Biological Researches

by Gray Compass

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Rarity, Other, Romance, Sex, Random
Length: 4286

When a human biologist gets lost in the Everfree, the last Equestrian specimen he expected to save him, was Rarity. Such a generous pony...

Humans and ponies have been in contact for a while, but Henry was one of the first researchers to get a chance to study the anomalous creatures of the Everfree Forest.

After an unexpected blizzard, Henry finds himself lost in the middle of a very unpredictable forest. To his luck, Miss Rarity appeared right on time to save his unconscious stupid body from a fatal hypothermia.

What Henry didn't knew, was that waking up in the carousel boutique, could have its benefits.

After all, Rarity is such a generous mare.

Published 2015-05-16 20:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-05-16 20:40:02 UTC

Frostbite and Marshmallows

Frostbite and Marshmallows

Winter.

Only through winter, is spring made perfect. I agree with the guy who said that. After the fall, winter was my favorite season; being a quite naturalistic guy, I loved to watch the seasons pass by, as so the wildlife.

As a biologist, you can easily get hooked to these peculiar nuances of the beautiful world we live. Or in my specific case – Lived.

I moved, a few years ago.

I could have moved to Oregon – God knows why, everyone I know wants to live there for some reason – or to the Virgin Islands. Crap, I could have picked Sierra Leone as my next destination. But no… I picked a completely different world – for someone like me, a biologist as I said – completely new worlds, mean completely new specimens, and as such – amazing discoveries.

I moved to Equestria, as soon as the portals opened. My scientific team was one of the first ones to gain full access to the vastness of Equestria's completely unexplored jungles, and creatures.

Hell, it was a dream coming true.

I could share my adventurous tales here – how I escaped from a crippled manticore, or the day I jumped from a cliff with nothing but an umbrella as my parachute, or when I was forced to prepare a secret elixir to keep the rapist tigers of Neighnandavana away. But I have a stupid tendency to over-explain everything, so I better keep my mouth shut and let some other dude write about our expeditions, in an unauthorized biography or documentary.

Still, I’m here to tell you a very peculiar story, a recent one – The day I got lost in the Everfree forest during a snowstorm, and ended up having sex with a unicorn in her upscale boutique.

Yep, that's life.

Biological Researches

The year was coming to an end,

Finally.

After our main project here was done, and millions of new species got analyzed, described, cataloged, and sent to Earth, I settled down in Ponyville – to rest, have some fresh air, and also start my personal researches about magical wildlife, which was in fact, the main reason for my stay in Equestria. Magic was something new for us, humans; it was fascinating and scary at the same time, and I wanted to study its side effects on animals and plants.

The infamous Everfree Forest was my start place; the forest had a quite old ecosystem, it was there for thousands of years and featured many peculiarities that other similar forests around the world lacked. One of them was the extremely unpredictable weather. The pegasus ponies worked really hard to maintain their whimsical climate, but even though we were in the middle of the official winter season, most of the Everfree seemed to be completely unaffected by the snowstorms. Everything was green and luxuriant, flowers bloomed here and there, and small creeks flowed in open channels from the hills to the lakes. The place truly had an atmosphere of its own.

Certain day, I grabbed some granola bars, my backpack and my cart, and decided to go in there all by myself. I wanted to find out what the hell was going on with that forest, and why it remained the same regardless of what happened in the sky.

As I left the outskirts of the town, my attention was a drawn to a small cottage by the edge of the Everfree. A lovely mare, by the name of Fluttershy, lived there; she looked like a mix of a hippie, a Greenpeace activist, and a veterinarian. She even tried to change my mind about this short expedition of mine, but I didn't listen to her.

I would only realize how right she was in the future.

While I made my way through the woods, my first mistake became apparent; I was only dressed in my usual 'exploration' outfit, which as I came to notice – was nothing but a pair of boots, khaki pants, and a jacket. It was around 5 pm, when the air changed from the wet, hot jungle standards, to the 'holy crap, I’m having hypothermia!' mode.

Shining little flakes started rain over my head and my hands; at first they melted and disappeared in a few seconds, but as temperature dropped, their presence became obvious. It was snowing – a lot.

'I should have listened to the yellow pegasus, I should have listened to the yellow pegasus' My mind just kept repeating the same statement in a loop, while I shook the snow from my clothes.

Soon, all the canopies and vines were covered in a thin layer of ice. Dense storm clouds shrouded the horizon, and I was there – in the middle of a dirt road, miles inside the forest, with nothing but my stupid khaki pants, a $10 jacket, and an Equestrian equivalent of a roofless golf cart.

The humidity in the air was quickly turning into mist, it danced around my body like a ghost as I tried to make my way back to Ponyville. I pressed the gas of my cart, hoping it would turn the electric vehicle into a truck, but this never happened, unfortunately.

I knew that Fluttershy's cottage wasn't very far from that part of the forest – and she would probably die from happiness only at the thought of giving me shelter for the night, or whatever.

And again, how wrong I was…

Halfway to the cottage, the cart started to die. The engine was progressively running slower, snow was pilling up on the ground and all over the hood – in no time, all the four wheels of my 'truck' refused to go a step further.

“Dammit!” I punched the panel. Looking around, seeing nothing but the dazzling whiteness of the snow, suddenly the infantile belief that the universe was made for me to suck, crawled back inside my mind. I jumped from the seat and groaned, as my boots sank in the freezing surface.

With no other way out, I was forced to left the cart behind and step by painful step, walk all the way back through the desert trail.

'That's fine' I thought to myself. 'It won't take very long...'

As time passed by, and I dragged my body through the frozen land – shaking like a dog shitting razor blades – something weird started to happen with me.

First it was my hands, then my neck, shoulders, knees, ankles – a strange numbness took over my body. I was confused, unable to focus my attention on the path right ahead of me. I opened and closed my wrists, but the feeling wouldn't go away. I had no gloves, so I just hugged myself, and tried to warm my hands against my body for a while.

I was the definition of 'screwed' in person. Some Man vs. Wild episodes immediately came back into my mind, and I wondered if I'd be forced to eat insects and drink my own urine to survive – or some other disgusting survival tactic like that.

The nearly ancient trees ominously surrounding my path, gave the impression of being silently plotting against my existence, as their rotten branches eventually cracked and collapsed, creating the most unexpected and scary requiem in the world.

“Fuck you! Fuck you all!” I turned around, cursing all the trees. I was losing my common sense, and I could do nothing about that, as I had no control over myself anymore. “I hope a lightning bolt turn your freaking trunks into-”

A crack, a squeak, a thump, and then a deathly silence.

Something prevented me from finishing that sentence, and I would only find out what, after a quite painful awakening.

“Uhghh…” I grumbled, trying to get up.

"Oh my! No, no, no – sit down darling, please. You simply can't stand up after such an horrendous accident." Following the voice's order, I forced myself to sit up, finding out my back was sore as hell, and my neck ached as if I had slept in some awkward position.

"Accident?" I muttered, touching my neck and trying to find potential injuries. My eyes trailed down from the floor to the several mannequins scattered around the room, each one displaying a completely different dress. The walls were completely covered in layers of velvety fabric, and by every corner, stood a golden framed mirror. That place was fabulous, and even more fabulous was the unicorn responsible for it.

I was blessed with such a peculiar, but magnificent sight, as I looked to the pony right in front of me; she was white as the very same snow responsible for the failure of my expedition, a garish pink scarf around her neck seemed to have been sewn with nothing but bubble gum strings. By her side, a slightly annoyed filly dubiously stared at me. She looked almost like a 'pocket' version of the white mare, except for their manes and tails.

"Oh... Sorry but I- I don't quite remember how did I got here, miss..." I stopped in mid-sentence, realizing that I didn't knew her name.

"Just call me Rarity, darling." She added, taking off her scarf. "After what happened to you, I understand your memory lapse. I'm even surprised to see you awake." Rarity gave the bubblegum colored scarf to the filly, and said something about cleaning her room – the little thing rolled her eyes, but walked away.

"And what happened?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.

"A tree branch fell on your head... You was knocked unconscious, and my dragon had to carry you all the way back to the city. In the end, you was pretty lucky." She chuckled, walking to a counter and levitating two hot cups of tea. I hated tea, but circumstances forced me to accept. The hot beverage wasn't that bad, as it helped to warm me up.

"A dragon, you say?" I sipped the tea – Rarity did the same, not taking her eyes from me. "May I ask what a gorgeous pony like you was doing in the middle of that hideous forest – amid a snowstorm – with a dragon?" I giggled at the thought.

"Oh, please Mr. Petersen..." She waved a hoof at me, softly blushing thereafter. "I wasn't in the middle of the forest; to be frank with you, I was just searching for a new load of gems, near Everfree's edge – when Spike saw you stumbling through the snow."

A golden chest to feast your eyes on was laying against the wall, filled with dozens of huge multicolored diamonds.

"I see... And I presume that Spike is the dragon you mentioned before?"

"Oh, yes, but he's just Twilight's baby dragon... She lets me borrow him once in a while." Rarity said. "But what about you Mr. Petersen, can you tell me what were you doing in the forest?"

"I was trying to- wait a second... no offense but... how do you know my name?" At that very moment, I looked down to myself and noticed many details that at first, went completely overlooked.

First – My clothes were nowhere to be seen. I was wearing nothing but an undersized purple robe and my boxer briefs.

Second – My limbs were oddly heating up, as if the own tea flowed through my veins.

Third – I was having a boner attack.

"M-my apologies M-mr. Petersen, I just-" She stuttered.

"Henry... Just Henry."

"My apologies Henry... Your clothes were completely soaked and ragged by the time we got home, they looked absolutely awful- besides, you would probably freeze to death before I could perform a drying spell." With a shy smile, Rarity handed me a small plastic card. "I found this in your pocket, it's your identity card, isn't it?"

I just nodded.

"Well, thank you so much for your help, Rarity. I probably wouldn't be alive now if it wasn't for you and your... Eh, baby dragon." I finally managed to get up straight as that odd heat took over my sore muscles. "All right, well I guess I should be going." I coughed.

"What!?" She gasped. "I can't let you leave in such a terrible storm! Besides, Fluttershy's healing tea has just started to warm and restore your body!" I cringed a little bit at the 'healing tea' concept. "You must stay the night."

The world outside the windows was a grayish blur, and the thought of walking back home – in a robe – was enough to make me shiver. Stay in Rarity's place was a tempting offer.

"Oh well..." I sighed. "I hate to be an inconvenience. I can sleep in the couch, and tomorrow-"

"In the couch? Darling, please... I'm the element of generosity, do you really think I'd let a guest of mine sleep in the couch?" She chuckled. I just shrugged in place. I couldn't help but stare at her marshmallow colored flank, as she turned around to look for her sister. Rarity was so huggable, I just wanted to squeeze her with my-

Damned tea...

"Sweetie Belle, are you done with my room?" She asked, as the filly walked down the stairs with a broom.

"Yeah... Can I go to my room now?" Sweetie Belle frowned. As her big sister nodded, she just disappeared as fast as she came.

"Kids..." She scoffed. "Come with me darling, I'll show you the place."

"You don't mind sharing the bed with me, do you?"

'This is totally not happening' I thought, as I struggled to give an answer. Rarity's room was enormous, and her alicorn-sized bed could easily fit my entire family.

"Ah... N-no?"

"That's not very convincing." She giggled. "I thought humans were social creatures as well." I couldn't say for sure if that tea was playing with my head, or if Miss Rarity was the one playing. The deep crimson tones of her silky bed sheets contrasted with the pure whiteness of her fur, as the unicorn sprawled over the bed, stretching her legs.

I came to an abrupt halt. 'What in the world...' I said to myself. She was lying on her stomach, just looking at me with those gleaming blue eyes.

"We are." I said, sitting on the edge of the bed. "Man is by nature a social animal... I guess. But our races differ when it comes to the definition of kindness."

"You seem to know a lot about the subject." Rarity cleverly stated. "You never said what were you doing in the forest though."

"I'm a biologist. It's part of my job to study interspecies relations. I was examining the effects of magical energy in the forest; how it affects the wildlife. I've been studying magical creatures for years." I swear that my statement had no underlying meaning....

"You must know much about unicorn anatomy, don't you?"

"Yes, naturally I-"

I didn't notice how close we were until I felt her hoof right by my hand, and not a second later she pulled me into a kiss. I was so shocked it took me a few seconds for my brain to catch up with what was going on. Rarity pulled me on top of her as she stuck her tongue into my mouth.

As we parted from the kiss, Rarity bit her lower lip teasingly but said no more words.

"W-what the hell?"

"Come on Henry... Don't you want to study some interspecies relations?" She smiled mischievously. "Make me your test subject."

Should I complain about that? I don't think so.

With a gentle move, Rarity untied my robe's knot, revealing the massive bulge inside my pants. I was about to fuck a very important topic of my research, and the whole concept looked absolutely revolutionary to me. What if we were able to fuck trigonometry, or chemistry. Think about all the possibilities!

Rarity's muzzle caressed my crotch, I leaned back and let her pull down my briefs. The unicorn nuzzled my erection very slowly as it sprung free, she licked her lips and I almost came right then and there.

I held my breath as Rarity started to lick my shaft up and down, putting only the tip in her mouth and sucking.

"H-holy fuck." I groaned.

"You like this?" She asked, swirling her tongue around the head, while her hoof tenderly massaged my balls. I just confirmed with a nod.

"But you're not having any of it." Her horn flashed, a bluish light surrounded my body and filled the back of my eyes. Suddenly I found myself on top of her. "Fuck me, human!" She ordered. "Take control over me."

I got even more surprised – if that's even possible – Still, something urged me to obey. if that's what she really wanted, I wouldn't dare to say no.

"As you wish, Miss Rarity."

She gasped as I penetrated her moist and incredibly tight marehood – at first a little bit roughly, so she could feel my waist against her marshmallow rump – she moaned at the sudden weight of my body completely dominating her, while I pinned the mare against the bed with an arm.

I would make sure to apply pressure to her inner walls with the entire length of my shaft , firmly rubbing and caressing the unicorn’s clit with only the tip of my dick.

Her hindleg twitched in the air, as her pussy helplessly squeezed my cock in erratic contractions. Rarity let out a faint moan, trying to bit down the pillow.

It was literally cute as fuck, to see that beautiful pony squirming and panting on the bed, as I filled her insides with every single inch of my erection – even though I wasn't doing much besides keeping her still, and enjoying the show. I loved to see how delicate and frail they looked like when being teased submissively.

Deeply, I knew she loved it, it was written in most of ponies genetic codes after all.

As quick as It started, I pulled out my member, and watched with a mischievous smile, as she found herself empty again. Before Rarity could open her mouth to complain , I stuck two of my fingers between her thighs, easily following the warm trail of fluids leading to her little pussy. Still, I kept my thumb ready for the throbbing button that was her clit.

“P-please Mr. H-henry… You k-know I don-”

Girls… Always denying things they'd love to have. I just shut her mouth with a kiss and my tongue, and in no time, her deep moaning was pleasurably reverberating inside my throat.

“Do you like this, don’t you?” I asked, biting her lower lip. My fingers playing with her marvelous clit, as juicy strings of the unicorn's fluids dripped from my hand.

“Hnghhh…”

“Yeah, I thought so…”

I knew how sensitive mares could be down there when aroused, so I purposely brushed my leg against her lips, as I crawled over her body. Rarity was lying on her back, her forelegs wrapped around my neck, shivers running down my spine as her fluffy equine body brushed against my chest.

“Darling, you know what I want… Don’t make me ask for it.” She whispered.

“Oh, but I will!” I planted a kiss on her neck, just because I loved to feel her pristine coat of hair standing up. I licked her neck, up to her temples, softly biting the tip of her cute ear, in the meantime, I made sure to insert another finger to the game, this time going even further inside.

“Ahhhhhnnn- oh dear… Hhhng” Her involuntary squirms stared again, and I was surprised to feel such a strong muscular grip, as her pussy clenched around my fingers. I could barely contain my urges by then.

“Ask it, like a good filly.” I said, feeling her body arching underneath me.

“S-stop… Teasing me!” She moaned, and I pressed her button again, eliciting more shivers and lip bites. It was so amusing.

“Do you really think I’d let you cum right now?” I chuckled. “Our fun has just begun!”

Rarity was panting hard, and the beautiful bed sheets of hers were already wet from our bodies’ heat. It would be simply boring to fuck her in such a traditional place… No I was thinking about somewhere else.

I looked around her exquisitely decorated room, and the fashionista's work desk immediately caught my attention. The height was just perfect.

I jumped from the bed, dragging Rarity with me. I lifted the pony – as a gentleman – and dropped her over the table; she stayed on her back, as I threw most of the useless objects and fabrics on the floor. “Don’t worry, Sweetie Belle can fix that later.” I said, eliciting a giggle from the unicorn.

She had such a perfect smile. Fuck, I couldn’t resist. I pulled her into a kiss again, feeling her sweet taste in my mouth, as notes of some overly expensive perfume – that she probably brought in Canterlot – filled my lungs.

I started to touch her again, my hands trailing down her slender body, until they reached the sides of each cutie mark. I ripped my half-opened robe out from my shoulders, throwing it on the ground. As I squeezed her flanks, I could see my boner impatiently waiting in front of me.

“S-stop playing with me!” She whined, those beautiful crystalline blue eyes looking up at me.

“What my little unicorn want, then?" I asked. "I’m sorry, but I can’t hear your thoughts Miss Rarity, you’ll have to ask for it.” A sarcastic grin formed on my face. Without any warning, I inserted just the tip of my shaft inside of her slit, spreading its warm lips apart.

“T-this.” She muttered, trying to pull me closer.

“What?” I pushed a little deeper, a wet spot already forming on the table, as drips of her drenched pussy oozed through my dick “You want me to fuck you? What would your Fluttershy think of you? Using her healing tea to enchant me.” I grinned even more, I was such a bastard.

“I d-don’t care about her! Just rut me, for Celestia’s sake!”

“As you wish, ma'am”

With that, in a single thrust, I buried my entire length inside of her. Rarity cried in pleasure, the atmosphere of her room was flooded with lust. The tone of her voice changing with each breath, pencils and objects falling from the table, the wet slaps on her pussy as I fucked her; those were the only sounds I could hear.

“Ahhhnnn, yes! Celestia, yes!” She muttered. “Go h-harder, darling!”

I chuckled at such an unexpected series of events, which ultimately lead me here, but I wouldn't complain anymore. Rarity was definitely one of the hottest mares I had ever studied during my stay here in this world.

As I increased the pace, she started to squirm again, and every time she tried to move, her muscles contracted. Her cunt was practically trying to milk my cock, while clenching and tightening even more. The pleasure was almost unbearable.

“Hnnngghhh- H-henry… Y-yeah.” As her brain melted down into unintelligible words, I felt as if my dick was about to explode. I wrapped my arms around her body grinding my chest against hers, pushing the mare to the limit. My cock must have messed up with some of her wires, because when I gave her some deeper thrusts, her back arched, and a moan slipped from her lips.

Every stroke of my body brought her closer to climax, and I couldn't hold back for much longer as well. Her pussy clenched hungrily at the sensation of my bare flesh ridding inside her, spilling another gush of fluids onto my balls.

“Hnnnnggg- H-henrry- you beast. Ahnnnnnn I… I’m cumming!” She panted, locking her hindlegs against me.

“Ohhh God!” An electric jolt ran through my spine, as she started to orgasm, I groaned as thick spurts of slippery cum burst from my dick, coating the unicorn's drenched cunt. I was breathing erratically, and sweating like a dragon in heat – I don’t even know if dragons can sweat, but that’s how It felt.

Rarity still contorted and moaned, a cascade her own fluids drenched the entire place, her white fur almost glued to her skin. Her exhausted bedroom eyes looked up at me, and a smiled formed on the mare's lips. I slowly pulled out my shaft from her throbbing marehood, taking her body on my arms very gently, and then collapsing on the nearest bed.

I loved my job.

"I swear Twilight, I don't know what happened... I was just talking to him - you know how I like to study human's culture." Rarity forced a smile, as her friend tried to access Henry's mind. "They're so exquisite, after all."

"I didn't knew you was so enthusiastic about humans." Twilight cocked an eyebrow at Rarity. Forcing a spell on the unconscious man. "He'll be fine, I suppose... His body is okay, aside from a few scratches. But something definitely messed up with his brain."

"Poor thing... Those awful beasts from the Everfree must have attacked him." She said, caressing his back. "I'll take care of him, until he gets better"

"He's my personal guest, after all..."

***

Author's Note

"Who's the biologist, and who's the experiment?"

I wrote this a few days ago, after a long - sleepless - night.

Inb4 -

'Your grammar sucks, and yada yada yada...'

'The end was a little bit rushed'

'I don't know what happened at the end.'

'You need to find an editor'

'Show, don't tell'

I love you too.

- Pedro Hander