Author's Note

Ugh. Jerk move. Sorry about the wait on this one. Everytime I did it I forgot to save, then I forgot what to write. Anyway, Spitfire and Celestia! Enjoy!

The Perfect Letter

Dear Princess Celestia,
Here are 10 reasons why I am (and always will be) a better captain for the Wonderbolts than Rainbowdash.

1. I have very few friends. She has a lot, and she's always doing stuff with them. Less friends, less distractions.

2. I'm cooler, that's it.

3. Look me in the eyes and tell me her hair isn't a hazard, or will be against any rules in competitions. You can't do it!

4. I'm harsher on trainees. Harsher training, more skill.

5. I have experience.

6. Knowing Rainbow, she'd probably leave any competition, show, or any obligation for her friends or as the ex-bearer of the element of ~~friendship~~ Friendship.

7. She isn't ready for this type or responsibility. She might sleep on the job.

8. She's to silly and fun. We already have the silly, ~~stupid~~ lighthearted one of the group, Soarin.

9. Sometimes her friends get in the way of things.

10. Did I mention I'm cooler?

In conclusion, I am the best captain of the Wonderbolts Equestria has ever seen, and if you don't agree, then my name is Soarin. Goodnight princess.

Captain of the Wonderbolts,
Spitfire