"My name is Pinkamena Diane Pie, and I've killed nine ponies to date.

Shocked? You shouldn't be. All the signs point to me. Motives, no alibi, I was even at the scene of the crime once! Nopony even seems to consider for a moment that it was me, that I would even be capable of it."

This was taken straight from the diary of the recently convicted Pinkamena Diane Pie. The following is the diary in full.