who am I? I could ask the same of you." Just then I saw a horse the size as me walk up to us.

"Oh god... another Alicorn, wait the book says they aren't that many... so first I counted three, now I'm counting four, do I hear five." I said.

" QUITE, *ahem* So you are an Alicorn Prince... I must say I have never seen you before." She said, now smiling.

"Don't." I said.

"I beg your pardon?" She asked.

"Look we just meet like five seconds ago, I know I'm the most dashing thing out there, and you and I are the same height, but I literally got here yesterday." I said, trying to hold back my laughter.

"W-What... oh nonononononono, I-I meant-" I cut her off.

"Please save me the excuses, look I'm sure there's someone out there for you... it just isn't me." I said, I looked at her. "Hey were you always red... could've sworn that a second ago you were white."

"W-Wait... you got here yesterday." She said trying to change the subject.

"I'll let it slide this once... and yes, the giant crater right there." I said pointing in to my right. "That was us."

"Us?" She asked.

"Me, and." Just then Mark came up. "My brother."

"You gotta excuse my brother he is like this to everyone... not afraid to say anything." As he said this I felt a shock of pain on my hoof.

"OW!" I yelled. "THE HELL MARK!!!"

"You deserved it." He said. "Don't you remember her from the book? She's their princess."

"Ohhhh... Celestia." I said. "Whoops... my bad."

"Yea and this." He said stomping on the same hoof. "Is for the me and Twilight jokes."

"AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!" I screamed. "DAMN, FUCK, SHIT, MOTHER FUCKING, BASTARD, BLACK ON A POPO!!!"

"Popo?" Twilight asked.

"Please... never bring him up... he's a hundred time worse the waking up Shadow." Mark said shuddering.

"What about him?" She asked.

"Rule number one about Popo's training... Do not talk about Popo's training" Mark said, shaking.

"In... and out... in... and out." I said trying to control myself. "Ok... oh and by the way princess."

"Yes." She said.

"Sorry." I said blushing. "About the... you liking me jokes."

"Hey were you always red... could've sworn that a second ago you were black." She said smiling.

"Ok, Ok... I deserved that." I said.

"Not so cocky now huh?" She asked.

"Oh you wanna see cockyness?" I asked, she nodded. "A saiyan never backs down from a challenge*ahem* I challenge you Celestia... and any four more people of you choosing to face me." I said, then I grabbed Mark. "And my brother."

"Hmm alright I'll be right back." She said and was off. "Meet me here in one hour."

"Will do." I said.

"Gotta date." Mark joked.

"Hah... she wishes." I said. "Now Mark... we train."

*One hour later*

"M-Maaaark..." I said out of breath.

"Whaaaaat." He said as well.

"T-They'll b-be here any second... p-pass me a senzu." I ordered.

"Will d-do." He said passing me one and eating one himself."

"Ahhhh, all better." I said, just then.

"So you came." said a rainbow pegasus.

"Yeah whatcha gonna do bout it?" I asked.

"I have no beef with you... but Mark here is going to learn soon why they call me the fastest around" She answered proudly.

"You just jealous of my swagger." Mark yelled.

"Wait." I said coming to a realization. "S-She *Chuckle* chose you?"

"Yeah." She said.

"Hahahahahahaaa, oh god this is going to be too easy." I said.

"Ah reckon not." Said a cowgirl pony.

"My god... Celestia is this really the best you got." I asked sensing her energy.

"Well, actually my sister she would come around in the middle of the fight." She answered.

"Sister? Whatever... wait...I-Is that-" Before I could ask Mark answered me.

"Yep... it's Twilight." He said.

"HAHAHAHAHA, I'm, I'm dying, man this is going to be a walk in the park." I said

"Well actually, we are in the park." Twilight said.

"J-Just shut up and lets do this." I said "Now if I win... I'll keep this a secret... unless someone is watching."

"Actually my friends are watching... over there at the bench." She said, I looked over to see three ponies sitting there.

"WHOOO HOOOO, GO TWILIGHT, CELESTIA, APPLEJACK, AND RAINBOW DASH!!!" Screamed the pink one.

"Put on a good show girls."

"Ummm uhhh, I'm going for Twilight... and Applejack... and Rainbow Dash, and Celestia, and Mark, and Marks Brother.

"Really don't know my name?" I asked, pretending to be hurt.

"Oh umm, I'm sorry." She said. "Go Shadow."

"Ok... it on like Donkey Kong." I said and charged at Celestia.

"Donkey wh-" Before Celestia finished, I had already kicked her in the gut, and shot her into the sky. I charged up my Ki and flew after her.

*Mark POV*

"W-What?" The three girls fighting asked, they then looked at me, I was now smiling with my arms crossed, I charged up two Ki blasts and said one thing that would scare even Chuck Norris if he were their.

"Run." As I said this they all booked it... except Rainbow Dash. "Amateurs, let me make a deal with you, I won't use any Ki... even to fly." With this I spread my wings. "Instead, I'll see if I can get used to these."

She smiled. "Deal."

We then charged at each other. "YYYYYAAAHHHH" I yelled getting closer and closer to her.

*In the skies/ Shadows POV*

"Huh, you're stronger than I anticipated." I said, as Celestia and I collided fists for the tenth time.

"Are you saying this because I and female?" She asked.

"I haven't even thought about it like that yet." I said laughing. "Since you lasted so long let me show you something."

"Huh" Was all she could say before I charged up my attack.

"KAAAAAAA... MEEEEEEE!" I yelled

When she saw the orb in my hooves she charged up her attack as well.

"HAAAAAAA... MEEEEEEE!" I yelled again.

She blasted her attack.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" I shouted sending my kamehameha wave at her.

The blasts collided, but we were equal.

"Huh... thought this would have sent you away by now." I said.

"As did I." Celestia said back.

"Thats it... ONE HUNDRED PERCENT FULL POWER!" I shouted, making the beam grow even bigger and swallowing Celestias magic.

"You weren't going one hundred the whole time?" She asked surprised.

I was about to answer but the blast already hit her.

*On the ground/ Marks POV*

"Whoa... that his one hundred percent... he wasn't even a Super Saiyan." I said in awe of my brothers blast.

"Celestia... no" I heard Rainbow say.

"Well do you give up?" I asked her.

"NO, NEVER!" She yelled charging at me.

I blocked her punch, and kicked her in the stomach, knocking the wind out of her, I then sent of barrage of punches her way, She dodged some... but not all, just then I saw a blast come straight my way, hitting me close the ground.

*Shadow POV*

I caught my brother , we both looked over to see Celestia, Twilight, Applejack, Rainbow, and a new one pony... wait not a pony, an ALICORN!

"DO I HEAR SIX!" I shouted

"Luna, you came just in time." Celestia said.

"No problem, Rainbow are you alright, are you strong enough to fight?" Luna asked Rainbow, she nodded.

"Y-Yeah... that w-was nothing." She said weakly.

"Dash, here catch." Mark shouted, tossing her a Senzu Bean.

"Wha?" Was all she could say as she caught it.

"Eat it... trust me." He said, she hesitantly did as she was told to get a pleasant surprise.

"Whoa, what was that?" She asked.

"A Senzu Bean, heals all wounds, restores all stamina." He said.

"MARK!" I shouted. "ARE YOU CRAZY!"

"Hey, I want a fair fight." He said.

I grabbed two bean, I ate one, then looked at Celestia... "Ugh, I'll regret this... hey Cele." I called out.

"Hmmm." Celestia responded.

"Catch." I said throwing the bean, she caught it and ate it.

"Thank you you." She said.

"Whatever..." I said. "Lets just get this show on the road."

There was silence... I made the first move towards Celestia kicking her again, but keeping her on the ground this time. Luna flew behind me and tried to grab me, I reached out for her hand and threw her at Celestia, I then rushed at Celestia as she got up and kicked her in the air a little just enough for me to grab her leg and swing her in circles, then throwing her at a tree, Luna the hit me with a barrage of magic... so I decided to return the favor and threw my own barrage of blasts, each and every single one hitting her dead one.

"Tia." Luna said.

"W-What?" Celestia asked.

"W-We need t-to hit him at t-the same t-time." Luna said. "Our attacks combined, could hurt him pretty good."

"M-Maybe... but what i-if he... is s-smart enough to know what w-we'll do b-before w-we do it?" Celestia asked.

"Well then... were screwed." Luna answered.

"Sorry to interrupt you sisterly conversation... but are you going to figh-" Just then the both hit me in the face causing him to hit a tree. "GAH! MOTHER FUCKERS, THAT ACTUALLY HURT!"

"Well we are kinda in the middle of a fight." Celestia said.

"Tell me something I don't know." I said.

"Well Mark is have trouble with the girls." Luna said.

"W-What?" I looked in disbelief. "GOD DAMMIT MAAAARK!" damnit

*Mark's POV*

"Shit." Was all I could say before Shadow came towards me and kicked the girls away. "They keep hitting me in the dick... why do they keep hitting me in the dick?"

"Well I have an idea." Shadow said.

"I swear to God, if you say punch them harder, I'll kick you in the dick." I threatened.

"Maybe we could hit them harder." I started to growl at him. "Together."

"Fine" Was my only response.

*Shadow POV*

"Ok... were getting beaten, by five ponies, in a park." I said.

"Ohhh, you finally get it." Celestia said. "You stand no chance, give up."

"You know whats funny." I said.

"What?" She asked

"Remember when I said one hundred percent?" I asked.

"Uh huh." She said.

"Well, kinda not true." I said.

"W-What?" She asked.

"He said it wa-" Twilight was interrupted.

"I heard what he said, but I want an explanation." She ordered.

"Ya see, I can transform." All of their jaws dropped. "Into a Super Saiyan."

"A Super what?" Luna asked.

"S-S-Saiyan.?" Celestia asked.

"Yep... but don't worry we won't kill ya... anyways, so yea let get into this shall we." I said and started to charge up, my hair and fur started to change into a gold color then black going back and forth.

"I-Incredible." Celestia said. "T-This power.

"HHHHHYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! HHHHHYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" I then completely changed in a blinding light. "So, who's ready for round three?" Just then my stomach growled, I powered down. "You know what, on second thought, can we eat I'm starving."

"You got to be kidding me." Twilight said. "Do you do this when you fight somepony else?"

All I did was give a sheepish smile. "A little here and there."

"Well not his time." Celestia said charging her attack and firing it at me.

"Pfft, to easy." I said dodging it... just to see three ponies sitting at a bench that was behind me. "GET OUT OF THE WAY!" I shouted, the pink one and white one both ran... but the cream colored one was frozen in fear. "Find me in the alps."

"FLUTTERSHY!" I heard them all yell.

I jumped in front of it at the last second... saving Fluttershy, but me... I felt like I just got elbowed in the chest by Broly. "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...ck." Was the only thing that could escape my mouth, before I passed out.

A New Friend

*5 hours later*

"AH FUCK!!" I woke up yelling from something touching my leg.

"Now I know it hurts, but please I'm asking you to stay still so I can heal your wounds." Said Flutter Shy.

"Where's Mark?" I asked.

"Oh him, he's at Rainbow Dashs house, he said he would stay there for the night." She answered. That wasn't like him, he normally doesn't leave my side 'Maybe he thinks he's too grown up to stay with me 24/7 now' I thought to myself.

"Ummmm two things" I said as I looked around the unfamiliar building.

"Yes." She replied.

"One, where am I at, and two, I can heal by myself, but thanks anyways." I said.

"One, your at my cottage, and for two, no, you are not leaving, this is the least I can do for you saving my life." She replied.

I just stayed remembering earlier at how they never give up once there mind is set. "Ok fine, can we eat something, I haven't eaten since I got here." I said smiling hopefully.

"Oh yes, I'll make you some pancakes with eggs, if thats ok with you." She said.

"Sounds good I can't wait." I said.

*One hour later*

"Thanks for the food... man you make good pancakes." I said.

"Thanks *yawn* well it's getting late." Flutter Shy said. "I'm going to bed."

"Ok, well bye." I replied. "I'll just sleep in this forest next to your house."

When she heard me say this she rushed to the door and blocked me.

"Hey what gives." I said.

"You can not go out there you are badly injured and there are tons of monsters in that forest." She said seriously.

"Really." I said excitedly. "All the more reason to go."

"No please, I don't want you to get even more hurt or what if you get eaten, and it'll be my fault for le-" I cut  her off.

"Flutter Shy... please, I can take care of myself." I then left for the forest.

"Then I'm going to." She said nervously.

"Ok, then come hurry up." I said back.

*Five minutes later*

"Doesn't seem that bad... seems pretty peaceful actually." I said looking around the area.

"Ohh, what was that, who's there." I heard Fluttershy whimper.

"Ugh fine, let me show you something." I then fired my Ki blasts in all directions. "There... nothing here."

Just then a pack of wolves came out of the trees.

"What the fuck." I said.

"Oh no... Timber Wolves." I heard Fluttershy say.

"I should have shot the trees." I said. "Well time for some training."

The first one lunged at me, I knocked it out with one hit.

"Are you serious... one hit?" I asked. "Ugh, weaklings."

I then blasted each of them until I felt something biting my foot.

"Meh... not that bad." I said, kicking it into a pile I started. Then three more packs came

*Five minutes later*

"See Flutter Shy, nothing to be afraid of when I'm around." I said as I dropped the twentieth unconscious Timberwolf in a pile.

"Oh my, a-are t-they, *gulp* dead?" She asked.

"Nah, I just left them unconscious." I answered, just then another lunged at me from behind, I grabbed it and threw it into the pile. "They're no harm.

"Oh thank goodness." She said.

"Well I'm going to sleep." I said.

"Oh, u-ummm... are you s-sure we can?" She asked. "What if a minotaur come and attacks us while we sleep?"

"Ok fine... you sleep I get night watch." I said.

"Are you sure?" She asked.

"Yes, plus I could use the training." I said stretching my legs.

"Ok." She replied, drifting into a blissful sleep.

For the rest of the night, nothing happened. Until about four or five in the morning I saw some bushes move followed by something yelling.

"Agh!" It said.

"Hello, are you alright?" I asked the voice.

"Huh?" It asked.

"Hello... come out, come on, I won't hurt ya." I said.

"Will you promise me not to run if I show myself?"

"Now why would I run?" I asked the voice. She then came out. It was another Alicorn, but this one was different... she had holes all over the bottom of her legs, hair and wings. Was she injured or something. She had a blue mare, wings and tail, other than that she was a greyish looking color, she also had some weird clothes on, 'ANOTHER DAMN ALICORN!' I thought.

"DO I HEAR SEVEN!!" I shouted.

"Huh?" She asked.

"N-Nothing... who are you." I said, keeping a mental checklist to asked Celestia about these damned Alicorns.

"Let me introduce myself, I am Queen Chrysalis, leader of the changelings." She said.

"Changelings?" I asked.

"You do not know us, hmmm, I will tell you later, but for now, who are you, I've never heard of an Alicorn Prince before." She said.

"I'm Shadow, a proud Saiyan from Earth." I answered.

"E-Excuse me?" She asked.

"Nevermind... oh, there is actually another one... another Alicorn Prince" I said.

"Another you say, who is the second one?" She asked.

"My brother Mark." I said. "Speaking of which, I gotta go pick him up, it was nice meeting you, come by to ponyville sometime, we could hangout."

"Ummm, ok I guess got nothing better to do." She answered. "Can you just tell everyone I'm coming... I don't want them to get scared if they're not expecting me."

"Why do you think everyone's scared of you?" I asked.

"Because... I've made terrible decisions in my past, that I just want to forget about, but nopony believes I have changed." She said.

"Hmmmmm, ok fine." I answered. "But you have to take Flutter Shy home, here I'll wake her... Flutter Shy, heeeey, wakie wakie, come on it's time to get up, Crysalis will take you home."

"Hmmmm, *yawn* what time is it, who's Chyrisa-" She stopped mid sentence when she saw the Queen. She didn't say anything she just turned around and ran.

"FLUTTER SHY!!!" I yelled and teleported in front of her "What do you think you're doing, Chrysalis here is going to escort you home there's nothing to be afraid of, she already said she's trying to change, just trust her please."

"W-w-why c-can't you t-take m-m-m-me?" She asked.

"Because I have to get Mark, I'll come back to your place once I got him, but please, treat like she's one of your friends." I said, she nodded and went back to Chrysalis.

"I-I'm s-sorry for r-running aways." She finally said.

"It is quite alright, now where is you home?" She asked.

"Outside around the forest." She answered quickly.

"Well I'll leave you girls to it, I'm going to get Mark." I said. "Have fun. Oh Flutter Shy, one more thing."

"Yes." She said.

"Where does Rainbow live." I asked.

She pointed to the east. "In Cloudsdale."

"Ok thanks, bye." I said.

After a while Flutter Shy said something.

"We should hurry, my animals are probably starving." Flutter Shy said.

"Will you need help?" Asked Chrysalis hopefully while smiling.

"Ummmm I think so." Answered Flutter Shy.

Chrysalis smiled and they walked away.

Welcome Party, Gone Wrong

"Hello, is anyone here?" I asked as I got to the door at Rainbow's house, I tried the door, it surprisingly opened. "Hello."

"Oh, hi Shadow." Said a friendly Rainbow.

"Hi, uh, is Mark here?" I asked.

"Oh yea, let me go get him." She said and went for him.

"Shadow, want to train real quick?" Asked Mark as he got to the door.

"Yea, but first we need to check up on Flutters, I told her I would get you and come back." I said. "Then we need somepony to help us setup a welcome party."

"Ask Pinkie, she would love to do it." Said Rainbow Dash

"Ok then it's settled, you ok with this?" I asked Mark, he nodded.

We then went over to Fluttershys house.

"Yo, Flutters." I said as I knocked on the door."

"Come in." I heard her say.

"Hey, just check in... everything ok?" I asked.

"Oh yes, were getting along quite well actually." She said. "She's also helping me with my animals."

"Cool... see no trouble, like she said before, she's changed." I said, patting Fluttershy on the head.

"I guess so." She said.

"Well, were going to start her." I leaned in closer to Fluttershy's ear. "Surprise party, you guys should totally come later... give us two hours tops."

We then went to Ponyville and started on the decorating.

"Hiya, ohhh, need any help with the party?" Asked a pink pony.

"Are you... Pinkie?" I asked.

"How did you know?" She asked then somehow teleported behind me, gettin in my face. "Are you Psychic?"

"Rainbow told me, and no." I said. "Can you help us with a surprise party

"Okie dokie lokie." She said.

*One hour later*

"That took longer than I expected." I said as we finished the decoration.

"If you just would've let me use the party cannon, it would've been done sooner." Said Pinkie

"Shadow... can we train now?" Asked Mark.

"Sure we have an hour." I answered. "Lets do it a little ways from town though."

"Ok." He replied excitedly.

We trained for an hour or so when I remember the party."

"Oh shit, Mark were going to have to continue later, right now were late for the welcome party." I said to Mark.

"Oh yeah, heh heh." He replied. "Forgot about that."

When we got there I was surprised to see a certain purple Princess beating up Chrysalis. She was about to blast her again, but I threw my own blast at it.

"TWILIGHT!!! SPARKLE!!!" I yelled. "WHAT THE HELL!!!"

"Shadow, what are you doing, do you even know what she is?" She asked.

"Yeah, she told me this morning." I said a bit more calmly. "She's Queen Crysalis."

"Actually it's Chrysalis." The Queen said.

"You stay out of this." I ordered.

"Oh no, Prince Shadow is under the control of Queen Chrysalis, that would explain why he's defending her." Said Pinkie.

"What?" I said in disbelief. "She can't control minds, that's not possible."

"Ya' said the same about Pinkie." Said AJ.

"Well, yea, but that doe-" I was cut off by confetti hitting be, and surprisingly hit me through a building.

"WHY ME!!" I shouted. "WHY DID YOU SHOOT ME!"

When I came out of the building I was already a Super Saiyan.

"Oh no, I t-think you got h-him angry P-Pinkie." Said a voice so low only my keen hearing could hear it.

"Come on girls lets do this... for Equestria." Said the purple Princess, 'I'm beginning to think they're delusional' I thought.

Rainbow went off to the skies, AJ grabbed a lasso, Pinkie just stuck with her cannon, Flutter Shy hid, Rarity... was looking for a outfit that would protect her and would look good at the same time, and Twilight charged a spell. well seemed easy enough.

"Look, I don't want to hurt you." I said, she fired her blast, I just bitch slapped it away.

"But, that doesn't mean I won't knock you out." I said, teleporting behind her and hitting her in a pressure point, making her go unconscious, I then fired two Ki blasts. "But that... that was for Chrysalis." I said.

"O-oh my." Said Flutter Shy.

I then saw a rainbow come at me, so I quickly moved out of the way and hit Rainbow Dash in the pressure point, knocking her out. Everyone was stunned at how I was faster than her.

"That's it, ah' got ya' now." Said AJ, throwing a rope around me, I just shook my head and broke it. "H-how d-" I cut her off by knocking her out as well.

The only threat, kinda, left was Pinkie. So I sent  barrage of blasts at her, which she dodged, 'Wait what, how?'

"Weeee, he he, ooooh, shiny." She said, she wasn't even scared, 'What the, absolute, FUCK!!' I thought to myself. "Hey are you ok, you look like a tomato."

"STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL, DAMNIT!!" I yelled.

"Huh?!" She asked.

I could only do one thing to suffice my anger, I teleported behind her and knocked her out. I then went over to Chrysalis, and saw she was hurt real badly, so I gave her a Senzu Bean.

"Are you alright?" I asked.

"I-I'll be fine... but how did you do that?" She asked back.

"Nevermind that... go make some friends, I'm going to have a talk with this so called Princess of Friendship." I said to her.

I went over to her, she was hurt more than Chrysalis. "Ok maybe I overdid it on her."

"Ya think." Said Mark coming up to me.

"Oh he- Ow what the." He punched me again. "What's wrong?"

"Why, you don't always have to go straight to fighting, you could've just talked things out." He said still continuing to punch me.

"But you saw what they did to Chrysalis, she di-" I was cut off.

"Oh, you still didn't have to fight, Shadow... these are my friends, and if you keep this up, and you fight each other again, I will be fighting you as well." Mark finished, 'What has gotten into him, we have only been here one day, the only person he knows really well is... wait, no he doesn't... does he?' I smirked.

"So you got feeling for someone huh, and I think I know who." I said calmly, his blood ran cold. "Rainbow Dash."

"H-how did yo-" He was cut off.

"I know these things, wait, you're into ponies?" I asked, he started to blush. "Nevermind, please don't answer."

"Well, what about you and Chrysalis, do you like her?" He asked.

"No, were just friends," I said.

"Well if were going to live here, you gotta find someone." He said, I never thought about that.

"What about Celestia, she's really strong, and can hold her own." I said.

"It's not about their looks and things they do, it's about their personality." He told me, I shook my head and laughed.

"You are just like mom." I said.

"Hah, funny." He said back.

"Fine, I'll give Chrysalis a shot." I said.

"See that's the spirit." He told me.

"Hmmm, guess my talk with Princess Purple will have to wait, can you take them back to the hospital?" I said, he nodded.

I went and found Chrysalis in town. "Hey, Chrysi, mind if I call you that?" I asked.

"Oh, ummm ok sure. What is it?" She said.

"Cool, uhhh. *ahem*, I was wondering if you would, like to go out for dinner sometime?" I asked "If your free that is."

"Oh." Her eyes widened. "O-ok."

"So it's a date?" I asked.

"Y-yes." She said.

"I'll meet you over at the forest... is tomorrow ok.?" I said.

"Yes." She answered quickly.

"Ok... well lets get over to the party I'll get you guests." I said, I then thought something 'WHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!'

The Date, and The Super Saiyan Duo

"What are ya' doing?" Asked a farmer pony as she and five others walked into the library.

"Just reading up some things." I said.

"Egghead." Rainbow said.

"Well he is not actually and egghead, he is just like a-" I cut Twilight off.

"Neeeeeeeeerd." I said.

"Wai-what? She asked.

"I'm not an egghead Dash... I'm just normally smart." I said, putting down the book and grabbing another.

"And what's that supposed to mean?" She asked.

"Lets just say... I was smarter than you right now... as a baby." I said, grinning. "Oh and Twilight."

"What is it now?" She asked.

"Sorry." I said.

"About what?" She asked.

"Wellllll... while you were unconscious I blasted you a couple of times." I said.

"THAT WAS YOU!!!" She yelled. "I BLAMED THE HOSPITAL ON THAT!!!"

"Like I said... sorry." I replied calmly.

"Whatever... I'm going to bed." She said, I looked at a clock.

"At 5 o' clock?" I asked.

"It's been a stressful day... I need some sleep." She said, slamming the door.

"Well, night." I said.

*The Next Day*

"Dude you need to calm down." Mark said.

"CALM DOWN!? Do you not realize I know hardly anything about these ponies, and I don't want to fuck this up." I said panicking, Twilight then walked in.

"Hey, what are you all dressed up for." She asked, I started to blush even more than before. "Ohhh, so who's the lucky mare?"

"Chrysalis" I could only whisper her name, I was too busy reading up the history on... everything.

"It's Chrysalis, Twilight." Mark said.

"Wh-... really... wow." Was all she could say, I shut my book using my horn for once (I looked up some basic spells that I can use) and starred at her.

"What's wrong." I said grinning. "Wanted me to go out with you? Sorry Twilight, no offence, but I think your a bit young for me."

She was blushing now. "N-No, I'm just surprised you didn't go out with Celestia... or Luna."

"And what's wrong with Chrysi?" I asked.

"N-Nothing, just you don't see-" I  cut her off.

"Look... I can tell something happened between you two, but Twilight, you gotta learn to give people... or ponies in... in this matter, a second chances." I said.

She sighed. "Oh, alright, I'll give her a second chance." She said.

"Ok, thank you... now what do you think looks better, the blue tie or the red tie." I said.

"The blue one definitely." She said.

"Thanks... oh, one more thing." I said to Twilight.

"Yea." She said.

"Got any ideas where I should go... I got a map so you can mark it." I said, she thought for a second and made a circle around a place. "Thanks."

*Everfree Forest*

"She should be here any minute." I said to myself.

"H-Hello... Shadow." Said a familiar voice.

"Heh, glad you could make it." I said.

"Ha, I wouldn't miss it for the world." She said. "Sooooo, where are we going?"

"It's a surprise." I said.

*Five minutes later*

"Ok were here." I said as we walked up to the amusement park.

"Oh, I've never been here before." She said.

"Well neither have I." I said.

"Shall we go in?" She asked.

"Yea... oh this is also a good chance to show peopl-... ponies that you have really changed." I said, she nodded, 'God, I need to get used to the grammar here' I thought.

*One hour later.*

In the middle of our date I saw a giant yellow beam go up from the ground and sky, I turned Super Saiyan and was about to leave, then I saw Chrysalis, I powered down. "I'm sure whatever it is, Mark and the girls can handle it." I said, returning to my date.

*One more hour later*

We had a blast, not only did we have a good time, but the ponies actually started to warm up to her.

"Wow that was the most fun I've ever had... Thank you Shadow for a great night." She said.

"Anything for you... so how would you like to do this again sometime?" I asked.

"I'd like that." She then kissed me on the cheek. "See you around."

"Yea... hopefully." I said back, then I heard it, I almost died.

"Shadow and Chrysalis, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G." A pink pony said.

"Gotta say, didn't think ya' could pull it off, but ya' did." Said AJ.

"Oh, God... don't tell me tha-" I was cut off.

"Yep were all here bro." Mark said.

"Fuck my life." I said. "Kill me now."

"That can be arranged." Said a white Goddess.

"Oh come on, is everyone I know here?" I asked.

"Yep." Pinkie said. "I gathered them all, told them about you date."

"Wait... I didn't even tell you about that, how di-" She interrupted me.

"You talk in your sleep." She said.

"Go figure." I said. "Ok... lets have some fun... I'm going to give you all to the count of ten... if you not out of my sites, I will destroy you."

"Oh please, you can't beat use all this time, Mark is a Super Saiyan." Rarity said, my eyes widened.

"Congrats... so how'd you do it?" I asked. "Wait was that the beam I saw in the sky."

"Turns out I needed a little more of a push." He said. "And yes."

"What, kind of push?" I asked.

"Oh nothing, just Celestia said she'd hit me with her most powerful blast if I didn't turn, and well everyone saw what happened to you." He said, I then remembered something.

"Oh yea, that cheap shot from Celestia that almost hit Fluttershy... how can I forget." I said raising an eyebrow at Celestia.

"Heh heh." She said shyly. "Sorry Fluttershy."

"It's ok." Fluttershy said.

"Welp, bro, I'm going to go to bed see ya'." He said flying off to Rainbows.

"Yea... I should hit the hay as well, heh, I've had a pretty long day." I said, we then all said our goodbyes and left.

*Two and a half hours earlier/ Marks POV*

"And he's gone." I said, as Shadow left.

"Well what do you wanna do know?" Twilight asked.

"I don't know... I guess, I can train." I said.

"Well... me and the element h-" I cut her off.

"Elements?" I asked.

"You should read more, like your brother." Twilight said. "The elements, or elements of harmony, are si-"

"Bored now, gonna read your mind." I said.

"Wha-" Before she could say anything, I placed my hoof on her head.

"Ha ha, you went into the boys restroom." I said.

"Mark, did you just read my mind?" Twilight asked.

"Yuh huh." I answered.

"How?" She asked.

"That... is none of you concern... lets just go to the castle." I said and flew off using my Ki.

After a few seconds of sitting there Twilight broke. "I HAVE QUESTIONS, QUESTIONS!"

*Celestias Castle/ Celestias POV*

I was humming at tune to myself walking through the halls then I heard a window break, I rushed to the scene only to fine Mark.

"Welcome Mark... and what brings you here?" I asked him.

"Meh... Twilight said the elements would be here soon, so yea... there's that." He answered.

"Hello, who is this I'm speaking to." I heard a voice say.

"Uhh, hi." I said." I'm Celestia... who are you.

"I'm King Kai, look your planet is in grave danger, a powerful, not to mention, EVIL, person is coming you way he is known as Lord Chilled... I need you to help Mark become a Super Saiyan... It's the only way." King Kai ordered.

"I will see what I can do...wait how do you know them?" I asked.

"I was their grandfathers mentor for a while, I helped him alot so, no I must help Shadow and Mark." He said.

"Still doesn't answer my question." I said, getting impatient.

"Are you questioning God?" He asked.

"Are you?" I asked back.

"Fine you wanna know?" He asked.

"YES!" I shouted.

"BECAUSE PLOT RELEVANCE!!!" He shouted.

"What, what does that mean?" I asked. "Hello... are you st-"

"Who are you talking to?" Mark asked.

"Oh uh, somepony." I answered.

"Well, you have fun with that... Imma go train." Mark said.

*POV Mark*

"Wait... this training, what do you do?" Celestia asked me.

"Well I just try everything I can in order to turn into a Super Saiyan... haven't found anything yet." I said.

"Well... maybe I could help you." She said.

"REALLY!" I shouted, I flew up and hugged her. "Thankyouthankyouthankyou."

"C-Can't... b-breath." She wheezed out.

"S-Sorry.. it's just that nopony, or body, has ever offered to train with me, but Shadow and father." I said bouncing around her. "When do we start."

"When the elements get here." She said.

"Ok... how long?" I asked.

"A little while." She said.

*Ten minutes later*

"Ugh finally, what took you guys so long?" I asked the six girls as they walked in.

"Sorry, but not all of us are flyers." Said Rarity.

"So, no my problem." I said. "Twilight didn't always have wings, but did that stop her?"

"Wait how did ya' kn-" Aj was interrupted.

"I read her mind." I said.

"H-How?" Rainbow asked.

"Muffin button." I said.

"WHAT!?" Twilight asked. "THAT'S YOUR SECRET!?"

"Pretty much." I said. "What, you don't have muffin buttons here?"

"No." Pinkie said.

"WHAT!?" I yelled. "T-Then...that mean, no more muffins in an instant?"

"Yuup." Aj answered.

"I-I need a moment." I said.

Just then I pulled out a CD player and pressed start.

Youtube Video

After the music was finished, I grabbed a hammer and smashed the CD player.

"Well, you win some you lose some." I said cheerfully. "Moving on."

"Okaaay... well girls now that you are here, I need your help with something... making Mark a Super Saiyan." Celestia said.

"And how the hay are we sposed to do that?" Question Applejack.

"I don't know, Mark, how the hay are we supposed do this?" Celestia asked Mark.

"Well, my brother said there were two ways... one, we could try to get me angry, so angry to the point I burst." I explained.

"What ab-" I cut Twilight off.

"Don't... fucking interrupt me... the other way is for somepony else's life to be in danger... on top of my anger, for a little push." I said.

"What about your life instead of other?" Celestia questioned.

"I don't know maybe... why do you a-... ah, crap baskets." I said, as I saw Celestia charged up her magic.

*Celestia POV*

"You now have five minutes to turn into a Super Saiyan." I said.

"Whoa WHOA!" Mark yelled. "The hell Celie, what give... and why five minutes?"

"Because an evil uhhh-" I then heard the voice again.

"Emperor." King Kai said.

"An evil emperor is going to be here in five-" He cut me off again.

"Ten."

"Ten minutes, and goes by the name of King Chil-" He did it again.

"Lord Chilled." He said.

"Thank you King Kai." I muttered through my teeth.

"You welcome." He said.

"An evil emperor is going to be here in ten minutes, and goes by the name Lord Chilled." I finish.

*Mark POV*

"Okay... so you think this'll work?" I asked.

"Without a doubt." She said. "Five minutes starts now."

I started to think of everything that got me angry, trying my best to concentrate it. 'Damn what am I doing wrong...' just then I started to thing about this Lord Chilled guy, 'If I can't stop him he could then who can... oh wait, Shadow... but that won't stop him from destroying anypony before Shadow comes up... what if he comes here, what if he kills Luna or Celestia...or, or-' My train of thought was interrupted, by something.

"Hello is this Mark." The voice asked.

I stopped powering up and looked to the sky. "Uhhh, yes... mind of I ask who this is."

"I'm King Kai, ruler of the northern Galaxy, look I have Goku here, he said he wanted to talk to you." He said.

"W-What... Goku, isn't that my grandfather?" I asked.

"Heeeey buddy." I new voice said. "I never got the chance to meet you."

"G-Grandpa?" I said, almost crying 'Is it really him'.

"Look, I'm here to try and help you become a Super Saiyan... in five minutes." He said.

"H-How?" I asked.

"Like this." he then teleported behind me. "Sorry, gotta borrow my Grandson for a minute... of five."

As we teleported back, I looked down to see my body, then I saw everyone Goku, Gohan, and. "DAD!" I screamed, giving my father a hug.

"Ok, so how are we going to do this... what I did with Gohan almost took a year... Goten, how did you transform?" Goku asked.

"I don't know, mom was just training with me then, I just sorta transformed." My dad said.

"Then we'll do that." Goku said. "Hope you don't mind."

"W-Wha?" Was all I could say before I was hit in the face.

"Heh... ok Goten you should handle this." Goku said giving a sheepish smile.

"Ya think." He said coming up to me.

"Ok, ready... set... GO!" He yelled we charged at each other.

*Six minutes later*

"Do I have to go... I haven't even became a Super Saiyan yet." I winned not wanting to leave.

"But the girls are in danger." My dad said.

"Oh... oh shit I forgot about them." I said starting to panic. "Hurry, lets go."

"Ok ok, give me a moment." Goku said, we then teleported back to Equestria. I looked around everyone looked at me.

"Guess who's back." I said.

"Who?" Pinkie asked.

"Just... no." I said.

"So... did you become a Super Saiyan?" Asked Celestia hopefully.

"No... buuuut, I think I'm strong enough to take on this Chilled guy." I said. "When is he go-" Just then out in the distance a giant explosion came.

"Well... gotta go, I'll leave you to it." Goku said and vanished.

*At the explosion*

"Oh man, I am so glad I recorded all of that." Said Chilled.

"This is so much fun." Said one of his men, blowing up a house.

"Really, this is how you intimidate a village." I said. "Blow up a house or two, I don't even think you killed anypony with those pea shooters."

"Heey, we were going to kill one of the sick ones it they didn't comply." Said one of the men.

"Ohhh, kill one of  the sick ones, what are you gonna do next, waterboard the elderly?" I asked.

"Look buddy we didn't come here to be judged by you." The man said shooting at me, I dodged it and punched him in the gut.

"Holy shi-" Befoer the other soldier could finish I kicked him in the face, making him crash into a nearby mountain.

"Pffft, amateurs." I said.

"And you just killed my way back home." Said Chilled.

"Wait, can't you fly it yourself?" I asked.

"Flying is for the help." He answered.

"Truuuue." I said. "So... you're Chilled?"

"Yes." He answered.

"And we're going to fight now?" I asked.

"Yes." He said, I then charged at him punching him once... once... he then started to be the absolute shit out of me ending up with me, facing the ground with his foot on my head. "You wish to wrestle with the great Lord Chilled? Yet you have not brought your own leotard?! Worthless whelp! You make a mockery of Wrestle Wednesdays! You see, they both start with “W”s! It’s alliteration."

"G-t th- f--k of- me y-- cu-t." I managed to say.

"Get off of Mark you stupid, lit- oh Celestia." Rainbow said, as Chilled pointed his finger at her, charging his attack.

"These peo- er... ponies seem to have a sincere affection for you. What is your secret?" He asked.

"Maybe it’s because I don’t look like a giant purple and orange tampo-"I said before getting cut off.

"I have lost interest!" He said while kicking me away. "And now… YOUUUU DIIIIIIIE!"

"MARK!!" Rainbow yelled rushing at Chilled.

"You too." He said blasting her into a building.

'Rainbow Dash!' I though. "YOU MOTHER FUCKING!!" I yelled getting up. "GOD DAMN, PIECE OF SHIT!!!!! YOU WILL PAY!!!!!" My mane then began to go up into the air while lightning struck near me. "UUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

"What the-" Was all he could say before, I finally transformed. "I'm sorry, I only fight natural blondes."

I looked at my fur. "I am the legendary Super Saiyan."

"Yay, we're all Super Saiyans." Pinkie exclaimed jumping up.

"I will eat you." I threatened.

Chilled then goes up into the air firing a barrage of blasts at me making direct contact, when he thinks it's over he lands.

"And that, ladies, gentlemen, and those of unspecified gender, is how you split a bananaaaaWAAA?" Chilled looked at amazement as I just walked out of then smoke, without a scratch. He then tried to attack me but I just knocked him onto the ground standing over him, pinning him down. "Please don't break my butt."

"Okay." I said.

"Truly?" He asked.

"Nah." I said, I then began to smash him deeper into the ground, I then threw him out, only to teleport behind him and kick him into the sky, he then stopped himself.

"You petulant, impudent, contemptuous whoooooore!" He yelled, charging up his blast that looked like it could blow up the planet.

"You made bro?" I asked mockingly.

"A little, thank you for asking!" He yelled throwing it at me.

"Then maybe you should CHILL!" I said throwing my own blast.

"I’m always chilled! …Ooohhh, I get i-" Before he could finish, my blast absorbed his sending him back into space.

"Well... that was, easier than I expected." I said looking into the sky, I then looked at Celestia. "What now?"

I smile looking into the sky, then I turn my head to Celestia. "..... I dunno."

Pinkie then jumps up. "OH OH I GOT IT!!!! We can wait at the forest for Shadow to get home!"

I look at her. ".... Wait how do you know he's gonna be there?"

Pinkie shrugs.

"Of course." I face-palm.